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Politics / Re: Tinubu Writes Senate, Seeks Approval For $800m Loan Requested By Buhari-led Govt by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:50pm On Jul 13, 2023
Ddeliverer007:
Only the courts can save us
Unfortunately, the court CAN NOT save anyone here..

Bitter truth ๐Ÿ˜”
Nairaland / General / Re: Name One Social Media Slang You Dislike by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:38pm On Jul 13, 2023
NACE13:
"Your face show, your shoe shine".
Till this very moment, it makes no sense to me, no matter how you explain it to me.
I once came back from a long trip last year.. Decided to take a walk one cool evening..

An electrician I met was like, oga yuh face show, yuh shoe shine.. Where as I was on slip-on.. ๐Ÿ˜”

Was just looking at him๐Ÿ™„
Got to find out wat it meant later dat day..

No fvcks given anywayโ˜น๏ธ

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Food / Re: Please Enough With The Record-A-Thons - GWR Replies Nigerians by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:44am On Jul 13, 2023
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Politics / Re: Germany And Nigeria Population In 1980 Compared To Now by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:39pm On Jul 12, 2023
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Business / Re: Investor & Exporter Window Crashes to All Time Low At N788.42/$1 by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:10pm On Jul 11, 2023
TrueNigerian300:


You guys are just foolish, if Obi had won would dollar be equal 410
It was never about good governance for you fools but just want one of your kinsmen to be there.
Any reasonable person knows that the unification of the exchange rates is the right thing to do. But half educated illiterate like you think otherwise.

I just pity some of you fools sometimes and wonder who gave birth to you.
You actually ended up not saying anything meaningful to him..

Please, how do you justify this in all honesty?

I really want you to enlighten me here.

Please I'm waiting..

Best regards

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Food / Re: Another Nigerian Lady Starts 200-Hour Snail-A-Thon In Style (Pix, Video) by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:15pm On Jul 11, 2023
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Religion / Re: German Church Uses AI To Lead Service To Over 300 People by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:12am On Jul 09, 2023
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Politics / Re: 2023 Census: NPC Seeks Extra N256bn For Training, Others by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:24pm On Jul 06, 2023
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Politics / Re: Fuel Hike, Other Anti-Poor Policies: A Declaration Of War On Workers - NLC by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:29am On Jul 06, 2023
The NLC has failed the masses with their usual chants.. Nationwide strike.โ˜น๏ธ.


Go home and enjoy the palliatives given..๐Ÿ˜‹


Let everyone die in peace for pieces๐Ÿ˜”
Car Talk / Re: Subsidy Removal: Taraba Civil Servants Sell Off Cars by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:20pm On Jul 05, 2023
We ain't serious in this country at all.. Since 1960 gained of her independence.. Same crap of shits...

A country cannot grow without the proper place of the manufacturing /industrial sector... FACT!

And those at the upper/lower chambers are just there sitting in gathering of crooks saying that they are representatives of the people.. JOKERS ๐Ÿ˜ 

Perhaps, the country is not even meant for any improvement in the first place..

Very pathetic ๐Ÿ˜”
Romance / Re: I Need A Wife But Seeing Only HookUp Girls & Single Moms I What Would YOU Do? by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:05pm On Jul 04, 2023
Nazgul:
My only concern is who exactly is paying these girls. Guys are lamenting about how hard the economy is, yet these girls are thriving in the hook up business of which 99.9% of their customers are males.

So who is paying them?
Dat percentage is arguably wrong...

There are gud percentage of women who do fellow women these days..

Outside 9ja anyways I..
Celebrities / Re: A Man Who Chases Two Rats Will Catch None - Yul Edochieโ€™s Daughter by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:53pm On Jul 04, 2023
Young woman focus on yuh studies and stay outta 2 adults issue...โ˜น๏ธ

Betterstill, turn to a professional hunter and start chasing rats.. ๐Ÿ˜”

So many issues to deal with in times as this in the country๐Ÿ˜ 

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Romance / Re: My Bride Price Is $15m Because Iโ€™m Still A Virgin โ€“ Popular Lawyer, Ifunanya by Jeffyblaq(m): 7:22pm On Jul 04, 2023
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Health / Re: Joyce Ijeoma Begins 72-Hour Massaging Marathon To Break Guinness Record (Video) by Jeffyblaq(m): 12:17pm On Jul 03, 2023
Na so! A certified prostitute is yet to come display her own marathon skills..

No one should condemn her here..

Let it begin.. ๐Ÿ˜”
Investment / Re: 6 Reasons Men Are Poor In Their 40s - Reno Omokri.. Do You Agree With Him? by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:09am On Jul 02, 2023
A once politician turned an online influencer...

You are doing well omokri
Food / Re: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:26am On Jul 01, 2023
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Politics / Re: Hunger Affecting 4.3m People In Northeast Nigeria โ€“ UN by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:44am On Jun 29, 2023
It would get to the point of grabbing whatever you think could fetch you money at every means necessary...

This is already happening....

If not that Buhari/osibanjo /Apc government really don't have any iota of shame in them.. I wonder what then it is..โ˜น๏ธ

You lied to take millions of people outta poverty.. yet they are walking freely.

This is really pathetic ๐Ÿ˜”
Business / Re: CBN Sets N50,000 As Daily Limit On Contactless Payments by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:53am On Jun 29, 2023
Nobody should throw any banter at any one on this by calling him/her an ignorant fella... Itz actually confusing without proper sensitization.

