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Food / Re: Pepper Kpomo And Shaki With Vegetables by Jegiosowor(f): 5:09pm On Jun 23, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies / NG-CARES Thread by Jegiosowor(f): 11:09am On Apr 09, 2022
This is a thread for the NG-CARES grant to be given to Mse's handled by states.
Let us share ideas and happenings
Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by Jegiosowor(f): 10:41am On Oct 21, 2021
Any idea on when the next batch of names will be sent?
Cos I accepted mine since, yet no news
Education / Re: We Buy Chalk With Our Own Money – Teachers in Cross-River Lament by Jegiosowor(f): 4:07pm On Oct 18, 2021
A State with Professors as Governor and Deputy Governor.
It is really a shame.
The short man has taken all 18 local government chairmen and commissioners to Paris while the state rots.
If na to dance shoki with those short short hands he go do am. Tuehhh!

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Want Whitemoney – Jackie B by Jegiosowor(f): 7:00am On Aug 22, 2021
sweetjohn:
Have you ever in your life before as a girl cook for 22 full grown adult? If you haven't, pls, can you just shut the Bleep up

If over 90 mil is on the line I will cook for the whole year
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Want Whitemoney – Jackie B by Jegiosowor(f): 9:19pm On Aug 21, 2021
The guy whose strategy is to cook an make viewers think he's selfless lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thank God, See My Networth As A Banker by Jegiosowor(f): 11:05pm On Aug 12, 2021
1000trillion:
Wanna bless some people here tonight....5k for 50 people or 10k for 10 people

Like for 5k
Share for 10k

Modified:keep it coming, I will compile the names of people to credit and mention you.....by 11pm, I will start crediting people
Health / A Stroke Survivor Needs Your Help Urgently by Jegiosowor(f): 8:17am On Aug 11, 2021
Hey guys
My elder sister suffered a stroke in 2013 at the age of 20, yes 20. It was really a tough time for us which till now we haven't recovered financially.
After about a year undergoing physiotherapy, she was able to gain mobility but her left arm is bent and her left leg is weak and still, she isn't able to move well.

After about 7 years they are still trying to raise money for her to undergo another physio stuff.

Please guys what are the chances of her being normal again? Even if only the hand turns back straight or are we about to waste money again on her?

It hasn't been really easy for her as a young person especially when she sees her mates getting married.

Doctors in the house I need you advice please. The physio has been scheduled to take place next month and she's been assured that they'll be improvements.
Politics / Re: Cross River Governor Dumps PDP For APC by Jegiosowor(f): 12:40pm On May 20, 2021
Feadalezchicken:

I thought he is doing good as a governor in Cross river
When I traveled to Benin
The guys were saying this.... I just laughed
It's just media stuff

No single project to his name.... The state is in rots.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 11:54am On May 20, 2021
genius43:


You are coming from a less powerful phone with a display with smaller resolution that is why.
Ok thanks sor
Politics / Re: Cross River Governor Dumps PDP For APC by Jegiosowor(f): 11:44am On May 20, 2021
We Cross Riverians are so so happy
Ayade mbok carry your bad luck go...
His downfall has already started

I wish he can just test himself by contesting with anything from PDP

Make they sweep am

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 8:38pm On May 18, 2021
genius43:


It was a simple question. What was your previous phone
Vivo y12s
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 7:53pm On May 18, 2021
genius43:


Coming from which phone?
How please
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 4:34pm On May 18, 2021
My R10 battery isn't as strong as I had expected cry
Career / Re: Bank Job Or Federal Government Job? by Jegiosowor(f): 9:16am On May 17, 2021
Baba God
Give me opportunity like this to chose na cry

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 9:13am On May 17, 2021
How can I change font type cheesy
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 9:12am On May 17, 2021
womenareapess:
download gcamator on Google play store and it will do the rest in assisting you in downloading the appropriate gcamera on your phone!


What the fvck!! undecided did I just communicate with a naija woman angry

Don't bother replying me undecided


Lol... Funny guy

A pic with Gcam from my Redmi note 10

Loving this phone overall performance

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 6:44pm On May 15, 2021
Jegiosowor:
Oredered a Redmi note 10 from Jumia
It's gonna be my first Xiaomi device.... Hope I'm making the right decision cheesy
I got the Xiaomi note 10 today

Oya na... Make una assist me, how do I update it? wink

And as a camera freak I need a link for gcam too

Thanks and God bless
Phones / Re: Recommend A Trusted Jumia Agent. I Want to Order RN10 Right Now Abeg by Jegiosowor(f): 9:06am On May 13, 2021
DreamChaser1672:
Thanks all. Phone ordered.
How much sir?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 8:19pm On May 12, 2021
Jean007:
pls which memory version did you order
4/64

