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iwaeda:
There is spike in drug trafficking since lord Chicago came online.

Diswan sef pass trafficking!

Na confam PRODUCTION Naija dey now o!

Manufacturing!

obembet:
If you can remember the name of this movie just by looking at this picture, then you’re a real OG

Give me another movie that’s even more brutal than this one, and you’ll get free subscriptions for the next month. 😈🔥

Good afternoon boss @39kousin pic.twitter.com/WQXH2oiJWl

— obembet (@obembet2015) September 22, 2026

Cyborg, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

That guy was a real, confam arsehole!

Tied Van Damme's babe and younger friends to a rope, suspended them over a well, and handed him the rope!

Poor guy held on till his arms got tired and he had to let go.......they drowned.

treesun:
This is shows Atiku is really prepared, Nlfpmod!

He just added flesh to the same point so eloquently raised by Rufai on Arise TV, when he declared that the FAAC allocations being trumpeted by the APShits were a scam.

Anyway, he's free to plagiarize!

kpankpangolo:
We go soon hear the inevitable. I mentioned it in a similar thread, one Nairaland child wey dey fail UTME steady was asking nonsense questions.

Someone in the US made a TikTok conspiracy video once, about how one legend dies each time Beyoncé has a career milestone. They were speculating who's gonna die after "Cowboy Carter" got all the accolades (which I don't even get, by the way, that song's crap, IMO).

It seems that it may be this Baba if he doesn't calm TF down!

This Bàbá should finally retire, mbok!

Haba d'Allah! Torí Olórun!

Over 70, he still dey perform!

S'ógun layé ni?

Does he wanna tell me he doesn't have millions of Dollars stashed away?

He should not goan kpai on stage, fa!

budaatum:
Sounds like Dangote raised very strong women.

With strong faces.

helinues:
Ladi would eventually make people to have sympathy for Yayi with this his method

Yayi's votes will increase with this your tactics

Imagine this Ladi is not even interested in telling the Ogun people what's going to do differently apart from chasing Yagi's shadow

Show sympathy to a thief?

If he's truly a thief, and then people foolishly vote for him out of "sympathy", then they will get what they deserve.

femi4:
Charley boy was in the studio with them

Well planned skit...baba flow with the show

You think OBJ is scared of anyone in this country, that he cannot speak his mind?

Even when Abacha wanted to kill him, he remained calm, through all the suffering. It's now Charlie Boy being present that will make OBJ not say what he feels?

He can even stand up and knock Charlie Boy on his head if he felt like it.

Plentydreams:
This girl I barely resumed talking to her and I decided to gift her 15k in naira for her breakfast and she sent me,"good morning thanks" should I be concerned, because the proper culture of an African is supposed to be with proper gratitude,note that I am not asking her out,we have known for a while but I only felt like gifting her.


PS; this is only for the Yoruba's culture

Now she's gonna read it live on Nairaland!



Way to go, Bro!

BlindAngel:
It's been 4.1mpg within the past 11 months and counting, it showed 6.4mpg two day's ago in which i was surprised and i snapped it, and now it's presently displaying 4.4mpg.

Haaaa!

6.4 miles per gallon?

For those whom don't know, a gallon is approximately 4 litres, meaning the car covers 6.4 miles (less than 11km) with 4 litres.

Meaning it burns 40 litres on a 110km trip.

There's fire on da mountain!

Worryingly:
I always thought fatal accidents involving buses this size were pretty rare, given how big and sturdy they are except, of course, when the bus ends up plunging into a body of water.

Looking at the bus, there doesn’t even seem to be any major structural damage from the impact, apart from the shattered windows. So how did so many people end up dying?

The impact caused the damage to a steel structure as you can see in the pictures.

Take a little time to imagine what the same will do to human bodies.

Can you see your slight error in comparison?

Nadingo:
With N500k, you'll get a UK used Pixel 8 pro

He can add small money and get a Pixel Fold.

Love800:
I really appreciate.

Late Pa Orlando Martin (pic below) co-starred in "The Hasty Heart" (1949) with Ronald Reagan, who would later become the President of the United States.

Reference:
Yeah, watched this a long time ago. One of the film adaptations of Frederick Forsyth's iconic, grounded storytelling.

Didn't quite like the novel or the film adaptation (I preferred its predecessor, 'Wild Geese') but it was nonetheless a very poignant take on the darker parts of Africa and the terrible toll it took from post independence imperialism.

Jacobs was a legend no doubt.

I watched both "Wild Geese" and "Dogs of War".
Movies were much deeper back then. It was about the story.

