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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Voluntary Forum Moderators With Monthly Stipend Wanted by Jazzman01: 7:01pm On Aug 28, 2022
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Romance / Re: Do Looks Matter When It Comes To Dating? by Jazzman01: 4:57pm On Aug 28, 2022
Vinnie2000:
OP, It matters to many.

They want dier partners, attractive, inorder to show off to friends and family members.

But as a Man, if you want peace, Go for a Ugly Girl with big Yanch or Breast.

You are not ready to have peace if you go for big yansh or breast. Infact they are the worst and most difficult kind of women to keep as a wife. There's alot of stiff competition from other men and the chances of her cheating on you is very high because alot of men will be disturbing her with mouth watering gifts and promises. They are also very arrogant and difficult to control because the endowment usually gets to their head.

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Sports / Re: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jazzman01: 1:47pm On Aug 28, 2022
Fred166:
Happy Sunday nairalanders.

I can't believe there are still men who don't watch football or know nothing about sports.

I was watching who wants to be a millionaire and this particular question was thrown to this guy.. I couldn't believe the guy didn't know the answer. Baba was totally confused and speechless. He even requested in using one of his lifeline options by calling a friend. Omo! I just dey laugh. And the answer is B. I have to capture the moment.

I can't do without watching sports especially football, boxing and wrestling. There's no question you will throw at me about football or other sport games that I won't give you an accurate answer. I know all football leagues competition round the world even Nigeria premier league I do follow up too.

Football is fun especially when you're arguing, teasing, defending, laughing, throwing banters at each other's club while drinking your cold beer.

Even here on nairaland when there's a live match update, I do visit the thread because I always enjoy the banter fans throw at each other.. It really fun.

Those of you that don't watch football or know nothing about sports.. Please how do you spend your weekends? How do you live your life? Is life not boring for you guys? Please I need to know.

Some men dont watch it due to religious reasons. I have two friends that don't watch football or want to have anything to do with games whether video games, indoor or out door games etc because they believe it can lead someone to sin in one way or the other. One is a Muslim and the other a Christian. The one that is a Muslim is also against music. He doesn't listen to any kind of music because he believes it is an instrument of "shaitan".

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Romance / Re: Lady Narrates How Her Life Improved After Quitting Prostitution For Paying Less by Jazzman01: 7:18am On Aug 28, 2022
PerfectStranger:
Format!! This one dey find responsible man to settle with after wh*ring around.

Once an olosho, always olosho.

And which responsible man will marry her after watching this video?
Education / Re: 20 Hausa Words In Everyday Nigerian English, by Farooq Kperogi: by Jazzman01: 7:04am On Aug 28, 2022
Bakrabas:
I disagreed with some of the write up.

The word "Wahala" is not borrowed is a pure yoruba word.

Buka is an abbreviation of Bucateria short form is Buka I don't know it origin though.

Haba can also be found in Yoruba word

Mugu the correct spelling in Yoruba is Mugun "someone that looks cheap to dupe"



The remaining hausa written there are not used in pidgin except if you want to communicate with Aboki in pidgin that's where some of those words are used.

Wahala is not a Yoruba word. It is Arabic just like the op said. Yoruba Muslims made its use popular in Yoruba language.

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Sports / Re: If This Man Mistakenly Come Chelsea by Jazzman01: 5:30pm On Aug 26, 2022
lereinter:


You said class

They might have paired, Siva isn't in the class of Nesta

Silva is in the class of Ferdinand and co

like i said, Thiago is a veteran. most of his age mates have retired long ago i guess you are using his current form to judge him. Even at that, he is still better than Rudiger and Koulibaly combined. Check out this ranking from bleacherresports he was rated above the likes of John Terry, Chiellini, Diego Godin and Sergio Ramos during their prime.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2138663-ranking-the-20-best-central-defenders-in-world-football
Sports / Re: If This Man Mistakenly Come Chelsea by Jazzman01: 2:36pm On Aug 26, 2022
lereinter:


