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Health › Re: 24 Die After Drinking Herbal Substance In Ondo by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:03am On Sep 10
bewla:
This the reason I hate drinking any how
If someone must drink herbal drinks, let them.learn to.prepare the drinks for themselves.

Maybe na one terrorist do àgbo now, den rush go drink am!
Politics › Re: Mbah Unveils 7,000 Classrooms, 1500km Roads; Says Enugu On Course To Greatness by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:00am On Sep 10
CodeTemplar:
I have a village in Imo, Abia, Osogbo and Sokoto, all because of my views. You are free to speculate.
No speculation here. I'm airing my opinion in response to your post. grin
Politics › Re: Mbah Unveils 7,000 Classrooms, 1500km Roads; Says Enugu On Course To Greatness by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:57am On Sep 10
CodeTemplar:
Greatness is not by road network. This man is talking dust.
Yes oooo!

Monday Okpebholo and Dapo Abiodun are the best!
Politics › Re: Mbah Unveils 7,000 Classrooms, 1500km Roads; Says Enugu On Course To Greatness by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:53am On Sep 10
Most of those goons you see there are not happy with the governor.

Why?

He's not lining their pockets.
Health › Re: Cholera: NCDC Records 65,000 New Cases Only Enugu Has Zero by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:30am On Sep 09
LadyExcellency:
You forgot immunity is a product of exposure. Village children are now surviving better than pampered children.
E. Coli and Salmonella no sabi immunity,o.....they can infect you 100 times if you allow them 100 times.

You should even b concerned about resistance.
Politics › Re: NSCIA Alleges Religious Bias In El-Rufai’s Incarceration by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:19am On Sep 09
adenigga:
Source: https://dailytrust.com/nscia-alleges-religious-bias-in-el-rufais-incarceration
All concerned parties are not only from the same religion, they were friends in the same political party! 😂😂😂😂😂

To make such an insinuation is the height of advanced stupidity!!

This is POLITICAL, and nothing else!
TV/Movies › Re: Itele’s ‘koleoso’ Becomes Most-viewed African Film On Youtube With 141.6m Views by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:43am On Sep 09
Yemmysworld91:
Congratulations to him!

But I hope I'm not the only one who doesn't know anything about these movies grin
Anyways, congrats to Itele once again
Well......millions of people actually do know of the movies, and that's saying something.

Congrats to the dude.

I didn't know of him or his movies before now, either.
Health › Re: Cholera: NCDC Records 65,000 New Cases Only Enugu Has Zero by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:40am On Sep 09
Tabithatim:
NCDC praise Enugu's Zero Case

State govt doing the needful, no case hidden




https://thesun.ng/cholera-enugu-records-zero-amidst-65000-new-cases-this-year-ncdc/
Dubious "pure water" packagers.

People eating those sliced and diced fruit already packed and sold on the street.

Plenty people think they're neat but in reality, they're eating shitt......everyday.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Edges Obi By 1,067 Votes In 69,110 Person Oxford Metro Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:23pm On Sep 08
Okpebholo1:
The poll is largely accurate except for a few tweaks. I will swap Fct and Delta from tinubu to obi column and take cross river from Obi column. I will take Akwa ibom and nasarawa from Atiku's column and give him Jigawa and Sokoto
Another innacurracy is almost unforgivable......PETER OBI IS NOT THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF THE LABOUR PARTY!!

Makes one wonder if the whole thing wasn't cooked......
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tanzania President, Samia Suluhu Hassan Loses Husband by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:34am On Sep 08
ProfesawFred:
Tanzanian President Samia Suluhu Hassan has lost her husband, Hafidh Ameir Hassan, who died on Monday while receiving treatment at a hospital in Zanzibar.

The death of Tanzania’s First Gentleman was officially announced by Vice-President Deogratius Ndejembi, according to the BBC.

Ndejembi said Ameir had been suffering from a heart condition and died at 8 am local time on Monday at Emilio Mzena Memorial Hospital in Zanzibar.

The Vice-President added that funeral arrangements were underway in Kizimkazi, a village on Zanzibar.

Ameir, an agricultural academic, largely kept a low public profile and rarely appeared alongside his wife at official events.

He became Tanzania’s first First Gentleman after Samia became president in March 2021.

The couple married in 1978, before Samia entered national politics, and had four children — three sons and a daughter. Their daughter, Wanu Hafidh Ameir, is a politician and serves in Zanzibar’s House of Representatives.


