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Car TalkRe: Is Lifting A Car Up Good Because Of Bad Road by Jazzman01: 12:05pm On Jul 08, 2023
Alex80s:
You need it because manufacturers of these vehicles didn't put the deplorable state of our roads into consideration... If you stay in the city with good roads, what about traveling to your village??

Besides, it's safer to drive an SUV that has huge ground clearance. If you can't afford it ,you can lift your sedan,at least it will reduce the number of times you will visit a panel beater.
Some people dont know why Engineers make these cars close to the ground. They put centre of gravity into consideration when designing in order to aid balance. I dont support raising any car because the ground clearance has been calculated based on the car's width and height.
FamilyRe: If You Used This You Should Be Married By Now by Jazzman01: 10:44am On Jul 01, 2023
i still used it till around 2014 or thereabouts
FoodRe: Check How Much My Mother Used To Buy Garri And How Much I'm Buying Now by Jazzman01: 10:58am On Jun 25, 2023
vastolord4:
It's is only when some people on NL see a positive news about this APC that they comment and praise their daddy. When the see a news like this, it's like they have sand in their eyes.. they won't see it. Foolish people on this forum. Who ever knew garri would be sold at 1k5 per paint bucket? Petrol 530 with no salary increament. Very soon, companies will start laying off more staff cos they won't have money to pay.. HOW CAN THE POOR BREATH?
Salary increment is not the solution. if it is increased, sellers will also increase their prices in order to benefit too which is rather selfish anyway but that is Nigeria for you. A practical example,............is there any difference in our standard of living before and after minimum wage increament to 30K? See the present corpers earning 33k, their standard of living today is not better in anyway than those of us that earned 19.8K during our service year. The solution is price control and the government use to do it during the military regime.
CelebritiesRe: Lagbaja Finally Shows Face by Jazzman01: 1:30pm On Jun 18, 2023
Desusi:
Great heavens! So lagbaja is this handsome ? Why displaying as masquerade all the time. Could it be money palaver or enemy at work?
I heard his father is a pastor and doesn't want him to go into secular music. So he pleaded with his dad and told him he will do it in such a way that people will not recognise him.

I remember one of his earliest interviews on a Yoruba program called minijojo on AIT, in the early 2000s. He was even reluctant to disclose where he hails from.
CelebritiesRe: Lagbaja Finally Shows Face by Jazzman01: 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2023
Ikillbrokehoes:
The legendary Lagbaja, I remember his hit song "Koko bilo" or whatever the name is, we rocked that song back then.
Wagwanbrethren:
Konko bilo, ko bilo
Meet me right down down down ....
Get into the groove baby
Let me see you move honey,let me see you dance.

The lyric still dey ring for head in a disjointed, but e don tey! 🤣
konkonbilo was a big hit back then, i remember watching it on channel 0. Back then if your song gets played on channel O as a Nigerian artist, it was a kind of big achievement. Very few Nigerian songs made it to the channel back then such as African Queen by 2face and some songs from Stylplus.

Back to Lagbaja, i still prefer "feyin e" as his greatest hit. i have alot of childhood memories associated with it.
EducationRe: Mention One Lecturer You Can Never Forget by Jazzman01: 11:38am On Jun 18, 2023
Prof. Adediran, Unilorin Elect/Elect Dept.
Hot tempered but very brilliant.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How's The Power Supply In Your Area? by Jazzman01: 5:15pm On Jun 11, 2023
No difference here.
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrests Suspended CBN Gov, Godwin Emefiele by Jazzman01: 8:08am On Jun 11, 2023
Ezeama400:
Bola is a bloody coward !!!

You are arresting a man that took an instruction from his Boss, if Emefle was acting against the directives of the presidency, they would have stopped him

Godwin didn't act on his own.. Arrest Buhari ist..

Tinubu has started creating enemies across Nigeria starting from SS region..

South south leaders will respond at the proper time ...

Let the drug lord flex muscle small while it lasts..
His unfortunate rodents should not fly to my mention like house flies
Rubbish talk.. So Buhari instructed him to fund IPOBS too?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Jazzman01: 7:27am On Jun 11, 2023
ravensckar:
Why every team parks the bus against a defenceless MAN CITY still beats my imagination. How is this match supposed to look like a final if one team is defending with 10 players? huh huh
Defenceless Mancity? Go and check records. Mancity has the best defence in the Premier League. Even better than that of Chelsea when they were red hot under Tuchel. Check their stats for the past 2 to four seasons ago. They have the fewest goals conceded.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jazzman01:
Terver90:
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) has concluded plans to release assessment test results of candidates who participated in the online computer-based test for 2023 recruitment exercise.

