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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 1) On 8th May 2024 by Jazzman01: 10:44pm On May 08
iLegendd:
As in eh. You can disrespect Real Madrid from 1-80 minutes, but from 88 minutes, that 2 minutes left and 7+ extra, you're dead.

It's as if that's the time they realize who they are and they don't care if you're prime Chelsea, Bayern, Barcelona, Man City/U, or whatever.

Even if you change all Real Madrid players and replace them with Chelsea or Man U players, as long as they are wearing RM jersey, they have 90% chances of equalizing and winning.

I have studied this for years and I have realized they hardly fail at those minutes.


What about when mancity trashed them 4 nill last season?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by Jazzman01: 6:13am On May 07
Arsenal should be weary of this performance because united will want to revenge when they meet this weekend. That will be the end of Arsenal's slim title hope.
Phones / by Jazzman01: 10:17am On May 04
Technology Market / Re: S6 Needed by Jazzman01: 7:13pm On Apr 23
Technology Market / Re: S6 Needed by Jazzman01: 6:02pm On Apr 21
Jokes Etc / Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Jazzman01: 12:43pm On Apr 21
Wasky101:

U can remove it
You be confirm man my gee.
Which area you dey make I see if I fit reward you u with a fat ass in return

Is it the same mystery lady that you saw at Maryland? The way you described the whole scenario, I felt the chances of you finding her would be one in a million. You are quite lucky.

Please share her IG with me let me feed my eyes. This is a dead thread created since 2009. Once I see it, I will notify you to delete.

Thanks.
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Hate Sex? by Jazzman01: 3:39pm On Apr 13

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Politics / Re: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by Jazzman01: 8:31am On Apr 09
Google calender got it right all along. Wednesday and Thursday is the date on the calendar. I wonder why the FG rushed to declare Tuesday and Wednesday.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Jazzman01: 7:41pm On Apr 07
Users2000:


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Saw your mail, what do you want to say?
Foreign Affairs / Re: FGM: Gambian Lawmakers May Unban Female Circumcision by Jazzman01: 7:25pm On Mar 19
UncleKoboko:
GOOD!

THERE'S A REASON WHY MALES ARE CIRCUMCISED....

WHY IS MALE CIRCUMCISION LEGAL BUT FEMALE ILLEGAL?

JUST BECAUSE OYINBO TALK SAY SOMETHING NO GOOD, THEN EVERY BLACK SLAVES STARTS SUPPORTING THEM...



Everything has advantages and disadvantages...

The disadvantages of the stoppage of this female circumcision is what we now see in this generation of promiscuous OLOSHOS.

HOW MANY GIRLS STILL MARRY AS VIRGINS?


Every Saturdays, most men are just shinning teeth that they've married...

MARRYING A LEFTOVERS

MARRYING USED PRODUCTS

MARRYING A GIRL THAT HAS BEEN USED FOR EXPERIMENTS AND PASSED AROUND BY NUMEROUS MEN...

YET, UNA DEY PAY BRIDE PRICE grin grin grin
God forbid!.

ONLY VIRGINS DESERVE BRIDE PRICE.
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You won't understand the disadvantage until you get married and your wife starts denying you sex... And whenever she manages to give you, she doesn't feel anything, just waiting for you to do it quickly and get up...

Ever wondered why polygamy is a common practice in Africa? Ask those polygamous men, majority of them will tell you they started nursing the idea of another wife when their first wife started denying them sex constantly.

If a lady is not circumcised, it doesn't mean she will be promiscuous. It all depends on her upbringing...... There are many prostitutes, that were circumcised.

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Health / Re: Wrong Time To Fall Sick In Nigeria, As Cost Of Medicines Skyrockets by Jazzman01: 1:36pm On Feb 17
chronique:
It's not easy especially when you are buying imported drugs. I buy nexium 40mg for 22k. This was last year price. I don't know how much it is now. I'm buying gasviscon for 7,500, 8,000... The unfortunate thing is that the prices will still go up.

You have an idea of the current price of amatem soft gel?
Health / Re: 5 Common Reasons People Die In Their Sleep by Jazzman01: 12:32pm On Feb 16
meum:
Na the best especially at old age. Just sign out after completing your race. That’s a well deserved rest

Pootle:
one of the best ways to die cool

Omoawoke:
That’s the best way to die, especially when you have completed your life cycle.

Komu1048:
Best way of dying, no one come close. No excruciating pain, intact body, n noiseless death.

Nothing like best way to die. You think cardiac arrest is a joke? It is extremely painful. The reason why people think dying in sleep is good is because no one is usually there to see the victim struggle.... It is an extremely traumatizing experience just like any other form of death.....

The only easy or less painful way to die is if the individual can lose consciousness as fast as possible such as during decapitation of the head......

