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RomanceRe: Boyfriend Claims To Be Working All The Time But Is Always Broke, Is He Lying? by jelil01: 10:05pm On Dec 14, 2016
Hnmm
SportsRe: Ronaldo Is Better Than Messi.. Stats by jelil01: 7:23pm On Dec 14, 2016
OP
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw LIVE! by jelil01: 12:25pm On Dec 12, 2016
Barca. Killing dem from day 1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw LIVE! by jelil01: 11:23am On Dec 12, 2016
Barca

RomanceRe: Christians,stop Going To Church !! by jelil01: 10:40pm On Dec 10, 2016
Hw is dis related to romance abeg??
banme:
If u think the collapse of that Akwa Ibom church was a mistake and not planned,think again...I don talk my own,if u lyk hear if u lyk no hear OYO!!!... angry angry angry

RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Girl To Have A Guy(s) As Her Room-mate On Campus? by jelil01: 8:12pm On Dec 09, 2016
Aswear impotent niggers full nairaland choi.

RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Girl To Have A Guy(s) As Her Room-mate On Campus? by jelil01: 8:01pm On Dec 09, 2016
ipain:
dude if u are sex freak, not everyone is. WTF is u get dick at all? Must u take advantage of every woman?
hey. I was thinking u will answer with YES OR NO


Do u knw what, my screen is bad. So i can't read more dan one word.


So plz answer with yes or no. Or i assume u don't have grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Am I Wrong? by jelil01: 9:16pm On Dec 08, 2016
Madam, distance relationship is poo.


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Get a guy close to u, show him same or better love.....

And enjoy
Forum GamesRe: Suicide, Or Homicide? by jelil01: 2:36pm On Dec 08, 2016
Because d detective is not a Nigerian grin grin grin
FamilyRe: My Wife Likes Sex Very Rough by jelil01: 12:29am On Dec 08, 2016
babseg:
I wish I can explain or tell my own story on here embarassed
ur wife is beating you?? Eyah sorry ehn
RomanceRe: The Day I Almost Died After Checking My Girlfriend’s Phone (concluding Story) by jelil01: 5:08pm On Dec 07, 2016
As i read d first story, i think say u no go fvck her.


But as u fvck her, it means u don wise up

RomanceRe: My Neigbhour's Son Do Beat Me by jelil01: 5:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
The last time i checked, greeting do not remove anything from d human body.... But beating put pain into human body.


Shebi him senior u.

EducationRe: Man Picks Boy Sent Out Of School In Awka And Decides To Train Him (Pics) by jelil01: 10:45am On Dec 07, 2016
Kk

RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Girl To Have A Guy(s) As Her Room-mate On Campus? by jelil01:
Fozi:
Yes it's right depending on the individual. while I was at school I had a female roommate and nothing ever happened between us
u get dick atall??

Just asking o.
RomanceRe: . by jelil01: 10:41am On Dec 07, 2016
delishpot:
How do people just openly curse others like this? Op answer ya question ya self. Your mom is dying and your wife is in labour choose one.
op will definitely go for his wife. Because EFO is involved.


Op will say he his not God, he can't give life
RomanceRe: . by jelil01: 10:37am On Dec 07, 2016
Hmmm.


Make i park first

CelebritiesRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Stephanie Coker And Olumide by jelil01: 10:15am On Dec 07, 2016
Coker
Christianity EtcRe: Is MMM A Sin? by jelil01: 9:33pm On Dec 06, 2016
I dont knwv o.


But wait let me ask IFA
RomanceRe: Is It Abnormal To Have Feelings For One's Blood Cousins? by jelil01: 8:41pm On Dec 06, 2016
Boybrano:
My case is worse than yours because my immediate younger sister is the one involved here. We parted ways when i was adopted at the age of 6 she was 4, then we met when she was 18 and i was 20yrs. My other brothers thought she was too troublesome but i proved them wrong by proving to them that she was only misunderstood. I know when she's happy, sad and when to joke with her, and to stop. She became to fond of me but i noticed that she wasn't only fond of me, she was having feelings for me. She always sat on my laps and on my dick, insist to eat from the same plate with me,always wanted me to back her, ran errands with me, slept on my bed and did other things which i can't say here. My mum noticed and cautioned us but we denied, though we knew she was right. The things she did made me to withdraw a little bit from her. NB she is very strict and mean to guys, i can swear that she's still a virgin. I trust her and i know her.
you knw wat, get a bae. Because conji no get father
RomanceRe: Guys Test Girls Alot And Yet Many Fail Without Knowing It by jelil01: 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2016
Eddodoh:
Seriously, I can't even imagine doing it.

