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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Real Sociedad : Europa League (0 - 1) 8th September 2022 by Jazzman01: 5:19am On Sep 09, 2022
emmyileri:
Arsenal could have beat them if the officiating was fair.
Arsenal bleeped up. Even if the officiating was fair, it would still have ended 3-2 assuming their first goal wasn't cancelled.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Real Sociedad : Europa League (0 - 1) 8th September 2022 by Jazzman01: 5:13am On Sep 09, 2022
betshopagent:
real Madrid did not whip Chelsea last season; in fact they escaped.real beat Chelsea 3-1 in England and Chelsea beat them 3-1 too at Spain.Madrid only won in extra time.Spanish teams are good against English teams except Chelsea.Have u quickly forgotten last two seasons when Chelsea humiliated sevilla 4nil,beat ATM 2nil n also defeated this same real Madrid 2nil enroute to winning The ucl.
Correct yourself, Chelsea didn't beat Madrid 3-1 in the return leg, it was 3-2 making it 5-4 on aggregate.
SportsRe: Chelsea Sack Thomas Tuchel by Jazzman01: 1:12pm On Sep 07, 2022
spartachico:
Yeah he was but not as half as drogba was , truth is Chelsea should learn to channel all their team work for a striker to finish , look at man city , Haaland just came in and they shift all finishing passes to him but Chelsea played last two seasons with our defenders and midfielders topping the goals
Costa was far much better. He had a better goal ratio than Drogba. His average goal per game was 0.58 while that of Drogba was 0.43

Doesn't matter if they channel all their passes to the striker, what if the striker is wasteful? When City didn't have a CF., They were still scoring goals in excess. Even now that they have, anybody can still score.
PhonesRe: Does The Length Of Charging Cable Affect Charging Speed by Jazzman01: 9:51am On Sep 06, 2022
MaDaRa01:
Thanks! So that what makes some cable original and some fake even if they are the same length -the number of wires in the cable right? Or the quality of wire used?
Like I said earlier, to counter the effect of length we increase the cross-sectional area but you know that will lead to more cost. Therefore to cut cost, the producers of those fakes reduce the thickness of the wire and also the number of strands. That's why most fake products are usually cheaper than the original.

the number of wires in the cable right? Or the quality of wire used?
Both.
PhonesRe: Does The Length Of Charging Cable Affect Charging Speed by Jazzman01: 9:23am On Sep 06, 2022
MaDaRa01:
Does the length of charging cable affect the speed of charging.... Is it inversely proportional to charging speed? The longer the cable the slower the speed, and the shorter the cable the faster the speed... And if it affect it, what causes it?
Using the resistivity equation, we can see that the longer the length, the higher the resistance and this will lead to I²R losses. But this is usually countered by increasing the cross-sectional area of the wire. This is done by increasing the number of strands of wire or increasing the thickness of the wire.

Theoretically, length has an effect but when we want to design it for practical purpose, we counter that effect by increasing the thickness of the wire or using multiple strands. So when next you are purchasing a charging cable, you don't have to worry about the length affecting the charging speed because it has been taken care of.
CrimeRe: Where Does The Bullet Of A Gun Shot In The Air Goes To? by Jazzman01:
advanceDNA:
Change in direction will change speed..the force it used in coming out of the gun's chamber can never be the same it will sigficantly reduce when making a free fall under gravity's pull...

For a bullet to pierce you after being shot in the air...it has to turn the opposite direction and gain enough speed pointing the sharp edge...fight air resistance and so on...u see why i called it unfortunate scenario??
Air resistance is negligible due to the streamlined shape of the bullet. So it will still fall with considerable speed and will possess a great deal of energy depending on the height. Using the P.E Equation (Mgh) you can see even though the mass is negligible, if the height is much, it will possess quite alot of energy and this will be felt when it strikes any surface.
CrimeRe: Where Does The Bullet Of A Gun Shot In The Air Goes To? by Jazzman01: 6:14pm On Sep 05, 2022
advanceDNA:
Normally stray bullet shot in the air shouldn't have piercing effect when it lands on human body...
But when i was 13years old a bullet came through the roof, ceiling, and broke our glass centre table..narrowly missed my elder brother
.it was that day i started to suspect that when village people have your time....the small exception to the general rule can come to play
It must have been shot nearby. Again it depends on the type of gun we are talking about. Mounted machine guns can still rip a human apart at a distance of 2000Metres (2KM) while sniper rifle have the longest range and can be still be lethal at about 3500Metres. (3.5KM)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by Jazzman01: 8:56am On Sep 04, 2022
youngpresidooo:
arsenal is missing only partey.

