₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,685 members, 8,432,107 topics. Date: Tuesday, 23 June 2026 at 10:01 AM

Toggle theme

Jellitah's Posts

Nairaland ForumJellitah's ProfileJellitah's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 (of 37 pages)

FamilyRe: When Married Couples Call Each Other By Name by Jellitah: 12:10am On Feb 08, 2013
I call him my 'tomato'. . . and he calls me my 'potato'!!!!
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH. . . . Marrrrrrrrrrrrrriage sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet toooooooooooooooo mussssssssssssssssh!!!! cool
FamilyRe: Married Couples Who Don't Want Kids! by Jellitah: 12:07am On Feb 08, 2013
Blazay: Personal choice.
Love is not based on numbers.
What is the quality of life?
QUALITY not QUANTITY. kiss
EVER SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONSISTENT!!!! grin
Hmmmmmmmm. . . . .AMEN. . . CHIEF BLAZZZZAY!!! I YAMMY 'PRAYING FOR YOU'!

MU CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA

LWKMD!!! TO TEARS!!!

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

cry cry cry cry cry cry

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

cry cry cry cry cry cry
FamilyRe: Connecticut Couple Recognized As ‘longest Married’ In U.S; 81yrs Of Marriage by Jellitah: 12:01am On Feb 08, 2013
Gotta be WHITE folk for real. . .BLACK PEOPLE DEY MARRY?
So-so baby MOMMAS AND DADDAS!!!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! NA DEM GO PREACH 'FAMILY VALUES' PASS!

Awon one 'man', one-blokos!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!! grin

John and Ann met as children, and John would often drive Ann to school. Ann's parents arranged for her to marry someone else, but the couple defied their wishes and eloped
CONGRATULATIONS JARE!!!! cool
FamilyThe Family Section Of Old. . .Compared to RECYCLED NEW? Can You Spot 'Em? ;) by Jellitah(op):
NAIRALAND IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING THESE DAYS. . .SO I AM GONNA CONCENTRATE ON READING OLD THREADS. . . BEFORE THE ADVENT OF YAHOO YAHOO LINGO!. . . AND BEFORE WE ENCOUNTERED AWON ASSSHAWO EDINGBURGH TO SEATTLE FROM WEBSITE TO WEBSITE. . .LOOKING TO CATCH WOR-WOR WIVES AND HUSBANDS! cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin

https://www.nairaland.com/12952/should-wives-submit-husbands/10

https://www.nairaland.com/icons/closed.gif


It shows the type of man he is.
Not more different than many of his kind.
An igbo man for that matter.
Come do you belong to the type of people that blame women for getting Molested,
Anyway you are now making me think I will never allow my daughter to go out with igbo man.
The last time my daughter was at a Nigerian party with me.
There was this silly igbo man that was all over her even tried to force a kiss on her. That type of thing had never happened to her in her life.

Pity she did not tell me on time. The other igbos there did not tell me who it was . They know me and that in some things i know no boundries.
The bastard would have boarded a plane to nigeria that same night
MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. . . E DON TEY WEY AGBOROS DEY FOR NL. . . . cheesy grin cheesy

LONG BEFORE THE DAYS OF 'SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET AUNTY MILITIA'!!! cool

Nothing has changed AFTER 7 YEARS OF DRAUGHT. . .NOTHING ACHIEVED!

Fast forward. . . dem still dey close threads! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
FamilyRe: How To Substain Continuous LOVE In Your Marriage by Jellitah: 11:35pm On Feb 07, 2013
Be a man of your word,and a woman that the heart of your husband can trust.WHEN YOU BUILD TRUST in your marriage,you have it all.
As simple as ABC!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! A nice topic from the NL 'polymonikerings'. . . at last! cheesy

Real married folks like 'US' know that 'sustaining continous love' in ANY MARRIAGE, is not all that it takes! wink

Damn! Time for work already? It is TGIF BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY!!!! cool

