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Celebrities / Re: DJ Kaywise: 'I Will End It All By 9PM Tonight' by Jazzman01: 8:34pm On Sep 13, 2023
MorataFC:
Hmmm, my bank account is zero naira but I strongly believe that my tomorrow is alright, suicide is not an option but all these celebs dey use people's minds to catch fun and to trend.

Besides, anyone who commits suicide is going to hell then and there you will now face with 100% trouble, while on earth you killed yourself just because of 1% of wahala.
If you can't cope with 1% of wahala how can you cope with 100% torments, troubles and punishment?

Muslim stuff
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Jazzman01: 8:46am On Sep 04, 2023
TheSuperX:
You no see as my Arsenal trash woman Chester? next na Chelshit and Liverpool. we won't play this season. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Trash? Well that is what the scoreline depicts but not a true representation of the match. At some point, both teams were clueless and wanted to settle for a draw.

Unitedโ€™s plan was to hit Arsenal on the counter but failed, although it almost paid off if not for VAR.

Rice goal was scrappy and with a bit of luck. If they meet a ruthless side like Liverpool or City, there won't be time to make amends. Honestly I am not convinced about their win.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Jazzman01: 5:28am On Sep 04, 2023
TheSuperX:
It's between Arsenal and ManCity this season.

Guy, forget that thing ooo, Liverpool don wake up.
Phones / Re: The Head Phones And Earbuds Thread by Jazzman01: 5:26am On Aug 26, 2023
Dollywood:
For Sale.

The reason for selling is because the sound quality is meh, and I've been using it for months now. I prefer my previous cheap and fragile p-47. The build quality and battery life are quite inferior to the Oriamo Boompop, but man, the sound quality sparks a different feeling I have for music.


Price: #10,000

I'm kind of interested in this P-47 the way you described it. How is the bass? They also said the output is mono, how true is this?
Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by Jazzman01: 8:53am On Aug 24, 2023
akube34:
I wonder how this is even an issue. Find side chicks or visit codedruns.com. Na u Dey stress ur self ooo

But you know this doesn't make sense. How can you have a wife at home and still keep spending heavily on sex outside.

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Family / Re: Northern Women Face Divorce, Trauma For Receiving Treatment From Male Doctors by Jazzman01: 7:09pm On Aug 12, 2023
brainhgeek:
The North is the weight dragging this nation 10000light years backwards yet, we have to drag them along at the expense of the progress and wealth of others

Is it about the north or the religion they're practicing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by Jazzman01: 7:31pm On Aug 06, 2023
MentalCase98:
Why did the match have like 12 minutes extra time? Na the kind Ojoro wey dem wan dey do for Arsenal this season be this abi?

The injury to walker and parte caused the extension. But the 8 mins added initially was unnecessary.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by Jazzman01: 7:24pm On Aug 06, 2023
boxypane:
Congrats Arsenal. They should remember Community Shield is bad luck sha.

Lol, Liverpool trashed city at the beginning of last season to claim the community Shield and they went on to perform woefully all through the season. It ended up as a calamitous season for Liverpool, probably the worst since klopp took over.
Family / Re: Are Physical Attributes So Important? by Jazzman01: 7:05am On Jul 31, 2023
TheUnsure:

They are Muslims, I'm not.
Red flag! back off, it wont end well unless you are ready to convert.
Phones / Re: Power Bank Thread by Jazzman01: 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2023
Alfryd:
Please guys I want to buy power bank, what should I look out for...

Some will have 40000Ahm and still it won't function well
Pls I need guild lines

The first factor you should consider is your phone's battery capacity. Most powerbanks capacity are just 70 to 80% of the rated value due to power conversion losses. For example, my phone has a 5000mah battery and i use the itel star 200 powerbank with a rated capacity of 20000mah but it can only charge my phone about 3 times. That is about 75% of the rated capacity.

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Politics / Re: Owerri Residents Scamper For Safety As Unknown Gunmen Terrorize Akwakuma by Jazzman01: 2:47pm On Jul 09, 2023
Nvestor02:
Sit at home remain the only way to get Nnamdi Kanu out of prison. He did nothing for Government to be punishing him. Self determination is not a sin in everywhere in the world.

