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Celebrities / by Jazzman01: 5:50am On Dec 02, 2022
Romance / Re: How Many Of Us Have Noticed This? by Jazzman01: 7:58am On Nov 27, 2022
Newfoundlove:
Obasonjo, Tinubu, Oshiomole, Trump, King Charles, Taye Taiwo, Ballotelli all prove u wrong

Remove Trump, and King charles from that list. Even others are not that bad only that age has caught up with them. Moreover i didn't say ugly people dont make it, read the post again to understand the content. And the fact that you were only able to come up with just 7 names makes my argument more valid. Can you try to come up with a list of handsome/beautiful people that are intelligent and successful? Of course you know you will run out of steam in trying to compile the list due to their enormous numbers.

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Romance / How Many Of Us Have Noticed This? by Jazzman01: 7:41am On Nov 27, 2022
Handsome men and Beautiful ladies tend to be more intelligent and successful in this world. (Note that when i say handsome/beautiful, i am not necessarily referring to the jaw dropping type) Just take a look around you and see things for yourself. A large percentage of successful people and people in high places of power are Handsome and pretty individuals. have you ever seen a very handsome man or extremely pretty lady that is dumb or wallowing in poverty?

I am beginning to think that there must be a correllation between our genetic make up and our finesse in everything both inwardly, outwardly and spiritually. What i am trying to say is that individuals with very good genes turn out to be very handsome/beautiful, intelligent and with a higher success rate. Although I am not saying ugly people don't make it, but when we compare their success rate with those who are generally accepted as "good-looking" in the society, then we can see the difference.

cc: lalasticlala nlfpmod

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Religion / Re: What Happened To COZA Pastor, Biodun Fatoyinbo? by Jazzman01: 1:08pm On Nov 26, 2022
This is really shocking. But could he be fasting?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Bails her Abusive Husband Jailed For Beating Her To Pulp (Photos) by Jazzman01: 1:03pm On Nov 26, 2022
devilmaycry:
Lmao...when we say some women love toxic men...we ain't lying

Next time she shouldn't complain and bring her rubbish to the public because helping her is useless

I believe she was at fault. She probably did something very bad to the man that led to the beating. That was why she felt remorseful and had to bail him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by Jazzman01: 5:16pm On Oct 30, 2022
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SouthSouth1914:


It is better to be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt! You are the S.I unit of foolery.

Will you compare Tuchel and Mourinho, champions league winners to Potter who hasn’t won anything? Are you not mentally deranged ?
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Now it is very obvious that you are a cretin. You are just too daft.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by Jazzman01: 2:55pm On Oct 30, 2022
SouthSouth1914:


Your are a dunce! You don’t have any brain to think even for a second. Average managers cannot manage big teams!

I can share the names of managers who never lasted in big teams. Just so you may know, Potter will not last another 6 months.
you are a big fool and a total idiot. You reason like an imb€cile. So mourinho and tuchel that didnt last at tottenham and chelsea respectively are average managers? You are mentally r£tarded
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by Jazzman01: 1:17pm On Oct 30, 2022
SouthSouth1914:


It is your likes that rates a coach because of 2 games. Shame on your mentality. You should know Chelsea as a club is too big for him to manage. Mid table teams are what he can do best.
A big shame on your shallow mentality for this nonsense. Is it only two games he has played and won since his appointment? When has it become a crime to coach a small team? Has Anceloti not coached a small team in the premeir league before? Can we because of that say madrid is too big for him to handle so we shouldnt give him the job or cant we see his current exploits at madrid? If you are good, you are good and no club can be too big for you to handle. But you have to start from somewhere. All the big coaches we have today started with small teams before their brilliance distinguished them and gave them the chance to coach bigger clubs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by Jazzman01: 11:28am On Oct 30, 2022
SouthSouth1914:
Potter is an average coach. I have said this since he was hired.
rubbish talk. When he trashed ac milan home and away without conceeding a goal, you were hailing him but now he is no more a good coach? Even tuchel was beaten 3-0 by leeds at the begining of the season.
Crime / Re: I Killed Ataga All By Myself, Without Help - Chidinma by Jazzman01: 3:50am On Oct 12, 2022
Nazgul:
I was disgusted with the kind comments I read from guys on Twitter and even here on Nairaland when the incident was still fresh.

Most of them of the opinion that the police should release Chioma cos she beautiful, some said they shouldn't allow her beauty to waste in jail...so many annoying comments like that forgetting that she murdered someone who has a family in cold blood.

