I hope the machine does not cease his card. In that case heaven will come down

kakarott:
mtn mpulse #150 1.2gb for a month
Get on my level bruh

If MTN likes they should sell 1.2gb for #50 with a year validity. I will never use MTN. I buy made in Nigeria.

frankleesehi:
Two persons reported to be supporters of the All Progressives Congress, APC, narrowly escaped death at a polling unit in Afiesere community, Ughelli North local government area of Delta State.

Afiesere community is the hometown of the State Commissioner for Finance, David Edevbie.

The incident, according to witnesses occurred after supporters of a rival party in the area, asked residents of the community to vote for their party after.

Meanwhile, Managing Director NEXIM Bank, Stella Okotete, has described the process at her Ekrerhavwen community polling unit as peaceful, saying, “we believe that it will be peaceful till the end of the elections.”

She said: “The people came out massively to vote the candidate of their choice, I can assure you that at the end of the election, the most popular candidate accepted by the people, both in the gubernatorial and the house of assembly across the state will be elected.”

See More: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/03/two-injured-as-thugs-attack-apc.html?m=1

Fake news, this pic was taken at night. Did the elections hold at night?

Why Lagos is the way it is:
● Lagos, in relation to other states in Nigeria (maybe, except Abuja) is the most developed and civilised state in the country.

● Hence, massive immigration into Lagos from different parts of the country as everybody believes they can make it there.

● Hence, overpopulation.

● Hence, traffic jam, inflated prices, increased investment, wonderful social life, diverse culture...

● Since everyone is in Lagos to 'make it', they try to outsmart you or you outsmart them or you play fair (this is rare). Hence, the upbeat lifestyle. You have to be sharp...even to board a bus.

Random Review Points (RRP):
● Lagos is to Nigeria as NYC is to the US of A.

● Lagos teaches you lessons, mostly by first-hand experience.

● Lagos is a state with countless job opportunities; be it white collar, golden collar or a no-collar job (Trust me, we have those too).

● Lagos is totally upbeat. In Lagos, the race is for the swift! In fact, if you're too slow, it pisses people off.

● Lagos is fun. They are many places you could go to have fun. And if you don't go, fun finds you.

● Lagos life is quite stressful. If you're new to Lagos, you would want to leave almost immediately. But after a while, you adapt.

● Oh yea, Lagos teaches you to adapt to anything.

● Lagos has a place for the rich and the poor, the tall and the short, the smart and the stupid, the kind and the not-very-kind. Once you arrive, you know where you fall. Quite automatically

● Whoever you are, Lagos has something (and/or someone for you).

For me Lagos is where they are because they have the only functional seaport in Nigeria.

From Quora.

professorchuks:


U dnt have sense I swear. Ibori was urhobo, what did he do? Uduaghan was urhobo, did he pay salaries? So because okowa is Anioma, u want to kick him out. Bra u dnt have sense seriously. Okowa removed 5mil, so u want to die. U are too stupid for real

Uduaghan is not urhobo. He is an Itskheri

BuhariAdvocate:
But why a criminal decide their future over there?its shall never well with Jonathan that gave this man state pardon.

Who gave Ibori pardon. Who is not a criminal in Nigeria. Including you

otokx:
Why 2023? If we urhobos should wait, let us do so till 2048, by then Ijaws would have done 8 years, Isokos would have done 8 years, Kwales would have done 8 years.

Shut ur mouth. Am an Urhobo from Ughelli South.

Ibori the odidigboigbo of Africa has the best political formula in Nigeria. Each senatorial zone has produced the last three governor's in Delta State.

Ibori - Delta Central made up of only the urhobos. 1999-2007

Uduaghan - Delta South made up of the Ijaws, Itshekiris and Isokos. 2007-2015

Okowa - Delta North made of the Aniomas, Ikas, Kwales etc. 2015-2023

An urhobo governor from Delta Central - 2023-2031


If what ibori did in Delta State is replicated in the country, Nigeria will be a better place.


So no hope for APC in this election since their candidate is an urhobo man who only comes home when there is an election.

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Another Nigerian male crossdresser has wished himself a "happy International Women's Day".

Jay Bugatti, who said last year that he will undergo gender assignment surgery once he has enough funds, took to Instagram to wish himself and women a happy International Women's Day celebration.

Since data cost. I dey manage my glo, 2h for 1.2gb only 3 days.

Who still dey look for data wey go last a month?

