Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,420 members, 7,954,662 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 05:49 AM

Jeezuzpick's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Jeezuzpick's Profile / Jeezuzpick's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 239 pages)

Health / Re: The Sex Act Almost Everyone Does That Could Be Fuelling Throat Cancer by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:18am On Sep 19
santaclaws:


You be animal? The same animals also eat their own feaces šŸ’© and placenta, so would you also eat ur own šŸ’©?

What's bad is bad pls. We have normalised many bad things cos of porn.

There are so many STDs today cos we are now doing abominable things in the name of sex, mainly because of porn. Anal SĀ£x, Oral SĀ£x, these things are abnormal and only fuel diseases.

No mind de animal emulator.

As e get sense reach, na to begin copy animal remain.

Make e go live for bush dey chop shit, naa.

3 Likes

Fashion / Re: 36-year-old Esperance Fuerzina Is Now The Most Tattooed Woman Ever. by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:40am On Sep 01
Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VcDgiTBUQU?si=zEiHZDGDbhiQHnoc

One record a Nigerian will not try to break.

Na only cooking we fit break.

PS: The pics are really graphic.
Education / Re: Students Of Military Secondary School Revolt Against Soldiers (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:36am On Sep 01
NewDelhi:

They don't have levels again. Come to oshodi, you'll see them using bikes to hustle passengers from oshodi to iyana ipaja. They basically dey do okada work to keep body and soul together.

Those guys are mainly imposters, friends or relatives of military men or discharged soldiers.

The Army sometimes seizes those bikes.

1 Like

Crime / Re: Dr Olufunke Fadahunsi Released By Kidnappers by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:32am On Sep 01
xpressionx:
If she decides to japa now politicians go she she no dey patriotic

Patriotic kee dem mama!

Dem dey patriotic, abi "self-triotic"?
Religion / Re: Will None Tithers Go To Hell? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:22am On Sep 01
TimiRume:
There is nothing like giving God a tithe in the new covenant. The new covenant demands 100% of us and our all. Everything we have now is God's. No such thing as 10% in this church age.

Very correct!

People don't understand that the abrogation of the old testament is a call to greater things, not lesser.

If in the old covenant we were asked to give a tenth, in the new, we should give even more.

Luke 6:38, in the words of Jesus Himself:

"Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again".

It has changed from "give 10% and some offerings" to "as you give, you will receive".

We have not been "set free" to go and "enjoy" our money as we like, but we have been invited to be good to others by giving, both to help the work. In the Church and to other people in need.

To this end, I submit, we are expected to give even more now than before.

The only difference is, the giving is not under the control of any man, pastor or otherwise.

No pastor may declare punishment on anyone because he or she did not give money to him or his "ministry". If indeed a person gives to God, He knows, and he will reward accordingly.

2 Likes 2 Shares

Celebrities / Re: John Cena Embraces Life Without Children by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:31pm On Aug 31
Rahkman:
This is why black men be taking all their sweet blondes because their men are either gay impotent or don't want children, can't wait to go collect my own white woman

Before or after expiry date?
grin
Celebrities / Re: John Cena Embraces Life Without Children by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:30pm On Aug 31
Politics / Re: Wike To Construct Under Ground Rail In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25pm On Aug 29
washmibili:
Why not let the existing train cover most areas in the city first.

Don't mind the madman and his mad supporters hailing him over nonsense!

Where is the space constraint that necessitates an underground line?

Where is the problem it will solve?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Issues Certificates To Corps Members Who Spent Service Year In Banditsā€™ Den by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:49pm On Aug 23
Sccarrr:
Some corpers right now

šŸ¤”service fr bandit den ....hmmmn
No monthly clearance,no CDs drama.

Omo, the potential is there, o!

Correct lamba for free certificate, just arrange fake kidnap, dey one corner dey flex. After, arrange release go collect certificate.
Politics / Re: Nonye Soludo Shows Off Cucumbers From Her Farm & Encourages Nigerians To Farm by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:52pm On Aug 14
lordm:
Imagine all of try having our private garden. Things will be cheaper o

How can people have private gardens when they don't own homes?

People living in Lagos apartments fit grow cucumber?

1 Like

Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha Celebrates His 51st Birthday by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:19pm On Aug 14
God1000:





Oya, football age pipu..... does he look older than 51?

Put him beside a 60 years old man and tell me if they're mates.
Sports / Re: Child Rapist Athlete Van De Velde Sobs In First Interview After Olympics Outrage by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:24pm On Aug 13
ElevationD:
Four years and he served just twelve months. Heā€™s exceedingly lucky. That should have given him life sentence.

Booing him would keep reminding him of the offence and add to his punishment. Again, it should serve as a reminder to him that rape is not accepted in all societies worldwide.

Except in places like Iraq, where they want to reduce the marriage age of girls to 9.

Boo them and they reply with a volley from their trusty AKs.
Travel / Re: David Solomo Becomes 1st Black Man To Hike All 282 Munros In Scotland (pics/vid) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:54am On Aug 13
ukaface:
Una forget to write him tribe, so that we can know the tribe that would need to take the glory o

Because I know say na Wetin some people for don check so that them
Go type ā€˜ omoluabiā€™ or ā€˜ Igbo to the worldā€™

It's either of the two.

Can never be a Harbowkey, since this is not quota system selection.
Education / Re: If I Collect Student Loan And Die, Who Pays My Loan? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:14pm On Aug 12
helinues:
What inspired your question?

