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If you read that crap please summarized and quote me. Thanks in anticipation

TheBTCinvestor:
Pls is it addictive?

After saying you are getting addicted you are asking if it's addictive again?. Make somebody help me flog this teenager abeg

Things men do for love

Chadian president.

Nawa

This is a real case of use and dump. Don't ask me for details

But why the agbada? He couldn't afford a jersey?. Some one that is not buhari wants attention

2mNaira:
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To biologically select the sex of your baby, you must know the following.


1.X-chromozome spermatozoa,which produce baby girl, are tough, rugged and long lasting and stand much higher chance of surviving in adverse conditions. However, they are very slow and sluggish in moving.

2. Y-chromozone spermatozoa, which produce baby boy, are fragile, weak and short lasting and stand very little chance of surviving in adverse conditions. However, they are very fast and very rapid in moving.

3. Each drop of semen contains millions of spermatozoa.

4. The environmental constituted by the vagina and uterus are naturally hostile to the survival of spermatozoa whether X-chromosome or Y-chromozone so that, out of the millions of spermatozoa in each drop of semen, few or none survive talk less of reaching the fallopian tube.

5. Depending on several possible conditions like for instance obesity , homonal inbalance,stress etc; the womb and vagina may be acidic or alkaline at any period in time (You may want to get more educating on what causes acidity of the vagina and uterus and what causes alkalinity of the vagina and uterus).

6. Sperm, being alkaline themselves, can hardly survive in acidic environment wether X-chromosome or Y-chromozone. They thrive in alkaline environment.

7. The more sexually active a person is, the lower the proportion of spermatozoa in each drop of his semen and vice versa.

8. The more sexually active a person is the lower the proportion of Y-chromozome spermatozoa in each drop of his semen and vice versa. This means that the more sexually active a person is the higher the proportion of X-chromozome spermatozoa in each drop of his semen.

9. If at least one Y-chromozone survives the hash and unfavourable conditions in the vagina and uterus, no matter how many X-chromosome spermatozoa that survive those same conditions; the Y-chromozone spermatozoa , being fast and agile, will out run the X-chromosome spermatozoa and very quickly navigate through the fallopian tube and fertilize the ovum. This means, the Y-chromozone spermatozoa is guaranteed to fertilize the ovum if it ever survives.

10. While Y-chromozone spermatozoa which survived the hash and adverse conditions in the vagina and uterus can stay alive for a few minutes (or at the most 24 hours), X-chromosome spermatozoa which survived the hash and adverse conditions in the vagina and uterus can stay alive for up to three days (or at the most five days).

11. The sex positions that allow deep penetration favour the survival of spermatozoa whether X-chromosome or Y-chromozome because they reduce the distance the spermatozoa must swim through before surviving.


To biologically select the sex of your baby, you must do the following.



1. Abstain from sex for a reasonable period of time or drastically reduce your sexual activeness to increase the percentage of Y-chromozone spermatozoa in your semen so as to increase the likelihood of having one or more Y-chromozone spermatozoa surviving the hash and adverse conditions in the vagina and uterus if you want a baby boy or do the opposite if you want a baby girl. (The longer the abstainance the better)

2. Have intercourse a few minutes before ovulation occurs to ensure that Y-chromozone spermatozoa are still alive by the time ovulation occurs if you want a baby boy or have intercourse several days before ovulation occurs to ensure that all Y-chromozone spermatozoa must have died before ovulation occurs if you want a baby girl. All women can tell when they are about to ovulate.( You may visit a gynecologist for educating if you can't tell when you are about to ovulate)

3. Use vagina gel,cream,washes or lotion that are meant for making the vagina alkaline to increase the percentage of spermatozoa that will survive if you want a baby boy or do the opposite if you want a baby girl.(You may want to consult a doctor or pharmacist for an appropriate prescription)

4. Use sexual position that allow deep penetration it you want a baby boy or use sexual position that disallow deep penetration if you want a baby girl. So called doggy position is an example of a position that allow deep penetration while so called missionary position is an example of a position that disallow deep penetration.


If you do all of the above, you will succeed in selection the sex of your baby. Note that this approach does not give hundred percent certainty, but it does give over ninety percent certainty which is good enough.



