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I call him my 'tomato'. . . and he calls me my 'potato'!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH. . . . Marrrrrrrrrrrrrriage sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet toooooooooooooooo mussssssssssssssssh!!!! ![]() |
Blazay: Personal choice.EVER SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONSISTENT!!!! ![]() Hmmmmmmmm. . . . .AMEN. . . CHIEF BLAZZZZAY!!! I YAMMY 'PRAYING FOR YOU'! MU CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA LWKMD!!! TO TEARS!!! ![]() ![]() |
Gotta be WHITE folk for real. . .BLACK PEOPLE DEY MARRY? So-so baby MOMMAS AND DADDAS!!! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! NA DEM GO PREACH 'FAMILY VALUES' PASS! Awon one 'man', one-blokos! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!! ![]() John and Ann met as children, and John would often drive Ann to school. Ann's parents arranged for her to marry someone else, but the couple defied their wishes and elopedCONGRATULATIONS JARE!!!! ![]() |
NAIRALAND IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING THESE DAYS. . .SO I AM GONNA CONCENTRATE ON READING OLD THREADS. . . BEFORE THE ADVENT OF YAHOO YAHOO LINGO!. . . AND BEFORE WE ENCOUNTERED AWON ASSSHAWO EDINGBURGH TO SEATTLE FROM WEBSITE TO WEBSITE. . .LOOKING TO CATCH WOR-WOR WIVES AND HUSBANDS! ![]() https://www.nairaland.com/12952/should-wives-submit-husbands/10 https://www.nairaland.com/icons/closed.gif It shows the type of man he is.MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. . . E DON TEY WEY AGBOROS DEY FOR NL. . . . ![]() LONG BEFORE THE DAYS OF 'SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET AUNTY MILITIA'!!! ![]() Nothing has changed AFTER 7 YEARS OF DRAUGHT. . .NOTHING ACHIEVED! Fast forward. . . dem still dey close threads! ![]() |
Be a man of your word,and a woman that the heart of your husband can trust.WHEN YOU BUILD TRUST in your marriage,you have it all.As simple as ABC! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! A nice topic from the NL 'polymonikerings'. . . at last! ![]() Real married folks like 'US' know that 'sustaining continous love' in ANY MARRIAGE, is not all that it takes! ![]() Damn! Time for work already? It is TGIF BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY!!!! ![]() HOT'LANTA. . . here I come! TIME TO CHOP AND CLEAN BOTH MOUTH AND NYANSH!!!! ![]() |
BAD PARENTS SHYTE OUT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD SSSSHILDRENS PERIOD! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!! |
Blazay: She or he has my permission.DAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RITE BABY! ![]() |
ANODA WAN DON COME! MU HE HE HE HE HE HE ![]() |
Oh yeah! Especially, when he wants to pose in front of his friends as "Oga". . . I JUST PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE. . .SHARP-SHARP!!!! ![]() |
Serving food ke? Bussssssssssshmeats! ![]() I WON'T EVEN BE IN THE HOUSE. . . NOT TO MENTION 'SERVE' FOOD! D Shiooooooooooooooooor!!!! |
Sometimes YES! ![]() FOR THE MOST PART NO!!!! ![]() |
Gold: Thank you all for your support from this forum; which yielded a great result, my wife was happy when the outcome of the competition shows that we are the best couple of the year. |
Attention: Well, expect questions likeBest food : Pastries Best shoes: Sandals. . .NO CORNS PLEASE!!!! COLOR. . . TAN!!! ![]() What your or your husband does first when they return from work : SHOWER!!! ![]() Who is you or your wives closest friend? : OURSELVES. . . NONE OTHER! ![]() If my husband did not return from work till about a certain time and his phone was not available, what would be my next option? : TURN OUT MY DAMN LIGHTS AND GO TO SLEEP!!! ![]() Also the date you first met? We spoke on the phone for about 1 month before we met. . .FEBRUARY 10TH!!!! ![]() |
