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Politics / Re: A Prophecy In 2016 On Peter Obi To Win By A Nairalander. by Jazzman01: 9:14am On Jun 12, 2022
Sucre6:


As far as he didn't edit it recently then he's still apt

He did it recently after observing the unfolding events. If you visit the thread, you will notice that he created it to seek advice for his memory problems and only one person responded in 2016. Other qoutes/response came in in 2022 just after this op posted it here. He edited his post and also changed the title of the thread.

Politics / Re: A Prophecy In 2016 On Peter Obi To Win By A Nairalander. by Jazzman01: 7:32am On Jun 12, 2022
dewaskillz:
Afikoo prophesied since 2016 about Peter Obi’s win as President of Nigeria. This is so unreal.

Fake. See his original post below talking about memory problems (pics attached) Someone quoted him before he edited it.

Link to the thread ;-

https://www.nairaland.com/2837955/peter-obi-defeat-atiku-tinubu#41581617

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Family / Re: My 17yrs Old Son Is Getting Out Of Hand by Jazzman01: 5:55pm On Jun 09, 2022
Mindlog:


Come up with more effective ways of disciplining your children without having to use belt on them.

Oga, this is Africa. Africans are very stubborn and don't yield to corrections easily until you use maximum force. Cane doesn't kill and even the Bible is in full support of it. The book of proverbs 13 Vs 24 says; "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Therefore if you spare the rod, you spoil the child.
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by Jazzman01: 4:42am On Jun 08, 2022
CutieKing:


Oga speak for yourself.
What makes osinbajo better?.
Has tinubu being tested before arriving at this conclusion?.
If tinubu didn't discover osinbajo,would you have known this nonsense you are talking now?.
Oga,tinubu get 20 osinbajos he can use to run his government.
You have no right to question the choice of Nigerians in making their choice.you all have equal stakes.

Technically speaking, Tinubu is the best choice but for his old age. He his fearless, has the guts and has attained the godfather status thus his decision cannot be influenced by any godfather and will have full freedom to rule. Interms of age, achievement and money, he also commands the highest respect amongst the contestants.
I believe he will do well even if there will be some little elements of corruption in his administration.

Osinbajo on the other hand appears too meek and weak. Intelligence alone is not enough to govern a country especially one like Nigeria. You have to be fearless, stern and ruthless like wike on some matters and in decision making. Osinbajo will still be subject to Tinubu and can also be influenced by other political big wigs. But Tinubu is bigger than them all, fears no one and can never be fazed or influenced by any of them. They will even be afraid of him unlike Osinbajo who can be easily threatened.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Writes Open Letter To Bola Tinubu by Jazzman01: 4:56am On Jun 07, 2022
Softmirror:

grin Reminds me of so many letters written by people like Fayose to Obasanjo before the 1999 elections. It seems such letter actually propels one to become president of Nigeria at the end of the day. So far so good for Tinubu, the loyalty from the Northern Governors has been tested and passed. We meet at the eagle square.

Guy, I am not sure you understand Yoruba language. Go and listen to his outburst in Abeokuta Ogun state and you will know he has shot himself on the foot.
Politics / Re: Seun Has Finally Dealt With Nairaland Canceller by Jazzman01: 6:03am On Jun 02, 2022
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Golan007:


You can't cancel anymore.
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Politics / Re: Seun Has Finally Dealt With Nairaland Canceller by Jazzman01: 5:58am On Jun 02, 2022
[s]The notorious Canceller on politics section has finally been put to his place.
After receiving numerous complaints of his cancelling activities on this forum, Seun finally removed the strike through feature from nairaland. Henceforth, no nairalander can strike through (cancel out) people's posts.
It was necessary to tame that troll that lacks respect for people's political opinions but rather takes it personal and even goes as far as defaming and blackmailing his targets all because of political differences.[/s]
Phones / Re: Voltage Fluctuation In My Apartment by Jazzman01: 4:48pm On May 29, 2022
adibo:

It is a single phase meter. That's what the Ikeja Electric guy that came said. He said the neutral was the problem, that it was not properly connected, he then screwed it properly and said he had corrected it, this happened the day (like I said, the voltage is normal during the day even before the guy came to check it) , only for me to see at night that the problem was still there

For the maximum voltage you just mentioned, this means that even what I am calling normal voltage is not really normal voltage, because the lowest voltage I have seen since I bought this digital TV guard is 253, it is normally around 256, 257 during the day but my neighbour's voltage is normally around 220v

