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FamilyRe: Will You Terminate Your Pregnancy If The Doctor Told You To? by Jellitah:
greatgod2012: so, u mean u will kill your child if his/her father abuse you in any form?
Why transfering d aggression on d innocent child/children.
That child can never be innocent. . .especially with 23 chromosomes from a 'violent BEAST of burden'!

ANSWER: YES!!!!I CAN NEVER ALLOW AN IMBECEEELE TO GERMINATE INSIDE MOI. . . .I CAN CHANGE MY MIND EVEN AFTER BIRTHING IT! kiss

The reason Nigeria and Nairaland is full of deranged monkeys. . .possessed by the spirit of DISCONTENT.

I can NEVER LOVE A CHILD FROM AN ABUSIVE MAN! ESPECIALLY IF HE IS MALE. . . HE HAS TO DIE. . . LIKE HIS DADDY!!!kiss

I endorse this message! cool
FamilyRe: Why Are Men Afraid Of Successful Women by Jellitah: 8:02am On Feb 09, 2013
SERIOUS FEAR O!ALL BECAUSE OF E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI! grin
It takes a real man to put up with us!
All others. . . MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
FamilyRe: Does A Man Need More Than One Wife? by Jellitah: 7:52am On Feb 09, 2013
His business really.
As long as he leaves my house. . . no wahala! grin
FamilyRe: Effects Of Early Marriage by Jellitah: 7:48am On Feb 09, 2013
Very subjective. . . .works for some. . .STILL THE SAME CHANCES OF DIVORCE. . . . kiss
FamilyRe: Do Married Women Need Privacy From Their Husband? by Jellitah: 7:46am On Feb 09, 2013
A lot of privacy. . .to avoid BOREDOM!!!
You can be close without being 'suffocating'! kiss
FamilyRe: Tell Me What Married People Know, That We Single Dont. I Have Answers!!!!! by Jellitah: 7:45am On Feb 09, 2013
Aggggggggggggggggggggggh. . .awon dem singles know it all o!
The reason they are still SINGLE!!!! grin
FamilyRe: Will You Terminate Your Pregnancy If The Doctor Told You To? by Jellitah: 7:44am On Feb 09, 2013
I won't even wait for the doctor. . . .all the man has to do is lay his fingers on me. . .or show any signs of 'domestic' abuse. . . I will even H-ABORT the baby at ANY AGE AFTER DELIVERY! cool Some 'evil' seeds should not be allowed to germinate!!! kiss
FamilyRe: Why Are Nigerian Parents So Brutal? by Jellitah: 7:42am On Feb 09, 2013
Because they were raised in LOVELESS, POLYGAMOUS RANCHES! grin
MOST HAVE 'ABSENTEE' FATHERS!
FamilyRe: Husbands With Security Locks On Their Phones by Jellitah: 7:36am On Feb 09, 2013
I wouldn't know. . . I DON'T TOUCH HIS PHONE.
Not my gaddddem bizz! kiss
FamilyRe: Wives Submit To Your Husbands by Jellitah: 7:35am On Feb 09, 2013
The more they 'submit'. . . the more the become 'DIE-VORCEES' AND 'WIDOW IN CHRIST'!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!! cheesy
FamilyRe: Cheating Wife Busted On Radio by Jellitah: 7:32am On Feb 09, 2013
There is no spouse on EARTH. . .that never saw it coming. . . .
Blessed art those of US who can 'chop and clean mouth without drama!!!! grin
FamilyRe: What Rights Has Your Wife Over Your Mobile Handset Or Vice Versa? by Jellitah: 7:29am On Feb 09, 2013
After mobile phone, what will he or she control next?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!! cheesy
I am not that jobless. . .
FamilyRe: Sex Before Marriage Does It Help? by Jellitah: 7:28am On Feb 09, 2013
Na im some 'NAIRALANDERS' dey carry 'bulging' bags go pose for H-ALTAR?
Preach it to the mosquitos please! grin
FamilyRe: If You Are The Husband Of This Woman, What Would You Do? by Jellitah:
HA HA HA HA HA HA