Class of Nesta, Maldini

Lolzzzzz


Yeah, Thiago Silver has played together with Nesta before. Both of them were paired as centre back (CB) and their combination was fantastic.
Family / Re: How Often Should Couples Have Sex? by Jazzman01: 8:30am On Aug 26, 2022
Sex in marriage is a scam especially if you marry Naija/African women. I pity men that rush into marriage because of sex thinking they will get it in abundance. Majority of African women have been genitally mutilated (circumcised) thereby reducing their urge and pleasure for sex. The average Nigerian lady will frustrate you and starve you of sex. many of them draw time table for it. some will only give you once in a month and immediately they give birth to one or two kids, just forget about sex with her completely because she wont allow you mount her again. That is the reason why polygamy is rampant in Africa and those men that cannot practice it resort to keeping multiple sidechicks.

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Sports / Re: If This Man Mistakenly Come Chelsea by Jazzman01: 7:23am On Aug 26, 2022
basseyokorie:
Do u think he doesn't deserve to be a chelsea player? Oga leave that thing. He is not, so Bad like that, so keep it on the low. Maguire is far beta than thiago silva.

You are insulting Thiago silver, the dude is a veteran. I have known him right from his days at AC millan and PSG and he has always been consistent. He is in the class of Nesta, Stam, Cafu, Maldini etc. Even though he has passed his prime, he still delivers.
Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Applies For Trademark For His Familiar Celebration Pose by Jazzman01: 1:39pm On Aug 23, 2022
A brilliant idea. This is how most of the logos on the things we use nowadays came about. In many years from now we will start seeing some overzealous religious fanatics calling the logo satanic/demonic not knowing how it was formed. They wont know It was a man named Usain bolt with a track record in athletics.

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Romance / Re: I Just Saw The Weirdest Food Combination This Night. Just Take Look. (pics Ins) by Jazzman01: 9:33am On Aug 23, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
I just saw someone pour sugar on cooked beans and was about to eat. I decided to take a picture because it's kind of weird to me. I haven't seen or heard of such food combinations before. Who has eaten this or seen it before? The person claims it makes the food more delicious and tasty.

What are some of the weirdest food combinations you've ever seen or eaten?

Attached below is a picture of the food

This ain't weird, when i was much younger in the 90s, we used to mix garri with it and add sugar.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Teaching Job Of 20k Salary Or Okada Hustle? by Jazzman01: 8:38am On Aug 23, 2022
adeoyekay:
Though, it is a suggestion I know someone who is combining the two together.

I am also a teacher.

Probably you are teaching in a public/government owned school. private schools will use you like rag, you won't even have time for yourself. By the time they bombard you with about 25 periods per week with lesson notes everyday, when you get home you are fully exhausted. Saturday coaching is also there so you only have Sunday as a full day to use and if you are a Christian, church will still take part of it. All this stress untop of a meagre salary. I will advice him to go for the okada business. I know many guys that have pulled out of their teaching jobs to venture into okada and tricycle transport business "keke napep"

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Politics / Re: FG Conclude Take Over Of 4 Discos by Jazzman01: 7:32am On Aug 23, 2022
Akinsete19:
Nothing taken over by the Nigerian government ever ends well.

Rubbish, was it not the FG that was running it before selling it to private companies? has power situation improved under these private companies? The situation was even better when it was still under the FG.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 20th August 2022 by Jazzman01: 7:01am On Aug 21, 2022
noble2faith:
I wish Arsenal can maintain this throughout the season. I want them to win the league. It's been long they won the league, mehn! And it will serve as honour to all London clubs.

Coming from a true blue fan.

Those boys are too young to keep up till the end of the season. They lack the tenacity, mental strength and experience required. The best they can achieve this season is to finish in the top 4.