HOT'LANTA. . . here I come! TIME TO CHOP AND CLEAN BOTH MOUTH AND NYANSH!!!! wink
FamilyRe: There Are No Bad Children, Only Bad Parents: by Jellitah: 8:37pm On Feb 07, 2013
BAD PARENTS SHYTE OUT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD SSSSHILDRENS PERIOD! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!! kiss
FamilyRe: Will You Forgive Your Girlfriend If She Sleeps With Someone Else? by Jellitah: 8:03pm On Feb 07, 2013
Blazay: She or he has my permission.
What next is what I want to know.
Are you coming home or should I lock my doors?
Or are we swinging? wink

Chances are. . .I am doing the same thing. kiss
First to taya. . .first to quench. . .the show must go on! kiss
DAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RITE BABY! cool
FamilyRe: Will You Forgive Your Girlfriend If She Sleeps With Someone Else? by Jellitah: 8:02pm On Feb 07, 2013
ANODA WAN DON COME!
MU HE HE HE HE HE HE cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Is It Normal For A Woman To Shout At Her Husband? by Jellitah: 7:57pm On Feb 07, 2013
Oh yeah!
Especially, when he wants to pose in front of his friends as "Oga". . . I JUST PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE. . .SHARP-SHARP!!!! grin
FamilyRe: Is It Normal For A Wife To Ignore Serving Her Husband Food by Jellitah: 7:53pm On Feb 07, 2013
Serving food ke?
Bussssssssssshmeats! grin

I WON'T EVEN BE IN THE HOUSE. . . NOT TO MENTION 'SERVE' FOOD! D

Shiooooooooooooooooor!!!!
FamilyRe: Is Being Married And Having Kids A Stumbling Block To One's Dreams And Goals. by Jellitah: 7:52pm On Feb 07, 2013
Sometimes YES! cool
FOR THE MOST PART NO!!!! cool
FamilyRe: Couples Competition by Jellitah:
Gold: Thank you all for your support from this forum; which yielded a great result, my wife was happy when the outcome of the competition shows that we are the best couple of the year.

The following 20 questions were thrown to our wives, which they answered in written, while we answered in oral, you can imagine the crowd reaction, when I answered and my partner’s answers read out compliment mine.

[b]1. Who do your Husband love most among his parent? : HIS DAD!!! cool
2. Who is your Husband best friend? : ME!!! cool
3. What easily annoy your husband, when he returned home from work? : SORRY I AM NOT IN AN 'MGBEKE MARRIAGE'!!! cool
4. His best TV. Programme? : ANYTHING OBAMA!!! grin
5. The wife best Hair style? : [color=#000000]PERM!!![/color] cool
6. What is His best Colour? : BLUE!!! kiss
7. Recite this verse in Hebrew 12 v 14. : TUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIAKWA!!! angry
8. Where did you first meet? : ATLANTA GEORGIA USA!!! cool
9. What is His best Colour? : [color=#000000]SEE ANSWER TO QUESTION 6!!![/color] kiss
10. How many times did he visited the children school last term? JANUARY!!! kiss
11. When last did he looked at you and said “you are beautiful, you are the
best thing that has ever happened to me, my honey, my …. I love you”? : DECEMBER 2012/THIS MORNING!!!

12. What is his best food? : [color=#000000]EBA AND EGUSI SOUP!!![/color] cool


13. How best did he like to spend his leisure time? : WATCHING MOVIES OR WITH HIS GIRLFRIENDS!!! wink
14. What are his best song and the best Musician? AFRICAN CHINA, HOME coolCALL!!! cool
15. When last did you had a special treat outside you home and at where? : LAST MONTH A DINNER DATE!!! cool
16. What is the hobby he loves seen you doing? : COOKING!!! cool
17. What is the last gift he gave you? : DIAMOND RING!!! cool
18. When do you normally observe you family prayer time/day within a month? : NOT MEMORABLE. . .I DON'T PRAY!!! kiss cool

19. Do you know his bad habit or his weakness? : NONE!!! kiss
20. When last did she carry you of your foot happily? NEVER!!!!NOT INNARESTED ANYHOO!!! I AM AN AFRICAN WOMAN. . .NOT AN OYINBO OR AKATA ONE, JUST GIMME MONEY, PERIOD!!! grin [/b]

Our responses to the questions, gave us about 90% which was the highest mark scored, kindly look at it and respond immediately, pls judge your performance.

