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Business / Re: Diversion Of Diaspora Remittances To Black Market Weakens Naira - CBN by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:37pm On Aug 11, 2023
The Muderfucker said "what do you want me to do? 🤔😂🤣😀

Oh my goodness 😮🙊🙉

Please make una help me greet
Dr Unago C. Shege.
Bar, Unaneva C. Enitin. Esq.

I salute you guys🙋‍♂️

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Politics / Re: Osun Speaker Adewale Egbedun Prevents Policemen From Extorting Money From Youths by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:35am On Aug 11, 2023
WTF is commendable here if the said criminal cannot be condemned for the stupid act and hence made to face law for punishment...

No fvcks given😔
Sports / Re: Dele Aiyenugba Plays Against His Son Daniel In A Nigerian Football Match. by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:47pm On Aug 10, 2023
He's probably 49...but never 39

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Crime / Re: Elderly Nigerian Man Seen Quarrelling With A Pump Attendant Over Fuel by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:32am On Aug 10, 2023
Most of the fuel attendants are fond of these kinda issues.. Pretending as if they didn't hear you right..

I kno this too well cos I've experienced this twice..

However, I just let it slide.

Country hard brotherman 😔

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Romance / Re: When A Beautiful Woman Reject You, Say This Immediately by Jeffyblaq(m): 7:19am On Aug 08, 2023
PoliteActivist:



Sooo, how come sales people end up talking people into buying something they initially said they'd absolutely not buy minutes before? They do their homework! They prepare their game well. The customer has no chance!cheesy

"Sure, take care" and that's the end of it? Na, not good.
Women that change their minds constantly and are not really sure what they want. A woman may say no to you this minute and regret it the next - and you already out of communication? Not good

Best thing anyway is, never approach girls for date directly. Otherwise you're already a loser. If you must, first build yourself up so much in her imagination and read her so well, she can't possibly say no!
But most people are lazy, no preparation at all, no imagination, just shot in the dark and hope for a miracle!
You still in order with yuh own assertion.. But wat pukka stated is kinda dope for the young fellaz especially..

NOTE:Not to mount PRESSURE on the lady by pleadings for acceptance,rather take a bow at least for a short while. .. This depicts weakness.

Again, not to throw an INSULT on the lady after rejection, it symbolizes immaturity and toxicity.

My thought!

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Romance / Re: After Sex, You Woke Up And She Is Dead, What Will You Do? by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:06am On Aug 08, 2023
This very incident has happened to most guys and still happening....

Can't exempt myself of this when it happened to me in new Karu, nasarawa around 2011 just after my NYSC days..

Mehn, I was helpless,🤔😭😢 sweating profusely😣 praying 🙏and begging her to wake up👏 while still UNCLAD. 😂

Eventually, she coughed out after 5 minutes of A BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE... I gave her some water to drink thereafter..

Thank God🙏she didn't give up the ghost.. Not a thing to phantom let alone remember folks..

Itz really crazy out there..
Crime / Re: Cosmila Hotel Manager Clears The Air Over Death Of Lady In Swimming Pool by Jeffyblaq(m): 8:56am On Jul 26, 2023
Collecting money that does not belong to you neither was it handed to you was actually wrong...

But, if I may say, proper investigation ought to be carried out using the CCTV and every information needed concerning her death.

I'm not buying in entiety wat this manager is talking about..NOT AT ALL

Cos Nigeria of today that I know, one who's in need of safety, survival or assistance would easily be passed by without battling an eyelid..😔

Everyone would bring out their phones to video, record and take a shot.. Datz it☹️
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by Jeffyblaq(m): 3:08am On Jul 25, 2023
Omodua:
Abeg, carry your wayo preaching to the dogs.

Haba,let's call a spade a spade. How do you remove fuel subsidy without planning ahead? Not even a refinery is functioning in the country. Everything is opportunity.