Modified:
There are drugs that increase sperm count used normally for men who have low sperm count. You may want to use such a drug in addition to absteinance because, generally, the higher your sperm count the higher the percentage of Y-chromozone spermatozoa in your semen and vice versa. You could additionally use the drug if you want a baby boy ( Consult a physician before you do this though).


Modified:
While the vagina may be acidic or alkline depending on several conditions, the vagina is naturally acidic. This reinforces the fact that to get a baby boy it is advisable to use vagina gel, cream, washes or lotion that makes the vagina alkaline.

If stress, homal changes or any other similar external condition does not interfere, naturally, the uterus changes from being acidic to being alkaline or changes from being alkaline to being acidic depending on what period of the menstrual circle it is. The uterus is usually alkaline during ovulation to encourage the survival of spermatozoa. This reinforces the fact that it is advisable to have intercourse a few minutes before ovulation if you want a baby boy.



All women feel heat in their ovaries when they are about to ovulate. This is a sure way for a woman to tell if she is about to ovulate. Women who cannot recognise this sign should consult a gynecologist to educate them on how to tell if they are about to ovulate.


Note: No where did I say people should consult a "chemist" or road side "chemist" or road side "pharmacist". You should consult a physician or graduate pharmacist or graduate of pharmacy where appropriate.

people with little knowledge are so confident. The more you know the quieter you get.

Someone should help with summary

femisplash:
Obi held the hand of Asiwaju Tinubu with his two hands and a big smile on his face. He was holding on to Tinubu like a precious beautiful bride. Once again, it has been proven that Tinubu is the air they breathe.

the difference is clear na. the bigger man maintains the smallest distance between his hand and his body. from the posture alone obi seem more powerful but humble while tinubu appear arrogant and clueless.

from another angle.. give them old cash, alot of it. tell them tinubu will revert pmb decision once president and they would be able to use the old cash. more like commit them for a course with old cash

Go to hospital

Stone us if we fail said Earl rufai. They already set the rule

Well I was your age when I took that decision 10years ago, and now each time I look back I'm always happy I decided when I did. Never postpone a decision about your future at anytime and never listen to naysayers not even the one in your mind. 10 years from now when you look back you will be happy. I however noticed that studying is harder as we get older, but if you know exactly what you are doing and smart you shouldn't have a problem.

FarahAideed:
You sef why didn't you take the old note

Because in my thinking I felt he is in a better place to return all old notes that gets to him to the bank. Not redistribute them while hoarding new notes.

Myndd, lalasticlala...

This was my experience today in kurudu Abuja. I checked in at a POS to withdraw money. I had to wait for my turn because a woman was depositing some new currency notes. She finished and I slot in my card to withdraw NGN8000 which was successful. Unfortunately the POS operator selected some old currency notes and hand them over to me. "Oga," I said. "Please gimme the new notes, I'm an end user". He however refused insisting that I either take the old currency or leave. I later saw that this particular pos operator had several bundles of new notes in his drawer, yet he wanted me to take the old cash. We argued a little bit. He later transfered my money back to my choice account. This is so sad. What could be the reason for hoarding the currency notes ? Only God can save Nigeria

Does it translate to an increase in value and reduced inflation?

Ignore this op fallacy. Imagine what he said; women know what they want since they want attractive men or fame or riches, but men don't know what they want since they want sex and cum, invariably sex and cum is not important? A man wants what he wants and different wants for different men.

So at 95 Tinubu has superior ideas. What an insult to my generation.

Why run to air his view on social media when he can call his party's PCC?

How can someone with Parkinson hold cup

Urchinsons will not like this

You cant cheat nature. Meanwhile OBJ at 87 makes me wanna grow old.

Make Obama and Biden come vote make we see. Na we de vote, our body language na Obi

He also promised to make 1 naira equal 1 dollar 7 years ago

Nice one. I totally support this. Imagine situation where only one individual will keep people waiting on ATM queue because he is withdrawing over 150k and holding 2 or more cards like someone going to buy cow in the hinterlands. The truth is you don't really need more than 5k cash in the wallet at any given time because everything can be paid for online or card transaction.

At pdp flag off people were singing obi kererenke. At APC flag off we heard God bless pdapc. Please know this and know peace obi is coming