Baba wan fake death japa.
Politics / Re: Protesters Raze APC's Office In Daura, Buhariā€™s Village (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:24pm On Aug 06
Truthissupreme:
grin

This is the first time in my life i am happy to share country with the north

Dem ready for tinubu and have drawn a battleline

They didn't do this in 8 years of Buhari misrule because he's "their own".

Nothing to be happy about here.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Protests: DSS Arrests Tailor Mass-producing Russian Flags by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:03pm On Aug 05
No worries

Spetznaz will come and save him.

grin

See his forehead!
Crime / Re: Madman On Rampage At Ebonyi International Market, Raping, Molesting Women by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:24pm On Aug 04
thesicilian:

Shame on all the people around.

If na Lagos, or Ibadan, that guy would be a literal barbecue right now.

1 Like

Sports / Re: Olympic: Anthony Ammirati Who Went Viral For His Manhood Breaks Silence by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:17pm On Aug 04
OLAADEGBU:


DAILYMAIL.CO.UK


So.....his DONKEY KONG denied him his DESTINY?!?!

1 Like

Foreign Affairs / Re: Shops Being Looted In UK As Protest Spreads by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:15pm On Aug 04
Obiedun:
So Nigerians dey learn from them?

Possibly, o....go and check......all protests in the UK Na with looting.

I think they invented looting.

1 Like

Foreign Affairs / Re: Shops Being Looted In UK As Protest Spreads by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:11pm On Aug 04
Obiedun:
I read it but looting of properties is my concern.

They always loot in the UK.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shops Being Looted In UK As Protest Spreads by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:33pm On Aug 04
Obiedun:
You said hunger caused the looting in Nigeria, what causes this one?

If you'd read the post, you'd know that three children were murdered during a mass stabbing.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Protest: Nigerians Are Sore Losers - Governor Dapo Abiodun by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:20am On Aug 03
COFFINSELLER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhQTIYwv26s?si=8QIHxHMPWhCERIX-
https://gazettengr.com/endbadgovernance-nigerians-are-sore-losers-says-governor-dapo-abiodun-backs-tinubu/

ELƉYƌƍ has smoked something cheap!

IS IT NOT IN THE NORTH and SOUTHWEST where most of his votes "allegedly" came from that there are protests?

Protest dey for East?

1 Like

Politics / Re: Oyo Residents Join Hardship Protest by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:52pm On Aug 01
Cajal:

Oyo wey 23rd of the land mass na arable land
Dey protest hunger

Fulani pipu allow den do farming?

If you know how farmland is being destroyed......
Politics / Re: Picture Of Protesters Marching To Ojota, Lagos by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:51pm On Aug 01
victorDanladi:

Unfortunately all the 3 major candidates promised subsidy removal and naira floating.
Tinubu is just quite unfortunate

Really?

Which other candidate would not jump at giving Dangote the crude he needed to end fuel importation?
Politics / Re: Bomb Explodes In Borno Ahead Of Protests, 19 Residents Feared Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:17am On Aug 01
Salewa97:
Na wa o.

This is the kind of chaos that follows when people decide to protest without a clear plan. Instead of addressing the real issues, they just scatter everywhere like headless chickens.

In Nigeria, protests are just a platform for people to display their frustration without any real change. The blood of innocent people is on the hands of those who incite these protests.

We have seen it before; the politicians are busy playing their games while the common man suffers the consequences. The people in Borno are paying the price for what? For a protest that won't change anything?

If the leaders truly cared, they would focus on protecting lives instead of letting people march around without understanding the risks involved. This is just a cycle of violence that leads nowhere.

Are you trying to relate the bomb blast with what you're terming "leaderless protests"?

Because no be today bomb don dey blow for Borno o......there are some guys doing that over there.......

Remember Boko Haram?

Yeah......those guys.
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Picture Of Onyeka Onwenu & Yvonne Chaka Chaka by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:25am On Aug 01
Shawarmagirl:
Take me back to those good old days when we use coin naira to buy things and still have change.

You're young!

I bought Nico sweet for 1kobo.
Politics / Re: Abubakar Momoh: Niger Deltans Have No Cause To Protest Against Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:39am On Aug 01
adenigga:

Source: https://dailytrust.com/Niger-Deltans-Have-No-Cause-To-Protest-Against-Tinubu-Minister

I take it this "Momoh" was asked by the Niger Deltans to speak on their behalf, right?
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Meets Bank Executives On The Newly Introduced Windfall Tax. by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:30pm On Jul 31
TimeManager:
First class accountant, he sabi the game.

-Kiss the truth!

You forget the part about being a thief leading a pack of thieves.

4 Likes 1 Share

Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Wipes Out Trumpā€™s Swing-States Lead by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:19pm On Jul 31
BadMaster:

You don't even understand the leanings of American media and you are commenting on what you don't understand.

So you mean the News outlets in the US are not controlled?

Joke's on you, son.

Where was Tucker Carlson working before he got terminated and landed on X?

The Fox News you're quoting up there, or another one?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Needs Support To Actualize His Policies ā€“ VP Shettima by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:40am On Jul 31
Chinkoalhaji34:
No be lie!

Unity go help us achieve wetin we dey aim for.

What are "you" aiming for?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Wipes Out Trumpā€™s Swing-States Lead by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:39am On Jul 31
SangoOlukosoOba:


Fox is now fake too šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

Don't join the sheeple, Bro.....no mainstream media company is free.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 239 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 47
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.