Tinubu has started badly. Fuel is the backbone of the economy. The removal without proper planning will spell doom and cause bedlam in the Land.

Do you know Nigeria's the only oil producer in the world without a functional Refinery? USA has 129. Russia has 44.
What a country ☹️pathetic . 😔

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Raises A Private “Army” For President Tinubu by Jeffyblaq(m): 3:52pm On Jul 24, 2023
Lol. 😔
Romance / Re: Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Date Uk-based Nigerian Women by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:18pm On Jul 24, 2023
pocohantas:
Funny thread. Men and women would marry themselves if they deem themselves compatible and "in love".

I have male and female friends in the UK. The major problem I see is they are overly cautious of themselves and no relationship would ever work where both parties are trying to be "smart".
Well said👌
Politics / Re: Lagos Taskforce Clears Agege Railtrack by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:22am On Jul 24, 2023
I don't get this.. Why would people encroach a railway track and sit tight comfortably like itz cool🤔
Crime / Re: Why Is Internet Fraud And Prostitution On The Rise In The South ? by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:04pm On Jul 23, 2023
Not giving a nod of approval to the increase ugly menace in the present society..

But, when was the last time the government come out and talked about creation of jobs, skill acquisition for the teeming Youths and her citizenry 🤔

Bad and evil leaders have 80% of the blame here.. BITTER TRUTH! ☹️

And Itz never gonn stop.. Sad to say😔
Family / Re: OPC Member & NURTW Official Fight Over Paternity Of 11-Year-Old Girl by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:44pm On Jul 22, 2023
Johnn44:
Only woman knows true father of her baby. Fear woman
That was wat we were told..bla bla bla.

In reality, she only admit it to the man she truly likes.. And put the responsibility on him...

Na d matter we still dey try settle up till this day..

I hereby dedicate the song.. THESE DAYS. by Nate Dogg ft Dazz Dillinger.

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Romance / Re: Why Many Young Nigerians Are Not In Relationships by Jeffyblaq(m): 7:31pm On Jul 22, 2023
I'm yet to see any lady here to come out and counter all these raised...

Quite Sad😢It is really what it is in our society today...

I hereby, agree and conclude that the today's average woman is actually very SHAMEFUL 😔 with the exception of a few...

VERY SHAMEFUL INDEED! ☹️

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Travel / Re: Int’l Travels: Airfares Hit Rooftop In Nigeria As Ghanaians, Others Pay Less by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:19pm On Jul 22, 2023
My humble regards to the following :
Dr Unago. C. Shege, Prof. Unaneva C. Enitin, and every agbadorians.. I greet una.



Bye for now. 🙋‍♂️

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Health / Re: Growing Menace Of Poison Among Friends At Beer Parlours by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:12pm On Jul 22, 2023
meobizy:
Anybody who poisons you is not your friend.
Just like saying anyone who kills is a wicked person...

The reasoning after you would be dead to face the unknown afterwards.. HELL /HEAVEN 😔

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Romance / Re: Dating Young Nigerian Women In 2023, A Few Hard Realities by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:39pm On Jul 20, 2023
Dimaya:


That's why a young girl will say confidently to an old man that she is not his mate.
A Kenyan lady of 26 years of age has actually said dat shit to me in one of my outings.. Like WTF ☹️

Told her to correct herself and rephrase the word she used earlier or take a bounce for real.. POLITELY!

She said that I'm rude!IMAGINE 🤔Shits didn't go well with us as she left immediately..

No room for nonsense or to welcome any silly attitude. NO LIE!
Politics / Re: Fuel hike: Pro-Tinubu Protesters Storm National Assembly by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:21pm On Jul 20, 2023
Dr Unago C. Shege.
Bar, Unaneva C. Enitin
Copied, signed and stamped. 👿
Politics / Re: Video Of Tinubu Campaigning To Crash Fuel Price Goes Viral Amid Hike by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:27pm On Jul 20, 2023
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Politics / Re: Fuel Price Hike: Business Operators Panic, Fear Shutdown, Job Losses by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:39am On Jul 20, 2023
I detest hearing anything HEL.. cos I believe itz a dangerous place for the devil and his angels👿😈😈😈..😠

Wat about ANUS😏 Dat smells like shit especially, when a finger is deep into it. Fuvkd up!

