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Health › Re: Ebola May Force Postponement Of 2027 Elections - NCDC by Jeezuzpick(m):
Uganda said they have no Ebola case, yet the APC FG said the person who has it brought it from there.

An intervention initiative headed by GBAJA, not a doctor or public health specialist.

Now, an excuse to postpone the elections?!?!?

So, how many people ACTUALLY have the disease in Nigeria?

We all know the answer is ZERO, but a deluded party will do what they want, and coat it in stupid excuses.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Harry Kane Wins 2026 Ballon D'or, Beats Mbappé And Lamine Yamal by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:39am On Oct 27
Denko2721987:
Harry Kane ke.. I no even understand the criteria for this obviously fluke award.. All the same, congratulations to him. How Robert Lewendoski wasn't given this award during this time among some others who deserved it during their time made me see the award as some fluke award..
The award should have been given to Messi.
Family › Re: Fatai Is 3rd Not First Child, Received 4 Flats, Other Benefits - Okoya Family by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:44pm On Oct 24
dominique:
As long as this son did not kill or attempted to kill somebody, baba should please make peace with him draw him back to the family. Age is no longer on both their sides o
One of the fallouts of polygamy, especially for a man with money, is that children are so many, they're a dime a dozen.

He can afford to not love one at all and even forget he exists, when the multitude of other kids are there, vying for his attention and favours.
Politics › Re: “why Are Doctors Leaving For Overseas? We Need Them Here, Says Tinubu (VIDEO) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:38pm On Oct 24
SecurityNgr:
The challenge now is whether improved welfare, better hospital infrastructure and sustained investment in healthcare can help reverse the trend.
Why did his own predecessor die abroad?

Why does he himself, go abroad for treatment?
Politics › Re: APC Supporters Slept At Kaduna Venue, Streets Ahead Of Tinubu Campaign Flag-Off by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:31pm On Oct 24
Eriokanmi:
This is a lie from the pit of hell. I read it on twitter and tiktok that they were rented crowd from other states They arrived the venue ahead of the so-called rallies in various buses. They had no place to sleep than the roadside. Which kaduna indigene will sleep on the road? Dem no get house where dem come from?
Maybe they love Tinubu so much that they came to sleep at the venue so that they will be the first to enter like Oyibos at Apple Store.

Réderède!

Ìranù àbàsà!!
Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi Caught Tinubu Aide Tope Fasua Spreading Fake News About Peter Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:27pm On Oct 24
helinues:
Professor of nonsense.

So the Sahara reporters that reported the fake news shouldn't be discussed about right?

We have told you people, your antics will hunt you back
Did you even read the post?

Come on!

Do yourself some good and read the damn post first!
Celebrities › Re: Jide Kosoko Laments Debt Following N300m Movie Cinema Loss by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:57am On Oct 24
He should ask for an installment from the amount the Tinubus paid for his soul.

Anyway, he may just be saying it so that people can relate to his suffering......the same people he alleged were already suffering before his master came to power.

"Before now, what were they eating?"

Very good, o!

That statement alone can make his movie bomb! All these guys supporting nonsense, why don't people just censor them by refusing to purchase their content or product?
Politics › Re: Wike Visits Fubara Behind Closed-Doors 2 Times In 2 Weeks by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:22pm On Oct 21
Wealthyonos:
Wike is playing power games. He is pretending to be weak to plant his preferred candidate. Once the elections are over and his candidate wins, you will see his true colors again.


Law 21 of Robert Greene’s book The 48 Laws of Power, titled: "Play a sucker to catch a sucker—seem dumber than your mark."
Wike doesn't know how to pretend to be weak. He's loud, obnoxious and overbearing m, 24 hours a day, Monday to Sunday.

I'm sure he hates what he has to do, and once he gets what he wants, IF he gets it, he reverts back to his crusty, abrasive self.

He wants Fubara to release cash for him to do his doings. He's promising Fubara, who is in the APC while he is not, a soft landing after his governorship, just to get Fubara to open Ribers' treasury.
Christianity Etc › Re: 15 Pastors Who Contributed in Destroying Christianity in Nigeria By Yemi Success by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:54am On Oct 18
Most of these attributes are found in many individual pastors, showing that they come in the same bundle.

It's hard for a Pastor to have only one of these.
Celebrities › Re: Jide Kosoko Dismisses Hunger In The Land, Speaks On Tinubu Administration by Jeezuzpick(m):
Karlovych:
The vulture griller thinks otherwise, hunger has been striking him like lightning since the Daura Dullardinhho mortgaged his destiny in 2015
Speaking of which, where's that character?
Travel › Re: Private Jet Loses Door Mid-air, Makes Emergency Landing In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:02pm On Oct 16
socoharley:
are you ok or has your medication finished.?
Why not address what he said, or do a little research?