If Government refuse to release Nnamdi Kanu, will keep kpaiing our people in south East, we will burn out the whole region.

There won't be any peace in the region, since that is the only language that the government understand.

Biafra must be free, We are Israelites, we fear nobody.

He did nothing? someone that was requesting for guns and instigating violence against the FG ? do you watch his Facebook live videos?
Car Talk / Re: Is Lifting A Car Up Good Because Of Bad Road by Jazzman01: 12:05pm On Jul 08, 2023
Alex80s:
You need it because manufacturers of these vehicles didn't put the deplorable state of our roads into consideration... If you stay in the city with good roads, what about traveling to your village??

Besides, it's safer to drive an SUV that has huge ground clearance. If you can't afford it ,you can lift your sedan,at least it will reduce the number of times you will visit a panel beater.

Some people dont know why Engineers make these cars close to the ground. They put centre of gravity into consideration when designing in order to aid balance. I dont support raising any car because the ground clearance has been calculated based on the car's width and height.
Family / Re: If You Used This You Should Be Married By Now by Jazzman01: 10:44am On Jul 01, 2023
i still used it till around 2014 or thereabouts
Food / Re: Check How Much My Mother Used To Buy Garri And How Much I'm Buying Now by Jazzman01: 10:58am On Jun 25, 2023
vastolord4:
It's is only when some people on NL see a positive news about this APC that they comment and praise their daddy. When the see a news like this, it's like they have sand in their eyes.. they won't see it. Foolish people on this forum. Who ever knew garri would be sold at 1k5 per paint bucket? Petrol 530 with no salary increament. Very soon, companies will start laying off more staff cos they won't have money to pay.. HOW CAN THE POOR BREATH?

Salary increment is not the solution. if it is increased, sellers will also increase their prices in order to benefit too which is rather selfish anyway but that is Nigeria for you. A practical example,............is there any difference in our standard of living before and after minimum wage increament to 30K? See the present corpers earning 33k, their standard of living today is not better in anyway than those of us that earned 19.8K during our service year. The solution is price control and the government use to do it during the military regime.
Celebrities / Re: Lagbaja Finally Shows Face by Jazzman01: 1:30pm On Jun 18, 2023
Desusi:

Great heavens! So lagbaja is this handsome ? Why displaying as masquerade all the time. Could it be money palaver or enemy at work?

I heard his father is a pastor and doesn't want him to go into secular music. So he pleaded with his dad and told him he will do it in such a way that people will not recognise him.

I remember one of his earliest interviews on a Yoruba program called minijojo on AIT, in the early 2000s. He was even reluctant to disclose where he hails from.

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Celebrities / Re: Lagbaja Finally Shows Face by Jazzman01: 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2023
Ikillbrokehoes:
The legendary Lagbaja, I remember his hit song "Koko bilo" or whatever the name is, we rocked that song back then.

Wagwanbrethren:

Konko bilo, ko bilo
Meet me right down down down ....
Get into the groove baby
Let me see you move honey,let me see you dance.

The lyric still dey ring for head in a disjointed, but e don tey! ๐Ÿคฃ

konkonbilo was a big hit back then, i remember watching it on channel 0. Back then if your song gets played on channel O as a Nigerian artist, it was a kind of big achievement. Very few Nigerian songs made it to the channel back then such as African Queen by 2face and some songs from Stylplus.

Back to Lagbaja, i still prefer "feyin e" as his greatest hit. i have alot of childhood memories associated with it.

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Education / Re: Mention One Lecturer You Can Never Forget by Jazzman01: 11:38am On Jun 18, 2023
Prof. Adediran, Unilorin Elect/Elect Dept.
Hot tempered but very brilliant.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How's The Power Supply In Your Area? by Jazzman01: 5:15pm On Jun 11, 2023
No difference here.
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Suspended CBN Gov, Godwin Emefiele by Jazzman01: 8:08am On Jun 11, 2023
Ezeama400:
Bola is a bloody coward !!!

You are arresting a man that took an instruction from his Boss, if Emefle was acting against the directives of the presidency, they would have stopped him

Godwin didn't act on his own.. Arrest Buhari ist..

