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SeeWahala:
This can only happen in bayelsa state 😁

Ditari of NL, na your paa be this oo 🤗

Bayels pipu and name, eeeeeeeh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don' hear of "Bonus mark", "Fine face", even "Good luck" sef.

Naming a helpless baby with the SURNAME of a football star.

You're giving a boy the name of an entire family?

Talk about ignorance!

Why not just name him Lionel?

thesolutions:
With yam that big, it's a no no. It should be diced in smaller bits.
Yam and beans porridge is key. But beans and potatoes is keyer.

Depends on the age of the yam.

New yam can go in bigger bits because it's softer.

This food with fried fish, sha........

Svoboda:
Infamy is still part of the game. In that case, What'd you say about maradonas Argentina?

Argentina has been dirty for a very looking time!

I was shocked when I watched a video about they're first WC win, a final against Peru. It stated that it was later revealed that the Peruvian players were all heavily bribed to throw the match.

Their second? Handball goal my Maradona.

USA 94? Maradona was on drugs.

2022?

Penalties awarded to them in almost every game.

You know it's a problem when even Oyibo people start digging around.

Some even went far as to look at the stats of Barcelona/Madrid.

MrBadNews:
All this cry babies Penaldo Fans

You had to go and make it about Ronaldo......

If you believe it's about Ronaldo and Messi, I have a suggestion for you, to test your theory.

Go and start your own "Keep Argentina in the WC" petition, let's see how many people will sign it.

Bandit checkpoints loading.

Congrats, Nigeria!

Shellsploit:
And that was how a passenger forgot dji phantom 4 drone in korope bus heading from akwa to onitsha. Dude allowed driver put the drone which was encased in a flight case inside the vehicles boot. Dude got down at his designated bustop with earpod glued to his ears and forgot the drone. 15mins later, dude shouted .... Ah forgot my drone in the bus i boarded from akwa...
I felt for him!

Chai!

A drone!!

I have forgotten my 2 phones in a car before.

I got off at Galadima in Abuja, the car zoomed off, and my phones were gone!

Thank God my brother was also in the car, going to Kubwa. I quickly got one suya guy, gave him some money for card, used his phone to call my bro to pick the phones for me. He did, dropped, and came back to hand me the phones.

Omo!

It was quite the experience!

It's always good to have some phone numbers committed to memory in case of emergencies.

Mehn! I feel for this babe, o!

If you've experienced the panic before, you'll understand.

LibertyRep:
Police got themselves a vital accessory to unlock some other crimes.

Hope they won't bungle it.

They just did.

9 more char

Daz y her brezz don dey relocate go her waist......How many rich man pikin dey use TikTok chop?

[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=140108409]

"No matter how nice a widow is, don't ever sleep with her. There is no single widow on earth because every widow is married to the spirit of her late husband. If you sleep with her, that spirit will come after your source of income. You can go and ask people who have been… pic.twitter.com/9qjwKHrRsg

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) July 22, 2026

about a single girl whose boyfriend died?

Mmmmmmmmm?

Didn't widows get married, even in the Bible?

Where do these pastors pull their teachings from?

Their arseholes?

omenka:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DbF_ASBN9jN/?igsh=cHlwZWthdGw1N2Fu

Hmmmm......

I guess he's got a price.

Hope Prof Oti's risk won't end up being in vain.

One of England's most memorable coaches.

There was a time he was rumoured to be coming to the Super Eagles.....I was so excited. Too bad it didn't happen.

RIP, Mr. Keegan.

Dpsychologist:
2026 WEALTH UPDATE GUIDE - NIGERIA EDITION 🇳🇬

WEALTHY: Above 5 Billion Naira
VERY RICH: 1 Billion - 5 Billion Naira
RICH: 500 Million - 1 Billion Naira
AVERAGE: 200 Million - 500 Million Naira
GOD DEY DO AM: 100 Million - 200 Million Naira
ON GOD: 50 Million - 100 Million Naira
GOD DEY: 10 Million - 50 Million Naira
E NO EASY: 4 Million - 10 Million Naira
WE DEY PUSH: 1 Million - 4 Million Naira
OMOoooo: 500K - 1 Million Naira
SAPA: 100K - 500K Naira
SAPA PRO MAX: 50K - 100K Naira
SHEGE: 10K - 50K Naira
GOD ABEG: Below 10K Naira

What are the ranges based on?

Total worth?

Current account balance?

Annual Income?

Someone's account balance may be low right now, but he may have assets, a well-paying job, or maybe he just purchased stock for his business, or has deposited his staff salaries, as a responsible employer.

I know it's most likely a joke, but, still it's about real life.

Tupacx:
na you get poor understanding

from what you wrote here here you still concluded he was working for a politician?

He is the politician himself. English hard, I know.

Chai, who do you dis tin?

Go back to my first post.

That's exactly what I said, man!

FSBoperator:
So which politician was he working for ?

Can you indulge us by providing who you think he was working for .

If you read the article, you would have known that he killed a man for "having the temerity to run against him in the Parliamentary Elections".