Love800:
Is like olu Jacobs is the first nigerian actor to feature in Hollywood movies.

Nope.

One other man acted with former US President Ronald Reagan link before Olu Jacobs.

ForensicAngel1:
You still no dey see wetting dey your front

Anywhere you see bandit attack, mass abduction, village ransack

Check

Only 2 things

A.. illegal mining/smuggling

B. Full blown drug syndicate

We are saying the same thing from different directions.

Fatbam003:
Lol. NDLEA will be happy and boosting with full chest after apprehending oyinbo criminal

Someone who can walk free without even an arraignment?

Let's follow the case and see if he will be charged to court.

Mexyz:
What's with the new discoveries of Mexicans flooding our forest for drug businesses

Bandits dem no go see these ones to kidnap o!

They are probably having meetings together like in Tulsa King or Breaking Bad.

Is anyone surprised?

Probably.

Anyway, I hope this one won't be allowed to get out of control and turn into the runaway freight train that kidnapping now is.

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/no-more-white-elephants-projects-tinubu/

What of the "NOT-COASTAL "coastal highway"?

QuinQQ:
She's pretty enough

How do you know?

With her mouth as if she just finished drinking melted butter! 🤢

QuinQQ:
Hypergamy! Hypergamy!! HYPERGAMY!!!
That's our unbreakable law as women!
So, no mind am. She's looking for a certain kind of man, NOT just man!

She's not even "pretty".

She's just full of makeup.

She might even be shapeless under that gown.

Anywhoo, desperate, hungry guys are welcome.

Food is ready

chimex38:
It's actually difficult to be the richest man in the world without creating wealth to people as well.

Elon musk is definitely a wealthy man also.

Elon is responsible for making a number of people billionaires.

Zuckerberg, as well.

I don't know how many billionaires Dangote has created, but it's never too late to start.

enemyofprogress:
Credit: Anthony Egbuniwe

Certainly the "TRUTH-FULL-EST" of perspectives from "JAPA-ED" Nigerians.

Just know why you're leaving.

Some are regretting o, they can't say it out loud.

Others are enjoying, they are gatekeeping the fact, so their chances don't get choked by "competition".

Only God knows all.

Kalashnikov49:
The Guy said he is from Ibadan in Oyo State and was operating in EDO State.

They are now exporting their trade..this is interstate unknown Gun man.

That's an obvious fake identity.

Yeah, he may have been born in Oyo State and may speak the language, but look at his face.

Belurved1:
Grandchildren, no problem. Naa who they control the children? Naa who get the children? If you can't control your children or wives, then you have problem... serious one.

You don't know how wills work, do you?

You think to "will" something is just to use one's mouth to say it?

A will is a legal document protected by law.

If he wills it to the grandkids, it belongs to the grandkids. Period!

If they are minors, it remains untouchable until they become adults.

phemmie06:
Aide bi ti bawo......was he SA, or commissioner?

Governor aide with weaved hair.....what culture is he representing....
ogun or sango?

At lease that has a cultural precedence in Yorubaland.

Did you see the "SSA" to the Benue Rev'd Father?

happney65:
"Stoned to death ke"

As in won so ni oko paaa

Aha

They'd probably shot him first......you know how it goes, naa.

This is MURDER o......a whole king murdered.

Kalashnikov49:
Where is that CONTENT creator called Sunday IGBOHO with his IRU EKUN skit-makers?

Ask the Kwara State Governor what he said when Igboho said he was going to Kwara.

clockwisereport:
https://www.thecable.ng/bamanga-tukur-former-pdp-chairman-dies-three-days-before-91st-birthday/

This man was Atiku's Principal for may years.

Well........his watch has ended.

91 is a long time, indeed.

Emmagal:
Diamond Platnumz’s Ex Zari Says “Be Stingy With Your Womb” Avoid Single Motherhood – Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6qYyBlpCs?si=rGL_iBAGECPcNtg3
Diamond Platnumz’s baby mama, Zari Hassan, has shared a strong message to women about having children and the reality of becoming a single mother.

Zari advised women to be “very stingy with your womb,” warning them to think carefully before having children so they do not end up as frustrated single mothers struggling to raise their children alone.

Watch the video to hear Zari Hassan explain her message and why she is warning women about single motherhood.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DdGpVNUDsmb/?stkn=MXFiYm8weWczaXJqYQ==

Beautiful woman with handsome.man.

Both young, the future seemed bright.

Las-las nko? Na "EX" end am.

Let her advise her fellows......

Those who need her advice, know themselves .