Lemme give examples:

1. A plane has lost its roof before. The frickin' TOP HALF of the plane ripped off! It landed safely.

2. A pilot got sucked out of a cockpit window, and another crew member had to hold his leg to prevent him from falling off the plane, while the plane landed.

3. A woman has fallen from the sky in a plane crash while strapped in her seat. She survived.

See the pictures below, and ask whose meds really finished.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Mauled To Death By Tiger At UK Wildlife Park (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:56am On Oct 11
Kobojunkie:
My first question is, "How?" Did the tiger escape its confinement, or did the man walk into the tiger's cage? 😒😒
Both you and the person that liked your post need to read the OP, andook at the attached photographs.

Thank you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Orange Plague" EU Parliament Unveils New Naked "Donald Trump" Statue by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:04am On Oct 09
Will they decommission it after Trump leaves office?
Politics › Re: Do 140m Nigerians Live In Poverty As Peter Obi Claimed? ‎ by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:02am On Oct 09
"Na statistics we go chop?"

Said one old man revered as "The Master Strategist"

Now he's giving statistics that all is well.

The statistics that say otherwise, are the ones being fact-checked.

What of the FG's claim of economic growth?

When will you check those?
Fashion › Re: See The Young Pretty Lady That Opened A Multi-standard Mega Store In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:51pm On Oct 06
Nefort:
If it was a man I doubt you would make this comment. You sound jealous a woman is doing better than you.
You think?

When Hishpuppi was doing his thing, when Invictus Obi was gallivanting, you believe I supported them because they're men?
Fashion › Re: See The Young Pretty Lady That Opened A Multi-standard Mega Store In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:25am On Oct 06
No one will do any digging, to follow the money.

If na US now......IRS for do the needful.

Young girl from nowhere, not affiliated to big money, just shows up with a multimillion Naira edifice?

Money laundering things, possibly.
Politics › Re: Give An Example Of A Politician That Was Strong Like Wike Before ? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:53am On Oct 06
Odin13:
Mention the state governor wike installed aside Fubara ?
Adedibu installed more than one governor, in fact. He also removed at lease one.
Politics › Re: Give An Example Of A Politician That Was Strong Like Wike Before ? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:50am On Oct 06
Deepspirituals:
Give An Example of a Politician that was Strong like Wike before but now Silenced ,Rejected ,Brushed Aside , Irrelevant,Frustrated ,Ignored and Abandoned or facing the Wrath of Law .

Nigeria Political Atmosphere dey be like Na Me Dey there now ,I go dey there forever ,Before you know it ...Events Would Change Everything..

Wike .Step the Floor Small ,Small oooo .But Baba Oldest Whisky no go hear. .

It's well
So many were even more powerful and are now nowhere!

Adisa Akinloye
Busari Adelakun
Lamidi Adedibu
Olusola Saraki
Anthony Anenih
Dan Etete
Bamanga Tukur

Many, many more had been at dizzying heights of power and are now six feet under.

Abeg, add to the list.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Approves Death Of Nidal Malik Hasan By Firing Squad by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:43am On Oct 06
tuoyoojo:
This is the best treatment for these guys

Fire for fire

He that's lives by the sword should d*e by the sword
No shakement! grin

72 Houris loading......

They were nice to him, IMO.

What if they had sentenced him to drown in a tub of pig's blood?
Celebrities › Re: I’m a Yoruba Boy: My Mother Is from Ondo, My Father Is Lebanese- Ramsey Nouah by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:41am On Oct 06
Emusan:
See him speaking from both side of the mouth.

I'm a Yoruba and I don't think in Yoruba, does that make me not a pure breed Yoruba?
I tire for these people wey pack denseffs full Nairaland these days.

I think much more in English than in Yoruba myself. I do think aloud in Yoruba, though.......I can speak both languages fluently, read and write in Yoruba with all the marks. SO if i decide to be honest and say I think more in English, then I'm not Yoruba, abi?
Celebrities › Re: I’m a Yoruba Boy: My Mother Is from Ondo, My Father Is Lebanese- Ramsey Nouah by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:37am On Oct 06
obembet:
Nollywood actor Ramsey Nouah has opened up about his family roots, clearing up questions many Nigerians have had about his background.