Clearly someone or some people at the top with this same mentality don't want this girl to go to jail hence the unnecessary delay in the case.

I also saw the annoying comments. Some guys are just stupid. They think with their d1cks. One mad guy even said he will still Bleep her despite the grievous atrocities she has committed.
Health / Re: Help!!! My Sister Is Having A Mental Health Challenge by Jazzman01: 7:17am On Oct 01, 2022
LyfeJennings:
Hmmmmm
Guy, you ain't replying again on the dead thread, shey you no get ni?
Crime / Re: Child Kidnappers Caught And Stripped In Ketu. by Jazzman01: 6:54am On Oct 01, 2022
Jeon:
THE ONLY THING ZOOGERIANS ARE GOOD FOR IS TO NAKED SOMEONE AGAINST HIS/ER OWN WILL BECAUSE OF THE CRIME HE/SHE COMMIT. AND WILL STILL SCREAM OUT THEIR LUNGS WHEN SOMEONE CHOOSE TO BE NAKED AT THEIR OWN WILL.


NONSENSE.

SEX STARVERS AND THE LUST OF NAKED.NESS EVERYWHERE

It has nothing to do with lust or being sex starved, infact the op should put graphic images in the description because they look disgusting and a terrible sight to behold. I couldn't even look at it twice because it was irritating me. The aim is to inflict maximum shame and discourage others who may want to do the same. Men are also stripped naked and burnt to death too when they're caught stealing and nobody talks about lust or complains about their náķędness

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Phones / Re: I Want To Buy Redmi 9T Please Your Experience And Rating. by Jazzman01: 6:54pm On Sep 30, 2022
Aminu212:
What about Redmi 9a 2gb ram 32gbRom?

Dont even think about it . 9A is the worst. Too slow and hangs like crazy.
Family / Re: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by Jazzman01: 6:01pm On Sep 29, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
you made a few mistakes (and so did he)...
A) just because you work hard, never assume that others dont (simply because you dont see/feel it)
B) cutting off your husand and giving him the silent treatment for NINE WEEKS is insane. is that not the father of your kids any longer?!?! why such harsh treatment?
C) your husband is as childish as you are and now playing your own game by ignoring you for months... blame y'all childish self, which ultimately will only hurt the children.
D) look within yourself to see what is bothering you so much that you could take such a small statement from your husband, and turn ii into such a big deal... then put your pride aside, get down on your knees and beg him to forgive you (because it is obvious, you aint gonna win at this "childish" game)

You are a bloody simp. i wonder how you managed to gather 398 likes. There's nothing childish about what the man did. That woman is very very stupid. He should cut her off for life.

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Culture / Re: Photos Of Dogo, The "Tallest Man In Kaduna" by Jazzman01: 5:49pm On Sep 27, 2022
All this long story, yet you didn't tell us his height. How many feet/inches/cm/metres?
Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Jazzman01: 8:30am On Sep 26, 2022
elpochas:
who told u that?My primary school then had diff teachers for each subject and a form teacher.That was in the 90s.Depot Nursery and primary school Zaria.

Don't mind the kid. He is probably still in secondary school or one of the students currently affected by the protracted ASUU strike. I have checked his profile and scanned through his posts and I can see how childish his comments are.
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Jazzman01: 8:17am On Sep 26, 2022
LyfeJennings:


Nigga
what U want is possible
Na ur money go judge
where is ur location

Kwara
Crime / Re: Police Officer Shoots At A Man Wielding Machete At Him (Video) by Jazzman01: 7:37pm On Sep 25, 2022
That leg can never remain the same again for life!
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Jazzman01: 4:03pm On Sep 25, 2022
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Jazzman01: 3:47pm On Sep 25, 2022
Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Jazzman01: 3:30pm On Sep 25, 2022
JASONjnr:


In primary schools, we don't have different teachers taking each subjects... But a class or form teacher for each arms.

Check the date bro, That was 27yrs ago when i was in primary 6 and i can still remember vividly that we had different teachers for social studies, agric, fine art, integrated science, mathematics English etc. I guess you are an idomie generation.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Jazzman01: 2:27pm On Sep 25, 2022
LyfeJennings:


Dem dey here too BUT DO U HAVE MONEY?