My cousin brother ones hug my gf while greeting & I saw that the hug was intense. I got angry deep inside & quickly requested that we leave.

In another case, my friend got her number & do call her but he never told me that they always talk while she travelled. When she came back, she told me my friend do call her & I asked her how he got her number, she said that he requested & she felt we were close, she gave him. Immediately, I asked her to delete his number & she should stop all forms communication with him.

Test my babe with my friends ke? I don't want a situation where I will end up in prison cos I fear the consequences of my actions If anything goes wrong. It's better someone I don't know browse my woman instead of a close friend.
lol. Me sef no dey trust my frnds with my gf.. .. ..

Prevention is better dan cure jareh
RomanceRe: Things Men Say To Women And What They REALLY Mean by jelil01: 3:00pm On Dec 06, 2016
Make i book in case
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Moan During Love Making? by jelil01: 11:51am On Dec 06, 2016
I don't want to knw. Me do enjoy d sound jare


But come to think of it @op, if i insert stick into ur a$$hole, u no go shout?? [Just asking]
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Long Distance Relationship DO NOT Work by jelil01: 11:49am On Dec 06, 2016
Me sef, i was in a close-distance relationship.

Who can relate to dis?? ?? ??
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Long Distance Relationship DO NOT Work by jelil01: 11:48am On Dec 06, 2016
drnoel:
Bullshit. I was in a long distance relationship for 8 years with d lady that became my wife before we wedded.
8years.


Hw do u guys understand each other? asin like behaviour and d likes
RomanceRe: Guys Test Girls Alot And Yet Many Fail Without Knowing It by jelil01: 11:43am On Dec 06, 2016
Mimzyy:
Lol. Thanks. I don't intend to go down that lane.

CelebritiesRe: Flavour Shares New Shirtless Photo, Fans React (photos) by jelil01: 11:36am On Dec 06, 2016
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RomanceRe: Guys Test Girls Alot And Yet Many Fail Without Knowing It by jelil01: 11:30am On Dec 06, 2016
Mimzyy:
You have not met a born pretender and I pray you don't. Then you'll understand that some people are experts at hiding their true self until they get married then unleash the inner demon.

This reminds me of a friend that tried to test her boyfriend with another friend. 'Twas planned that the other friend will try to seduce the guy to know if he will fall for it. She ended up losing the guy to the lady.

While it is ok to wana test your partner, we should be careful with our approach.
they are many ways to test your partner. Using another gal/boy to test your partner is very risky. Just brainstorm, there are many ways.
RomanceRe: Guys Test Girls Alot And Yet Many Fail Without Knowing It by jelil01: 11:27am On Dec 06, 2016
MChaze25:
Nice one.
Same with me when i tried going out with a girl my friends warned me that her type looks too materialistic. i ignored them but still decided to give her a very little test. I went to meet her purposefully without my ride. The first question she asked me on sighting me from afar was;- where is your car?...i was like Jeez..is that a morning greeting or how are you that i deserve from a lady?
just imaging

CelebritiesRe: Olamide And Phyno Rocking Live In Engugu(pics,video) by jelil01: 10:22am On Dec 06, 2016
Are they Donal Trump brothers??


Awww i just google search. Am a fan.

So dis is d olamide and phyno i have been their fan.


Hmmm am happppppy.
RomanceRe: This My Cute Brother Will Be Tying The Knot by jelil01: 9:53am On Dec 06, 2016
mikkypel:
Save the date, Its happening on 23rd of December 2016..Check their pre wedding shot
so if Saturday is 25th, na dat day dem 4 marry grin grin grin



In other news, the guy fine like me.
RomanceRe: Guys Test Girls Alot And Yet Many Fail Without Knowing It by jelil01:
To test ur gal make shaaa.


I have a neighbour, during his youthful age, he dey flex like kilode. When he was about to marry, he was dating three ladies. In other to pick d best among them, he gave dem a test.

He loves giving his gfs sweet sms card [those card dat used to be in white envelop]

So on different occasions, dis ladies ask him for money. In return, he gave dem d envelop. Two of the ladies got angry thinking it was another sms card. Not knowing it was the money they asked for. Only one Lady passed the test. And of course they marry.


I have knwn dis man since i was a child. For once, no beef with his wife.




NA D MAN GIST ME OOO

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