And the team gels unlike man UTD that they are still getting themselves
Is Elneny and Zinchenko back?
EducationRe: 2k For Anyone Who Can Solve This For Me....mathematicians Food Don Land by Jazzman01: 9:35pm On Sep 03, 2022
This is SS2 Further mathematics question.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by Jazzman01: 9:31pm On Sep 03, 2022
I wish Arsenal can win tomorrow, it will widen the gap between them and City but I just don't see Arsenal winning with the kind of players and motivation United now have. I think a draw is more likely.
SportsRe: Chelsea Sign Forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang From Barcelona by Jazzman01: 6:01am On Sep 03, 2022
Corridon:
Good signings. How I wish we got rid of Joginho this past window. I still wonder how that guy made it to the top as a player.
Very lazy player. All he does is to fall down at the slightest touch.
CrimeRe: New York Police Officer Punches Woman In The Face During Arrest (Video) by Jazzman01:
Only law enforcement officers can do this and get away with it in the US. If an ordinary male civilian trys such he will be jailed irrespective of whether she attacked him first.
NYSCRe: Job Opening - Farm Attendants/workers Needed ( Feeding And Housing Available ) by Jazzman01: 6:21pm On Sep 01, 2022
IamBlessed12:
F.O Farms, Oyo State

Job Opening :

Farm Attendants/Workers Needed

Starting Salary : 30,000 Naira

Incentives 2 Meals a day and one light mid-day meal and Accommodation

Option to increase the salary to 45,000 Naira monthly after the first three months and more after the first six months



Your roles and responsibilities includes :

Planting Crops

Applying Herbicides

Applying Fertilizers

Watering Crops

Coordinating Water Fetchers and making arrangements all farm activities are followed through according to plan

Purchasing Farm Implements and Raw Materials for the project.


Send in your application by sending your CV to : Thespecialconnect@gmail.com
Is it a contract job? Is it available all year round or it is seasonal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 31st August 2022 by Jazzman01: 10:07pm On Aug 31, 2022
It seems the title race will be between Arsenal and Mancity this season but I doubt if they can keep up with City. Liverpool is the only team that has been able to match City interms of Consistency in recent years. Mancity has made the premier League much more difficult to win. To lift the trophy now, you will have to be aiming for 100pts. Back then you could win the league with less than 90pts. Leicester won it with just 81pts. 95pts was the highest as at 2004/5 set by Mourinho's Chelsea until pep came into the mix and raised the bar. I cannot forget the season Liverpool had 97pts and still couldn't win the league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 30th August 2022 by Jazzman01: 6:40am On Aug 31, 2022
Suspect33:
no dey cap bro, no one wins the UCL by fluke.. they beat Liverpool (I think), Real Madrid and Man City to win the UCL and you call it a fluke.. baba u no rate us at all
Liverpool was not part of the team they beat on their road to the final.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 30th August 2022 by Jazzman01: 9:24pm On Aug 30, 2022
Suspect33:
This weak Chelsea side will still beat Man Utd home and away grin grin
lol, even when United were struggling last season, Chelsea couldn't beat them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 30th August 2022 by Jazzman01: 9:20pm On Aug 30, 2022
tunapawizzy:
looks like Tuchel is sleeping with Havertz mama
Havertz na him boy na. They are both Germans.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Voluntary Forum Moderators With Monthly Stipend Wanted by Jazzman01: 7:01pm On Aug 28, 2022
bitbybit123:
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RomanceRe: Do Looks Matter When It Comes To Dating? by Jazzman01:
Vinnie2000:
OP, It matters to many.

They want dier partners, attractive, inorder to show off to friends and family members.

But as a Man, if you want peace, Go for a Ugly Girl with big Yanch or Breast.
You are not ready to have peace if you go for big yansh or breast. Infact they are the worst and most difficult kind of women to keep as a wife. There's alot of stiff competition from other men and the chances of her cheating on you is very high because alot of men will be disturbing her with mouth watering gifts and promises. They are also very arrogant and difficult to control because the endowment usually gets to their head.
SportsRe: I Can't Believe There are Still Men Who Don't Watch Football. by Jazzman01: 1:47pm On Aug 28, 2022
Fred166:
Happy Sunday nairalanders.

I can't believe there are still men who don't watch football or know nothing about sports.

I was watching who wants to be a millionaire and this particular question was thrown to this guy.. I couldn't believe the guy didn't know the answer. Baba was totally confused and speechless. He even requested in using one of his lifeline options by calling a friend. Omo! I just dey laugh. And the answer is B. I have to capture the moment.

I can't do without watching sports especially football, boxing and wrestling. There's no question you will throw at me about football or other sport games that I won't give you an accurate answer. I know all football leagues competition round the world even Nigeria premier league I do follow up too.

Football is fun especially when you're arguing, teasing, defending, laughing, throwing banters at each other's club while drinking your cold beer.

Even here on nairaland when there's a live match update, I do visit the thread because I always enjoy the banter fans throw at each other.. It really fun.