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 8:18pm On May 12, 2021
jboixxx:
Don't worry, your decision is good. I have a brother using it and it's been good.
Thanks sir
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 6:04pm On May 12, 2021
jboixxx:
Rhetorical question? If not, you've made the wrong decision asking after purchase!
Yes big bros.... Rhetorical questions
I wanna hear responses o
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 6:03pm On May 12, 2021
FryMosquito:
Nice one, you will enjoy it. Gently take time to study the UI, MIUI that is loaded with whole lot of functions that will surprise you on discovering any grin

I wish I know all those stuff you mentioned o cheesy
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 6:02pm On May 12, 2021
Jemerson:


Should we tell her?
Ah
Bros tell me o
Cos I don't really know much about phones
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jegiosowor(f): 5:05pm On May 12, 2021
Oredered a Redmi note 10 from Jumia
It's gonna be my first Xiaomi device.... Hope I'm making the right decision cheesy

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Jegiosowor(f): 8:32am On May 06, 2021
Please is there any one whose CEO had a mis matched BVn.... Employees called and paid?
Agriculture / Re: My Maize Farm In Pictures by Jegiosowor(f): 2:43pm On May 03, 2021
Weldone
Pray that herdsmen should not site it
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Jegiosowor(f): 2:42pm On May 03, 2021
To you guys that have been paid congrats.
My own company was called yet non was paid.

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Jegiosowor(f): 2:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
Scanty testimonies everywhere
I dey pity people hoping for this money...
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Jegiosowor(f): 10:26pm On Apr 29, 2021
Survivalfund don't come and show us flashes oooo
Let the rain of alerts continue to pour more and even harder
Politics / Re: SURVIVAL FUND Applicants Claimed Not To Have Been Paid by FG by Jegiosowor(f): 1:26pm On Apr 29, 2021
I saw this yesterday and waited till today to see screenshot testimonies online like the first batch and couldn't find even one cheesy unlike the first batch last year where they didn't do much press releases yet the action spoke the loudest and it went viral.
They should've atleast paid a few and embezzle the rest but this our own politicians na wa.... you claim to have paid over one hundred thousand plus people and yet not even one have come out to attest to this.
Anything second scheme na real wash.

Lalasticlala shey una dey see una government?
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Jegiosowor(f): 7:59pm On Apr 28, 2021
Lol guys, according to a statement just now, they claimed they have started disbursement.... Lol ; cheesy

Why do I have a feeling this is a sham.... The last disbursement wastn much spoken about



https://www.radionigeria.gov.ng/2021/04/28/fg-begins-disbursement-of-new-msme-grants/

The Federal Government on Wednesday said beneficiaries of the MSMEs Survival Fund’s Payroll support track and the one-off General MSME Grant have started receiving payments.

It would be recalled that the commencement of payment to beneficiaries of the Payroll Support track and the one-time General MSME Grant was announced on Sunday.

This follows the approval of the Steering Committee of the MSME’s Survival Fund for the payment to successful beneficiaries of the Payroll Support and General MSME Grant tracks.

According to a statement by the presidency, over N13billion has been made available for the Payroll Support track, and over N2billion for the General MSME Grant respectively.

The statement says for the Payroll Support track, where beneficiaries are supported with a N30,000 or N50,000 grant per month for a period of three months, 146,065 successful beneficiaries from 28 States have started receiving payment of the sum of N30,000 each.

It says each beneficiary under this batch of payment will receive the payment of N90,000 as three-months’ salary support directly from the Federal Government.

According to the statement, the states include Abia, Adamawa, Anambra, Bayelsa, Borno, Cross River, Delta, Ebonyi, Edo, Ekiti, Enugu, Gombe, Imo, and Jigawa.

Others are Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Lagos, Nasarawa, Niger, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Sokoto, Taraba, Yobe, and Zamfara.

This brings a total of 465,820 beneficiaries so far under the Payroll support scheme nationwide.

The presidency explained that under the General MSME Grants track, 46,117 successful beneficiaries in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) and 36 States have started receiving payment for the one-off grant of N50,000 each.

This total makes up 50 percent of the required disbursement per State. Another batch that completes the target is forthcoming.

The total number of beneficiaries in this track is 100,000 spread across the States. The one-off grant of N50,000 will be given to each qualified MSME as direct cash injection into their enterprise.

The MSME Survival Fund, a component under the ESP is designed to support vulnerable Micro Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs) in meeting their payroll obligations and safeguard jobs in the MSMEs sector. The scheme is estimated to save not less than 1.3 million jobs across the country and specifically impact over 35,000 individuals per state. Lol


The ESP was approved by President Muhammadu Buhari on June 24, 2020, as a N2.3 trillion stimulus plan to mitigate the socio-economic effects of the COVID-19 pandemic on Nigerians.

The Plan was developed by the Economic Sustainability Committee chaired by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, who the President also asked to lead its implementation.

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