Ruto: Samia has lost a lifelong companion

Kenyan President William Ruto expressed his condolences to Samia in a message posted on his X account on Monday.

Ruto said: “I have received with deep sorrow the news of the passing of Hafidh Ameir Hassan, husband of Her Excellency Dr Samia Suluhu Hassan, President of the United Republic of Tanzania,”

https://punchng.com/tanzania-president-loses-husband/#google_vignette


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9GZdKVW0a8?si=qsWd2Gn2khE7UsCD
Hmmmmmm......dis woman wey dey tie face like Adolf Hitler.......I hope say no be she kpai de man.......

RIP sha.......

Maybe if he don run as she turn Presido, e fit get chance of survival.
Politics › Re: Oyo Guber: Don't Vote For Those Lapping Themselves - Seyi Makinde by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:18am On Sep 08
HacheNoire:
Late night gibberish!

Like anyone gives a flying fvck about Seyi’s utterances!
Go to Ibadan and see what Seyi did, compared to "Mr. Constituted Authority" of blessed memory.

Unless the people have rocks for brains, they know who means well for them.
Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi Advocates Unity And Politics Without Rancour, Hails Makinde by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20pm On Sep 07
ajailer:
Is this guy sane at all? What does he take the people for? Na now I confirm that he is just a content creator cos what is the end of this thing, does he think power is like inter house sport where everyone hugs themselves after the competition
Yes oooooo!

He's a confam content creator!

Content creator wey go school, wey sabi in classmates and in classmates sabi am.
Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi Advocates Unity And Politics Without Rancour, Hails Makinde by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:15pm On Sep 07
DennisEche:
When is Obi joining Tinubu at his campaign ground
When pigs fly.

Because Tinubu would rather have Wike, Akpabio and Yeye Bello.

.....and Dr. Gadus "The Dollar man" Ganduje doing zanku legwork.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Makes Surprise Appearance At Seyi Makinde’s APM Campaign Office(photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:28pm On Sep 07
Stop lying.

It was planned.

Nothing like "surprise" anywhere.

A welcome development, yeah, but not a surprise.
Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie Rejects Offerings From Yahoo Boys by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24pm On Sep 07
gentility411:
Bro, pls with all due respect, I beg to differ. Yahoo get levelz ooo. Some very senior yahooboys wey get serious syndicate group worldwide fit buy some churches times 100. No be small local yahoo boys wey dey pick $1k dolls dey make noise online
Not the big pastors, Bro.

Do you think even Hishpuppi at his best compares to Ibieyomie?

E easy na im Yahoo boy no build University?
Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie Rejects Offerings From Yahoo Boys by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:33am On Sep 07
Yahoo boys don't have the kinda money big pastors see.

To make that kind of money, they need to sacrifice themselves.
Politics › Re: If You Don’t Vote For Tinubu, You Will Not Make Heaven Pastor Sparks Outrage by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:45pm On Sep 05
bmd1010:
“If You Don’t Vote for Tinubu, You Will Not Make Heaven” Pastor Sparks Outrage

https://www.hostelite.ng/if-you-dont-vote-for-tinubu-you-will-not-make-heaven-pastor-sparks-outrage/
See his fac like Agbèrò own.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UN Votes To Adopt New World Map That Shows True Size Of Africa by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:27am On Sep 05
Rubyjade:
Honestly, this may look like “just a map,” but it is much bigger than that.

For generations, many of us grew up looking at maps where Africa appeared almost comparable in size to Greenland. Meanwhile, Africa is roughly 14 times larger than Greenland. When you see that distortion repeatedly—in classrooms, textbooks, offices and on screens—it can quietly shape how people understand the world.

That is why I support the #CorrectTheMap campaign.

Africa does not need anyone to make it look bigger than it is. We simply need it represented as it actually is. Facts don't need propaganda.

And this is not about saying the Mercator projection was created specifically to insult Africa. It was designed for particular navigational purposes, and map projections inevitably involve distortions. But when one particular projection becomes the default way generations of people visualize the world, the distortions deserve to be questioned.

The Equal Earth projection offers a much fairer representation of the actual surface area of continents and countries. That matters because maps are not merely drawings—they are educational tools that influence how we visualize geography and, to some extent, how we understand our place in the world.

So yes, Correct the Map.

Not because Africa needs special treatment.

Not because Africa wants to rewrite history.

But because if the map is supposed to represent the world, let the world be represented accurately.