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Car Talk / Re: Phoenix Renewables Celebrates 30 Days Of Operations In Maiduguri by Jazzman01: 7:50am On Aug 20, 2022
tommy589:
Let us know the cost. I also hope it has a long life span

The lifespan will largely depend on the battery life. Most rechargeable batteries begin to decline after one year of regular charge/discharge cycles and become useless after 5 years. Replacing the battery is quite expensive.
Romance / Re: Do You Remember This Old Advert? The Era Of "Midnight Extra Cool" (Video) by Jazzman01: 8:53am On Aug 05, 2022
Stupid plan. I never used it. my roommates in school back then used it to torment me. They will stay awake all night calling their girlfriends and discussing worthless things and they wouldn't let me sleep. I got fed up with having roommates and decided to stay alone when I got to 300L.
Romance / Re: Guys When Last Did Electric Shocked You? by Jazzman01: 10:24am On Jul 24, 2022
richmond500:
i believe it depends on the voltage of electric current.
Its very difficult for someone to be electricuted to the point of death in his apartment, since we deal mostly with just few electric appliances, its different from those people stealing cable with high tension wires around them

Most electric shocks at home shouldnt result to death but it will be severe if you are wet. Some households get supplies upto 250V, I remembered when our line was wrongly connected and we were getting over 300V. If you mistakenly touch that one, just know that you are dead.
Health / Re: Monkeypox Outbreak Concentrated Among Gay Men - WHO by Jazzman01: 10:10am On Jul 24, 2022
luminouz:


I'm talking of a research project published in a journal with DNA tracing and you are saying it's conspiracy theories? Do I look like an arts student or law student to you? I read a scientific journal about this specific issue and how the origins were resolved. You think any prestigious journal would accept to publish such sensitive papers, without accurate evidence?

Be calming down biko

Guy forget that thing. I also read a journal some years ago that exposed how scientists in the united states intentionally created the virus in the lab and used the Gay community in Manhattan as guinea pigs to test their so called vaccine already laced with the virus. The main objective then was to wipe out the Gay community because they were really hated then. Within six months after the administration of the vaccine, a strange and new disease broke out amongst the Gay community in Manhattan and they started reporting to hospitals, the disease would later be called HIV/AIDS.

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Health / Re: Monkeypox Outbreak Concentrated Among Gay Men - WHO by Jazzman01: 9:47am On Jul 24, 2022
luminouz:


Wrong. It has been around as early as the 1930's in the Congo. Entire communities were wiped out and it lulled. A second transmission wave happened in the 1960's when the Belgians came to the Congo and brought it back to Europe. When gayism became a thing, it surged out again and was finally noticed and studied when gay men predominantly fell victim. That was the origin or the GRID before it became AIDS .

Why I got my information from? A Science journal where scientists used DNA tracing and all sorts to trace the origin of AIDS. I'm in a lazy mood to search for the link but I read the journal this year.

Oga, those 1930s and 60s are mere conspiracy theories. The only verified one with sufficient evidence was that of 1981 discovered in the United States of America among Gay men during the reign of President Nixon.

Have you not wondered why it was only confined to those regions and most people never heard about it and it didn't spread like that of 1981. ? There is no way a deadly and incurable disease like HIV will emerge in 1930 or 60 and die down like that. It has been more than 40 years now since it was first reported in the United states and it is still not gone. That should tell you which of the reported dates is more credible.

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Health / Re: Monkeypox Outbreak Concentrated Among Gay Men - WHO by Jazzman01: 6:31am On Jul 24, 2022
WatchYourSix:
98% is among gay men..but they still choose to call it money pox....what happened to calling it gay pox

HIV/AIDS started like this. It was first discovered among Gay men when it broke out in the 1980s and was called Gay Related Immunodeficiency Disease (GRID) because it was mostly affecting the Gay community. But when it started spreading to Heterosexuals, it was renamed to what we now know as HIV/AIDS today.

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Phones / Re: Worst Phone Ever Used by Jazzman01: 8:31am On Jul 17, 2022
saintopus:
Since GSM came to Nigeria I will tell my journey and the number of fake phones I have used.

In 2004 while in NYSC Camp in Sagamu we had MTN had slashed the prices of SIM Cards and that starts the fake phones journey.

My PPA was in Abeokuta North
My guys in the lodge gave me their Alawey to get them MTN SIM Card in Abeokuta. Of course I did and I used part of my money and head to Lagos for the first time without my guys knowing. Went to Computer Village in Ikeja for the first time in my life. Incidentally became the first time I was scammed in buying a fake TRIUM Phone.

