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Crime › Re: How I Ran Gang With My 14 Children- 75years Old Man Says by jejemanito: 11:20am On Nov 07, 2016

Phi001:
How will somebody wake up and start reading epistle?

Abeg summarize that thing and add pishur...

The old man wan form Mafia abi... All his kids joined bad gang...

I'm dead

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Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid, Stop Writing Lousy Lyrics by jejemanito: 11:10am On Nov 07, 2016

Emeskhalifa:
why re you laffing na...
maybe the bed was outside na

Just kill me already cheesy

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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Anti-graft Policy, Marred By Double-standard - PDP by jejemanito: 9:50am On Nov 07, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Allison-Doherty Queen Sekegha Inducted As Certified National Accountant by jejemanito: 9:43am On Nov 07, 2016

You guys are trying so hard to prove something here

Make una leave matter for boda Mathias Jor

If una like make una award all beauty queens ICAN just to make Chichi feel bad Fact is:

Na whom them catch be thief

Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Ekile Deletes All Instagram Pictures Except Ones With Flavour by jejemanito: 9:34am On Nov 07, 2016*

Wait am I occupying a position just beneath a die hard anus fan?

So mama chinyere still followed me to Nairaland

God why me? cry

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Celebrities › Re: Nneze Richards Inducted As Certified Chartered Accountant (Photos) by jejemanito: 9:16am On Nov 07, 2016

I am sad. Everytime I see or hear the word beauty queen, all I think of is cucumber

Social Media is ruining my life

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Romance › Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by jejemanito: 9:05am On Nov 07, 2016

Just be different from the everyday bimbo around

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Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga Celebrates Erica Okundaye's 30th Birthday With Cute Photos by jejemanito: 8:49am On Nov 07, 2016

Haba this one don pass girlfriend na

She is his WOMANFRIEND

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Politics › Re: FG Urged To Stop Paying Niger-Delta Governors 13% Derivation by jejemanito: 8:43am On Nov 07, 2016*

AfonjaStinks:

Urged to stop paying Niger Delta governors 13% derivation ??

Meanwhile, Niger Delta have been feeding the whole of Nigeria since 1467

What kind of fuckery is that ??

Your government have been swallowing their oil since the earth was created and at the end they will be left to suffer

These guys are very calm, you have been pushing their buttons

Guy, you no follow oooo undecided

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Education › Re: How Watching Porn Affects Your Brain by jejemanito: 8:30am On Nov 07, 2016

I quit porn because

1. There was no ULTIMATE climax insight. It makes to move from one craving to another and the cravings are INFINITE

2. It was affecting me physically. It drains vital nutrients away from your body and the one that drove me mad was when it made my bodybuilding chart to always be in recession no matter how hard I try. It's crazy you spend so much time, money and energy to whip yourself into shape only to go back to square one by one act of fluid flow outta your system

Etc

Take it from me IT. IS. NOT. WORTH. IT.

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Romance › Re: This Hilarious Reply From A Twitter Handler Will Blow Your Mind. (pics Added) by jejemanito: 8:10am On Nov 07, 2016

HolyHero:
most of the above posters are lying.. as for me I'm gonna tell her to raise the arse up a little and do away with the g string[\b]

[b]Did I just see Holy in your moniker?

Politics › Re: Nigeria Army Radioman In The North East (Photos) by jejemanito: 1:15am On Nov 07, 2016

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors And Thier Role In This Recession by jejemanito: 7:56am On Nov 06, 2016

Politics › Re: Nigeria Destined For Greatness – Buhari by jejemanito: 7:52am On Nov 06, 2016

Christianity Etc › Re: Whats Your Reason For Not Going To Church Today by jejemanito: 7:48am On Nov 06, 2016

Tallesty1:
My pastor's wife is sitting where I am supposed to sit

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 7:26am On Nov 06, 2016

My best scene!!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is My Neighbour.? by jejemanito: 7:16am On Nov 06, 2016

You don post, oya come force me read am na

Tired of seeing these boring Christian threads every Sunday morning

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Literature › Re: My Honest Observation And Critique Of Americanah By Chimanda Adichie by jejemanito: 6:39am On Nov 06, 2016*

TwentySeven:
Obinze a.k.a Ceiling.

People who read the book will know what I'm talking about.

My best scenes: Any page containing her father.

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Literature › Re: My Honest Observation And Critique Of Americanah By Chimanda Adichie by jejemanito: 6:36am On Nov 06, 2016*

She didn't glorify no sugar daddies The novel was set in a period where CONNECTION with powers that be was the only realistic way to make it.

Honesty wasn't paying off as we cn see in Obinze's life. Nigga was forming americana with posh personality, until hunger and reality made him loyal and went to Chief with his cap between his hands. Adichie was basically being honest

If a man had to bow to the whims of Godfathers before he could make it, how do you expect the females to cope

Summary: The author told an honest and realistic story.

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Education › Re: Aregbesola Boycotts OAU Visit, Following Students’ Threat by jejemanito: 2:31pm On Nov 04, 2016

haryomikun:
When you breed touts as students

Shuush!

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Jokes Etc › Re: See The Alert I Just Recieved!! Pics by jejemanito: 12:03pm On Nov 04, 2016

diehardanusfan:
God why why are you doing me like this

i woke yesterday seeing a credit alert on my phone

disappointed i was when i saw this fuckery

When pesin talk say name dey follow pesin, you no wan hear

This is what always befall a DIE HARD ANUS FAN

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Jokes Etc › Re: See The Alert I Just Recieved!! Pics by jejemanito: 11:59am On Nov 04, 2016

Romance › Re: What Men Should Look Out For Before Marrying A Woman by jejemanito: 11:55am On Nov 04, 2016

OBTSubtle:

Mummy's boy??

Let me tell you something.. Not many people have earned my respect, my mother has earned the most.. She could've quit.. But she didn't.. Ain't no shame for me being a mama's boy.. Either any other woman puts up or fuçks off..

I can have both.. Happiness is important.. I'd rather balance everything.. Besides, what is happiness when my wife is a terrorist to my mum? That's not happiness, that's bullshit

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Phones › Re: Best 4G Android Phones You Can Buy On Black Friday by jejemanito: 11:50am On Nov 04, 2016

Black Friday is scam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Of Ambode's 50,000 Ngn, Idleness And One Night Stand by jejemanito: 6:58am On Nov 04, 2016

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Education › Re: 21 Common Examination Instructions Words And Its Meaning by jejemanito: 6:54am On Nov 04, 2016

Akuko!

Just pour the lecturers note into the answer sheet

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Travel › Re: Dubai Luxury Shops Missing Nigerians by jejemanito: 6:39am On Nov 04, 2016

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Girl Shares Crying Photos On Facebook After Boyfriend Dumped Her by jejemanito: 6:37am On Nov 04, 2016

Why does she look like a malnourished Indian goddess?

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Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid, Stop Writing Lousy Lyrics by jejemanito: 6:29am On Nov 04, 2016

vikishizzu:
From the bed to the bedroom

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Politics › Re: Reps Want Adeosun, Emefiele To Resign by jejemanito: 6:23am On Nov 04, 2016

sarrki:
Nothing as such

Adeosun is doing well

NOI crumble the economy

Adeosun is trying to fix it

NOI crumble the economy emiefele is trying to fix it

Stop embarrassing yourself

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Politics › Re: EFCC Boss Ibrahim Magu: Some Cabals Wants To Bring Me Down by jejemanito: 6:20am On Nov 04, 2016

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