For years, some people believed the veteran actor was from the Eastern part of Nigeria. But Ramsey Nouah has now shared a different side of his heritage.

He described himself as a Yoruba boy, born and bred in Lagos, with strong Yoruba roots through his mother According to Ramsey:

«“ I’m a Yoruba boy, born and bred in Lagos. My mother is from Ondo and my father is Lebanese. ”»

This gives a clearer picture of his multicultural background. So, Ramsey Nouah’s heritage combines Yoruba roots from Ondo State, a Lagos upbringing, and Lebanese ancestry through his father.

His background is another reminder of how diverse Nigeria’s cultural identity can be. For many Nigerians who have always wondered about Ramsey Nouah’s origin, this revelation may come as a surprise.

Yoruba boy 🇳🇬 + Ondo roots + Lagos upbringing + Lebanese heritage.

Reporting - obembe Tosin

Source: https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/2107176911231209769
This is for those who didn't know naa......

I thought everybody knew this since.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeffrey Archer Dies Aged 86 by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:33am On Oct 06
wolesmile:
His first novel I read was Kane and Abel.
Then on and on.

Him, Harold Robbins, Sydney Sheldon, John Grisham, Robert Ludlum, and many in that category I can't remember off hand for now. They became my toast back then in the 90s...
Add Frederick Forsyth to the list of greats.

For lighter reading, we can remember the ladies, Agatha Christie and Barbara Cartland. James Hardley Chase was a crazy goon, but his books were fun, light reading.

My childhood reading days were literally owned by Enid Blyton!
Phew!
That was one highly prolific writer!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeffrey Archer Dies Aged 86 by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:23am On Oct 06
eepeepook:
Who?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
If you were a lover of good books, you would know him.
Food › Re: Port Harcourt Hosts Garri Fest As Giant Drum Of Soaked Garri Takes Centre Stage by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:08am On Oct 06
erad:
Lets not forget most of those drinks are probably fake.
Hmmmmm......

Kidney issues loading......
Food › Re: Port Harcourt Hosts Garri Fest As Giant Drum Of Soaked Garri Takes Centre Stage by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:08am On Oct 06
saintopus:
Kai na the thing wey survived man pikin many years ago for UNICAL.
Alcoholic garri?

6 more c
Politics › Re: Oyewumi, Fadipe, Olaoluwa, Salam Other Accord Candidates May Lose Tickets by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:51am On Oct 06
Losing elections on a technicality, even if the people voted for you, choosing you over others.

Wonderful.

The only way to escape technicalities in electoral litigation is to dot every "i" and cross every "t". Yet, in the chaotic Nigerian political space, it is virtually impossible for a party to have everything done by the book.

In the end, it all boils down to what party has enough clout to set aside the legal process on a whim, namely, the ruling party.

They win all the time, on these things. They own the courts.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fatima El Mansouri Becomes Morocco’s First Female PM by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56am On Oct 06
NaijaphiliaBlog:
Fatima El Mansouri Becomes Morocco’s First Female PM

Source
If she plays the game well, she will last there.

Congrats to her sha........though she's there on appointment by the King and is mainly a puppet with masters who can remove her at the drop of a hat........anyway, here's wishing her the wisdom she needs to play the game.
Education › Re: Fake Professorship: University Moves Against Kila, Removes Him From Website by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:51am On Oct 06
enemyofprogress:
Mr Killer? Na which kind name be dat?
Act as if stuff cannot mean one thing in one language and something else in another.

In this case, you even went on to deliberately spell the name wrong.

Anyway, it is well with you.
Politics › Re: The Silence Of Governor Siminalayi Fubara by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:16pm On Oct 04
Kalulu44:
And that's why I said he won't be here during the out of office period. And all this you guys are insinuating is if Tinubu is re-elected o
I'm an Obi supporter, but I'm also a Nigerian.

The reality of a desperate ruling party is that people might need to be ready to die to get Tinubu voted out.

I hope to be able to vote on that day, and I will vote OK.

However, if, as I suspect might happen, APC squeezes themselves into Aso Rock again, Fubara better watch his back, if he tries anything funny.
Politics › Re: The Silence Of Governor Siminalayi Fubara by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:32am On Oct 04
Kalulu44:
The last time I checked, Governors still have immunity. Secondly, don't you think whatever efcc is coming for him for will affect Wike. Cus it's during Wike's tenure the indictment took place.
And don't you also think Fubara will have some dirty secrets of Wike having work with him for so long before he made him governor.
Think about all this too
It all won't matter when Fubara is out of office and immunity doesn't work anymore, which is the period I believe we should be concerned about.

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