Indomie generations please don't bother you won't know the phone. So I got the phone from a lady who sells from a showcase. She directed me where to get a bus back to Abeokuta because it was getting late. Got to the lodge finally found out the phone hardly charged to 5% the screen will go blind.

Finally gave the phone to my girlfriend then knowing that my N7k used in getting the phone was gone my guys laughed the hell out of me.

Saved another money got MY X1, I used to for a long time. It was stolen then later got one Bird phone with a blue screen it didn't last for a year was stolen. A good friend of mine gifted me a NOKIA 2310.

Few months ago I brought itel A33 for my wife a decision I knew it will end with a disaster. True to it, the charging pot. The hanging, the camera they are all a massive disaster.

By all means I think Transsion phones have poor quality.

Never again with them.

I don't think you should generalize Transsion products. They understand the Nigerian/African market and are trying to make phones that every class of earners can afford. Can you get any IPhone or Samsung within the range of 20 to 30K? Impossible. But some Transsion products are within that range. Ofcourse you should expect a low quality/performance from such a device.

Unfortunately most guys here that criticize Transsion have never used their flagships before. They draw their conclusion from the low budget or midrange ones they have used. Even the Xiaomi they're hyping is also trash and full of bugs especially their low budget and mid range devices just like Transsion.

The IPhone and Samsung you rate so high don't produce low budget phones so you should expect top quality performance from their products. Although Samsung recently started producing some low budget and mid rangers for low income earners to afford. But it hangs and misbehaves alot which is expected just like the low budget Transsions you guys criticize everyday.

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Properties / Re: See What Is Happening In The Compound l Am Living In. by Jazzman01: 5:20pm On Jul 14, 2022
victooman:
na so e dey start bro,, that was how l started in the first compound,,,,let them just be on their own and let me be,, the other day l was at the bathroom and within 5 minutes of been in the bathroom one of the girls came and start blabbing how the person in the bathroom is wasting her time,, saying all manners of rubbish outside to purposely irritate me,,l just came out and hold my peace ,,l didn't reply to the barking dog,,but honestly one day l am afraid they will push me to the wall.

Lol, I have experienced this type of shît before, I eventually left the place to rent a self-contained apartment. I never had issues with the guys but the ladies.........it appears as If women are naturally wired to behave like that especially the immature ones. Ignoring them completely usually pains them and they will look for every means to get back at you and force you to talk.

You can charge at one of them whenever they start talking trash again and give them a stern warning. This will aggravate the matter at the first instance but just maintain your cool and walk out of their presence because they're going to dare you to do your worse and you can't fight with a lady. They will get your message and trust me they will never disrespect you again.

Next time you move into a new compound with lots of girls, don't ignore them completely, you can greet/reply them while keeping a straight face and keep all conversations formal with No jokes and they will give you your respect.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 4:09pm On Jul 12, 2022
EmmanuelBoss22:
My newly bought Poco F3 crash after a week i updated to MIUI 13
My phone is no longer turning on, nothing is showing, this is a huge red flag for xiaomi i bought this phone for gaming CODM now i can't enjoy it

Ogarexmas:
My Redmi note 9 keeps going on and off, when there's a call immediately the phone rings it goes off and restart. When I'm watching movies on it if there's a change in the sound of the movie, maybe somebody is shouting it goes off and reboot.

I thought it was a virus and I factory reset my phone but there's was no improvement. I also updated the Redmi note 9 to the latest update still the same problem.

Please how do I solve this issue?



Ayekotoo:
Please gurus, I have been battling with my redmi note 7 for sometime. since I updated to MIUI 12.5.3, I cant make call, receive call, or watch video with my headphone, if I try to initiate any of these three phone goes off. I have installed manually yet no improvement except I factory reset it. Kindly assist me because I can't afford any phone for now. Thanks

yemi2plus:
Good morning everyone,

My Xiaomi Mi Note 10 Lite randomly restart itself every day. It seem to be getting worst lately.

