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CelebritiesRe: OAP Nicky: I Slept With A Groom Before & After His Wedding by jclassiq(m): 1:46pm On Mar 19, 2022
She is definitely not having enough sex. People like that always brag to soothe their depressed self.
RomanceRe: My Pre-wedding Photos by jclassiq(m): 7:40pm On Mar 18, 2022
And you decide to marry your wife on my birthday.
Amazing. Your marriage will be happy from beginning to end.
Congrats
CelebritiesRe: Enjoy My Kids And Have Sex With My Bobo – Annie Idibia Lists Her Goals by jclassiq(m): 7:38pm On Mar 18, 2022
thesicilian:
People usually post this kind of statements online when they're feeling unhappy deep down.
She has unresolved issues.
PoliticsRe: The Moment Ebelechukwu Obiano Called Bianca Ojukwu 'Ashawo' (Photo) by jclassiq(m): 5:39pm On Mar 17, 2022
MonkeyMods:
Ebele is confirmed mgbeke. But Bianca put the eke uke in her place
No class at all.
FamilyRe: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by jclassiq(m): 12:12am On Mar 17, 2022
Pacesetterz:
That awkward silence na him op dey avoid..hahahahaha

I sabi op type. Na those kind of neighbors wey no dey interact (or anti social) with neighbors reason why he’s finding it hard to do. This is y one must be sociable (I no mean say make u go dey open teeth anyhow with neighbors,make dem no see u finish).

At least a day in a week,make u stand greet/do some chit chats with neighbors for some mins before entering ur space. U can discuss a lil abt Buhari and his fuel matter or some political discourse.

If u were doing all these u won’t come here to ask to put words in ur mouth to go greet neighbor and her baby...it would have been way easier.
Lol.
I won't even lie, i would have asked the same question some years ago. But at this moment, the only one that makes me want to die is going on condolence visits. That one dey hard me like mad..
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Says Russia Will Achieve Ukraine Goals, Decries Sanctions (Photos) by jclassiq(m): 9:03pm On Mar 16, 2022
Ammishaddai:

"If the West thought that Russia would break or back down, “they don’t know our history or our people,” Putin said on the 21st day of the war."


I love this bolded statement. Death to all the capitalist pigs both here and in the west

grin
So you can inherit the whole earth. Fool.
FamilyRe: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by jclassiq(m): 3:20pm On Mar 16, 2022
You: Good morning madam.
She: good morning brother.
You: how una dey o?
She: fine sir.
You: Thank God for safe delivery. Congratulations
She: yes o. Thanks sir.
You: how baby? Na man or woman?
She: na man o.
You: oh okay. Nice one.
She: yeah.
*Awkward silence****
2 minutes later...
You: Okay, make i come dey go. I get one (occult) meeting to attend... *(Or you can manufacture whatever suits you).* Make una use this one buy milk... *Hand her 4k***
She: ah...! Brother thank you ooo, thank you sir. God bless you sir.
You: no wahala madam. Make una take care. Take care of baby. Bye bye.
She: bye bye sir.
*You come outside sweating � profusely.* Whew !!!

Foreign AffairsRe: US Threatens ‘full Force’ As Russia Takes War To NATO’s Doorstep by jclassiq(m): 6:52pm On Mar 15, 2022
Righteousness2:
Forget Biden!!
Nomerica will do nothing!! Anything she tries to do will Fast Forward her Fall.

Nomerica is a shadow of itself!
Take this to the Bank! Mystery Babylon is Gone!
She is Weak and is only an Expert in Propagating so called Climate Change, Lgbt, abortion , Drag queen, Binary, Non binary and Nonsense
Who made you judge, Mr?
You will nor remove the log in your eyes but your busy clawing at the speck in someone else's eyes.
You should be called "Hypocrite2"
RomanceRe: How Do I Change This My Mindset About Men? by jclassiq(m): 12:45pm On Mar 15, 2022
Preshieben:
Omoh...
I know I'm not supposed to be worried but I have to

Whenever a guy approaches me,no matter how nice and lovely he looks,
All I think is,he just wants to explore my pussie and move on..and gbamm I'll just ghost him and this goes on with every guy I meet.