If you have a tester screwdriver, check the Live and Neutral terminals from your socket outlet. if both of them glow, it means you have been supplied with Line-Line, Instead of line-neutral.
Check your distribution pole outside if you can see 3 or 4 wires there then it is most likely they made a mistake during the connection and gave you Line-Line. But carry out that test first.
Phones / Re: Voltage Fluctuation In My Apartment by Jazzman01: 12:29pm On May 29, 2022
adibo:
Good morning, I have been experiencing fluctuating voltage in my apartment, my powerbank, charger and other appliances have been been destroyed because of the high voltage. I initially thought it was just a random and general issue in the area until I found out that my neighbours in the same compound do not have the problem, just my apartment. That was when I started observing the voltage level with a digital TV guard

I contacted Ikeja Electric and they sent someone to come and check my meter. He did something and said there is actually high voltage that it was due to the neutral wire not being well connected to my meter and I gave him 2k, only for the issue to continue in the evening, I tried calling him thru out last week, he refused to pick my calls

What I observed is that the current is a bit normal at abt 250v during the day as from 8am to abt 6/7pm. The moment it gets to 7pm, the voltage goes up to 260v and 270v and my TV guard immediately trips off, it then starts fluctuating thru out the night till the next morning around 8am.

Another observation is that those times when the current is high, the moment I put on my iron or water heater, the voltage immediately comes down to normal and the TV guard comes on but the moment I put off the iron/water water, it immediately goes back up to 270v. What do I do because I don't want more of my appliances to be destroyed by the high voltage? The electrician I called said he is not permitted to touch my meter, that only IE staff can do that. Should I go and look for another electrician to check my apartment or what do I do?

How many phase are you using? This fault can occur when you are using multiple phases and the neutral line is not properly connected. The voltage between one phase and neutral can NEVER exceed 250V in Nigeria. But line-line can peak at 415V.

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Romance / Re: Facts About Circumcised Women. by Jazzman01: 12:01pm On May 29, 2022
Mercury12:
Wahala no dey finish.


People don't circumcises females anymore.
Gone are those days

Forget that thing, they still do it codedly.
Romance / Re: Facts About Circumcised Women. by Jazzman01: 12:00pm On May 29, 2022
Generalwoodz:
Anybody still subjecting their female babies, indulging or rendering female gentile mutilation should be thrown in to the Jail. No Brainer.

They've made sex work way difficult for me because some of the sweet ladies whom I've met in bed had their clitoris brutally cut off...
If this crime to woman and humanity endures, they'd make work cumbersome in the near future for my unborn boys. I wouldn't want that.

The joy of sex is rooted in the clit.
Stop cutting off Joy machine.

#SaveTheClit


That is why polygamy is rampant in Africa. Most men with two or more wives made the choice because their wife always deny them sex.

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Romance / Re: Facts About Circumcised Women. by Jazzman01: 11:54am On May 29, 2022
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 11:26am On May 29, 2022
Silentgroper:
Doesnt madrid set up requires a full back.. Y is militao doing d job of their fullback..

Militao does it whenever carvajal overlaps. Kanote did same many times whenever Arnold has gone awol ! But for that particular goal, Arnold was available but switched off completely.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 7:11am On May 29, 2022
Silentgroper:
That shoud've been konate's job. Militao is nt a full back yet he man marked diaz.. Konate is just a bloody fool nd fvck klopp for nt using matip..

How is it Konate's job? That would mean playing him out of position. Konate is a centre back pairing with Virgil. It is the work of Arnold. He only helped out when Arnold was overlapping.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:58am On May 29, 2022
chikason22:

He should play midfield. Cus he is good at that than playing RB.
We were just unlucky again in the hands of Madrid. All 9 shots on target saved by that juju man called Courtois. He won't go long before he fails for doing such.
Who does that. 9 shots and no one entered.
Frankfort will expose him.
We move.

Lol, are you underating Courtois? I have known him right from his days at Atletico Madrid. He has been consistent for many years. The guy is very good.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:49am On May 29, 2022
blkmum700:




I told someone today that Liverpool were lucky in this season's Champions League not to have played any big teams before getting to the final. They played Inter, Benfica, and Villarreal, and they could have won it tonight. They tried to cheat Madrid with a VAR. Benzema's goal was a very legit goal because it was a back pass from Fabinho.


The goal was too clumsy. It is a final and they wanted a free and fair play. You don't give red cards, award penalties or make other drastic decisions in a final unless it is very very glaring otherwise the game will be ruined.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:38am On May 29, 2022
Reference:
Liverpool looked jaded from the start, build up play terribly slow and the players looked uncharacteristically nervous for most parts.
After a grueling end to the season, this was just a bridge too far, not helped by Klopp's poor tactics.