Those of you that don't watch football or know nothing about sports.. Please how do you spend your weekends? How do you live your life? Is life not boring for you guys? Please I need to know.
Some men dont watch it due to religious reasons. I have two friends that don't watch football or want to have anything to do with games whether video games, indoor or out door games etc because they believe it can lead someone to sin in one way or the other. One is a Muslim and the other a Christian. The one that is a Muslim is also against music. He doesn't listen to any kind of music because he believes it is an instrument of "shaitan".
RomanceRe: Lady Narrates How Her Life Improved After Quitting Prostitution For Paying Less by Jazzman01: 7:18am On Aug 28, 2022
PerfectStranger:
Format!! This one dey find responsible man to settle with after wh*ring around.

Once an olosho, always olosho.
And which responsible man will marry her after watching this video?
EducationRe: 20 Hausa Words In Everyday Nigerian English, by Farooq Kperogi: by Jazzman01: 7:04am On Aug 28, 2022
Bakrabas:
I disagreed with some of the write up.

The word "Wahala" is not borrowed is a pure yoruba word.

Buka is an abbreviation of Bucateria short form is Buka I don't know it origin though.

Haba can also be found in Yoruba word

Mugu the correct spelling in Yoruba is Mugun "someone that looks cheap to dupe"



The remaining hausa written there are not used in pidgin except if you want to communicate with Aboki in pidgin that's where some of those words are used.
Wahala is not a Yoruba word. It is Arabic just like the op said. Yoruba Muslims made its use popular in Yoruba language.
SportsRe: If This Man Mistakenly Come Chelsea by Jazzman01: 5:30pm On Aug 26, 2022
lereinter:
You said class

They might have paired, Siva isn't in the class of Nesta

Silva is in the class of Ferdinand and co
like i said, Thiago is a veteran. most of his age mates have retired long ago i guess you are using his current form to judge him. Even at that, he is still better than Rudiger and Koulibaly combined. Check out this ranking from bleacherresports he was rated above the likes of John Terry, Chiellini, Diego Godin and Sergio Ramos during their prime.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2138663-ranking-the-20-best-central-defenders-in-world-football
SportsRe: If This Man Mistakenly Come Chelsea by Jazzman01: 2:36pm On Aug 26, 2022
lereinter:
Class of Nesta, Maldini

Lolzzzzz
Yeah, Thiago Silver has played together with Nesta before. Both of them were paired as centre back (CB) and their combination was fantastic.
FamilyRe: How Often Should Couples Have Sex? by Jazzman01:
Sex in marriage is a scam especially if you marry Naija/African women. I pity men that rush into marriage because of sex thinking they will get it in abundance. Majority of African women have been genitally mutilated (circumcised) thereby reducing their urge and pleasure for sex. The average Nigerian lady will frustrate you and starve you of sex. many of them draw time table for it. some will only give you once in a month and immediately they give birth to one or two kids, just forget about sex with her completely because she wont allow you mount her again. That is the reason why polygamy is rampant in Africa and those men that cannot practice it resort to keeping multiple sidechicks.
SportsRe: If This Man Mistakenly Come Chelsea by Jazzman01: 7:23am On Aug 26, 2022
basseyokorie:
Do u think he doesn't deserve to be a chelsea player? Oga leave that thing. He is not, so Bad like that, so keep it on the low. Maguire is far beta than thiago silva.
You are insulting Thiago silver, the dude is a veteran. I have known him right from his days at AC millan and PSG and he has always been consistent. He is in the class of Nesta, Stam, Cafu, Maldini etc. Even though he has passed his prime, he still delivers.
SportsRe: Usain Bolt Applies For Trademark For His Familiar Celebration Pose by Jazzman01: 1:39pm On Aug 23, 2022
A brilliant idea. This is how most of the logos on the things we use nowadays came about. In many years from now we will start seeing some overzealous religious fanatics calling the logo satanic/demonic not knowing how it was formed. They wont know It was a man named Usain bolt with a track record in athletics.
RomanceRe: I Just Saw The Weirdest Food Combination This Night. Just Take Look. (pics Ins) by Jazzman01: 9:33am On Aug 23, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
I just saw someone pour sugar on cooked beans and was about to eat. I decided to take a picture because it's kind of weird to me. I haven't seen or heard of such food combinations before. Who has eaten this or seen it before? The person claims it makes the food more delicious and tasty.

What are some of the weirdest food combinations you've ever seen or eaten?

Attached below is a picture of the food
This ain't weird, when i was much younger in the 90s, we used to mix garri with it and add sugar.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teaching Job Of 20k Salary Or Okada Hustle? by Jazzman01: 8:38am On Aug 23, 2022
adeoyekay:
Though, it is a suggestion I know someone who is combining the two together.

I am also a teacher.
Probably you are teaching in a public/government owned school. private schools will use you like rag, you won't even have time for yourself. By the time they bombard you with about 25 periods per week with lesson notes everyday, when you get home you are fully exhausted. Saturday coaching is also there so you only have Sunday as a full day to use and if you are a Christian, church will still take part of it. All this stress untop of a meagre salary. I will advice him to go for the okada business. I know many guys that have pulled out of their teaching jobs to venture into okada and tricycle transport business "keke napep"

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