Tinubu has started creating enemies across Nigeria starting from SS region..

South south leaders will respond at the proper time ...

Let the drug lord flex muscle small while it lasts..
His unfortunate rodents should not fly to my mention like house flies

Rubbish talk.. So Buhari instructed him to fund Igbos too?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Jazzman01: 7:27am On Jun 11, 2023
ravensckar:
Why every team parks the bus against a defenceless MAN CITY still beats my imagination. How is this match supposed to look like a final if one team is defending with 10 players?


Defenceless Mancity? Go and check records. Mancity has the best defence in the Premier League. Even better than that of Chelsea when they were red hot under Tuchel. Check their stats for the past 2 to four seasons ago. They have the fewest goals conceded.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jazzman01: 2:04pm On May 28, 2023
Terver90:
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) has concluded plans to release assessment test results of candidates who participated in the online computer-based test for 2023 recruitment exercise.

This was disclosed by the NDLEA spokesman, Director Media & Advocacy, Femi Babafemi, on Twitter space on Friday, May 26, 2023. According to Babafemi, candidates who had taken the online aptitude test should expect their results online on Tuesday, May 30, 2023.

He further stated that candidates that scored above the cut-off mark will be invited for the next recruitment stage, which is an oral interview

I wish the interview can be conducted at state level just like FRSC did their own some years ago. Since they have made the aptitude test stage convenient for us they should also try to make the interview convenient and reduce the stress, cost and risk of travelling all the way to Abuja /Kaduna/Jos/Lagos or wherever their headqtrs is located. It is only the journey to the camp ground that is worth it. At least at that stage, you are already sure of getting the job.

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Education / Re: What I Saw At Baze University by Jazzman01: 6:12am On May 26, 2023
IkeIgboNiile:
The Nigerian educational system needs a complete overhaul and heavy investment.Our curriculum needs an upgrade and we need better teachers (technocrats) not those graduates who couldn't get jobs elsewhere.

Where will the better teachers come from? See let me tell you, the vast majority of the graduates we are producing these days are half baked and it all starts from secondary schools. Private schools started this corrupt idea of helping students pass their exams because of their desperation to make money and generate profit. Today even some public schools have also embraced the idea.

It doesn't stop at secondary schools, most private higher institutions also patch their students all in the name of making money and generating profits.

Private schools are the root cause of the rot in our educational system. It doesn't end there, the issue of lack of discipline and moral decadence is also been Fostered by private schools. Majority of them cannot discipline their students out of the fear of losing them thereby losing their source of income and a decline in profit.
Celebrities / Re: Ooni, Pete Edochie And Kanayo Handshake Sparks Controversy Online (Video) by Jazzman01: 5:52am On May 26, 2023
I dont see any big deal there. It would have been wrong and disrespectful if it was a fellow Yoruba man that greeted the ooni that way. But Pete is not Yoruba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (4 - 0) On 17th May 2023 by Jazzman01: 10:37pm On May 17, 2023
TERMlNATOR:
How ManCity dey take break people defence need to be studied and taught in schools.

Forget it, why couldn't they breakdown Chelsea's defence in the 2021 final? To be Frank, Madrid were in shambles tonight. They were not sharp and lacked Coordination. They played well in the first leg and were very compact but tonight they seemed fatigued. Mancity won't find it easy with inter because those guys have a well coordinated defence.

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Religion / Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by Jazzman01: 7:25pm On May 17, 2023
sixtuso:
. Hmmm your lucky it's church you can report. Mine is mosque where I just park in less than a year. Their ahuja is placed opposite my window and I only have issues only 5am and 6am prayers but we suffered so much from their noise during the last Ramadan. They will start from 2am till 6am and the worst is I don't normally sleep early. I went to bed mostly 12 and 1 am. How do I report them because I don't want them to call it blasphemy? Am regretting parking to the area honestly.

I am facing exactly the same thing here. It is usually worse during the Ramadan period. On a normal day it is 5am to 6am daily (with intermittent breaks) then they give lectures like 3 times a week between 6am to 7am and 7pm to 8pm. Thank God for poor power supply, it would have been 5 times everyday. But they never miss that of 5am, they will surely put on their Generator.

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