And perhaps the bigger lesson is this: sometimes the things we have accepted as “normal” for generations deserve to be questioned.

#CorrectTheMap #Africa #EqualEarth #Cartography #Geography
Yeah, they're gonna "correct the map", but that's for us, not them.

Airlines never misjudged distances because the real info has always been used for flight plans, not the fake Mercator system.

Even when entering survey data, I'm sure the real data has been entered into the software (both the CAD and GPS firmware), otherwise, our roads would end up short. I'm sure you understand.

We'll feel good about it, though, that's for sure.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UN Votes To Adopt New World Map That Shows True Size Of Africa by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:18am On Sep 05
ManirBK:
164 nations voted yes. The UK, France, Germany – all yes. Even former colonial powers said it's time to correct the map.
The United States? No. They called it "superfluous."
| The hypocrisy is breathtaking. A nation that claims to lead the world on human rights and equality – but when it comes to showing Africa at its true size, they vote no.
They say it's not necessary. But why? Because an accurate map doesn't serve their narrative?
Africa is 14 times larger than Greenland. That's not politics – that's science. And the US just voted against science.
The map is corrected. The US can stay on the wrong side of history. 🌍🇳🇬
Well.......I for one, have known for many years about the true size of Africa compared to the rest of the world, and, believe me, they all knew, and kept it as it was, even though they quietly used the real information for all flight data and GPS mapping.

The US called it "superfluous" because changing the map doesn't change much else, because the developed world has been using the real map the whole time!

Flight paths and plans, ETAs, fuelling of ships and aircraft, all have not failed because the real distances have always been used.

It's cool that kids will have new-sized maps to play with, that's all.
Health › Re: Just One Drink A Day May Increase The Risk Of Dying From Numerous Cancers by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55pm On Sep 04
Eba50:
na normal oh. come Onitsha and Oba, 2 months no go pass wey my gee for police no dey catch them
Chai!

And if market no dey, dem no go do am......na because pipu dey drink am naa!
Crime › Re: Kaduna Muslim Boy Leaks Videos Of Women He Hookup With by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:38pm On Sep 04
Marvieduke:
In Kaduna, a young Muslim boy has recently gone viral for a rather disturbing reason.

Allegedly, he has been bringing random women to his bedroom for hookups, filming them, and then uploading the videos on his social media to shame and embarrass them for being "easy."

This act has sparked outrage and raised important questions about privacy, dignity, and the consequences of our actions.

The first and most obvious issue here is the vi0Iation of these women's privacy.

Each person has the right to personal dignity and privacy, and the act of filming someone without their consent and then sharing it publicly is a blatant infringement of these rights.

These women, who perhaps made a momentary decision they may regret, are now facing public humiliation and the potential long - term damage to their reputations.

Moreover, this behavior shows a lack of respect and empathy.

Instead of understanding that everyone makes mistakes and that these are complex human situations, the boy has chosen a path of cruelty.

His actions can have a deep - seated psychological impact on the women involved, leading to depression, anxiety, and a loss of self - esteem.




Hisbah no go carry am cut off him gbola now, o....... BALTHAZAR of Kaduna.
Health › Re: Just One Drink A Day May Increase The Risk Of Dying From Numerous Cancers by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:36pm On Sep 04
Eba50:
calydon and ethanol wey dem dey use bathtub pour chemicals and water to react
grin

Mixed in a bathtub!

Some people will be drinking poison while looking down on people who don't!

No be wèrè be dat?

As I no drink, e no mean say I be weak man, e just mean say I wise.

Anyway, make all man go on colos be dat, abi?

Strong men wey dey take chemicals, over to you!
Romance › Re: HELP ME:A Guy Just Gave My Girlfriend 200k by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:56pm On Sep 04
Imalwayshorny:
My girlfriend went to school on Monday to do her clearance and a random guy just stopped her they talked and he gave her 200k to use eat because she told him she is stressed.

Mehn when she told me I was like omo guys day ooo I then collected 30k from the money
Will you call the guy a simp?
I'm here to tell you to stop lying.

Bye-bye!
Politics › Re: Why Oyo Student Sat On Sharafadeen Alli's Lap - Campaign Team by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:55pm On Sep 04
Akpakomiza2:
https://punchng.com/why-oyo-student-sat-on-apc-gov-candidates-lap-campaign-team/
If it was a girl that sat on his lap.........