We all should also inculcate the habit of reading/understanding b4 typing.....

Thanks to you all who tried to make us understand this write up.

Itz crazy out there folks.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Met With Buhari In London Last Night by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:48pm On Jun 27, 2023
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Crime / Re: Nwanyioma Hotel Owner Tortures Nnenna Onu Obini To Death over 17,500 by Jeffyblaq(m): 8:48am On Jun 25, 2023
I told wifey with this her unnecessary vexation she then unleashed it on the gyal stayin with us and she hits her head on any protruding object/edge.. Falls down n stops breathing, she wld definitely go in for it...

Whether the gyal is right/wrong in any circumstances. APPLY WISDOM.

I did it as itz recorded on my phone.. Which she's aware of

Just in case.

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Travel / Re: Trademore Estate, Lugbe Abuja Flood (More Pictures & Video) by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:54pm On Jun 24, 2023
obembet:
If na Lagos now, celebration for don ful here.

Obidient grin
If nobody here would tell you dat you senseless, I will..๐Ÿ™„

You actually dumb and that's a fact.๐Ÿ˜”

Don't bother replying cos I don't care๐Ÿ˜•

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Fashion / Re: Lady Goes Naked To Fix Nails In A Salon (pictures) by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:56pm On Jun 23, 2023
In as much as I like women..

I detest it cos Itz irritating seeing dem uncladโ˜น๏ธ
Politics / Re: FG Okays Re-Opening Of Seme Border For Vehicle Importation by Jeffyblaq(m): 11:06am On Jun 22, 2023
This is what Nigeria need.

Export promotion +import reduction..

But certainly not shutting down the border for anything where the necessary things to encourage the local farmers, funds, storage facilities, transportation for sales etc and the the mayhem caused by bandits have not been tackled.

The government should stop fooling my gullible folksโ˜น๏ธ

I still wonder when people say they are graduates in this country..๐Ÿ˜‘

Itz really pathetic ๐Ÿ˜”

Oh I forgot ๐Ÿ˜ฏwat bout the rice pyramid buhari, osibanjo and Apc led government have been show casing to the world ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค”
Fashion / Re: What's Your Opinion About Women With Multiple Piercings? Especially On... by Jeffyblaq(m): 2:44pm On Jun 21, 2023
Itz not just the Nigerian ladies thing with all those kinda life styles, tattoos, multiple piercings n all of dat...

Say 50% of Kenyan, Rwandan, Tanzanian ladies I've known do wear nose rings and some multiple piercings...

I personally don't have any stress with such a lady. I can only date them.. But certainly I won't keep any๐Ÿ˜‘
Business / Re: Chief M.A. Obagun Is Dead. Founder Of Onward Paper Mill Dies At The Age Of 91 by Jeffyblaq(m): 7:55pm On Jun 16, 2023
Auxtin85:



I and everyone in my class concluded he is a man burning in hell. Itโ€™s about 5 years ago I got to know thatโ€™s Emmanuel Ifeajuna the first Nigeria Olympic Medalist in high jump
Yeah.. He won the gold medal commonwealth game in 1954.

He's also the brain behind the first military coup of 1966. along side major chukuma kaduna nzeogwu and a few others.

A university graduate of university of ibadan who later joined the Army.

Was later killed alongside Victor Banjo and Co by late ojukwu after sensing he was probably wanted to plan a mutiny against the then biafra during the war.

History is just an interesting subject for real.

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Education / Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Jeffyblaq(m): 9:09am On Jun 14, 2023
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Investment / Re: How Farmforte Owners Duped Investors Of Billions Of Naira by Jeffyblaq(m): 7:18pm On Jun 11, 2023
And itz never gonn stop.. ๐Ÿ˜”
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Food Will Be Very Expensive, Say Farmers by Jeffyblaq(m): 6:25pm On Jun 11, 2023
Y'all should be prepared for robbers cos thatz imminent..


No dull cappings here
Romance / Re: I'm So Angry Right Now!!!these smallies are the worst. by Jeffyblaq(m): 5:20pm On Jun 11, 2023
KingDash09:
Correct guy... hafa I Dey do house party today you dey lag?? I want make you shayo wella today
Baddest!
Wish I could turn up..

But at the moment I'm miles away from home..

But itz a small world we livin in..

Just sip easy n keep it low.

Bless up๐Ÿ™

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Romance / Re: I'm So Angry Right Now!!!these smallies are the worst. by Jeffyblaq(m): 1:40pm On Jun 11, 2023
A cousin sister of mine once told me.. Any babe who wish to get laid would definitely give it to dat nigga she likes.. Spending or no spending.

It still doesn't matter if itz the first day or first meeting..

Just don't force it on her..

A word or two... Babe I like u more than you ever know.. Feel me inside of you pls..

I use this line most times and it works for me.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by Jeffyblaq(m): 10:16pm On Jun 10, 2023
Tight game I must say..


Congratulations to Manchester City.

A statue of pep should be erected here..

Man is a tactician ๐Ÿ‘‹

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Politics / Re: Arrest Buhari alongside Emefiele - Sowore by Jeffyblaq(m): 3:11pm On Jun 10, 2023
I dare Tinubu or Apc led government to try dat..

Itz nuthin but unnecessary show off..

Exactly what the typical average Nigeria nigga does..

Noise makers ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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