A millionaire dad is offering £240,000 and a stake in his multi-million pound fruit farm to any man who will win the love of his daughter.



Arnon Rodthong, 58, a Thai multi-millionaire farm owner, is willing to give up some of his assets to help his virgin daughter, Karnsita, 26, find Mr Right.


Taking his daughter's future into his hands, Mr Rodthong, who owns a prosperous durian fruit farm in Chumphon province, southern Thailand, put up an offer which highlights his daughter's attributes.

He said that his daughter, who helps him run the family business, speaks fluent English and Chinese and is a virgin.



As for the man who can vie for his daughter's heart, Mr Rodthong says there are no restrictions on what nationality the "husband" should be as long as they "work hard and make Karnsita happy".


He said:

I want someone to take care of my business and make it last. I don't want a person with a bachelor's, or master's or philosopher's degree.

I want a diligent man. I just want someone with a hard-working attitude. That's all.



Despite having several other children of his own, including sons to inherit his business, the father said: "As soon as I have an in-law, I will give up all my assets to him."

In some parts of Thailand, custom dictates that a man should pay a dowry for the woman he wants to marry, but Mr Rodthong says he would waive this "fee" for the man who wants to marry his daughter.

Not only will he waive the fee, he will also give his future son-in-law ten million Thai baht (£240,000), as well as his sprawling durian farm, valued at several million pounds.


Miss Karnsita Rodthong just found out about her father's offer and was surprised about it.

She said:


I first found out about my father's post when my friends showed me. I was surprised but I can see the funny side to it, too.

It is true that I am still single. If I have to get married with someone, I only want him to be a diligent and good person who loves his family.



Since making his controversial offer on social media, Mr Rodthong and his daughter have had plenty of responses of various kinds.

Miss Rodthong said that she was overwhelmed with the attention from her father's post but hinted that her future boyfriend might have a struggle pocketing the money from her father, because she would "like to use it herself for plastic surgery in Korea".



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2019/3/millionaire-dad-puts-his-virgin-daughter-26-on-sale-for-240000-and-a-stake-in-his-multi-million-pound-fruit-farm.html

Nigeria Delta is PDP, APC beware

Pregnant lady at crossroads after her fiance raped her sister shortly before her wedding

“I didn’t expect anything. I did not foresee the future,” says Jenner, who is the youngest billionaire in the world. “But [the recognition] feels really good. That’s a nice pat on the back.

The beauty of Kylie Cosmetics, which Jenner started in 2015, is its minuscule overhead—and the outsize profits that go straight into Jenner’s pocket. Her empire consists of just seven full-time and five part-time employees. Manufacturing and packaging is outsourced to Seed Beauty, a private-label producer in nearby Oxnard, California. Sales and fulfillment are handled by online merchant Shopify. Her shrewd mother, Kris, takes care of finance and PR in exchange for the 10% management fee she siphons from all of her kids. Marketing is done mostly through social media, where Jenner has a massive following. She announces product launches, previews new items and announces the Kylie Cosmetics shades she’s wearing directly to the 175 million-plus who follow her across Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook and Twitter.

“It’s the power of social media,” Jenner says. “I had such a strong reach before I was able to start anything.”


Fueled in part by the Ulta expansion, Kylie Cosmetics’ revenue climbed 9% last year to an estimated $360 million. With that kind of growth, and even using a conservative multiple from the booming makeup industry, Forbes estimates Jenner’s company is worth at least $900 million. She owns all of it. Add in the cash Jenner has already pulled from the profitable business, and the 21-year-old is now a billionaire, with an estimated fortune of $1 billion. She’s the youngest-ever self-made billionaire, reaching a ten-figure fortune at a younger age than even Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook (who was 23 when he hit that mark).


https://www.forbes.com/sites/natalierobehmed/2019/03/05/kylie-jenner-21-is-now-the--youngest-self-made-billionaire-ever/#3051ae335adb

Abuja resident calls out mechanic who allegedly cruises around in clients' cars instead of returning it after repairs.

If it was your car what would you do?

I cheated on my girl and she still refused to leave' - Nigerian man seeks help on how to break up with his boo

Six of the top 10 healthiest countries are in Europe in 2019, according to the Bloomberg Healthiest Country Index.

Studies have suggested that a "Mediterranean diet" supplemented with foods like extra-virgin olive oil and nuts, had a lower rate of major cardiovascular events than others, giving added significance to a country's geography on the rankings.


