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 Family › Re: Don't Take Life For Granted: Sometimes There Is NO SECOND CHANCE by Jellitah: 10:22pm On Feb 08, 2013*. Modified: 12:09am On Feb 09, 2013 |
[size=20pt]AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!![/size]  Always keep your hands and azzze CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN. . .while you watch a thousand and ten thousand fall beside thee. THERE IS ALWAY JUSTICE FOR MAN AND THERE IS JUSTICE FROM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!   *no death by 'CHICAGO-ghetto-hood RAP-ISTS ati hired assassination' or 'crippling cyber leprosy' on or off NL!!!!* [size=20pt]AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!![/size] |
| Family › Re: Would Your Wife Know How Much You Earn? by Jellitah: 6:52pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Who cares? As long as HIS part of the bills are paid. . . . .WHICh IS HALF!!!!! I will still find out WHEN WE FILE TAXES!!! God BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH H-AMERICA!!!! |
| Family › Re: Is It Advisable To Have A Male As House Help? by Jellitah: 6:36pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Yes! Time for MADAM to chop too! |
| Family › Re: Ladies Would You Encourage Your Husband To Take A Second Wife If: by Jellitah: 6:32pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Haba! In this day of H-OPIN MARRIAGES? Please, he should feel free. . . .I don 'chop' my shia! Me sef get a 'second' husband. Shioooooooooooooooooooooor!!!! As for sex-ual appetite. . . .he can't be that 'smart' if all he does is PHOCK! Many NIGERIAN MEN only engage in sex-ual activities of such 'stale' proportions because THEY HAVE NO JOB! |
| Family › Re: Comparism Between Car& House by Jellitah: 6:28pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
A CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OF COURSE!!!! You will save more money and LESS STRESS. Building the house will take some time. . . . you can take your time!!!! |
| Family › Re: I Don't Want To Divorce Her,but Do I Have Any Choice? by Jellitah: 6:25pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: Na wa oh!The opposite of 'behind' her back is 'in front of her back'! UNDER HER KORO KORO H-EYES!!!! |
| Family › Re: Why Some Very Beautiful Ladies Get Marry Easily And Faster Than Pretty One by Jellitah: 6:17pm On Feb 08, 2013*. Modified: 7:51pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Ha! Wharrrrah kweshun! If you wanno cook beta soup. . . .na fresh tomato or rotten tomato you go choose fOrst? NEVER MEIN. . . THE H-INTERNET IS ALWAYS AFFFFAILABLE FOR THEM H-UGLY DUCKLINGS. . . . FACEYABOOK TOO! Mu che che che che che [size=20pt]Why Some Very Beautiful Ladies Get Marry Easily And Faster Than Pretty One[/size]See confusion. . . . |
| Family › Re: Adultery Or Polygamy Which Is Greater Danger To The Family? by Jellitah: 11:16am On Feb 08, 2013 |
So adultery is a criminal offence in Nigeria? Back to work abeg! MU HE HE HE HE HE HE When 99% OF NIGERIANS were conceived in adultery? |
| Family › Re: Can You Object The Union Of Couples At A Wedding Ceremony? by Jellitah: 11:14am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Absolutely NOT! Experience is always the best teacher. . . . I don't have time for 'E BADU BELLE OR E JOLOSI' yeye matters! Shiooooooooooooooooooooor!!! |
| Family › Re: How Do You Relate With A Jealous Close Friend. by Jellitah: 11:11am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Lasinoh: Just avoid the 'e-badu belle and e jolosi' and damn what people will say!AMEN. . . LASSSY BABY!!! I don't go near such poisonous snakes!!! |
| Family › Re: Bad Parents Bring Up Bad Children by Jellitah: 11:09am On Feb 08, 2013 |