I will post the picture of the award and our decoration later.
FamilyRe: Couples Competition by Jellitah: 7:24pm On Feb 07, 2013
Attention: Well, expect questions like

best food,
size of shoes, - here they asked my husband what kind of shoes i love, he said hilly shoes and he was very correct
best colour,
what your or your husband does first when they return from work
who is you or your wives closest friend,
they may also ask what you or your wives response would be given a certain situation - e.g in my own case for example they asked if my husband did not return from work till about a certain time and his phone was not available, what would be my next option
also the date you first met

let me know more about the competition as in if its social or religious, then we can fine tune more questions, mine was religious, so other questions may not suite
Best food : Pastries
Best shoes: Sandals. . .NO CORNS PLEASE!!!! COLOR. . . TAN!!!cool
What your or your husband does first when they return from work : SHOWER!!! cool
Who is you or your wives closest friend? : OURSELVES. . . NONE OTHER! cool

If my husband did not return from work till about a certain time and his phone was not available, what would be my next option? : TURN OUT MY DAMN LIGHTS AND GO TO SLEEP!!! cool
Also the date you first met? We spoke on the phone for about 1 month before we met. . .FEBRUARY 10TH!!!! cool
FamilyRe: Couples Competition by Jellitah: 7:20pm On Feb 07, 2013
$$Rhino:
Could be any of the following.
1. who cum first during making love.
2. what is the first thing you guys says in da morning and be4 going to bed at night
3. what is your bad habbit.
3. where was the first time you do a *bling*

Good luck
1. I DID! cool
2. GOODMORNING MOM, GOODMORNING DAD!!! cool
3. ABSOLUTELY NONE!!! cool
4. IN A HOTEL ROOM!!! cool
FamilyRe: Couples Competition by Jellitah: 7:17pm On Feb 07, 2013
godslead: ok check dis out
1. where did u first meet ur partner
2. wat wz he/she wearing wen u first meet
3. favorite food
4. " colour
5. ur wedding venue service/reception.
6. wat is d name(first name) of ur patners mother/father.(birthdays)
7. mention the schools ur partner attended wit dates

1. ATLANTA GEORGIA USA!!!! cool
2. HE WAS WEARING A VERY CASUAL OUTFIT!!!
3. EBA AND EGUSI SOUP!!!
4. BLUE!!!
5. ATLANTA GEORGIA, USA!!! cool
6. I NEVER MET THEM. . .HE IS THE LAST OF 10. . .THEY HAD BOTH PASSED ON!!!
7. OFF POINT!!! LET HIM COME AND TELL YOU HIMSELF! TOO BAD HE IS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED!!! cool
FamilyRe: Couples Competition by Jellitah: 7:11pm On Feb 07, 2013
NO WONDER. . . NO MARRIED COUPLES FOR NL. . .ONLY 'FAKE FACEBOOK' ONES! MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE
FamilyRe: How Could You Live With A Nagging Wife Or Troublesome Husband? by Jellitah: 7:08pm On Feb 07, 2013
Just leave his or her azzze in the house and move to another part of the country. . .till he or she sees reason! cool
Thanks heaven and hell for gentle spouses like mine!
The man nor get time to h-argue! UNLIKE MOST BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH NIGERIAN MEN! cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: How Do You Know When You Found The Right Man/Woman, That God has Chosen by Jellitah: 7:03pm On Feb 07, 2013
Deleted! PHOCKING WRONG SE-XTION! cool
FamilyRe: Bridegroom Hangs Self At Isiala Mbano Four Days To Wedding by Jellitah: 6:52pm On Feb 07, 2013
Welcome to 'MGBEKE' LIFE!!!!! grin
FamilyRe: Cheating Husbands: Ladies Only by Jellitah: 6:50pm On Feb 07, 2013
More 'CHEATING' LAMENTATIONS!

Kei!!!! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
FamilyRe: Are Women In Nigeria Supposed To Expect And Accept Cheating Husbands? by Jellitah: 6:48pm On Feb 07, 2013
misslady: When I was in Naija last, there was a constant statement said to me: "All men cheat".
My cousins told me,
My friends told me,
The mother of the guy who wanted to be in a relationship with me,
The son of the mother mentioned above,

So as a woman married to a man in Nigeria, is she to accept and expect her husband to cheat?
If so, how does she deal with it?