The study took into account 169 countries and graded nations on factors like life expectancy but also penalised tobacco use and obesity. Bloomberg's rankings also considered environmental factors such as sanitation and clean water.

10. Israel
Israel comes in at number 10 with the country's Mediterranean diet standing it in good stead within the Middle Eastern nation dropping one place from the previous rankings. Alongside great dietary trends Israel also has a comparatively high life expectancy, 82.9 years according to 2017 World Health Organisation data, the world's eighth highest.

9. Norway
The land of Fjords is the first of six European nations in the top ten and the second from the Nordic world. As of 2015, Norway had the highest number of nurses and midwives per capita in Europe, although the country has the highest drug overdose and suicide rate amongst Nordic countries for under-49s.

8. Singapore
The tiny city-state of Singapore comes eighth in this year's rankings, dropping four places and losing its position as the healthiest Asian nation. The country has one of the highest life expectancies in the region and a well-regarded healthcare system.

7. Australia
Australia drops two places in this year's ranking with the notoriously sunny nation enjoying the glow of another top 10 finish. Replete with a sporty culture and great outdoor spaces Australia is, unsurprisingly, one of the healthiest places in the world.


6. Sweden
Boosted to sixth from eighth last year is Sweden, which boasts a strong government funded healthcare system which takes up approximately 12% of GDP, among the world's highest.

5. Switzerland
The mountainous central European country of Switzerland has plenty going for it with abundant natural beauty and plentiful lakes and rivers making it a hiker's dream. A diet rich in fruit and grains and an active, sporty culture keeps Switzerland in the top 10, albeit two places lower than 2017's rankings.

4. Japan
Japan overtakes Singapore to become Asia's healthiest nation for 2019, and climbs three places in this year's ranking. The nation has a diet comprising of oily fish and rice, giving it one of the highest life expectancies in the world.

3. Iceland
A tiny, remote island in the North Atlantic it may be, but Iceland packs a punch well above its size when it comes to public health. Despite dropping from second place last time out, Iceland has a high life expectancy and a Nordic style welfare system with a vastly public healthcare model.

2. Italy
First place was just out of reach for Italy in this year's ranking with the Mediterranean nation well known for its great weather, plentiful natural wonders, and some of the world's best, and seemingly healthiest, food.

Research has shown that Mediterranean diets are among the world's healthiest and Italy maintaining a high life expectancy as well as boasting a so-called "Blue Zone" for high quality of life in Sardinia.

1. Spain
Jumping five places in this year's ranking is Spain, overtaking Italy into top spot as the world. It seems like paella and gazpacho will be making it onto healthy food trend lists going forward with Mediterranean cuisine a clear winner for the Southern European country.

By 2040 Spain is expected to have have the highest life expectancy in the world, according to Washington's Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation, and already has the highest life expectancy in the European Union.

Liverpool may have to rely on bitter rivals Man United beating Man City to hand them the title with their destiny now out of their own hands... so how will the Premier League finale unfold?

For the first time since December 7, Liverpool do not have their destiny in their own hands when it comes to the Premier League title race.

That was the last time their title rivals Manchester City were ahead of them with both teams having played the same number of fixtures.

Destiny of the title race is now back in Man City's hands following this weekend's win.

* Pep Guardiola's side lead Liverpool by a single point with 29 matches played.

* They edged a 1-0 win at Bournemouth before Liverpool were held by Everton.

* With nine games remaining, the title race looks set to go to the wire.

* Both have still to play Tottenham, while City must travel to rivals Man United.

As narrated by Timothy Ofoegbu

OrestesDante:





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My girl told me that the only way she can have closure with some of her old boyfriends that still keep in touch with her is to sleep with them. Is she nuts? Why would a woman say this?

ImaIma1:
What are the things you want to do?

My girl told me that the only way she can have closure with some of her old boyfriends that still keep in touch with her is to sleep with them. Is she nuts? Why would a woman say this?

My girl told me that the only way she can have closure with some of her old boyfriends that still keep in touch with her is to sleep with them. Is she nuts? Why would a woman say this?

I'm sick of my girlfriend never wanting to do what I want to do and always coming up with reasons that we should do what she wants. Should I dump her over this sort of thing?

1. Love is a transient feeling. It fades with time and mood.

2. Your problems are gossip and “timepass” for EVERYONE even your bestfriend. The only people who actually care are your parents. No one else. Not even your siblings. Eg. If you fail an exam, your relatives may only sympathize with you, your parents are the ones who will actually face headache and look for solutions.

