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Chess indeed. Saraki just castled by virtue of this recess. The rook must have been brought into the game and the king is safer now lol. If you know you know. BTW the king shouldn't move until the end game. The chap sound frustrated Tho.

This red caps were burnt sometime last year. Zombies everywhere

Ok

It's a long post though

wine

supereagle:
Our attention has been drawn to news making the round that UBTH JOHESU EXCO members were involved in a road traffic accident today 19.05.2018 on their way to Auchi in Edo state.

While there was indeed a road traffic accident:
** the victims are neither UBTH JOHESU EXCO
NOR MEMBERS**

We understand the desperation of the sponsors of this false news to always seek ways to score cheap points but we are saddened by the fact that they could descend so low as seeing the pain and anguish of the accident victims as something to be celebrated to the extent of uploading the pictures of this NIGERIANS IN PAIN to the whole world.

I want to state here again that this news is not correct as no UBTH JOHESU MEMBERS were involved in any kind of accident today and we shall by the GRACE OF GOD NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY.

We want to advise ARD/NMA members to always check their facts and avoid rushing into conclusions so as not to continue spreading falsehoods to the general public.

They could have asked questions and get correct answers before painting the social media red with this lies.

I advice the NMA to avoid wishing JOHESU MEMBERS evil as evidenced by the way they celebrated this falsehood on the social media.

WE WISH THE VICTIMS OF THIS R.T.A A VERY QUICK RECOVERY.

WE ALSO APPEAL TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC TO PREVAIL ON THE MINISTERS OF HEALTH AND LABOUR TO QUICKLY PUT AN END TO THIS STRIKE BY DOING THE NEEDFUL.

GOD WILL CONTINUE TO PROTECT JOHESU MEMBERS.
OUR DEMANDS ARE LEGITIMATE.

GOD BLESS JOHESU.

OSIGBEME AUGUSTINE
Chairman, NANNM UBTH

Lol. Johesu playing politics with everything even human lives. You will even deny your own members for salary increase. Truly the love of money is the root of all evil.

HaneefahRN:
Spreading falsehood. No JOHESU member was involved in that accident. May God grant healing to the people who were actually involved.

Hmmm johesu nairaland chairman (lady) has spoken.
Well I have even seen a johesu-ite that presented very late for the management of her dka because of johesu strike.

Bolowolowo:
Na wa o, if those doctors weren’t on strike, they would’ve been able to treat themselves

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DABMarkNig2019:
it's okay...I've given up so you're the winner since you're all knowing. don't quote me again oga bikonu.
congratulations.

I can see you are happy to see me mention pharmacists. I mean senior pharmacists{profs}. They beefed us even as teachers but lippincot and katzung are so small.

DABMarkNig2019:
You probably went to a school that doesn't offer pharmacy as a course so your pharmacology lecture is probably a pharmacologist so we understand...there's equally rivalry between us...Some even claim they have a better knowledge of pharmacy more than us so we understand.

Lol. My pharmacy school is probably older than urs. and we don't have pharmacologists as lecturers. Just very few doctors and pharmacists. Profs

emekatheo:
Google always giving you half information. Thanks to Google but listen let me teach you for free. Paracetamol underGoes gluroronidation and sulfation to its conjugates (which I won't tell you) and these make up 95% of the excreted metabolites.
However there is an alternative pathway which makes up the remaining 5%. It is the cytochrome p450 dependent glutathion conjugation pathway. I won't tell you the name of the metabolite so you can ask Google again and learn. So what you typed up there is trash.

Have you heard of Acetylcysteine and Methionine? Mr. Doctor!!

Nice one mr. But how does this help a patient. Btw we know more than this. my pharmacology lecturers admitted medical students perform better than pharmacy students in pharmacology.

[quote author=emekatheo post=67678181]Answer it 'PROFESSOR KNOW ALL'. Quack doctor. It's still basic pharmacology question of common paracetamol you prescribe everyday. Which medical school did you finish from please? I pity patients that come to see you. Which hospital do you even work in?[/quote
But bro how does the mechanisms for elimination of 1g pcm help to save patients lives? no wonder pharmacists are limited to dispensing drugs and aba boys do better in drug biz.