I've had failed relationships, infact the last one ended when I discovered my ex bf was cheating on me with my cousin that I'm four years older than and I'm sure that I've moved on completely but I don't seem to trust any guy any longer

The way I reject men who approach me cos all I think is "he only wants to fvck you, nothing else" is sooo alarming, and I fear if I continue like this,I may not marry

How do I change this mentality?
How do I change my mindset about men abeg?
You no get sense madam.
EducationRe: Female Inmate, Okike Chinyere Bags Best Graduating Student Prize In NOUN (pics) by jclassiq(m): 9:35am On Mar 14, 2022
Iyaebe:
Eiya I wish they can compensate her with freedom,they should release her
Don't worry, they will surely release you during your own term.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Osinbajo, Fayemi Can’t Stand Against Tinubu – Sen Abu Ibrahim by jclassiq(m): 9:34am On Mar 14, 2022
Now you see how this animals keep playing us like a game of street football. After the useless inec finish squandering meagre resources to conduct their kangaroo election, the predetermined candidate will simply emerge.
It is sad and worrisome what politicians are doing to this otherwise great country. But one day go be one day.... I will simply leave it for them.
FoodRe: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by jclassiq(m): 10:42pm On Mar 13, 2022
I don't see any sign of swallow on that goat. Hope you didn't just slaughter someone's goat for nothing.
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons why you should disconnect yourself from Pornography. by jclassiq(m): 11:32am On Mar 13, 2022
Everything you said is true. Also, low self esteem because of the shame felt by the individual. Anxiety, depression, extreme loneliness, suicidal ideation. Endless list.

Porn is not what it's made out to be by the porn industry. They are making billions of $dollars annually and they are making all that money by getting you and i addicted to porn.

The problem is, once you are addicted, it's extremely difficult to quit. And it's guaranteed that you will never be the highest version of yourself while you are addicted to porn and masturbation.

So the power to choose is yours
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons why you should disconnect yourself from Pornography. by jclassiq(m): 11:21am On Mar 13, 2022
goshikid:
So you have cucumber in your house and una go the do as if una no like s*x

sad
Actually, technology has made both gender start feeling as if they don't need each other. The women, particularly, because they feel like the men owe them something, so they withhold intimacy thinking they are punishing the men. But the problem is that they themselves also need intimacy so they resort to self help and Band-aid: they watch por*n, they buy vibrator and Love Machine, they do all sorts, but those things don't actually satisfy or offer real intimacy. In the long run they start feeling hateful and bitter towards men because their bloated ego won't let them admit that they need the men as much as the men need them.
We need each other to survive and thrive in this beautiful world.
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons why you should disconnect yourself from Pornography. by jclassiq(m): 11:15am On Mar 13, 2022
Datboredberry:
grin

Watching porn is definitely better than betnaija and co...

Trust me
Do you watch? Seeing as you have "bored" in your name. I guess you get bored so often.
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons why you should disconnect yourself from Pornography. by jclassiq(m): 11:13am On Mar 13, 2022
Emerald04:
Don’t really agree with your last point. If they feel ashamed or disgusted after the act, why always returning back to act another one lol..
You think dem this werey milf Lisa ANn and August Taylor dey feel ashame?
The bills won't pay themself.
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons why you should disconnect yourself from Pornography. by jclassiq(m): 11:12am On Mar 13, 2022
Akwaibomdude:
It seems something is definitely wrong with you upstairs
Really? How so?
CrimeRe: MC Expensive Kicks As Chidinma Ojukwu Wins Miss Cell Pageant, Says It's Insensit by jclassiq(m): 11:06am On Mar 13, 2022
Malory:
If it was your relative that she killed you wouldn't be saying this
So can we now agree that the rubbish opinion emanating from you and and this hag of a lady is coloured by hate and not by rationality?
FamilyRe: My Cousin Who Got Married Last Year July Is Actually Thinking Of Leaving by jclassiq(m): 11:00am On Mar 13, 2022
You folks recycle stories now? Tufia
CrimeRe: Beautiful Photos Of Nigerian Female Prisoners During The Beauty Contest by jclassiq(m): 5:40pm On Mar 12, 2022
placeofallure:
People like you are quick to jump on things you have minimal knowledge about. You don't even know what happened, yet you want to judge. O soju e peren, ewon odun mefa ni!

Don't judge people if you haven't walked in their shoes.
I am not judging madam. I'm saying you have me discombobulated by your writing.
CrimeRe: Beautiful Photos Of Nigerian Female Prisoners During The Beauty Contest by jclassiq(m): 3:55pm On Mar 12, 2022
placeofallure:
Me too!

But it takes just a thin line to cross the Rubicon.

I remember it vividly, August 18, some years back. I would have become a prisoner on life or death sentence, committing murder trying to protect the one person that means the entire world to me. In a moment of untamed rage, I would've killed him. I remember him telling me on our way to the hospital, that if he doesn't make it, I should tell his family another story and not what happened so they don't taunt me. Yes, he loved me that much and I crazily love him too. Sending me to prison wouldn't even be anything. What I wouldn't be able to live with is the agonising, painful memories that I destroyed the one thing that I cherish.

