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PoliticsRe: INEC Disowns Political Parties’ Membership Figures Released By APC Chairman by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:16pm On May 27
Ironfaceman:
I'm sorry to say Peter Obi is not a serious politician, truth be told

Upon hearing the total number of APC members, one would have expected him to throw questions at the ruling party with regards to credibility.

Instead he is going to southafrica to meet who and to discuss what. As a minister or ambassador. He knows the government is backing xenophobia  and he lacks the authority or locus standi to bring a redress.

Going into the general election with 12 million people is a good upper-hand.
What a way to prove that you didn't even read the post!
INEC just denied the information. They said it didn't come from them.
Are you expecting Obi to lose sleep over a mere fabrication from a political party?
All they are doing is simply preemptive rigging. We saw how they counted people during the sham they called "primaries" "1....2.....3.....10....17....100!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Mobbed In South Africa (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:26pm On May 27
Galactics:
The most popular politician in Africa right now.
That's Julius Malema, not Peter Obi. Peter Obi is the most loved politician in Nigeria. I just pray the love will translate into votes.

I support Obi, and I want him to win. I'm gonna vote for him, by God's grace.

I just wanted to point out what I think should be obvious.
PoliticsRe: Ned Nwoko: I Was Promised Automatic Ticket Before Joining APC by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:20am On May 27
dre11:
TRENDING VIDEO: I was promised automatic ticket before joining APC, says Ned Nwoko
https://www.thecable.ng/trending-video-i-was-promised-automatic-ticket-before-joining-apc-says-ned-nwoko/

Full Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYbDIZinuk?si=A3yZPOKsw26D8pMC
As Tinubu don hand you MANUAL TICKET now, wetin come be our own?

Pèlé tìe, we wey dey find wetin we go chop........your problem is not a problem to us.

Sorry if we cannot sympathize.
FashionRe: Why Is It Hard To Get A Nigerian Outfit Made Abroad? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:13am On May 27
Checkwell:
There are more pressing issues in the country than this right now.
More pressing issues?

More pressing than making money?
Car TalkRe: Bought A Brand New Toyota Hilux 2025,my Experience. by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:16pm On May 26
SeaTrade:
So I just got this truck as man's getting older and practical and I'm loving it,maybe early excitement though,I don't know.
Things I noticed:
This thing burns a lot of gas,I mean a lot!15.5-15.6L/100km na em dey for dash steady angry ,used to be 14.3L/100km,don't know why it jumped.

Hard steering ,maybe because it's coming from someone that have been driving sedans for a while now and some CUVs.

Large turning space and poor manoeuvrability,Hilux no follow you manage space oo,you go reverse tire.

Sturdy suspension,you no dey feel anything.

Slow truck,crawls its way up to 170kph and stays there,sucks!

And I get free service for 20,000km or one year whichever comes first from the dealership at no cost.

Car came at 677km sad

Expensive purchase no doubt but worth it.
If you don't go on rough roads, I wouldn't understand why you got a Hilux.

A Tacoma would be a far better city driver as a truck, though it's V6 engine will burn more fuel.
PoliticsRe: Mike Arnold Calls Obi-Kwankwaso Ticket As ‘National Disaster’ by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:12pm On May 26
T9ksy:
Nope.......
Please find it. I believe it should be on YouTube
PoliticsRe: Borno IDP Speaks On Insurgency Pain And Repentant Boko Haram Treatment (VIDEO) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:38pm On May 26
SecuritybriefNg:
None Has Repented At All. Listen to his last statement....about to establish another terror group...he's not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIIJ5LwBJZ4
I'm afraid, but that will most likely be the outcome in the end.

Other shadow groups outside the country may establish their own militias, and back-and-forth attacks and reprisals may ensue.

Do you know that one crazy, reclusive billionaire somewhere in Europe can easily set up camps deep in the forests, and train Benue boys to kill Fulanis? We have a lot of ungoverned space in Nigeria, and this can happen very easily. The problem is, innocent fulani herders, not the killer squads, will be targeted and exterminated.