Just say, "O ti lo.........."
Politics › Re: It Is Risky To Enter Tinubu Branded Car In The North (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:30am On Sep 04
CodeTemplar:
These northern folks are only tired of Tinubu partly because Atiku is now available and partly because the national cake is fast dwindling in output.
Very anyhow mentality.
Atiku was on the 2023 ballot, Bro.....we're you asleep back then?

APC used the Mu-Mu ticket to press their mumu buttons. Now the format no work again, as better hunger don format their brain.
Politics › Re: External Reserves By Nigerian Presidents- 1979 to Date by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:44am On Sep 03
OredoPikin:
Your opinion and your opinion is not fact.

Truth doesn't need your permission to be truth.
You either accept or you keep living in your own lies.
Whichever way that works for you.
Nagode
Lemme do the same search here to fact-check these "allegations".

I'll be back with a postscript.

PS: My search gave me different info. Conclusion: information out there varies widely, depending on how you direct your query.

However, I believe a combination of 2 of the top 5 best performing governors since 1999 is OK for Nigeria in 2027.

Politics › Re: External Reserves By Nigerian Presidents- 1979 to Date by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:28am On Sep 03
oloriokonbowa:
Please show us external debt from 1979 to date
grin

You want open their nyash?

Really, OBJ is the best of the lot, based on both metrics.

Well.......a quick AI search gave me the info below (I don't claim accuracy o!):

Olusegun Obasanjo (May 1999 – May 2007)

Foreign Reserves: $4.99 billion (May 1999) - $43.17 billion (May 2007)

National Debt: ₦3.55 trillion ($28 billion) (1999) - ₦2.42 trillion ($19.3 billion) (2007) (reduced via Paris Club debt cancellation)

Umaru Musa Yar'Adua (May 2007 – May 2010)

Foreign Reserves: $43.17 billion (May 2007) - $38.83 billion (May 2010)

National Debt: ₦2.42 trillion (May 2007) - ₦3.55 trillion (May 2010)

Goodluck Jonathan (May 2010 – May 2015)

Foreign Reserves: $38.83 billion (May 2010) - $28.56 billion (May 2015)

National Debt: ₦3.55 trillion (May 2010) - ₦12.12 trillion ($63.8 billion) (May 2015)

Muhammadu Buhari (May 2015 – May 2023)

Foreign Reserves: $28.56 billion (May 2015) - $35.14 billion (May 2023)

National Debt: ₦12.12 trillion (May 2015) - ₦87.38 trillion ($103.1 billion) (May 2023, including Ways & Means advances)

Bola Ahmed Tinubu (May 2023 – Present)

Foreign Reserves: $35.14 billion (May 2023) - $48.40 billion (Current / early 2026)

National Debt: ₦87.38 trillion (May 2023) - ₦149.39 trillion ($97.2 billion)

(2025/2026 data) (increase driven largely by naira exchange rate unification revaluations)
Career › Re: The Only Two People Doing Well In Nigeria Currently by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:21am On Sep 03
bigpicture001:
I never told u ,I knew their monies before they settle the road agents..

U mean the amount after work per day..they make more than 30k daily
I know they make money, but a good portion of it is gone before the day ends. There's a train of people driving the same vehicles as well. A lot of them only drive for a few hours.l, and someone else takes over.
Career › Re: The Only Two People Doing Well In Nigeria Currently by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:19am On Sep 03
bigpicture001:
Very true.....you forgot shuttle drivers, I mean commercial vehicle drivers
Those ones that settle police, VIO, LASTMA, FRSC, and agbèròs with more than half of their money?

Why do you think they're cranky all the time?
Politics › Re: Gusau: Solidarity walk for Tinubu's re-election, Yari's Campaign Council DG role by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:16am On Sep 03
Stephen0mozzy:
Nice outing.

I hope we'll not see a thread two days from now with people complaining that they ONLY got #1,500 after spending the whole day in the sun?

Meanwhile, "Solidarity Walk" is that the new name?
These ones will not complain.

They have been trained in advanced techniques for coping with extreme poverty.

They can even collect N500 for the job.
Nairaland General › Re: Man Destroys Wooden Shelves He Built After Receiving Quit Notice From Landlord(V by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:14am On Sep 03
RealityKings1:
He's just being destructive. All those wood work can be detached
He's really stupid.

Stuff he could advertise and sell successfully in Facebook Marketplace, and recover even more than fifty percent of his money, fa!
Business › Re: Why ₦1 Million No Longer Feels Like Serious Money In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:58am On Aug 31

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