For these young ladies too, some of their stories could be similar to mine. Emotions need to be tamed so one doesn't end up a criminal. Prior to my incidence I haven't even been to a police station. Whew! That's how I'd have been a jailbird but thank God he survived. That incidence changed me. No more anger fits.
Thank God for grace.
You were trying to protect the one person who meant so much to you by killing him? You have a way with words for sure.
CrimeRe: Beautiful Photos Of Nigerian Female Prisoners During The Beauty Contest by jclassiq(m): 3:52pm On Mar 12, 2022
Those warders will be having a field day eating these women's pussy all day and night.. choi
CelebritiesRe: How I Survived Acute Malnutrition - Mary Timms (US Based Nigerian Model) by jclassiq(m): 9:24am On Mar 12, 2022
Comfort, my ex, could easily give this woman a run for her money. But I guess time and chance happeneth to us all.
FamilyRe: I Walked In On My Parents Having Sex, Now I Feel So Embarrassed. by jclassiq(m): 9:17am On Mar 12, 2022
Your mom yelling at you to "get out" so she could get her orgasm in peace. Lmao!!
That's completely fvcked up, man. Now you will live with that bullshite for a very long time. Accept my simparty.lol
RomanceRe: My Friend Takes Pleasure In Sleeping With Small Girls by jclassiq(m): 6:06pm On Mar 11, 2022
iKON11:
I'm 31 and my friend is 34 years. Lately we've been having some issues over the above topic.
I don't know why but he takes so much pleasure in sleeping with girls he's far older than. Like 18, 19 years old girls (very tender girls).

Anytime I complain about this, it becomes an issue. He even think I'm jealous of him, in fact he told me today to stop been jealous but frankly I feel very embarrassed anytime he brings such girls to our gathering.

We are new in this area but people have already taken notice of this and its even rubbing off on me now.

The funny thing is he doesn't even feel any shame or remorse about this.
It's all about principles, my man. Your friend has no principles but apparently you do. But, sadly, he is still your friend, and they say show me your friend and i will tell you who you are.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi People Hold 1-Million-Man Protest March In Solidarity With Governor Umahi by jclassiq(m): 12:43pm On Mar 11, 2022
I can see "Edom Aluminium" in that pic. So he too is umahi supporter ?
Sincerely I love my Ebonyi State so much and i just want what is best for us all. We have really had it so rough in these past years. None of these impostors has done anything to benefit the masses. Always engaging in useless white elephant projects with our lean resources, and in the end, my people are still hungry. For many decades, my village has never experienced electricity despite all the cable and wiring they put up everywhere. We have salt. We have rice. Yet nothing to show for it.
Enough of the neglect. Even this fool from Afikpo cannot do anything meaningful if the INEC were to give him the certificate of return today.
God bless my beloved Ebonyi. I don't have any other state of origin.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi People Hold 1-Million-Man Protest March In Solidarity With Governor Umahi by jclassiq(m): 12:34pm On Mar 11, 2022
Northernblood5:
Does it mean that this idiot called Umahi don't have a single Igbo traditional wear??

This man is just an idiot and will be a Minus to Igbo in Federal Level. This kind of idiot is not who to send to Abuja to represent us. He will spend the federal resources meant for us on Northerners just to increase his chances of being President while we suffer.
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'I Am Now The Governor Of Ebonyi' - PDP's Idu Igariwey Declares by jclassiq(m): 12:33pm On Mar 11, 2022
This man is delusional.
He wouldn't even win any governorship election by any means.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thinking Of Quitting My 40k Teaching Job For A Delivery Rider Buisness by jclassiq(m): 2:53pm On Mar 10, 2022
I swear I'm not trying to derail but a couple of honest questions for the OP.
Bro, i know you are either married or you have a girlfriend, pls, how do you cope with girlfriend maintenance with a ₦40k job? I'm genuinely interested because i can't date even with a ₦100k job.
That aside, if you have saved enough money to buy a bike and do all the paperwork, i think you should quit now that you have time to make the business successful. The thing about entrepreneurship is you have to act in spite of your fears. So don't keep waiting forever... Quit now!!
TravelRe: Nigerian-born US Pilot Addresses His Passengers In English,Yoruba & Pidgin (vid) by jclassiq(m): 2:34pm On Mar 10, 2022
cheesy
Mikolo70:
Continue with your mydarlin language...
TravelRe: Nigerian-born US Pilot Addresses His Passengers In English,Yoruba & Pidgin (vid) by jclassiq(m): 2:29pm On Mar 10, 2022
Abdul05:
It would be better for other tribes to start learning how to speak Yoruba language..... angry
Because of what? I don learn french and mandarin finish?
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu Crowned Miss Cell At Kirikiri Prison. by jclassiq(m): 9:00am On Mar 10, 2022
Crazeworld:
The Nigerian Correctional Facility might not be that bad as the public are made to believe. The inmates may have done bad things but they deserve to be happy even in confinement.
Then they should just give them house arrest instead.

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