Exactly, they were uncharacteristically slow and lacked ideas going forward. Thiago was also a culprit in slowing them down. Things changed a bit when he was removed and replaced with Firmino. They became more fluid but unfortunately the time was almost up and most of the players were already running out of gas.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:20am On May 29, 2022
Sanchez01:
Real Madrid had the toughest walk to the Champions League final. Beat PSG, Chelsea, Manchester City and then Liverpool! A Real Madrid side that is just rebuilding defeated the three strongest English teams in a single season. Chelsea and Manchester City were even a formidable opponents against Madrid. Liverpool is grossly overrated and playing this game a thousand times, there is no way they will win against a resilient side as Real Madrid.

Chelsea and Mancity played better and offered more threat than Liverpool did tonight. But it is a final and both sides would like to play with caution.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:11am On May 29, 2022
Reussite:
Omo this match pain me. sad Liverpool should have taken their chances in the first half knowing that second half have been Madrid's from knockout stages.
14 UCL is just too much abeg. The only comforting thing for me is that Benzema did not break Ronaldo's record.

You can't blame them, they tried their best but just couldn't get past Courtois. Madrid's mid field and defence was also well organized making it very difficult for Liverpool to make their usual runs and penetrate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:03am On May 29, 2022
Slynation:
Konate did more job tonight than Arnold, but the goal scored by Vini was unexpected tho... everyone saw Valverde took that shot and was motionless while indeed it was an assist...

Nothing unexpected there. It was Arnold's Fault. Robertson and Arnold failed in their man marking of Valverde and Vini.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 11:53pm On May 28, 2022
pho:
When we say premier League is over hype and not the best league some people will come aguing out of sentiment. La Liga has proven time and time again that it's the and remain the best league in the world. How do you measure success? This is a league that his team's has dominates both UCL and Europe for the past decade.

Though I supported Liverpool to win but deep down I knew it was another year for la Liga team to win the UCL

Madrid have defeated the 3 top sides in England

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 11:48pm On May 28, 2022
BigDawsNet:
Very Wrong tactics from Kloop

Assignment 1
Man to Man making (Anold - Vinius)(Never leave his side)

Assignment 2
Never depend on crossing or setpieces ( courtios as the highest hight... nobody can beat him on head goal)


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Yeah, he got it all wrong. I wasn't even expecting him to play his usual high line and he played it. They were even lucky not to have conceded more. Arnold overlaps alot and I wasn't expecting him to do so tonight considering the threat of Vinicius still he was busy going forward and playing in the mid field. As expected, he was eventually caught napping and Vinicius tapped in.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 11:41pm On May 28, 2022
rolams:
Robertson caused us! You lose ball you no cover!! Who does that against Madrid?

What about Arnold that was always overlapping? Vinicius was totally free and just tapped in.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 11:10pm On May 28, 2022
I knew Madrid were going to take advantage of Liverpool's high defensive line and also the constant overlapping of Arnold. His performance against Tottenham was bizarre, he left his position completely and was playing in the mid field trying to supply crosses which didn't work. The goal they conceded eventually came from his wing just like he was caught off guard again today.

They were even lucky not to have conceded in the first half because Madrid tried several through balls to beat their high line. One went through for Benzema but was cancelled. Many went through in the second half but was wasted.

But all kudos have to goto Courtois. He was the man of the match.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Drop Your Funniest Memes by Jazzman01: 4:28am On May 28, 2022

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Sports / Re: Manchester City Win Premier League Title by Jazzman01: 6:56pm On May 22, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
e don tey wey a no dey belive epl theatrics.

I love my laliga and its straight forward. At least the league leader is know two to three matches before the final day.

But because epl want more money, so dem gat arrange tins so that the league can be won on the final day just to cause more gragra grin

But this doesn't happen all the time. The arrival of Pep made the league more competitive. Back then, we didn't have to wait until the last day before the winner is decided. Before Pep's Era, the last time we witnessed such was in 2012.
Sports / Re: Manchester City Win Premier League Title by Jazzman01: 6:51pm On May 22, 2022
NeckingNgulping:


Looks like you just started watching football.. You think football is wrestling.. Those dramatic moments are what make the games beautiful..

The games were not arranged. Will you say that Real Madrid scoring the needed 2 goals in less than 70 seconds, in the dying minutes of the game against Man city in the champions league semifinals second leg, thereby forcing the game to extra time is a fraud?

Don't mind him, I doubt if he watched the match. Aston villa were visibly tired and the pressure became unbearable. The removal of their danger man (Coutinho) worsened things as city came all out for them. It was only a matter of time for them to capitulate.
Apart from the fact that city needed to win this match by all means, on a normal day we all know that Aston villa cannot beat city.

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