Amarabae:
I overheard one deluded dokinta saying that amidst the ongoing strike ,that johesu people bring their relatives to the hospital for doctors to treat.
I laughed so hard.
Deluded shegoat.
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The only doctor that knows things about health more than me is a SURGEON.
apart from that ,no graduate nurse or pharmacists or lab scientist that can't treat his or her relations very well if really the person knows his or her worth.
Many nurses are in private practice ,managing many sick patients in homes very well.
Nobody or no profession has a monopoly of knowledge,
The health sector outside Nigeria are evolving.

I would so have believed you if I haven't just seen a johesu member, a nurse, die from dka because of ur so called strike ko pride. Give honor to whom honor is due.

JohnNU:
Hello Medical Students, please i need your advice, I am from Benue State and wants to read Nursing but presently i am confused about which University to choose between UNN and Unijos. I am desperately in need of your advice (JAMB cut offs, SSCE requirements, School Fees etc.) comparing the two.

Ok.. jamb cut off is 200 I think, ssce is 5 credits in eng, mat, che, phy, bio; school fees unn about 113000 naira in all(including acceptance , accommodation and all), unijos is 60k or 75k or 125k depending on ur hostel preference. 45k if u don't want hostel etc. I'm only sure of unijos pls and I just gave minimum requirements.

MrHandsome2013:
i have a very thin hips, flat butt and slim stomack...my friends told me that is coz i dont sex that is why they have refused to grow....they say that once i start having regular sex they will start growing...pls i want to know how true is it cos i am tired.....each time i want to tucki in...i will wear like 4- 5 boxers to make my butt apear well....pls help me...
From chima

my advice, hit the gym, build ur torso and look like a real man. ikebe na babe thingy. But if you are a gay, be the masculine gay not the feminine gay lol. Big torso and tiny waist implies strength just like the king of the jungle.

Obainoneandonly:
d mofo is a dude

Oh my mistake. The dude got me confused aii. Thanks.

yea as a child you don't have those normally. They come with age. And stop using 4-5 boxers. You are making the thing expensive. I thought boxer is supposed to be for guys?

I almost believed, then I remembered today is aprilfool

My revenge. Buhari till 2023

nice post. however the APC will surely lose kogi, Benue and plateau.

Mathias2015:
Good day Drs in the house, please can anyone be of assist to my younger brother who is doing Remedial in ABU. I enrolled him to a hospital were he did auxiliary during the pass 2 years he was pursuing his admission into the university. The boy is very good that he can even do like 3 different surgeries without the supervision of a Doctor. The area of help am seeking for, was for him to be given the course of his choice which is medicine and surgery. Not at the end they give him a different one entirely due to Nigeria factor. He's doing well academically presently. So, what else should he do to scale through. Any useful advice is welcome. Can be reach on 08077011964

just buy him all medical books from anatomy, biochemistry, physiology, pathology, pharmacology, clinical medicine and surgery, let him read them very well then apply for mdcn license. he will cope bro.

Mathias2015:
Good day Drs in the house, please can anyone be of assist to my younger brother who is doing Remedial in ABU. I enrolled him to a hospital were he did auxiliary during the pass 2 years he was pursuing his admission into the university. The boy is very good that he can even do like 3 different surgeries without the supervision of a Doctor. The area of help am seeking for, was for him to be given the course of his choice which is medicine and surgery. Not at the end they give him a different one entirely due to Nigeria factor. He's doing well academically presently. So, what else should he do to scale through. Any useful advice is welcome. Can be reach on 08077011964

just buy him all medical books from anatomy, biochemistry, physiology, pathology, pharmacology, clinical medicine and surgery, let him read them very well then apply for mdcn license. he will cope bro.

the dullard is using you bro ganduje. why are u just telling us this now that 2019 is around the corner?

obj be like; no beef bro its just politics
pmb; I grab.

since the meeting is still ongoing gej can still make it.

my analysis is simple. Minimum wage is #18000 and world extreme poverty line is #680 daily. This means if you are jobless or earning less than #20000 monthly you are extremely poor. Infact if you are earning #50000 with 4 children and or other dependent you are still extremely poor. So 45% is way too low. Got to be 80%

you don forget your summary lessons be that

man u to win 1:0

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old news oga.

ok

LionDeLeo:

loosening of association or is it flight of ideas. I wish I coud quote the original poster lol

make I catch mysef say I vote Buhari again