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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Wolves (3 - 1) On 22nd May 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:38pm On May 22, 2022
Inspirer1:

You're on point

Pure guess work. Who the heck is Mancity to buy over the premier League? If you watched the match, you will know that it was only a matter of time for Aston villa to capitulate because the pressure was just too much on them. The removal of their danger man (Coutinho) made the pressure more worse.
City were the better side no doubt and this type of result should be expected.

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Career / Re: My Female Colleague Stopped Talking To Me Because Of This by Jazzman01: 6:23pm On May 18, 2022
Ndibuna:
So this female colleague of mine doesn't pick my call when I need to get information of the happenings in the office yet I pick hers and always ready to give her reliable information concerning work.
I urgently needed her one day and had to call again, she didn't pick my calls, she didn't apologise afterwards. I had to block her. So she needed me again and called my number and it wasn't going through. When she saw me she reacted negatively and wasn't talking to me. But do I care? She's not useful to me but want me to be useful to her

This is very typical of Nigerian girls. She will be thinking you want to woo her on phone. Thats why she won't pick your call. Thats how they reason.
Romance / Re: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by Jazzman01: 4:42pm On May 17, 2022
Poswahala:
Guys I genuinely need some advice
Because of the state of my mental health I have decided never to get married or have kids.

I suffer from intense depression and anxiety and other mental health problems. I'm unsure of my own future talk more of a child.

I do love being in relationships but I do that only for companionship and sex.

I don't know if I will regret my decision. The guys I have dated have been cool with my no marriage proposal but I don't think any Nigerian man will not want kids.

I'm thinking of moving to another country, buy a house, take care of my community and neighbors then when I'm old, I will move to a retirement home.

If I change my mind I can adopt a child, am not against adoption as I am with marriage, it depends on if my mental health improves.

The problem I have is that will I be lonely without a child, like I said I'm not into marriage despite being a woman trained in traditional home, it's not that I hate it or anything, it's not just for me. I will be unhappy being married.

But the child thing is bothering me, I always wanted a child, but i don't want my mental health to prevent me from loving and caring for the child.

Please advise.

Pls Don't get married and don't have kids. We are currently battling with the effect of population explosion in Nigeria. There are no jobs for the youths because of over population. We need more people like you to stop reproducing and cut down our population.
Science/Technology / Re: What Hasn't Been Invented, But Needs To Be ASAP by Jazzman01: 3:33pm On May 15, 2022
koko3:
A rechargeable TV. Whereby you can recharge your TV for use when there's power outage.

What's the use when there are already Solar TV and Freezers, fans etc.
Politics / Re: I Need Muslim Brothers To Explain This picture To Me by Jazzman01: 10:21pm On May 14, 2022
Baawaa:
Islam is religion of violence.when we were growing upon in the south muslims are called "onimole" meaning someone with hard knowledge, hard belief and hard religion.

Lol, and Muslims will respond by calling Christians "c-h-r-i-y-o"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 9:49pm On May 14, 2022
I saw the weirdest substitution today. How can you recall a player you sent on after less than 30mins of play? What was Tuchel thinking
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 9:36pm On May 14, 2022
Omooba77:
Mount caused Chelsea the cup...


Lol, what of Azpilicueta?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 8:53pm On May 14, 2022
PENNYSWAP:
I said it , Chelsea would have won during 90mins but our coach is a silly gambler

Why start lukaku

Why

Liverpool could have also won in 90mins infact they came closest to scoring by hitting the woodwork twice. Jota and Diaz also wasted their chances when they were clear on goal.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 8:41pm On May 14, 2022
NeoWanZaeed:


Which star studded.. our team too na star studded. We could have won this if kepa dey pole for penalties.

He won't screw up twice ( I mean kepa)

Tuchel should have trusted him

Na rubbish you dey talk. Mendy no try? At least he was able to save one. Kepa couldn't save anyone the last time.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 4:05pm On May 14, 2022
Ola17:


Good analysis.

Why did you edit my comment? Chelsea knows how to play Liverpool no matter their form just like man U knows how to play chelsea. You can see despite the poor form of united, they still got a draw against chelsea. Since Tuchel took over, Chelsea has been a tough nut for Liverpool to crack. Even before the arrival of Tuchel, Liverpool have been struggling to beat them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool FA Cup (5 - 6)pens On 14th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 1:48pm On May 14, 2022

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NYSC / Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by Jazzman01: 9:32am On May 14, 2022
Okobola146:
Until Christians learn to fight back these modafokas won’t stop thinking they have the monopoly of violence. Fok Islam, fok Muslims, fok Mohammed, fok one Nigeria and if you’re not down with what I wrote, double fok you too!