This was disclosed by the NDLEA spokesman, Director Media & Advocacy, Femi Babafemi, on Twitter space on Friday, May 26, 2023. According to Babafemi, candidates who had taken the online aptitude test should expect their results online on Tuesday, May 30, 2023.

He further stated that candidates that scored above the cut-off mark will be invited for the next recruitment stage, which is an oral interview
I wish the interview can be conducted at state level just like FRSC did their own some years ago. Since they have made the aptitude test stage convenient for us they should also try to make the interview convenient and reduce the stress, cost and risk of travelling all the way to Abuja /Kaduna/Jos/Lagos or wherever their headqtrs is located. It is only the journey to the camp ground that is worth it. At least at that stage, you are already sure of getting the job.
EducationRe: What I Saw At Baze University by Jazzman01: 6:12am On May 26, 2023
IkeIgboNiile:
The Nigerian educational system needs a complete overhaul and heavy investment.Our curriculum needs an upgrade and we need better teachers (technocrats) not those graduates who couldn't get jobs elsewhere.
Where will the better teachers come from? See let me tell you, the vast majority of the graduates we are producing these days are half baked and it all starts from secondary schools. Private schools started this corrupt idea of helping students pass their exams because of their desperation to make money and generate profit. Today even some public schools have also embraced the idea.

It doesn't stop at secondary schools, most private higher institutions also patch their students all in the name of making money and generating profits.

Private schools are the root cause of the rot in our educational system. It doesn't end there, the issue of lack of discipline and moral decadence is also been Fostered by private schools. Majority of them cannot discipline their students out of the fear of losing them thereby losing their source of income and a decline in profit.
CelebritiesRe: Ooni, Pete Edochie And Kanayo Handshake Sparks Controversy Online (Video) by Jazzman01: 5:52am On May 26, 2023
I dont see any big deal there. It would have been wrong and disrespectful if it was a fellow Yoruba man that greeted the ooni that way. But Pete is not Yoruba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (4 - 0) On 17th May 2023 by Jazzman01: 10:37pm On May 17, 2023
TERMlNATOR:
How ManCity dey take break people defence need to be studied and taught in schools.
Forget it, why couldn't they breakdown Chelsea's defence in the 2021 final? To be Frank, Madrid were in shambles tonight. They were not sharp and lacked Coordination. They played well in the first leg and were very compact but tonight they seemed fatigued. Mancity won't find it easy with inter because those guys have a well coordinated defence.
Christianity EtcRe: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by Jazzman01: 7:25pm On May 17, 2023
sixtuso:
. Hmmm your lucky it's church you can report. Mine is mosque where I just park in less than a year. Their ahuja is placed opposite my window and I only have issues only 5am and 6am prayers but we suffered so much from their noise during the last Ramadan. They will start from 2am till 6am and the worst is I don't normally sleep early. I went to bed mostly 12 and 1 am. How do I report them because I don't want them to call it blasphemy? Am regretting parking to the area honestly.
I am facing exactly the same thing here. It is usually worse during the Ramadan period. On a normal day it is 5am to 6am daily (with intermittent breaks) then they give lectures like 3 times a week between 6am to 7am and 7pm to 8pm. Thank God for poor power supply, it would have been 5 times everyday. But they never miss that of 5am, they will surely put on their Generator.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jazzman01: 2:23pm On May 10, 2023
Jennyklass:
The old site is not opening again, it keeps showing one error message like that... and the new site has been showing your dashboard will be enabled soon..

who is experiencing this wahala i beg, this ppl wan frustrate me
Link to the new site please
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jazzman01: 2:18pm On May 10, 2023
emmanosyclo:
Just finished the test now. I used mozilla.. Firefox... Chrome was shitty


Please... did you use the old link or new link?
please give me the new link
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Jazzman01: 5:57pm On May 09, 2023
I bought this replacement battery last week and now its health has dropped to 89% under 1 week. Please is this normal? Will it stabilize or deplete further? I am afraid if it continues at this rate it may not spend upto a month before packing up. And this is a battery I bought for 15K!

See screenshot

ComputersGuys Is This Battery Capacity Normal? by Jazzman01(op): 9:56pm On May 08, 2023
I bought this replacement battery last week and now its health has dropped to 89% under 1 week. Please is this normal? Will it stabilize or deplete further? I am afraid if it continues at this rate it may not spend upto a month before packing up. And this is a battery I bought for 15K!

