₦airaland Forum

Wrong!
IT TAKES NAIRALAND!!!!

https://onpoint.wbur.org/files/2012/05/051412-02.jpg

Silencer1: Ra-pe is a male sport all over the world!
Even in civilized countries.
Speaking about it is not the solution.
Men who commit ra-pe should be castrated! BALLS AND ALL!
Simple!

Another of my finest works!

Lasinoh: We are talking NIGERIAN MALES, not the normal males.
You have to be a SLAVE to prove your SICK love.
Come and take! Make AH tish you sointin!

Highest, I help you make Eba or boil rice for you.
If you nor fit to go take your own soup/meat from pot. . . .make you suffer impotence!
I nor send.

LADIES!!!! THIS IS A TRAP!!!! NA SO ABUSE DEY TAKE START!!!! THE DAY YOU DO NOT SERVE, NA SLAP TOZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Don't START to serve o! NA SEE FINISH BE DAT!

TRAIN YOUR MEN TO COOK AND SERVE YOU INSTEAD!!!!

I repeat! TRAIN YA MEN TO BE DOMESTICATED. . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1084309/debrief-cotton101-those-came-out

https://www.nairaland.com/icons/closed.gif

I chose yous cos, [size=20pt]yous have seen abuse, seen hell, died, woke up[/size] and eventually came out of it alive.

WONDERS. . . . HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR HUSBAND HAS EVER CHEATED ON YOU OR BEATEN YOUR AZZZZE. . .FIND OUT ONLINE FROM THE BEST 'ABEGI HELLEP ME TO BLOW MY TRUMPET' NL TEACHERS AND TESTIMONIALS. . . .


Hmmmm! No wonder!!!! This wan na reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal 'BWAN'. . . .BATTERED WOMEN ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND!!!

And some said I have a dysfunctional marriage?



[size=20pt]I am married to 'MR. PERFECT. . . BUT I SLEEP ONLINE-NL-NVS WITH MUTIPLE IDs 24/7'!!!![/size]

https://www.mr-perfect.com/images/perfectdvdcover.jpg




LWKMD!!!!!

PSYCHOS BOKU-BOKU FOR THIS NL I SWEAR!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VSLDrdgZBI

TYPICAL 'LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAL' BINI MAN!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
Is it a crime to come home without pant. . .if I DID NOT LEAVE HOME WITH PANT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MY 'EDO' BABES. . . .NO SHYTTING! If na 'okoro' or 'Yoruba' babe. . .she go siddon dia dey fast and pray. . . .SHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!! Then come online to make noise!

She said she relocated to her family house when she suspected
that her husband was after her life following the invasion of her
private residence by robbers on two occasions.
[size=20pt]She also accused the husband of having extra-marital affairs withthe house maids.[/size]

Justice Erhabor adjourned the case till 4 August, 2012 for further hearing.

I believe it! NA DEM WORK BE DAT O!

ANY UPDATES?

Unfortunately. . .these are not grounds for DIE-VORCE IN MY 'UNHOLY BOOK'!
You married a 'girl' not a woman. . . .NOW, IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO TEACH HER HOW.

*case dismissed*

Hmmmm! Orisi risi.
THANK MY H-AGNOSTIC GAAAAAAAAAAAD FOR 'H-OPIN' MARRIAGES!
Dem dey beg man or woman for se-x in the 21st century?

FINDER'S KEEPERS JARE. EVEN IF THEY WERE MARRIED. . . YOUR GODS MUST HAVE USED HIM AS A POINT OF CONTACT FOR BOTH OF YOU. . . . if the feeling is mutual. . .go for it! BY GOD. . .CUT OFF FROM THAT FRIEND. . . .ESPECIALLY IF HE IS A NIGERIAN MAN!!!!!!!

YES. . .As long as there is mutual respect and consideration. . .WITHOUT E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI!

They ALL have MDDS AND SDDS. . . .aka mentally and se-x-ually deforming diseeseeez!!!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORLD. . .Not my consain. . . I DON'T KEEP FRIENDS, NOT TO MENTION 'SKANKY BEST FRIENDS'!

almondjoy: I really do not understand the kinds of females Nigeria is turning out these days. 

@poster

You are actually looking for "guidance" after 11 years of marriage?--What have you been doing all these 11 years?  All I can do is wonder at you with your level of educaton.  Please do not teach those daughters of yours this nonsense you are practicing in your marriage so they end up as "doormats" in some irresponsible men's hands!  In 2008?

What did your mother teach you about marriage? --Or did you just run away and get married?  Did you have aunts, sisters and so on--successfully married famales in your families?  Please go and ask them how they coped with these kinds of situations.

Please ladies and gentlemen if you cannot take care of marital issues--do no get married at all!  Some of you do not meet the basic requirements and that is "common sense 001"!

I personally, have nothing to advice you on--you deal with your mess! You never tell a deaf man that there is a war going on.  When he sees others running for cover, he too will run without asking questions!

Rubbish!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY ALMONDJOY!!! I HAVE ALWAYS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKED!!!!

. . . .And who said marriage is a 'bed or roses without thorns'?

YOU LEARN TO GROW THICK SKIN!!!
She go soon taya. . . WOMEN CANNOT DO WITHOUT GOSSIP. . .NEITHER CAN MEN!!!!
Just ignore her. . . you have other things to worry about.
Too bad you married someone from AN OLOFOFO family background!!!

Blazay: Y'all are all God-Fearing zis-n-zat and still do not have the simplest, faith-based courage to solve the least challanging problems. Any African woman who had a miserable/failed marriage, will always be jealous of any man/woman who aspires to find peace and happiness in life. Especially, if it involves HER own children.

Too bad you do not have what it takes to be a reeeeeaaaal man.
Live your life and let misery keep itself company.

Goodluck!

I WAS GONNA POST EXACTLY WHAT I POSTED AS BLAZAY!!!!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo, killing 'im will restore your sister's tarnished self-esteem?
No barry is worth that kind of stress darling. . .ESPECIALLY A NIGERIAN MAN.
Before you h-enter h-into marriage WITH ANY MAN. . . NIGERIAN OR NOT. . . prepare yourself for THE BEST AND THE WORST!!!!

Instead of killing the 'LOZZZA' . . . get your sister some STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONG anti-psychotics! SHE WILL BE NEEDING 'EM!

In the meantime. . .YOU GO AND GET AND STAY WITH YOUR OWN HUSBAND. . . OR WE WILL BE READING FROM YA NEXT ON NL!

Mu che che che che che che

WELCOME TO THE NIGERIAN-LONDON PSYCHO!!!!

Next time, do like madam 'E-WOR-WOR H-UGLY DUCKLINGS' OF NL/NVS and SSSSSSS-HA-G A 'MOD' to the H-ALTAR to cross from EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE. . . .MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE

[size=29pt]"VIA CHICAGO"!!![/size]

Happens all the time. . . even on NL!

*cough-cough*