Scientists that create lethal injections usually produce two or three combos. The first shot is usually administered to cause loss of consciousness while the last shot is to force the heart to stop... The trick is to lose consciousness as quickly as possible.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Jazzman01: 11:59pm On Feb 11
anungangampu:
not Zaidu fault. 100% on the Fair guy

I wouldn't blame him much. Haller is a world class striker. What he did there was pure instinct and no body would have expected him to try such. I wonder where they have kept him all these while. I never knew he was even from Africa until I saw him in their game against Congo. He was introduced into the tournament in the game against Congo and he got the winner for them. When I saw him, I knew he would cause all sort of problems for us the guy is too dangerous. There was a season he was scoring in almost every game in the champions league. He was playing for Ajax then I guess.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Jazzman01: 11:45pm On Feb 11
obinna58:

Peseiro tactics failed him really bad in the most important match, he was trying to use mourinhos full tactics forgetting himself

Don't mind him, the tactic has been outdated. Reason why mourinho is no longer excelling at any club he goes to now because most coaches know how to unlock it these days. The style usually fail under intense pressure. Ask athletico Madrid how many times it has failed them. A good coach should find ways to balance defence and attack. See what Pep is doing at mancity.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Jazzman01: 10:27pm On Feb 07
SoNature:


They go for regular training sessions, so the coach knows players who can deliver penalties.

Besides, playing penalties at this stage of the tournament comes with a lot of pressure. That's why he substituted Osimhen and got experienced players to deliver the penalties.

Omeruo is a real senior man. His penalty was the best. He made the goal keeper look like a fool and totally destroyed all the hype about him.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by Jazzman01: 10:07pm On Feb 02
Armaggedon:
encourage them by lying like you lots do. The team isn't good and their game isn't really flowing. Angola is too poor to have lost with just a goal. Luck is all the eagles have going for them and they might not get it next time.

As for you, enjoy the time I gave you because I don't give pigs time often.

This ain't luck but a game plan. At first when I couldn't see it, I was among those criticising him. The coach is more defensively minded like a kind of Mourinho style.

When you are too defensive, you can't score much goals. Although they're still creating chances but just failing to convert. But so far so good, their defence has been working for them. Just a single goal conceded so far in the tournament and thats not a small feat. All the high scoring sides that have met them have not been able to replicate their goal scoring form, thats not luck but a deliberate and tactical approach by our coach.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2024 Quarter Final Teams and Pairings by Jazzman01: 5:33pm On Jan 31
triple996:
this is a big opportunity 4 Nigeria to win. No Senegal, no Egypt, no Cameroon, no Morocco, no tunisia grin , no Ghana, aaahhhh!

If we no win afcon, we have ourselves to blame wink

And you think the teams that knocked them out were not better than them?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by Jazzman01: 7:45am On Jan 28
CAPTIVATOR:


You too me back to Tunisia 2004, memories

Nice memories. I think Okocha also scored a brilliant free kick in the game. Unfortunately we lost to Tunisia in the subsequent round. Aiyegbeni and some other players were booted out of camp due to indiscipline and it really affected us in the Tunisia game. I cant forget how the huge and strong Jaidi bullied Osaze and didn't give him any chance at goal. I kept saying if Aiyegbeni was in that match, Jaidi cannot bully him like he did to Osaze who was not so strong although skillfull. I still remember the two classic goals he scored in the tournament when he was brought on as a substitute.....then people were like ......who is this guy? he became popular after those two goals.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by Jazzman01: 6:36am On Jan 28
codedgalaxy:
All i can say is, "they should avoid seeing the president for now, lest, anthony joshua's lot befalls on them"

lol, but this is Tinubu not Buhari

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast. Vs Nigeria: AFCON 2023: 0 - 1 On 18th January 2024 by Jazzman01: 9:08pm On Jan 18
EniHolar:
He dey even wear chain... Werey

Na Senior man you dey abuse like that? He was part of the 2013 squad that won the competition. Infact he was the most outstanding Centre back we had back then.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Fans.. What Did our Coach Actually Do Wrong? by Jazzman01: 1:33pm On Jan 15
Timagex:
As much as I hate to admit this, I believe our problems are more than physical. If osimhen was in napoli's jersey, he would have bagged an hattrick. There is this dark spirit that clouds our players whenever they are in Nigeria's jersey. Take a look at how oshoala bangs braces for barcelona and struggles here.

Something beyond the physical is going on. I believe it and I know I am not alone.

There have been so much debate about the green jesey over the years, but if you want to compare Osimhen and Oshoala's scoring form in their clubs vs country, you have to consider the crop of players they are playing with. See the case of Messi at Barcelona and messi at Argentina. he is not as effective in his country side as with Barcelona. same thing is affecting Osimhen and Oshaola

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