3. The key to happiness is acceptance. If your girlfriend or boyfriend dumped you or cheated on you, accept it wasn’t meant to be. Accept that someone more worthy is meant to be in your life. Pity them and move on.

4. Bad terrifying breakups are a blessing. You will ONLY realise it after couple of years of having broken up with someone you really loved. Breakups change your whole perspective and make you mature.

5. Sex is a mere act. Its highly overrated and has 0 significance. Its hyped for no reason. Sex has nothing to do with love. Having sex doesn’t guarantee a long lasting relationship. Its just an act.

6. There is nothing wrong. There is nothing right. There are only consequences.

7. Life is about perspective. As i said theres nothing wrong and theres nothing right. Eg. You tell a IndecentStar having sex is wrong, he or she will laugh at you. You tell a soldier killing people is wrong, he won’t give a s*** about your opinion. Everyone functions as per their own perspective.

8. The main cause of misery in life is having association with negative people.if you are surrounded with positive and like minded people the chances of you being depressed reduces exponentially.

9. Life begins after no contact. If you are dealing with someone toxic(eg. Ex gf/bf)
Being friends with an ex who dumped you will only cause more pain. Cause the day they get a new partner,guess what,they will dump you again. That will hurt more.

8. As Conor McGregor says - “theres no talent here. Iam obsessed”. ~~~~~ if you think of it,work for it,dream about it,talk about it, do everything based on that 1 thing you want - the universe will make sure you get it. Feel it in your blood. Without saying , work your ass off towards it.

9. Do not COMMITT to any guy or girl till the age of 24 minimum. Be loyal ofcourse but dont committ. Choices change as you mature.

10. If you are going through a rough patch, keep reiterrating to yourself that everything happens for the best and you will grow stronger due to this experience.
Time heals EVERYTHING, but only if you let it. So when something bad happens, be optimistic about the future.

11. With most emotional bonds which dont work out. Strange fact: you start off as strangers and you end up being strangers.

Thank You. Do give a like if you feel reading this was worth your time! It encourages writers to write more and often.

Have a great day


Source: Anonymous.

Nigerian feminists are currently dragging Nigerian writer @Anabagail, for saying women would rather stay with an abusive man than with a wimp.


The writer in her opinion believes that men who are abusive tend to have the traits that most women desire in a man. Feminists however believe this ideology is flawed. Continue to read her tweets and tell us what you think...

UtaliEgo1:
I don't understand how depression can make person commit suicide .plz can anyone explain

It's not easy, speaking from experience. I non fit gather heart take commit suicide but I lost alot battling depression for 4 yrs.

The truth is, you cannot have good physical intimacy without emotional intimacy, and you cannot experience emotional intimacy without the physical component as well. ... There will be times in a relationship where one person needs more of one type of intimacy than the other.

What about you?

When a woman said to me..

“I’m not very sexual. I actually don’t like sex.”

She thought I’d wave it off as nothing and that it will not matter because after all, there is so much more than sex in a relationship, right?

This was my first date with her and the moment she said this, I said..

“I’m glad you shared that with me because sex is very important to me.”
“Even after personality, deep intimacy?”
“I can’t have deep intimacy if there is no sex and personality is not just the whole thing about compatibility, there is a lot more but since you mentioned sex, then it will matter in the long-term.”

We talked for a while about other things, then date was over and I never called her again for second date.

This was years back and I am so glad I know why at a deeper level why I said no because many men and women do not know this part.

Your body is like a memory bank. The things you do not use, you lose. Masturbation is not enough and too much masturbation can make your life miserable, creating habits that can damage your life routine.

When you do not have sex, it affects you psychologically in confidence wise, self esteem wise and it affects your own body as well. So not only the mind but also your own body cells too.

What you don’t use, you lose. You become less confident in it. You become more insecure about it. You become insecure about your own body too and your interaction with women when it comes to dating and relationships.

You do not grow in learning for dating, relationships, communication in this dynamics and so you lose the skills necessary for this area.

“What you don’t use, you lose.”

I thank the many men who were not good at women because they stayed single for a long time, didn’t interact for this type of dynamics, learned nothing at a deeper level with communication and weren’t good at flirting, building rapport, building comfort, building trust and sex, and all these is a process and if you skip one, or if you cannot solve the challenge that women throw at you in any of these because forget thinking they will help because they come with a baggage of insecurities, and you need to be knowledgeable, experienced and skilled to have the insight on why, how and what to do next.