Is the answer the same for a Nigerian man not living in Naija?
Stale news! grin
Women cheat more. . .but do not say I told ya!
ASK AWON HOLY NWENJE!!!!

MU HE HE HE HE HE HE
WELCOME TO H-OPIN MARRIAGES! wink
FamilyRe: How Often Should Married Couples Get Intimate? by Jellitah: 6:47pm On Feb 07, 2013
Once a month with the HUSBAND. . .THEN ONCE IN TWO MONTHS WITH THE BOYFRIEND. . . I PREFER 'MAS-TUR-BATION'! cool
FamilyRe: How Should Married Women Be addressed? by Jellitah: 6:34pm On Feb 07, 2013
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSHAWO 'MRS' OF COURSE! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Is it easy to GET AND 'KEEP'? wink. . .WITHOUT TURNING INTO 'COLLATERAL' DAMAGE ON THE CYBER H-AIRWAYS? grin

BEHOLD MY ROCK! cool

MR AND MRS. . . ALWAYS WITH AND CO TO MATCH. . .BONAFIDE AND SANCTIFIED! cool BLESSED ART THOSE OF 'US' WHO CAN H-ANSWER WIFEY WITHOUT TURNING 'BATTERED-GOATS' IN MARRIAGE OR 'MY FELLOW WIDOWS IN CHRIST'! grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFZq4od-VQ

FamilyRe: If Anyone Were To Intervene In You Marriage, Who Is The Right One? by Jellitah:
Nairaland of course! wink
MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE
aka. . .UGLY FACELESS COWARDS. . .THAT HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS. . .because they ain't gat NONE! cheesy
FamilyRe: Dad Pays 14-year-old Daughter $200 To Quit Facebook by Jellitah: 5:43pm On Feb 07, 2013
Poor dad! grin
Who would want his or her daughter to associate with CYBER RIFF-RAFFS. . . Tufiakwa!!!! grin

Over to 'awon' I WANNO PHOCK YA TO THE H-ALTAR. . .EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE I GO MARRY BORN FOR CYBER DE WOR-WORS. . . GORILLA TEETH AND H-ALL! wink

OVA TO DE WOR-WORS. . . FACEBOOK, WHERE THE H-UGLY CAN FIT TO CATCH 'SPOUSE'! cheesy

Mu che che che che che che


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9qaIFS16nE
FamilyRe: Should I Forgive Her by Jellitah:
H-affairs hia. . .TAFIAS dia. . . .
GOSH! grin SE-XUAL FRUSTRATION FULL FOR THIS NL I SWIA!!!! cheesy
7 days to THE 'V' DAY JARE!!!!
Time to let him see me do my AZONTO-AZONTO-AZONTO!!! cool
FamilyRe: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by Jellitah:
OP. . .you dey dia? wink

WE ARE CHOPPING AND STAYING MARRIED. . .PLEASE, DUN MEIN DOZ WHO ARE JOLOZING YOU! wink

You notice how THE SAME 'SAINTS OF FIDELITY' keep jumping out of the woods to make you feel guilty. . . WHILE SLEEPING ON NL?
MOST OF THEM ARE MISERABLE SINGLE OLD CARGOS WHO CAN'T FIND BETA SPOUSES. . .BUT FACEBOOK REMNANTS!
TRY OPEN MARRIAGE JOR. . .NO CHEATS! cool

VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
FamilyRe: closed by Jellitah:
You are my kind of gal! grin
But you are a novice. . . YOU MUST LEARN TO HAVE THE BEST OF 2 WORLDS. . .WHILE E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI KEEP RACING TO THE DIE-VORCE COURTS! OR AKA 'MY FELLOW WIDOWS'!

Please, learn to 'CHOP AND CLEAN' both mouth and nyansh jor. . . .NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE BESTS OF BOTH WORLDS!

e badu belle and e jolosi 'chopped and dumped' on and off the cyber. . .OR YET TO 'CHOP, CATCH AND KEEP' can only keep hating ya for your 'skills'! wink

YOU KNOW SOME 'FRUSTRATED' SINGLE-OLD CARGOS CANNOT EVEN GET ONE. . .NOT TO MENTION 2!
Many have had their husbands snatched by FACEBOOK WHO-RES! grin

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 (of 37 pages)