See screenshot

Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jazzman01: 9:31am On May 08, 2023
Guys I need clarification on the time. Is it 10am to 11:59am or to 11:59pm?

If it is "pm" , then it means till almost midnight and about 15hrs grace period. While it will be just 2hrs if it is "am" but I want to be sure.
PoliticsRe: After Goliath, Another Giant Existed by Jazzman01:
Fake. The tallest man ever to walk on the surface of the earth with irrefutable evidence was Robert Wadlow and he was 8ft 11" tall. Goliath was about 9ft tall as documented in the bible which means Wadlow was roughly the same height with him.

There are pictures and videos of Wadlow online captured before his demise. You can watch it to have and idea of what 9ft looks like.

The height of the man in this pic right here is unrealistic and it has been clearly doctored!

Below is a picture of Wadlow and his dad. Second pic is Wadlow and his family.

RomanceRe: by Jazzman01: 12:11pm On Apr 21, 2023
Flora2Sweet:
She's not into you oga...

Na your friend she like....

Had it been she shake you naw , the next thing na her number u go ask....

No reason am sha..
Shit happens
It doesn't matter. Her attitude reeks of immaturity and childishness which is very peculiar to women irrespective of their age. She can shake him and that doesn't mean she should release her number if he presses further.
RomanceRe: by Jazzman01: 12:01pm On Apr 21, 2023
Bintabisiriyu2:
There's this friend (female) i was just talking with like thinking it was a normal human being and we use to try and gist, even though kind of boring and forced conversation normally.
we known ourselves for few months in my street now actually we are 3, that's 2 guys and one girl.
The other guy na real guy, nice real gee, most times we gist and flow together like guys and she will come and join the conversation, we'll welcome her, the guy be simping small for her but not me. I DON'T SIMP.
Today, i just say let me know like say, let me check to see whether this girl na my gee, i don't even want her as a girlfriend o cos she's not my spec honestly, fat tummy with medium nyash, and into hookup. you know those girls that wear skimpy and used to adjust thier skirt when guys start looking at them.

So here's what i did, today my guy and i were gisting and she comes again looking like olosho so i stick out my hands to shake her like after exchanging normal greetings, this girl said "for what" and ignored me and move aside. See disgrace
if feel like ground should open mek i enter, ME binta, my hand, open this my hand and you ignore it. e pain sha but as a hard guy i no let am show.

I pretended as if as is fine till i left, lessons learnt.
Friendship with a girl is just for fucck if you want to fucckk and leave, dem no be your gee o and they have nothing useful to offer.
Reason why i dont have female friends. They behave childish and immature most times no matter their age and are very very irrational.
RomanceRe: Divorce Rate Will Reduce Drastically In America. See Why by Jazzman01: 6:52am On Apr 15, 2023
Bijou1:
Some Ladies are going to learn how to bend the rules or the American government would look for another policy to implement in favor of the Wives. The truth is that American marriage culture is too childish, and their divorce rates are on the high side. Too much civilization & enlightenment has entered their head....
Exactly. The American Government will look for ways to bend the rules so that it will always favour women. And the saddest part is that most of the people involved in formulating these rules/laws are men. I just don't know what is wrong with them. If it were to be in Africa, I would say that the women probably used juju on them. The crop of women we have these days don't deserve all these privileges and undue advantage they are given.
RomanceRe: Divorce Rate Will Reduce Drastically In America. See Why by Jazzman01: 6:37am On Apr 15, 2023
Danisaint112:
Hakimi is a bad guy. The guy don finally teach men new format.

This format would favourable to those that can trust their Mum.
The format will soon cast. They will soon adjust the law so that it will still favour the woman no matter what the guy does even if he decides to use Hakimi's method. Funny enough, it is mostly men that are behind these rules/law formulation. Some men are just too dumb and stupid. Their brains stop functioning once they sight the opposite sex! Bunch of fools!
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Tell Me What So Special About Dating A Kwara State Girls by Jazzman01: 9:18am On Mar 26, 2023
olajonzin:
okay no problem
howfar? should i send you a PM or quote you on a dead thread so we can discuss. ......
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Tell Me What So Special About Dating A Kwara State Girls by Jazzman01:
Uncle96:
There are lots of good looking and curvy women here too , a few with good characters you can truly date, and if its fun.. big asses go kill u grin
I dey ilorin too.
Talking about ass, can you link me up with any of this size below?

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