I first started to notice the issue after the last update I did and I am wondering if anyone else is experiencing same.

What could be the solution to this please?

sammymax:
Please experts in the house your inputs will be highly appreciated. I have a dead redmi 9t, I took it to redmi service center I was told it might be board problem and I will have to pay 54k to get it repaired. So please can I repair it, will it still work fine, and hope the issue of the deadboot will be resolved. Thanks for your inputs

Please also note that at the moment money no dey, na that 60k budget dey. So it's either I repair or buy some other lower tecno phone

adikwuGodwin:
My xiaomi mi a3 just stopped working all of sudden, repairers said they don't know what the fault is please help �

gabrielokeke555:
Hey Peepz, my Xiaomi Redmi Note 8 pro recently starts rebooting it self at intervals just like that.

Happens when am streaming on youtube
Puts a call on loudspeaker mode
Trying to snap/capture with camera.

It justs goes off abruptly and reboots.

Phone specs is 6GB/128GB


Please what could be wrong??

Fritz007:
Hello guys please I need help my Redmi note 9 is no longer powering up and if a charger is connected it will start behaving like it wants to boot but won't and will continue doing that until the charger is unplugged.... I can't seem to make my laptop see the phone in fastboot mode to flash it.

moshoodn:

You are not alone, sir... 13.0.8

tomsniel:
Redmi Note 10 pro just dey Freeze up and down. Process and System UI not responding. You have to restart before I can use it. I am on 13.0.8

sgtponzihater1:
Nothing will make me fall for Xaomi scam again. I have found were I can drop money twice weekly for S22. I plan to start next week. Will sell my Mi 11 lite 5g for 120k. All the best to Mi userz

sahsahb:
All of a sudden, my redmi not 10 pro battery drains faster than usual, and my phone is freezing sometimes ( system ui is not responding).. Plss help. Any solution to this issues..

Ps: Its updated to the latest miui


Na wa ooooooo! After going through just 5 pages, see complains! But this same Xiaomi marketers will tell you to make sure your house is close to Carlcare before purchasing a Transsion device.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 3:47pm On Jul 12, 2022
Reminderz:

be careful with updates, una nor go hear. miui is unstable.

Don't mind them, I don't know what they derive from it, as if they can update their low/mid range device to the level of flagships. Mine is is roughly 2years old now and no major problems apart from the frequent lags and hanging which I have learnt to live with. I do get notifications for MIUI updates but i always refuse it. If I want something new, i will rather update my individual apps than update the whole OS. When I am finally bored with the phone, I will get a new one.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 3:19pm On Jul 12, 2022
Urchman27:
My note 10 pro is just frustrating me.
It will freeze and hang until i force restart it.
I have factory reset it and the problem is still there

Phone of 6GB RAM for that matter Even the highly criticised "shitfinix" and "scrapno" as Xiaomi marketers call it don't behave like this for their 6GB variants.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 3:08pm On Jul 12, 2022
alosbaba007:


Dont mind them when u can replenish the battery in minutes with todays technology.

I guess you are enjoying steady power supply in your area. If you leave in an area with epileptic power supply, SOT will mean alot to you.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 1:04pm On Jul 12, 2022
ASPIREX:
I have noticed that recently this thread (which by the way I've been following for over 2 years now) has become more of a complaints platform. It's surprising because I have been using Redmi phones for over 5 years now and I really couldn't complain about anything but then that could perhaps be because I am not a heavy user. Guys, what's really happening?

I am currently using Redmi 8 and my experience in the last two years is beyond satisfactory. I am thinking of raising the bar and going for the note series but I have a difficulty choosing right now because of the myriad of complaints here.

Can someone help me recommend a good, tried and tested Redmi Note series. Age and year of launch doesn't really matter to me but it must be rugged and reliable enough to last at least two years.


Don't even think about it bro, just go for Samsung. You're just one of the lucky few that are yet to experience problems from their xiaomi device. Anyway it is just a matter of time, you will soon come here to lament and post your own nasty experience.

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