I pray this doesn't happen, but it can only be avoided if the FG stops this current nonsense, before one foreign government (Cough!! Trump Cough!! decides to kuma finish everything we own and love. Look at Somalia and Libya, fa!
PoliticsRe: Mike Arnold Calls Obi-Kwankwaso Ticket As ‘National Disaster’ by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:42pm On May 26
T9ksy:
Thank you Arnold, I couldn't have any better!
OK is not OKay
Have you watched the video where he talked about Tinubu?
SportsRe: Messi’s Hamstring Injury Raises World Cup Concerns by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:21am On May 26
Refinedbeing:
What Argentina team are you talking about? Those teams that bottle leads every seconds? Penaldo fans you people will not kill someone abeg. 😁
I'm talking about the Argentina team that won the world cup last time, abi you could not see that I was writing in past tense?
SportsRe: Messi’s Hamstring Injury Raises World Cup Concerns by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:57am On May 26
Emu4life:
Team that won Uefa Nations League is not fit to win World Cup??
Is Nations League that fluke??
Was South America in the UEFA League?

Dey play.
SportsRe: Messi’s Hamstring Injury Raises World Cup Concerns by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:38am On May 26
zinaunreal:
Make he go the world Cup before they go use am as excuse why Ronaldo won it
How will Ronaldo win word cup?

See, I'm a Ronaldo fan, but he needs a team around him to be able to win.

Messi had a great team to get him a world cup title. Does Roro have one right now?
AgricultureRe: Can Figs Grow In Nigeria? (picture) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:36am On May 26
advanceDNA:
Will definitely grow…. But Nigerian soil content and the environment cannot guarantee that what will come out will look exactly like the picture or even taste like it
…. Have u tried planting apple in Nigeria?? The outcome is one of nature’s hilarious moves
Not of you've ever seen JOS APPLES. They're bigger, juicier and tastier than the imported ones.
EducationRe: Be Honest, Do You Still Know How To Write? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:27am On May 26
Of course!

I still write very well, on the job. I'm an engineer and project manager, I attend meetings and write, I sign requisitions and valuations, I write entire pages of instructions. With pen and paper.

I do not, DO NOT use AI for emails, even though I totally can. I compose my emails myself. I used Claude to do some tedious tasks, like repetitive stuff on Excel, and sometimes to outline some documents, but I personally flesh them up.

I like to think I'm pretty smart, and I don't want to be dumbed down by AI. I think AI is a drug. The elite want to get people hooked on it, then they start charging big bucks for it.

I don't know how people won't write, o, but I understand a lot of people don't really write anymore. A lot of them even use that annoying phone shorthand, full of stupid abbreviations and emojis.
EducationRe: IN ALL HONESTY: How Would You Advise This Classroom Teacher? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:30pm On May 25
In her shoes, I'd allow him sleep.

Then, when he wakes up, I'll talk to him. I'll ask him how he's feeling, if everything's okay, if he's sleeping well at home, how he comes to school in the morning....

Stuff like that.

It's good to understand what will.make a little boy drop off to sleep like this.

Understanding is the non-negotiable first step towards dealing with a problem.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Jr. Marries Bettina Anderson In Bahamas Wedding by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:28pm On May 25
ClassicMan202:
Na DT pikin old like thishuh
Which pikin?

You mean Barron Trump?

That one is only about 19 years old, o.

This one is an older son by a former wife.
BusinessRe: Coscharis Expands Into Japanese Manufacturing With Izumi Acquisition by Jeezuzpick(m):
betshopagent:
nothing tribal about what he said. Just like a Yoruba man saying Omo oluabi. Kill the hate in your heart.
Omoluwabi is actually not a sectarian connotation.

It simply means a good, well-behaved, well-rounded person, doing good things in his community, in his own way, big or small. It may be a star athlete, or a good Samaritan who helps save accident victims. It's like saying "Onye oma" in Igbo.

We can call an Igbo.person Omoluwabi if he proves himself to be one. You don't have to be Yoruba to earn our respect.

A thief or a thug may be more Yoruba than Oduduwa himself, he's not an Omoluwabi, because he's a criminal.

I hope you get it.
CareerRe: How Much Is A Good Salary In Present Day Nigeria? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:26am On May 24
LordBiden:
What kind of bullshit post is this?