Bro where dem dey? drop the gist here, this is a dead thread. Money is not the issue. i have sent you PM .
Romance / Re: My Curiosity Led Me To Try Sexual Enhancer Yesterday by Jazzman01: 12:56pm On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
No need for long story, we knack eh till I come and that was when what I didn't expect happened. My junior no gree come down o. I was confused, like, I Don cum nah what is happening?!! The energy in my waist finish but this idiot no gree go down. After I cum the second time and the rod never bend that was when I started panicking though I didn't let her know what was happening. I just lay down quietly and was just thinking about Bible, gorilla, car accident and anything that can help calm junior down. Finally after some minutes I went down. I heaved a big sigh of relief.

Last night, I made myself swear not to use any of those things ever again in my life. Please guys that use these things, what is the aim abeg?

you guys better stop all these nasty things you are consuming just for 2 seconds of pleasure. These things damage the liver and kidneys.

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Will Reveal Your True Feelings Towards Women by Jazzman01: 12:48pm On Sep 25, 2022
Danibonk:
No matter how you masturbate it can never cure your sexual desire. Nothing sweet pass Toto I use to be like you but immediately I enrolled in fucking one of the street babe in my area it changed my perspective towards pussy. Sweetest feelings in my life since then if I collect salary I Dey save olosho money differently before I even think of food. But thank God now am married and I Bleep every day before going to work

Also no matter how much sex you have, it can never cure your sexual desire. Now you claim that you always save part of your salary to Bleep olosho. How are you different from the person that masturbates frequently? Both of you are still battling with konji. Even married men are not free either. As a man before your sexual desire will reduce significantly it will be around 70yrs and above.

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Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Jazzman01: 12:27pm On Sep 25, 2022
JASONjnr:
Not all Mathematics teachers have that scary or discipline tendency to control the entire students.....

My teacher back then, Often referred to as "Bend Low" wasn't taking maths but wasn't taking nonsense from students either ....

Unlike these days, the mathematics teachers of then were very tough. I remember my mathematics teacher in primary school around 1995/96, He will give us 50 or more questions as assigment and if you don't do it, he will flog you for the number of questions you didn't do. The one i will never forget was the day he gave us 80 questions. One boy didn't do it at all and he gave him 80 strokes. We were all helping him to count untill it got to 80 !

Whenever we had maths then, we were always very afraid and many of us developed phobia for mathematics. These days Mathematics teachers have been given re-orientation and are much more friendly and approachable. There's no excuse for any child now to hate maths or develope phobia for it.

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Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Jazzman01: 12:06pm On Sep 25, 2022
Secondary School was fun then, most of our teachers didn't give us tough time like the seniors and prefects. The only teacher i can still remember is Mr Tobi. Anyone that attended ASCSS between 2001/2002 will remember how tough he was then.

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Sports / Re: 2 Odds Investment. Make 75k Or More Monthly by Jazzman01: 5:37pm On Sep 22, 2022
SmartHustler:


Wait until the end of the week before you start doubting my expertise.

It is more than a week bro, where are you?
Crime / Re: Graphic How A Man Took His Life Near Dunamis Church Abuja by Jazzman01: 8:26pm On Sep 21, 2022
Mrsoft3:
There is a spirit behind this thing call suicide, because I just can't understand how you will go through such pain before dieing.

Once there is life you have a way to communicate with God and once you have God then you have hope of things changing with time.

Never give up on God, he will surely come through for you

The magnitude of pain you will feel depends on the time it takes to become unconscious. If you are not so lucky, you will regret it by the time you start to struggle. If hanging is properly executed, you should become unconscious within 3 to 4mins but it will be like years to you as you start struggling. Poisoning is the worst. It can take several hours before knocking you out with excruciating pains. I feel for those people using sniper.
Nairaland / General / Re: Whats That One Thing(s) You Wish You Knew Earlier. by Jazzman01: 4:47pm On Sep 21, 2022
Softmirror:
I WISH I KNEW THAT WOMEN GENERALLY PRETEND AS IF THEY DON'T LIKE SEX BUT ACTUALLY LOVE IT SO MUCH. THE FEW GUYS WHO KNEW THIS EARLY IN LIFE, WERE SWIMMING IN PUSSIES AFTER PUSSIES grin. .

liar, majority of them don't like it. Stop deceiving guys by giving them false hope.
Sports / Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Jazzman01: 8:53pm On Sep 20, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:

grin grin grin
The OP forgot to add EL Hadji DIOUF and ROONEY

Rooney became cool after he matured and we really didn't see much of his aggressiveness for the most part of his career.

I think the op should also add Rudiger.

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