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Romance / Re: This Is The Kind Of Past Women Want You To Forget(pictures) by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:30pm On May 23, 2023
I have no respect or regards watsover for women..


I just fvck you and move on.


I'm forced to believe this ☹️

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Family / Re: Hilarious Siblings Photos Recreation by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:51am On May 23, 2023
I hope I won't see the one an old man would repost the one he's wearing pampers as a kid🙊
Politics / Re: What Do You Expect From Tinubu's Administration? by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:26am On May 23, 2023
nairavsdollars:
Probe Buhari’s Government like he did to PDP and jail looters
Have you ever seen nor hear that pigs fly up in the sky 🙄




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Politics / Re: 6 Top Sectors Awaiting Tinubu’s ‘Magic Wand’ by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:09am On May 22, 2023
Itz now crystal clear that the Nigerian government don't have any plan whatsoever for the teaming youths towards creating jobs for them thereby tackling unemployment to an extent...☹️

Youths itz over to you guys to decide your fates... 😔

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Crime / Re: Maid Arrested For Raping A Small Boy by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:23am On May 22, 2023
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Crime / Re: Maid Arrested For Raping A Small Boy by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:19am On May 22, 2023
Hence she craved for a dick, bring her out let 4 ugly dirty boys fvck her for just one hour.


Datz my judgement passed! ☹️

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) - Live by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:14pm On May 21, 2023
The match is irrelevant..

You and I kno this..


Nevertheless, it would be played..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 20th May 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:35pm On May 20, 2023
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Politics / Re: President, Wife, Son Spent Over 250 Days Abroad For Treatment by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:55am On May 20, 2023
Nigerians are cool with the fuckin trend of happenings...

No fvcks given.

Make una enjoy ooo
Romance / Re: Lydia: 'You Want Me To Thank You For Sending Me 5k Or 10k? Give It To A Beggar' by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:17am On May 19, 2023
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Phones / Re: New NCC USSD Codes For All Nigerian Networks by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:47am On May 18, 2023
Y'all should be ready for the pros and cons that comes with this development.

U gerit don't u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (4 - 0) On 17th May 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:53pm On May 17, 2023
It is settled folks.. 😔
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Inter Milan Vs AC Milan UCL (1 - 0) On 16th May 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:10am On May 17, 2023
If you've not watched inter play do not come here to riducle them..

They play a very compact style of game to even crack..

The 3 back line.. Damian, Acerbi and Badstoni are very solid at the back..


With scattered wolves as midfielders.

INTER is well formidable team to grab a surprise here I must say.
Romance / Re: Daily Hard Truth Guys Don't Know About Girls (thread) by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:54pm On May 16, 2023
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Romance / Re: Daily Hard Truth Guys Don't Know About Girls (thread) by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:28pm On May 16, 2023
ME: hello Kim

SHE: HI Dear

ME:How are you today and how's yuh day rollin?

SHE:Not fine😢

ME :Watz wrong, you better be fine before you talk to me.. Get back to me when you fine.OK

SHE:OK, I'm FINE now, we can talk😊

ME:Very well, come around, I gat something for you.. Don't ask me wat it is...

SHE:Ok. Send me yuh location.

Datz how we roll..
NB:GUYS NO DISRESPECT FOR LADIES PLS.. BUT AGAIN, DON'T TAKE ANY SHIT WHATSOEVER. SALUTE TO ALL KINGZ💪

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Politics / Re: Chibok Schoolgirl, Saratu Dauda, Escapes After 9 Years In Boko Haram Captivity by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:06pm On May 15, 2023
Sitwalkstand:
I remember Buhari that year.

I will return Chibok girls in 100 days. I will lead from the front


APC and their supporters na Yahoo promax
He should bury himself in the mud.

Osibanjo should just stop fooling himself also..

The NA just made themselves a public nuisance.. Toy soldiers they are

Wat a contraption of a nation I must say☹️
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (0 - 3) On 14th May 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:42pm On May 14, 2023
On a more serious note, the title is still open should City lost against Chelsea.