You earn 1m monthly and still don't have up to 3m in savings?
Have you asked where he lives, or more importantly, where he CHOSE to live?

Most people who earn such amounts people live in Lagos, Abuja, or Port Harcourt. Where they live in those cities can sap most of what they earn.

Earning N1m per month in Ibadan or Osogbo means a family man can save at least of that amount with good planning. Lekki or VI? Na these go end am.
EducationRe: 15 Courses In Nigeria Where First Class Is Not Optional by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46pm On May 23
Imindmybusiness:
You missed one useless course that I see the students stress themselves so much over for nothing. In my undergraduate days, I had a neighbour that studied the course and this guy was always stressed and sometimes he went to school on Saturday while we were playing football in the lodge. I'm talking about Theater Arts. If you get admission for that course, you better go learn handwork than waste your time.
A good theatre artist who is unafraid of exploring new horizons can become a multimillionaire easily these days, with all the skits and shorts all over social media.
PoliticsRe: "Tinubu Govt Added More Debt In 2 Years Than Nigeria Accumulated In 55 Years" by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:42pm On May 23
garykoeman:
Tinubu or not am already favoured.

Nigeria is a country where you can be successful if you re not lazy or lack focus.
The bandits are also very hardworking and focussed......all it takes to wipe out a man's success if for bandits to take hold of his wife or kids, and he'll liquidate all his assets just to get them to safety.
Now they have mortars, which means they can bombard a town from mikes away before coming in to plunder the inhabitants.
This is also Nigeria's reality. Favoured or not, if one is unsafe, one should be concerned.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Poland: Lewandowski Confirms Availability To Face Super Eagles by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:16am On May 23
dominique:
Seniorman no wan retire. What's even the point of the friendly? It's not like either team is going to the world cup
How.many years e take serior Ronaldo?

Lemme help you: -3.5 (minus three and a half) years.

Lewa is 37 years old, while Roro is 41. Yet Ronaldo still dey play.

Mow many years e take senior Messi?

The answer is: - I year, 2months (minus 1 year, 2 months).

Lewa is 37 years old, while Messi is 38. Messi still dey play.

Do I need to add anything?
HealthRe: 31-Year-Old S.A Woman Suffers Medical Condition Causing Her To Age Rapidly (Vid) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:15am On May 23
faithfull18:
This is serious oh, hmm....... How do you start looking 50years older overnight, God abeg.
Did you say 50 years?

Try 80.
SportsRe: Onuachu’s Brace Fires Trabzonspor To Turkish Cup Glory by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:01am On May 23
12345baba:
really? He looks so lazy while playing
Toh......"lazy appearance" versus the actual numbers.

It is well.
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Abandons Tinubu’s City Boy Movement, Deletes All Related Posts by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:58am On May 23
Ofunaofu:
The city boy movement ish had terrible aesthetics
Anything at all, once it's linked to Tinubu's 2027 reelection bid, instantly inherits bad aesthetics.
Ever since "renewed hope" showed its true colours, all efforts had been geared towards rebranding, and "city boy" was the best thing they could come up with.
What city people will identify with that?
Village dwellers are threatened by rampaging fulanis, city people are strangled by high costs of living and the new tax dragnet no one can escape from, and we will vote en-masse for our oppressor-in-chief because he's a "city boy"?
They should continue, o.
Wetin me sabi sef?
PoliticsRe: Lagos APC: What Desmond Elliot Should Learn From Hakeem Masha’s Political Fate by Jeezuzpick(m):
mohbadliveson:
https://www.thecable.ng/lagos-apc-what-desmond-elliot-should-learn-from-hakeem-mashas-political-fate/
The party ain't telling this nigga shit!

If he won't lend himself some brains, let him keep banging his head on the wall, naa......

He'd better move back into Nollywood. Become an execute producer, or even a marketer.
PoliticsRe: Mudashiru Obasa's Outfit At APC Primaries In Agege (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:37am On May 22
hisexcellency34:
Lagos State House of Assembly speaker, Mudashiru Obasa's outfit trends
Dressed like a thug, therefore, dressed for anonymity, in case if kasala burst, e go merge enter the crowd of APC thugs.
PoliticsRe: 60% Of Tinubu Voters Feel Less Safe Under His Government – GAIN Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:23pm On May 21
Image123:
Ignorance reloaded
Yeah.