It takes caring parents to bring up children. An apple does not fall too far from the tree. . . A rotten apple must always fall from A ROTTEN TREE. . . . |
| Family › Re: Please Nairaland Help Ooooooo by Jellitah: 11:07am On Feb 08, 2013 |
This must be AFEMAI people! UZOKHAN!!!! I MISS MY DADDY!!!! |
| Family › Re: Valentino Be Careful Ooooooo by Jellitah: 11:05am On Feb 08, 2013 |
My 'VALENTINE' is flying across continents to visit moi ooooo. . . . After a 2 million Naira FIRST CLASS ticket. . . he better be interested! I am not a 'ritual' material for 'OGWU-EGO'!!! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: I Love My Wife. I Caught My Bestfriend bedding Her, Should I Divorce Her. by Jellitah: 11:02am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Why should you divorce her, when you can't 'bed' her right? You should understand she will soon get tired of your best friend's blokos too! Shiooooooooooooooooooooor! Just as toto nor dey sweet for ever. . . blokos nor dey sweet for ever. Gosh. . . SIMPLE MATHEMATICS! |
| Family › Re: Late night calls to my husband from his ex! by Jellitah: 10:26am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Easy. He always excuses himself. . . so as not to disturb moi. . . .AND VICE VERSA. It is called 'privacy' in marriage, RESPECT THAT! |
| Family › Re: How To Mend A Marriage After An Affair. by Jellitah: 10:22am On Feb 08, 2013 |
POOH-POOH. . . .AWON 'A HEART TO MEND' and other stories. . . . . |
| Family › Re: My Fiancee’s Ex-boyfriend Threatening To Destroy My Fiancee, And Kidnap Her by Jellitah: 10:21am On Feb 08, 2013 |
This is time to fight like a man. If a thief came into your house to steal and ra-pe your wife. . .Will you abandon the situation to come to NL?  |
| Family › Re: I Don't Want To Divorce Her,but Do I Have Any Choice? by Jellitah: 10:18am On Feb 08, 2013 |
There is no need to 'get' another woman pregnant behind her back. . . GET ANOTHER WOMAN PREGNANT ASAP. . . .'IN FRONT OF HER BACK". . . That way, your wife will be forced to LEAVE BY HERSELF. . . Getting a divorce from her by any other means is NOT POSSIBLE, because, you will not be BRAVE enough to say goodbye and part amicably! |
| Family › Re: How Your Personality Is Shaped By Your Month Of Birth by Jellitah: 10:11am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Callotti: TO THE TEE! AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN TO THAT AGAIN!!!! OCTOBER PEEPS ARE HAPPY PEEPS. . .NOTHING GETS THEM DOWN!!!! |
| Family › Re: How Do You Tell Your Wife That Her Soup Is Not Sweet? by Jellitah: 10:08am On Feb 08, 2013 |
I simply tell him. He on the other hand, would ignore eating the soup. . . after ONCE! *3 HOURS TO CLOSE. . . WHAT A WONDERFUL NIGHT AT WORK* |
| Family › Re: How Should Married Women Be addressed? by Jellitah: 12:16am On Feb 08, 2013*. Modified: 7:39am On Feb 09, 2013 |
gparker: Jellitah what's with the pictures? I didn't get the message ooo, but the part about ashawooo Mrs got me laughing why would you even say that and what do you mean by ashawoo Mrs?Some of us are very 'PICTURESQUE'. . . .not against NL rules abi?  I JUST LOVE TO FLUANNNIT! *just to make awon E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI EVEN MORE E BADU BELLETIOUS AND E JOLOSITIOUS(aka MY FELLOW WIDOWS IN CHRIST ATI I GO MARRY BORN FOR CYBER)! Haba! ABI ASHI MODERATORS AND SUPA-ASSSSI MODERATORS NOR DEY POST PISSURES ALL OVER THREADS? ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHAWO MRS = MRS THAT CAN DO ASSSHAWO ALL OVER NIGERIA/NL. . .STILL DEY H-ANSWER 'MRS' WITHOUT MAN FOR HOUSE O! The title 'Mr' and 'Mrs' are ancient BRITISH expressions. . . WE DO NOT USE SUCH ARCHAIC TERMS FOR OKONGWUS IN MY DEAR USA! Barack Obama is simply 'BARACK OBAMA' and Mitchell Obama is simply 'MITCHELL OBAMA'! Period!!! |
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