$$Rhino:1. I DID! ![]() 2. GOODMORNING MOM, GOODMORNING DAD!!! ![]() 3. ABSOLUTELY NONE!!! ![]() 4. IN A HOTEL ROOM!!! ![]() |
godslead: ok check dis out1. ATLANTA GEORGIA USA!!!! ![]() 2. HE WAS WEARING A VERY CASUAL OUTFIT!!! 3. EBA AND EGUSI SOUP!!! 4. BLUE!!! 5. ATLANTA GEORGIA, USA!!! ![]() 6. I NEVER MET THEM. . .HE IS THE LAST OF 10. . .THEY HAD BOTH PASSED ON!!! 7. OFF POINT!!! LET HIM COME AND TELL YOU HIMSELF! TOO BAD HE IS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED!!! ![]() |
NO WONDER. . . NO MARRIED COUPLES FOR NL. . .ONLY 'FAKE FACEBOOK' ONES! MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE |
Just leave his or her azzze in the house and move to another part of the country. . .till he or she sees reason! ![]() Thanks heaven and hell for gentle spouses like mine! The man nor get time to h-argue! UNLIKE MOST BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH NIGERIAN MEN! ![]() |
Deleted! PHOCKING WRONG SE-XTION! ![]() |
Welcome to 'MGBEKE' LIFE!!!!! ![]() |
More 'CHEATING' LAMENTATIONS! Kei!!!! ![]() |
misslady: When I was in Naija last, there was a constant statement said to me: "All men cheat".Stale news! ![]() Women cheat more. . .but do not say I told ya! ASK AWON HOLY NWENJE!!!! MU HE HE HE HE HE HE WELCOME TO H-OPIN MARRIAGES! ![]() |
Once a month with the HUSBAND. . .THEN ONCE IN TWO MONTHS WITH THE BOYFRIEND. . . I PREFER 'MAS-TUR-BATION'! ![]() |
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSHAWO 'MRS' OF COURSE! ![]() Is it easy to GET AND 'KEEP'? . . .WITHOUT TURNING INTO 'COLLATERAL' DAMAGE ON THE CYBER H-AIRWAYS? ![]() BEHOLD MY ROCK! ![]() MR AND MRS. . . ALWAYS WITH AND CO TO MATCH. . .BONAFIDE AND SANCTIFIED! BLESSED ART THOSE OF 'US' WHO CAN H-ANSWER WIFEY WITHOUT TURNING 'BATTERED-GOATS' IN MARRIAGE OR 'MY FELLOW WIDOWS IN CHRIST'! ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGFZq4od-VQ
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Nairaland of course! ![]() MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE aka. . .UGLY FACELESS COWARDS. . .THAT HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS. . .because they ain't gat NONE! ![]() |
Poor dad! ![]() Who would want his or her daughter to associate with CYBER RIFF-RAFFS. . . Tufiakwa!!!! ![]() Over to 'awon' I WANNO PHOCK YA TO THE H-ALTAR. . .EDINBURGH TO SEATTLE I GO MARRY BORN FOR CYBER DE WOR-WORS. . . GORILLA TEETH AND H-ALL! ![]() OVA TO DE WOR-WORS. . . FACEBOOK, WHERE THE H-UGLY CAN FIT TO CATCH 'SPOUSE'! ![]() Mu che che che che che che https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9qaIFS16nE |
H-affairs hia. . .TAFIAS dia. . . . GOSH! SE-XUAL FRUSTRATION FULL FOR THIS NL I SWIA!!!! ![]() 7 days to THE 'V' DAY JARE!!!! Time to let him see me do my AZONTO-AZONTO-AZONTO!!! ![]() |
OP. . .you dey dia? ![]() WE ARE CHOPPING AND STAYING MARRIED. . .PLEASE, DUN MEIN DOZ WHO ARE JOLOZING YOU! ![]() You notice how THE SAME 'SAINTS OF FIDELITY' keep jumping out of the woods to make you feel guilty. . . WHILE SLEEPING ON NL? MOST OF THEM ARE MISERABLE SINGLE OLD CARGOS WHO CAN'T FIND BETA SPOUSES. . .BUT FACEBOOK REMNANTS! TRY OPEN MARRIAGE JOR. . .NO CHEATS! ![]() VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! ![]() |
You are my kind of gal! ![]() But you are a novice. . . YOU MUST LEARN TO HAVE THE BEST OF 2 WORLDS. . .WHILE E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI KEEP RACING TO THE DIE-VORCE COURTS! OR AKA 'MY FELLOW WIDOWS'! Please, learn to 'CHOP AND CLEAN' both mouth and nyansh jor. . . .NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE BESTS OF BOTH WORLDS! e badu belle and e jolosi 'chopped and dumped' on and off the cyber. . .OR YET TO 'CHOP, CATCH AND KEEP' can only keep hating ya for your 'skills'! ![]() YOU KNOW SOME 'FRUSTRATED' SINGLE-OLD CARGOS CANNOT EVEN GET ONE. . .NOT TO MENTION 2! Many have had their husbands snatched by FACEBOOK WHO-RES! ![]() |
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