Yours, obviously.
RomanceRe: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:41pm On May 21
opicgif:
I am a married man with children

I learnt this the hard way

I am not judging her. I can never.
It’s just the truth of life I am sharing with a young man.

Understand this
He called her a church girl
He has already placed her somewhere in his head
He has approached her as church girl

So she is reciprocating that image to him by asking all those irrelevant questions


One of the reasons married women cheat is because they are not friends with their husbands

Because the husband has boxed them as
- church girl
- homely girl
- quiet girl
- shy girl
- she doesn’t know much about cars, politics, anything at all


But when she goes to work,
there is a guy that talks to her like a human being
jokes with her about
big yansh
sexual talks
everyday regular talks


Omo
I don’t know how to explain
I wish everybody well
Married for almost 18 years, myself.

I learned from being in Church all my life that there are real good girls around. Much more than people would believe.

I also know that marrying a virgin is overrated. I know some who did, and are now divorced. Virginity does not stop a girl from being a psychopath. I just wanna drop it here for some virgin hunters out there.
PoliticsRe: 60% Of Tinubu Voters Feel Less Safe Under His Government – GAIN Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:59pm On May 21
Image123:
Na so e easy to drive trailer with mouth. Atiku and Obi held public office for 8 years, we saw how terrible they were.
Wehdone, Expert Trailer Driver.

Where is the place of governors in security?

Is the entire security apparatus of Nigeria not in the hands of the FG?

What has changed, from Anambra to Niger, Kogi, Benue, Nassarawa, and now Oyo?

Abi police no be federal again?

Military and Paramilitary no be federal?

Let's give the people you defined as "clueless" the Federal might, let's see if banditry and terrorism will continue.

At least they are not sympathetic to the terrorists. That's a good start.
PoliticsRe: 60% Of Tinubu Voters Feel Less Safe Under His Government – GAIN Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:20am On May 21
Image123:
Dem go still vote am again. Why? Because dem know say things go worse if dem allow clueless people like Atiku and Obi as oga. We no feel safe for GEJ or fPMB time. Na prayers we dey pray.
Tell me where your village is located. If it's anywhere in the NC, SW, NE, NW, even parts of SE and SS it can be overrun by bandits if APC continue in office. Me, o, I will take clueless people who will not allow innocents to keep on being slaughtered with impunity.

All it takes is to replace "rehabilitation" of terrorists with public trial and public execution by firing squad, and everywhere will become peaceful again. What we're seeing right now is the proliferation of terrorists due to the absence of real, painful consequences to mass murder, as encouraged by this government.
PoliticsRe: 60% Of Tinubu Voters Feel Less Safe Under His Government – GAIN Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:14am On May 21
Idiotas.

No be only "less safe".

Maybe they should vote him again in 2027, so that they will vote out APC when they feel like they're gonna FUHKIN DIE!
PoliticsRe: Thugs Now Fly First Class In Nigeria, Says Jonathan by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:11am On May 21
grin

Prezzido:
Peter Obi is the smartest politician in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Thugs Now Fly First Class In Nigeria, Says Jonathan by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:08am On May 21
DeepSight:
Looks like you have a strong dislike for that man.

I cant understand why given the overall quality of leadership in this country, especially what followed him.

I mean, I get his being weak, but what is the truth on two simple things since he left - security and economy - which has improved in 11 years since his departure? Not even the general was effective on security as everyone thought and he was also a sore disappointment on kwarapshin.

I mean I know your opinion already but you kinda make out like he was the worst thing we've ever known.
Thank you for getting the that he was weak and not assertive at all.

What you don't get is, the weakness led to Bubu coming in!

Why didn't he listen to Obasanjo when the Boko Haram issue started flaring up?

Why did he appoint a Northern Muslim as INEC Chair? Would Bubu have smelled Aso Rock if someone akin to WIKE had been INEC Chair? grin grin grin grin

See, ehn.......Jona dropped the ball. Bubu and Bulabaa snatched it, grabbed it, and ran with it, but he dropped it first.

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