It is wat it is...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (0 - 3) On 14th May 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:36pm On May 14, 2023
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (0 - 3) On 14th May 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:33pm On May 14, 2023
A win for Arsenal is a must

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Celebrities / Re: Murphy Afolabi Dies After Bathroom Fall by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:52pm On May 14, 2023
RIP BOSS.



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Sports / Re: Israel Adesanya's Ex-Girlfriend, Charlotte Powdrell, Demands Half Of His Wealth by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:50am On May 14, 2023
These crazy shits women pull through have really given guys reasons not to take them serious wen it comes to dating women.. Especially in the US..

Cos their aim is for you to pay all the loans debt she procured..

Now they are left with no option than to fvck themselves.. 😔



Nonsense ☹️

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Saint Obi Dies At 57 by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:10pm On May 13, 2023
RIP BOSS



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Romance / Re: My New Girl Is Already Begging For Data by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:38pm On May 10, 2023
How I wish there would be options for blocking and deleting of persons in this forum..

Just a thought. 😔

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Politics / Re: Key Points To Note On President Elect's Working Visit To Europe by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:53pm On May 10, 2023
Nigeria 🇳🇬Ntoooooooooorrrrrrr😜
Nairaland / General / Re: Ten Unwritten Social Rules Everyone Should Know by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:46pm On May 10, 2023
KillerBeauty:
The top ten unwritten rules

1. Don't call someone more than twice continuously. If they don't pick up your call that mean they have something more important to attend to.

2. When your fellow colleague/ classmate/ team-mate gets shouted at please don't stare at them. It makes the moment twice awkward.

3. When someone drops something on the floor by mistake or drops food from the plate or doesn't know how to use a knife/fork don't stare at them. The same goes to people sneezing, coughing or even an uncontrollable fart. It's an involuntary reaction.

4. Always skip using the restroom beside the occupied one. It makes it uneasy for the person in the occupied restroom as well as yourself if you occupy the one right next to theirs.

5. Return money that you have borrowed even before the other person remembers lending it to you. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens etc

6. Never order the expensive food or drink on the menu when someone is treating you for lunch/dinner. If possible ask them to order their choice of food for you.

7. Don't ask awkward questions like‘Why aren't you married?’ Or ‘Don't you have kids’ or ‘Why didn't you buy a car?’ For god's sake it isn't your problem.

8. When someone makes a wrong investment and loses their money, don't add fuel to the flames by saying‘I knew this would happen. You should have listened to me. Don't make failure seem worse for anyone.

9. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. Doesn't matter if it is a guy or a girl. You don't grow small by treating someone well in public.


10. Wear ear phones when traveling on a bus. Don't make others taste your choice of good/bad music.

The most important one! Don't swipe left or right when someone hands over their phone to you for viewing the picture. And also don't browse through their messages and call log list. Thanks
https://www.quora.com
All Thanks to Quora ☺️

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City :UCL (1 - 1) On 9th May 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:58pm On May 09, 2023
A game as this is a mentality win..

When you slip you get whipped..

Superb game from both teams

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Food / Re: How Many Times Do You Eat In A Day? by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:07pm On May 09, 2023
Do you know that you can actually take fruits as meal...no one mentioned dat here..


Na only food my people kno😔
Travel / Re: Governor Udom Commissions Anua-Mbak-Ishiet Road, Outfall Drain In Uyo (Photos) by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:02pm On May 09, 2023
Aside this welcome gesture... The Nigerian government/Governors ought to look into these high unemployment rate hovering around virtually in all states..

If these are not curtailed, itz more like pouring water on stones..

Criminality and every social vices would be child's play.
Culture / Re: Different South African Tribes by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:53pm On May 09, 2023
When it comes to ladies figure,

Kenyans
Rwandans
Tanzanians
South Africans..

Thatz how it goes...

Hakuna Matata 🤷‍♂️
Politics / Re: Bandit Leader, Dan Karami, Orders Zamfara People To Stop Using Dauran Market by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:57pm On May 08, 2023
You don't create job opportunities for the youths.. They would certainly create one for themselves... BANDITRY 👶


And itz never gonn stop😔
Travel / Re: Sudan War: Fourth Batch Of Nigerians Arrive Abuja From Egypt (Video, Photos) by Jeffyblaq(m): 8:46pm On May 07, 2023
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