The experience of all these made it possible for attracting and dating, relationshjp and sex in a more fun, easier and smoother level.

Now some people will say, other things are important too, and they are right. Like food, drink, sleeping, and not having these will make you suffer and you’ll see an immediate effect.

You’ll have less energy, you’ll start getting sharp pains, you’re work will suffer and so will your focus. It’s immediate effect.

Human beings don’t like the quickening of pain. The immediate effect of pain and your body will immediately warn you and you’ll also see the effects of bad habits too, though that takes longer, sneaks on you but it be none the less an effect that can spiral very fast to lead you to depression, lack of confidence, low self esteem and it can affect you in ways you never thought it would.

But with human beings, you know you won’t stop eating, drinking and sleeping. You know that anyway.

Sex is very different.

If you stop having sex regular, and I am not talking about masturbation, it takes it tool because human beings, desire the feeling of touch. Having sex with another human being brings the beauty of touch and many who never got that comfort find themselves isolating themselves to not want to be touched physically and even get turned off by it.

It gets them psychologically and physiological way.

When you don’t have regurlar sex you will get damaged at a physiologically and psychologically and that is why I said no to the women who don’t like sex, who were not compatible in that area and even in the kinky stuff I like.

I am not going to carry their physiologically and psychological baggage and it doesn’t matter how smart she is, how hot she is, how much she earns, if she’s blonde with blue eyes, or black and tall or curveously hot.

But with sex, it’s not like food, drink and sleep.

You do not see the effect in a fast way.

It’s deadly slow. Yes, deadly. You don’t even notice until it is far too late. It is like you see a fog creeping on you, very light, slowly but a year later, or years the fogs is so dense, thick as it slowly gets to a point where it now affects you at a physiologically and psychologically in a big way.

Oh you’ll say, “hey sex is not important anyway,” and “dating is a hassle,” and “I’m not good at women/men anyway,” to rationalise with logic but like many sexless marriages, you slowly become accustom to it.

“When you don’t use it, you lose it.”

Your body is like a memory bank. If you do not give it the information, the experience for this particular part of your life; you become accustom to not having it.

Your new girlfriend, wife or lover may say they don’t want sex anymore and you go along saying it’s fine, but your own LOW level of health, happiness becomes a convincing lie, that this is “normal.”

When it is not normal for you at all.

As time goes by, the suffering becomes slow and you suffer more at a physiological and psychological; while snarling, judging, slut shaming others who are having sex all the time with your new gang of groupies, with “you don’t need sex,” and “sex isn’t important,” and “it’s…immature…”

And you’re not realising, that can improve your health, your senses, your sense of touch, smell, hearing, heart beat, blood flowing, stress release, and avoidance of unecessary pain.

Men who don’t have sex Men even at least once a week double their chances of developing

Endorphins are released during sex and these alleviate all kinds of pain including migraines, PMS cramping, and arthritis.

Sex isn’t just about lust but with it comes the benefit of health. The lack of sex comes at a price. It reduces testosterone in men and estrogen in women, and with these come complicated health issues in the future.

And don’t get be started on porn addiction, and women thinking a cat and a vibrator is going to give them intimacy sexual experiences and love that comes from close skin to skin intimate love making.

Sex sells for a reason.

It’s part of our biological makeup but here’s the worse part of it all…

Think of a man and a woman, who haven’t much experience in dating, the knowledge and skills that come with it, from flirting, communication, building rapport, building comfort, knowledge of sex to sexual confidencs, to even relationship management, understanding different types of personalities in such a close intimate dynamics; to building the attraction higher…..

They’ll be like most people - passing the next generation of sons and daughters with the same problems instead of solutions, same fallacies about dating…tactics instead of direct honesty and sex at home won’t be an open dialoguse for their own children cannot even talk to their parents about sex, about sex protection, about so many things that can bring a mother closer to her daughter, and a father closer to their son.

I don’t have to prove that is happenign right now.

You only have to look online to see how many young to adults asking the most obvious questions which they needed to have learned way before they ever left home, to go to school, and before they left for college and became an adult.

The brutal truth about being single is….

You’re best friend, partner is your hand and porn, and for women it’s their vibrator and other intimacy gadgets they stash under the bed while they tell everyone, sex isn’t important.