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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid: UCL (0 - 2) On 18th April 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:19pm On Apr 18, 2023
This Madrid team is just too technical..

Chelsea played well.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Kidnapping And Burying Three-Year-Old Boy In Katsina (Photo) by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:50am On Apr 18, 2023
Bury him alive too.

Very simple..

But instead, he would be thrown to jail and later bailed out..

Useless country ☹️

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Politics / Re: Aisha Binani Seeks Judicial Review On 'Declaration' As Winner Of Adamawa Poll by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:43am On Apr 18, 2023
Billionaire2:
military rule is far better than the current political system…..
Those guys have been bought in every sense which you know.

So I don't see them even better..

Itz all pathetic 😔

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Palliative: FG To Pay N5,000 To 10m Households For 6 Months by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:20pm On Apr 17, 2023
Anyone who gives a thumbs up to these show of shame is simply daft. ☹️

A wise man once said nuthin😔
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 15th April 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:07pm On Apr 15, 2023
Never go back to a company/club that once fired you..

There's a lot to learn from dat and move on.

All the players lack discipline..

And itz as simple as that 😔

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Sports / Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:35am On Apr 14, 2023
BEEN THERE... STILL THERE...

Till today.. Mumsy keeps 50 %of my money, wifey has 20%, while I keep 30%.

Datz how it has been for 10 years now...

Wifey knows I love her anyway.. 😊

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Politics / Re: 96 Chibok Schgirls Still Missing Despite President Buhari’s Assurance Since 2015 by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:59am On Apr 14, 2023
For yuh peace of mind,do not try to understand everything 😔
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Writes UN, Names Self As Prime Minister, Lists Other Officials by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:26am On Apr 14, 2023
I like guys with deep guts👍🏽 in dis contraption of country😔

Hell no, dis is one stupid one☹️

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria’s Unemployment Rate To Rise To 41% In 2023- KPMG by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:37am On Apr 12, 2023
A shame of a country..☹️

Muderfuckers Keep glorifying evil and shameless politicians..😔

cannibalism would be the last resort for y'all 👻

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Sports / Re: Manchester City Vs Bayern Munich UCL Quarter Final by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:46am On Apr 12, 2023
Like someone rightly said.. Itz only sex related, disgusting news such as father sleeps with his daughter for 5 years🤢

Tinubu and Obi news😔, yahoo boys being caught etc such would be quick to make up the headlines...

Just tell me how such a high profile match could not been seen here..😔

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Politics / Re: Cherubim And Seraphim Church Warns Buhari Govt Against ‘arrest Of Peter Obi’ by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:45pm On Apr 11, 2023
VikingKing:


Brotherman, make no mistakes, I'm not Igbo. Even if I was, I expect you to be sensible enough to know that the entire Igbo nation does not support Kanu as they largely do with Obi.

Arrest him first and see, una go know the true strength of Peter Obi numbers from the SS and NC. This one no be doctored INEC figures. You think we're out to protest with you? No bro, we've long passed that. I said surugede is the dance of the spirits, all of us go dance am. On God.
Not everyone understands this.. Tight and true cappings..

Only intelligent folks understand this without bringing any negative thoughts towards it..

Stay intelligent buddy.. Cos I see you as one😎

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Politics / Re: Buhari Deserves Commendation For Diversifying From Oil – Femi Adesina by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:52pm On Apr 11, 2023
Something tells me strongly that whenever this man opens his mouth to dish out trash..

He actually meant the opposites in disguise to stay on the job......

Bloody Muderfucker disgusing disgustingly 😔
Crime / Re: Mob Sets Young Man Ablaze For Allegedly Stealing Android Phone In Calabar by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:50am On Apr 11, 2023
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Religion / Re: Easter 2023 : Happy Easter !!! by Jeffyblaq(m): 7:12pm On Apr 09, 2023
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Religion / Re: Easter 2023 : Happy Easter !!! by Jeffyblaq(m): 8:48am On Apr 09, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
A Jew who kept sharping his mouth that he's god, gathered 12 men who believed his delusions and was disturbing the peace of people around got his people angry. they held him beat the holy living crap out of him and hung him on a cross like they do common thieves those days and he then screamed like a common mortal would and died just like the mortals that were on his right and left. his apostles then stole his body and claim he rose on the third day lol.

Some Africans today heard another narrative from a book handed to them by their pink skinned slavemasters and then believed it to be true. they then started praying in the name of the that deluded Jew but the Jews themselves know the true story that's why they are not "Christians" but majorly Jewish and shocking part is that there are almost ten times more Muslims in Israel than there are Christians
You simply an ignorant fellow.. Thinking he knows but so funny he knows nuthin...

I would advise you but you can also disregard dat.. You better have a change of mindset towards that you thinking.. You can have dat mindset for yourself.. Itz fine!

Don't go about deceiving gullible fellows like yourself cos u gonn regret it.. BIG TIME!

Itz an advice.
Cheers

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Celebrities / Re: Eedris: Politicians Should Stay In Nigeria For Medical Treatment by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:06pm On Apr 07, 2023
Someone said bazooka was fired..

Scores confirmed dead

But the Nigerian police said it was just 2 persons that died😔

The search continues ☹️
Crime / Re: Anita Ofili: I Waited 10 Years To Kill Friend Who Snatched My Boyfriend — Pic by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:31am On Apr 07, 2023
I've seen these in nollywood movies I called it mere stupid movies...🤔

Now I'm seeing it in reality..😔

Guess I'm the stupid one not to have known that most women are naturally devilish in nature ☹️
Politics / Re: NNPC Failed To Account For N102bn Oil Delivery To Refineries – Senate by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:43pm On Apr 06, 2023
Nijagogetsense:
Have you ever imagine that capitalism has spoiled the global world. Capitalism in a can be defined in a simplest definition as a system where 100 people are to share 100 naira but 5 people ended up sharing 95 naira given the remaining 5 naira to the 95 people...