Very irritating ☹️
Romance / Re: Ever Been In Relationship With A Narcissist, Share Your Experience. by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:28pm On Jul 19, 2023
Cloudflare:


I can bet my balls you can't hangout with the narcissist girls have dealt with before let alone dating or knacking them.

Oga the greatest weapon a man has over a woman is ATTENTION. same way the greatest weapon a woman has over a man is SEX.

only real men understands this. It's like you don't know a woman's life revolves around ATTENTION. dude women can't do without attention, real men understands this and play the game very well. Narcissist girls loves attention like mad, this is exactly why even when they're at fault, they would want to shift the blame on you so you can Apologize (your apology will boast their ego and pride). A sane man won't apologize! In fact he'll ghost her like she doesn't exist. Dude we have played this game years ago, Na fact I dey tell you. Dem no born any girl well to do narcissistic for where you dey. They can only do that to weak Simp and gentle guys who think with their emotions. No be for where I dey
Well said👍🏽
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Enugu Police Station, Cart Away Arms by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:07am On Jul 19, 2023
Unfenced police station🤔





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Politics / Re: We Can’t Fold Hands, Watch Country Deteriorate, CJN Tells Judiciary by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:24pm On Jul 18, 2023
iammo:
cool



I pity Peter Obi after this


It's common sense Obi might be too dull to understand

Southwest won't let it's mandate stolen

In Ibadan during EID, many wore Tinubu's logo

The imam prayed for Tinubu and people were very happy....

CJN Ariwoola from Oyo State also knows the kind of anarchy that would happen with wrong judgement
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Kollintus baba
Politics / Re: IPMAN Gives Reasons For Increase In Fuel Pump Price To ₦‎617 Per Litre by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:03pm On Jul 18, 2023
There have been a serious protest on-going in Kenya at the moment for a week now Just cos of hike of food prices...

The masses gat no option than to burst everywhere..

Insensitive governance of the worst order.

Itz very pathetic 😔

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Travel / Re: Students Stranded As Floods Take Over Oko Oba Area of Lagos by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:32pm On Jul 17, 2023
Children you guys can now start the fighting.💪



Letz get entertained here.. ☹️
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Hits 22.79% As Food Prices Rise by Jeffyblaq(m): 3:28pm On Jul 17, 2023
Is there no one defending this government anymore🤔

I think my eyes are deceiving me🙄







Pathetic folks everywhere😔

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Chat With An Online Job Scammer by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:52pm On Jul 17, 2023
Block, light up and move on....... ☹️
Crime / Re: Man Accused Of Attempting To Kill His Wife For Money Ritual In Adamawa by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:31pm On Jul 16, 2023
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Politics / Re: Nigeria: Is This The Hell They Are Talking About? by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:30pm On Jul 15, 2023
MadamExcellency:


Your response is a clear indication that the Op was right. Someone else is paying your bills. Inheritance and generational wealth won't even make Someone spew the rubbish you typed.
When a child speaks, you would certainly know he's a child....

It doesn't matter how old he/she is...


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Politics / Re: How Tinubu’s Forex Policy Is Growing Remittance Into Nigeria by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:42pm On Jul 14, 2023
Do you all know that 1 US Dollar =11.5GHS (Ghana cedis) 🤔

keep promoting rubbish every now and then..☹️

Nonsense 😔
Crime / Re: Police Corporal, Bright Oke Arrested For Armed Robbery, Snatching Of A Car by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:00pm On Jul 14, 2023
A country where people meant to protect her citizenry now robs them of their hard earned property..

Itz pathetic 😔

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