No be politician dey run for election again?

Shedrack777:
I don't know how powerful he was then to have killed 400. Government backing is involved

Of course!

From what I read above, the man was a politician.

I can say it with some certainty: most "successful" Nigeria politicians today have a string of murders in their wake.

RichBoy247:
Listen to a senseless security man giving out sensitive national information

National information?

How is this information national?

Eba50:
burkinabe president na netanyahu brother

Did you watch the video?

I do not think you did.

At least, watch it, read the subtitles, then compare Traore to Bibi again, and see if you're correct

IamAtAnger:
This news won't sit well with some people. Dem go say na staged

Definitely not staged.

The bastards are now surrendering when they are supposed to be shot on sight, and the soldiers are not shooting them.

Later, we will hear "repented and reintegrated".

Note that the one guy in Rivers that was arrested was named, while not one of the Northern terrorists was identified.

Stephen0mozzy:
Delusional you.
When it goes in the favour of Argentina una go say favoritism. When it doesn't una go say "Thank God".

Messi fan here... But I've honestly stated that Argentina played rubbish, maybe na fatigue or something, but there was zero will to play anything.

If it was Spain that played like the Argentines, these Delulu fans go say Fifa rig am make Spain play rubbish so Argentina can win.

It's good you declared you're a Messi fan. However, this is not just about Messi.

No be today Argentina don dey do wuruwuru.

1n 1994, Maradona used DRUGS in the World Cup. He tested positive. He was probably using drugs even before, how are we to know?

However, he tested positive, nothing happened to him. He should have gotten like a heavy ban, or something.

in 1986, Maradona "scored" a goal using his hand in the World Cup. The goal stands till this day.

1n 1996, Ariel Ortega clearly took a dive when Taribo West chased him in the 10-yard box. Didn't touch him.

Penalty.

What of Messi's clear card-worthy offense that was overlooked? Clear fouls against Salah that were not penalised?

No be today, o.

The last time I admired Argentina was in Mexico 86, but I quickly lost that respect when the handball goal was exposed.

Kirchoffs:
You go wail tire , your fraudnaldo has no worldcup. He can never be considered the GOAT. Messi has completed football since 2022

I don't even watch football anymore.

Haven't for many years.

I didn't watch a single match in this, or the last World Cup.

I am no fan of any player, team, or club.

I just hate cheats, and cheating.

DeltaBachelor:
Chai ! Sore losers. It is not even up to 4 years that they last won o

That win sef, na SCAM!

They were being given penalty kicks left and right.

They got penalties in almost all their matches.

ReacherSaidNoth:
Messi the rat, such disgusting behavior. Cucurella barely scratched his mouth for two seconds

Less than a second!

Messi is a right little stinker!

geoworldedu:
All these happened during the game na. What's bad there? Argentina were playing with a man down, they will normally do anything to make sure they have equal numbers of players on the field na.

Ronaldo fans eh

Have you ever seen such a call for a red card before?

The guy didn't even cover his mouth. He touched his lip for like a second, took it off, and kept talking to Messi. He didn't even appear aggressive or confrontational. He seemed cordial, even respectful.

The next thing....boom!

Give this guy a red card!

Imagine if some man had married his Mom and helped raise him to be a good person, and encouraged his musical career.

That "simp" would be celebrated today as a good man, while the idiot sperm-bank of a "biological father" died without ever seeing him again.

Before y'all come here and write rubbish, lemme just tell you that Eminem himself has done the same thing!

His Dad abandoned him, but he adopted another man's child by his ex-wife Kim, and is raising her as his own.

nlfpmod:

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7663276177016114465?_r=1&_t=ZS-986X2nH2zLc

“I slept with three guys in a day, The guy that d!svirgined me, my Ex and my boyfriend. One in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at the night”🙆‍♂️

— Nigerian lady, Rhennie pic.twitter.com/WDQ0GkpmXs

— DAMI FOREIGN🥶 (@TheDamiForeign) July 17, 2026

She may be catching cruise. Or she really meant it?

Are her parents still alive? Won't her family see this viral video?

She don GBIM at 20! Years!

agulion:
It seems nobody knew about NDC until Mr Peter Obi joined

NDC is new.

It was most likely formed specifically for this.

treesun:
https://punchng.com/poverty-threatens-79-of-nigerians-despite-reforms-world-bank/

Despite reforms, or because of "reforms"?

This stuff is getting out of hand o.

Gbaja-gate; intermediary dead in hotel fire, and now this?

Zonefree:
What was the guy expecting after forcing himself on the girl? That the innocent girl would come back for more content creation lessons?

Make them just shoot this guy. That's the only judgement that will make sense to me.

They cannot shoot this kind of person, naa....it is the person who went to collect parcel without knowing it was a pistol that they can rush and shoot, even when he begged them to investigate.

[quote author=yungpowers post=140035427
He's yet to turn 50,
He is 49[/quote]Bro!

I know him. If he's claiming to be 49, it's real football age.

He was in 1991 graduating set from my secondary school, and he wasn't 14 when he graduated