Presently, in Nigeria, there are only two tribes: the political elites (Capitalists) and the poor masses (the Proletariats). Every other categorization is a decoy used by the bourgeoisie to divide the masses.

Elections over the years have become merely a relay that allows members of the ruling class (the Capitalists) to pass on the baton of governance to themselves, without having to go to war amongst themselves.

Nigeria, I hail thee. For emancipation, ask me how?
This is the damn thing some folks don't know....

Used against the enormous amount poor class by making it as if it's mere political views..

while they share the largesse... Shit goes on and on..
Crime / Re: Onyeka Ibe Killed By Ebri Ubi (Police Inspector) In Asaba (Photos) by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:30am On Apr 06, 2023
Just because he's Fvcking ugly and depressed..

Just take a look at his stupid, old and rumpled head☹️

Muderfucker😔

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Crime / Re: Ruth Bako: Police Arrest Alleged Killer Of UNIJOS Student by Jeffyblaq(m): 7:55am On Apr 05, 2023
Cos of konji u took another person's life..


Niggar deserve to die by beheading 😔

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attacked My Friend's Father In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:39pm On Apr 04, 2023
The Nigerian police would still put it that they actually don't meant to kill him but to scare him away.. So that they could pass through his farm..

What a fvcked people I share a country with😔

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Health / Re: 23-Year-Old Destiny Benjamin Dies 4 Days After Hip Surgery In Lagos by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:17pm On Apr 04, 2023
EriMma1:


No be lie. Even young guys.
It's dirtiness for most people while for some it's a natural condition but I still believe it can be taken care of.

If they bathe very well with good toilet soaps, shave their armpits and private parts there's no way they will stink but I doubt if they take their bath or even use soap. Na wa o.

As for your house girl, Tell your wife to get roll on for her. Please not all those 200 hundred naira roll-on o. The rexona or sure roll-on. It's 1k now. Let her Just close eyes and buy it for her. The girl must also bathe twice a day and anytime she sweats during the day.

Me I can bathe 4 times a day especially when the weather is hot like it is now and it's always with soap and sponge.
Sure, all these have been taken care of..

Just the monitoring to ensure she maintains that..

Na wa😔

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Health / Re: 23-Year-Old Destiny Benjamin Dies 4 Days After Hip Surgery In Lagos by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:42am On Apr 04, 2023
Hi
EriMma1:
Instead of this, I still prefer this girls go for body odor surgery cos the rate at which young girls ( even guys) are going about with body odor is alarming.

This afternoon, inside the vehicle, I couldn't breathe the moment two ladies entered. Same thing in the morning. A man and a lady entered the vehicle, I held my breath. The same fish odour.

Im sure this lady read the story of the other one that died and still went ahead to do her own. Common sense is no longer common.

So true!
Most young ladies in the country have a very smelly and annoying body odour,,

This I've experienced couple if times each time I get passed by,on a transit or in a church..

I really don't know if they bath with soap or itz something they used on themselves..

Even my house girl has this smell, but my wife is working on her daily and trying her best for her.

Ladies pls, work on this issue.. Rather than going for irrelevant things.

RIP to the dead😔
Politics / Re: Gen. Faruk Yahaya Warns IPOB, ESN: Don’t Threaten Integrity Of Nigeria by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:21pm On Apr 03, 2023
First, Go and fight the insurgents terrorizing every nooks and crannies in the country..

Nonsense cowards!

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Declares Prophetess, Celebrity Couple, Wanted Over Seized Illicit Drugs by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:55am On Apr 03, 2023
Do you know that the brain has 2 parts, one at the left and one at the right.

In the left side there's nothing right and in the right side there's nothing right.

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Crime / Re: Video Of Yahoo Boys Under Punishment For Failing To Catch Clients by Jeffyblaq(m): 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2023
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Food / Re: See How We Slaughtered And Barbecue Rams And Cows In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:43pm On Apr 01, 2023
Dirtiness is a norm in Nigeria..

Meat looks good tho but I CAN'T eat dat..

Thank y'all
Politics / Re: Which Kind New NL Font Be This? by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:30pm On Apr 01, 2023
Are u guys happy now?
Not happy..😔
Please I need that lovely rainbow colour🌈

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Politics / Re: Which Kind New NL Font Be This? by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:07pm On Apr 01, 2023
Lol
Politics / Re: Where Is Tinubu? Reno Omokri Is Asking Nigerians by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:49pm On Mar 31, 2023
Tinubu is where he is...

Very inconsequential clown trying to stay relevant..

Nobody have your time.
Education / Re: LASU Bread: Lagos State University Launches LASU Bread Bakery by Jeffyblaq(m): 3:38am On Mar 31, 2023
When you begin to hear words like..
LET'S START FROM SOMEWHERE,
ROME WAS NOT BUILT IN A DAY...

know that these are words from mediocres..

When you are opportuned to travel outta the shores.. Then yuh eyez would be open for you to realize what y'all have been giving appraisal to.

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Music/Radio / Re: Falz & Vector - Yakubu (Official Music Video) by Jeffyblaq(m): 7:39pm On Mar 30, 2023
He's really a yakubu dat sane Nigerians will not forget in a hurry..

Itz a hit song 🎶fellaz💯

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