Exactly, but you know that in the north They are the majority and numbers matters alot in winning a war. Thats why they cannot do shít in the south because Christians are the majority
Religion / Re: Deborah Samuel Death Taught Me A Lesson About Islam by Jazzman01: 9:05am On May 14, 2022
Blakjewelry:

Bros it Al boil down to illetracy and poverty of both body and soul. How many times do you hear such things occur in the west?

it has nothing to do with illiteracy and poverty. didn't you read the comment of a professor at the national mosque abuja that was supporting the senseless murder?

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Maqari On Deborah Samuel: Muslims Have Red Line That Must Not Be Crossed by Jazzman01: 8:11am On May 14, 2022
Highways:
Haha... The fact that Muslims call Jesus one of the prophets is a blasphemy to the Christians... The fact that Christians see Jesus as the chosen one is a blasphemy to the Jews... but you will never see a Muslim killed... We live in a country with Islamic extremists and at this point I think fighting for a Yoruba nation or Biafra is absolutely in order....


They always reward the killers.... From Sanu to ISA.... Very soon they will reward that almajiri holding a matchbox....

It is finish...

Shame on Atiku

Nigeria is a very complex nation. if we split based on ethnicity (Biafra, yoruba nation etc) the issue of religion is still there and religion is even more powerful than ethnicity.
Recall that there are over 250 ethnic groups, if the 3 major groups get what they want, then other minor groups will also agitate to break away from the 3 subgroups.
NYSC / Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by Jazzman01: 5:18pm On May 13, 2022

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NYSC / Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by Jazzman01: 5:18pm On May 13, 2022
GGGPassword:


They are all Muslims with fanatics belief. We the Christians will come for them. Nobody has monopoly to violence.

They are all fools claiming to fight for their own alah who's so daft to know how to fight for himself.

I know there were other Christians like her in the group and school at large yet they couldn't come to her rescue. If the reverse was the case, you will see all Muslims coming out to fight.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Disowns Post About Deborah Samuel by Jazzman01: 3:21pm On May 13, 2022
FirstSon01:
Just go through the comments and you'll understand why he did this, the bastard are asking him to beg for Mercy for saying the killing of Deborah is wrong. Hah!!

These ones might even stone him during campaign sef. It's so sad that it's people with this kind of brain that I share a country with, if I ever become president, I'll use diseases, war and viral infection to wipe out two-thirds of theirp population. Nigeria needs it!

Unfortunately there is nothing anyone can do about it. Religion is a very powerful tool. The only way we can curb their excesses or at least limit it to their region is to break up Nigeria on Religious grounds. Those agitating for Nigeria to split on ethnic grounds have forgotten that Religion is another factor and even more powerful than ethnicity.

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Car Talk / Re: How Much Is Petrol In Your Area? by Jazzman01: 5:48pm On May 12, 2022
dopedan:
I use kerosene for my car now
It works like magic

Kerosene is far more expensive than petrol I hope you know that? The last time I checked it was N650 per litre
Phones / Re: I'm Planning On Buying Redmi Note 11 Pro 2day...advice Pls by Jazzman01: 3:55pm On May 12, 2022
Sheamus007:
Is there anyone dat has used dis phone or can give review about it before I buy it..

You better go for Samsung

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Phones / Re: What Redmi Hype Has Caused Me. Redmi Users Get In Here by Jazzman01: 3:45pm On May 10, 2022
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RealEzee:
try n have sense ,long time ago most transsion peeps were less concerned about having superior chipsets on their phones .
before transion started putting better chipsets on their devices it was Redmi that launched d mtk90t on d redmi note 8 pro chipset that transsion folks will not let people hear word about ,back in the day transion folks said gaming no concern dem? dem no even know anything for chipset pass "my phone get 4gb ram",now dia adverts no dey pass 'gaming chipset' up and down.

by the way prior to now ,most mtk chipset were inferior to the variants that SD were offering, hence Xiaomi use more of SD on their devices than MTk.
Mtk are shelling out competitive chipsets this days so why wont xiaomi patronize them too?

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Trash!

Op, this is one of those st*pîd marketers I was talking about. I knew they will eventually come.

Guy, how much is Xiaomi paying you for this rubbish you are posting

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Phones / Re: What Redmi Hype Has Caused Me. Redmi Users Get In Here by Jazzman01: 6:59pm On May 09, 2022
pablobellins:
finally. A like mind. Am just so filled with regrets.. My infinix note 10 was doin well

Just like me, I was using an infinix device before and it was serving me well until I decided to try Xiaomi due to the way they have been hyping it. But right now I can't really see any difference between the two brands. Their major bragging rights before was that Xiaomi makes use of Snapdragon processors which are far more superior to the mediatek infinix and Tecno were using. But Xiaomi company have also embraced mediatek processors now and their stupid marketers and hypemen are silent.