To 'inpire' is human. . . .
Is Platimumnk not still married to INSPIRED? cheesy
Small wahala abeg! wink

Abeg, juss wash the phone. . .give it back to the owner. SIMPLE!!! grin
FamilyRe: For Married People: When Was Your First Ever Quarrel? by Jellitah: 7:11am On Feb 09, 2013
E DON TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
I sure dun remember! grin
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Wife I Infected Her With Chronic Syphilis by Jellitah: 7:06am On Feb 09, 2013
Not to worry dear . . . you did not invent the disease. . . .YOU ARE JUST A MESSENGER FROM GOD! grin
Where are all those TEHN native doctors when you need 'em? cheesy
FamilyRe: Marriage: What Part Of The Bed Should A Man Sleep On (right Or Left) by Jellitah: 7:00am On Feb 09, 2013
I sleep on the right side!
Even when my husband is not on the bed! grin
FamilyRe: Should Married Couple Sleep On Different Beds? by Jellitah: 6:58am On Feb 09, 2013
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH JES O!!!!

I loooooooooooooooooove my space!!! cool
If I can afford different houses sef. . . .I will prefer that! grin
FamilyRe: 10 Reasons Not To Get A Divorce - Read & Have A Rethink by Jellitah: 12:12am On Feb 09, 2013
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I AGREE. . . DIVORCE CAN ONLY BE A SOLUTION IN CASES OF DOMESTIC ABUSE. . . ONLY!!! kiss


11. YOU WILL MISS CONSTANT PHOCKING. . .EVEN IF IT IS ONCE IN 2 YEARS. . . . YOU WILL DOWNGRADE TO ZERO. . . WHO WILL LOOK AT YOUR KPOMO STOMACH FULL OF STRETCH MARKS AGAIN? OR STRUGGLE WITH YA DEAD BLOKOS AFTER A DIE-VORCE?

YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR SE-X AFTER A DIE-VORCE!!! YOUR SE-XUAL FRUSSSSSTR-EHSHUN WILL SHOW ON NL TOO!!!!!

grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
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FamilyRe: Forgive And Forget Or No Second Chances? by Jellitah:
Ahem! Anoda berrra topic!!! cool

[b]You discover your partner is a compulsive liar, and has been cheating - can you forgive and forget? : [size=20pt]NOTHING TO FORGIVE OR FORGET O! JUST CHEAP H-ENTERTAINMENT. . . .NIGERIANS ARE COMPULSIVE LIARS AND CHEATS. . . EVER HEARD OF 'A BORN-AGAIN'?I WILL JUST LEARN TO HIDE BOTH MY CASH AND KIND IN SAFE PLACES!!!![/size] kiss

Your partner physically/emotionally abuses you can you give him/her a second chance? : [size=20pt]NEVER! I CAN NEITHER FORGIVE NOR FORGET PLUS I WILL KICK YOUR RAGGEDLY AZZZE OURRA MY HOUSE AND LIFE!!! [/size] cool

You find out that the person you have been dating is a convicted felon - can you forgive him/her for not telling you (lying through omission)? : [size=20pt]SMALL PROBLEM. HE NEEDS TO CHECK OUT MY PAST TOO. . . .!I MIGHT BE THE ONE THAT NEEDS 'FORGIVING'! kiss
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Can you give a second chance to someone in your life who abuses drugs and alcohol - or who gambles? : [size=20pt]NO! WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON!!! kiss
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What about someone who is clumsy and keeps breaking stuff in your home - or someone who claims they are good at fixing things and makes matters worse? : [size=20pt]SIMPLE! Just build a small ALZHEIMER'S FACILITY/prison in my compound and confine his azzzze there till he dies. . . and I collect some gooooooooooood life insurance policies on his head to replace all the 'broken' stuff!!!
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What kinds of things can you forgive and forget? When would you never give someone a second chance? [color=#000000][size=20pt]EVERYTHING EXCEPT DOMESTIC ABUSE, DRUG ABUSE AND GAMBLING!!!![/size][/color][/b]

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