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Phones / Re: What Redmi Hype Has Caused Me. Redmi Users Get In Here by Jazzman01: 6:45pm On May 09, 2022
pablobellins:
I use to enjoy my beloved infinix note 10 for gaming... But because of constant hype of this redmi devices... I decided, for no reason to ditch my infinix. Then got redmi note 10s 8/126


Ever since then, hv bn experiencing network interruption duri G games... Am so fed up... Isit a redmi thing?

Lol, you have not seen anything yet. With time it will start hanging and messing up no matter the size of RAM they claim to put in it. Then finally it will enter dead boot. The network signal can also go off completely and permanently without solution. All these problems are very peculiar with Xiaomi phones and that is why you see people selling it daily on Nairaland. Visit their thread on Nairaland and see many complains from disgruntled users.

Their marketers will soon flood here now to attack me and defend their product. FYI, I also own a Redmi device and I know the shit I am passing through with it. The guys on the Xiaomi thread know me very well because I have been a thorn in their flesh ever since they convinced me to buy their Xiaomi bullcrap.

If you need a good and reliable phone, go for Samsung or iPhone if you can afford it and leave these useless chinese phones alone.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Have You Been Searching For A Job Now? by Jazzman01: 2:08pm On May 08, 2022
dROC1:
Entry level Network engineers looking at starting a promising career in tech can PM me.

I have sent you a PM
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (3 - 1) On 4th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 8:23am On May 05, 2022
sogodihno:


You are not the only one.

PSG, Chelsea and City outplayed them, but then Madrid still find a way of winning, Maadrid na demon for champion league, Liverpool should better beware.

Yeah but remember that the final is just a one leg affair. Madrid were able to overcome PSG, CHE and City in the course of 2 legs. Apart from Chelsea, PSG and City both beat them in the first leg.

If Liverpool deploys their gengen pressing tactics just like Chelsea did in the 2nd leg, I don't see Madrid coping with their aging players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (3 - 1) On 4th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 7:59am On May 05, 2022
Kyase:


Man city messed up, Pep substitution didn't work out, if not Madrid for no see anything today

I agree they messed up but saying Liverpool would have finished them in the first half is wrong. The way Madrid was set up made it difficult for City to penetrate. Liverpool wouldn't have been able to perform any magic either.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (3 - 1) On 4th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 7:54am On May 05, 2022
mvem:
every damn year pep needs to buy this or that...football has shown through PSG and Man City that you can't buy the UCL...If you dont have that pedigree and history just forget

Pep also with all the good football couldn't win UCl with bayern. Maybe he will never again

It is not about having the history but having the hunger, resilience and should I say a bit of luck. And of course you need quality players too. Chelsea were not in the history book as winners untill they did it in 2012. So other newbies can also win it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (3 - 1) On 4th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 12:16am On May 05, 2022
Dynamicboss:
Liverpool should prepare for their revenge

Yeah, I believe they can beat Madrid. Madrid aren't playing anything special but they are highly resilient and that's what has kept them this far. Liverpool also possess similar trait and that's why their slogan says "you will never walk alone". The 2005 squad demonstrated it in the final against AC Milan. It was tagged the most incredible comeback in the history of the champions League and probably in football history. This current squad have also showed similar character against Barcelona by overturning a 3 nil deficit. Even the 3-2 comeback against Villarreal yesterday was another one of their numerous performances that shows their level of resilience.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (3 - 1) On 4th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 11:49pm On May 04, 2022
Kyase:


Yes, but Liverpool would've finished this Madrid team in the first half
guy forget, the first half was cagey for both teams. The only real opportunity city had was that of Bernardo silver and he was under pressure from casemero, he just managed to hit the target. Unless maybe you were referring to the first leg. City wasted lots of chances and could have easily scored 6 or 7 goals in that encounter.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (3 - 1) On 4th May 2022 by Jazzman01: 11:26pm On May 04, 2022
HillaryNelo:
Hieee wetin dey happen. Is as if Madrid is using vodoo or something, same dat happened to psg and chelsea is now happening against city dis is not ordinary coincidence

I dey tell you. But one thing I have noticed about them is that they have this never say die attitude and that's what has kept them this far.

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Education / Re: But WAEC Is No Longer What It Used To Be. Nigeria Has Happened To WAEC. by Jazzman01: 11:30am On May 04, 2022
vee22:
Cbt for WAEC is the answer chibok girls were writing waec and could not speak English waec na scam.

CBT ? people will still find loop holes. Didn't you read the story that dude posted? He narrated how they are now manipulating thumbprinting. Bro, this country is gone.

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