Chars1289:


You welcome
A bit of info for the purchase of BTA. You might not get it immediately you request for it. The bank will have to bid on your behalf which might take 3-7days.In addition, some banks might give you a ^Not available^ answer bt inform them that you are not getting it right away but you want to request for a bid tender through them to CBN. You will only need your flight ticket, visa page and Int passport to present in the bank.

teana4040:
Pls how do i contact Vfs...cos i av tried deir numbers ...na machine dey follow me talk o

seunny4lif:
The must funny part is asking them for direction and them go begin dey show u map like u knw the place....I don lost before but i dey always dey use naija brain.....I hate it most when person go dey wait for traffic light hereby missing ur train...I remember when I first use auto tap,I be wan break the thing head...What abt auto light in our room,I go jst wait outside make the light off...So,dat I can open door.....

RedCapChief:
Haha. , ,Absolutely hilarious. I shared the experience of the @op
The kind of excitement that will course through your veins when you exit Lester Pearson airport is indescribable (particularly when it is your first time outside Nigeria.
I also didn't shower for two days when I got to Canuckland. I arrived just before the peak of winter. I (for the first time) experienced that 'white smoke-like thingy' you see come out from Brits when they talk in winter.

Don't play with those cabmen, they are not smiling, but I don't think they set out to deliberately overcharge. One almost gave my padi high blood pressure with his sofri-sofri manner of driving, yet the road was as wide and as empty as @#$%

Enjoy Canada o!
God bless your hustle

2grozz:
Na wa oh
High BP everywhere....
CIC !CIC! CIC !
How many times I call you?
Dont try me oh.....
He that is in me is greater than u....
Still waiting for my good news sha

herkenorlar:
House, just done my medicals, but I was told I had high BP, was asked to come back and collect report from a cardiolgist, I wanna know if this will affect issuance of my TRV, this kinda scares me now, I need clarifications, thanks .

I would have done this earlier but the workload here won’t permit. Anyways today I am free so I gat the whole time to share my experience being a newbie in a foreign land. Touching down at Toronto Pearson International Airport from Nigeria was a great life time experience for me, because it was my first flight, first time out of Nigeria. The journey took about 22 hours including a 4 hours transit at Frankfurt before we touched down in Canada.

I had one hotel reserved from Nigeria, so I got into the hotel shinning my 32 in excitement. All what was running through my mind was ‘as I don enter canny now, my people for Nigeria go take’. Little did I know that the smiling go soon turn frustration. The first challenge was opening the door to my room with that electronic card. I struggled with the door for awhile; I had to call the reception to the rescue. I got to my room and saw all gadget switched off. I didn't know I was meant to insert and swipe the card in an electronic slot on the wall in order put them on automatically. The temperature outside was below 3 degrees and I felt too big to go down the second time because of the trepidation of being labeled a ‘villager’. I had to wither that storm for hours till a Good Samaritan opposite my room came to bail me out.

After such a long journey, a typical human would want to have a shower na so I waka go bathroom sorry washroom lol say make I go bath o. I ran the shower but, the water be freezer water so I had to sleep like that without having my bath. Next day, I ran the tap, same cold water. To cut the long story short sha, I practically didn’t have my bath for two days till a German flat mate arrived and I stylishly asked for his help. I was so happy that I spent almost an hour in the washroom. I remembered the first two weeks, each time I wake up I go rush pick my cloths go iron thinking of nepa lol. Even till now, I still dey hold my phone charger around subconsciously.
The hotel offers free breakfast so I walked into the dining room the first day. They line up mixtures of leaves they called "food" were lined up. I actually taught maybe I mistakenly enter manger ni cos where I come from na goat dey chop raw leaf until I saw one oyinbo man saying good morning what would you like to eat?. As omo naija now I'm not familiar with any of the food so I picked something wey be like doughnut but he no sweet at all!!

I lost some pounds within these few days of arrival as I wasn’t eating well because their food no make sense for my mouth. Infact dem no get food self na snacks them dey call food for here. But when he remain small make hunger commot my eye balls, I ran to a nearby eatery and told the lady I want meat pie, she no sabi wetin meat pie be na so I check the list to see picture of wetin dey familiar. Then I told her chicken and chips she reply with excuse me what do you want?, I repeated myself severally I just look up and point number 9….she laughed hard and said it is fries and wings hehehehehe that’s what they call chicken and chips. I just asked for washroom na dia I take enter ghost mode.

I went to the reception and asked for directions to school from the hotel so I could proceed with registration ishhh. They suggested I use a cab since I be JJC. So I asked the cabman how much he pointed to the counter. As the journey progress my blood pressure kept rising because my full concentration was on the counter. At the same time, I had my fingers on converter and I was automatically converting and calculating the amount I will have to pay him in naira. All the waka wey we waka no pass distance wey I dey use jog for Nigeria yet I paid about 9,000 after conversion chai I con dey reason say how much be Lagos to Abuja self by road na?

Locating buildings in the school na another big milestone. I approached people with the expectations of go straight, turn right turn left naija things now o boiiii na map guys dey show me o….I was like wharris is this na hahahaha. After searching for an hour despite the map, I was able to locate where I was going. The thing be like ultimate search for my face. I remembered opening their doors here….hahahahahahahaha I had to watch people do that severally. There was hardly a time I got to my department without getting lost inside the building. There was a day I entered the building through the normal entrance and got out via underground tunnel hahahahahahha. Consequently, I became so thirsty and I wanted to get a drink from one of the refrigerators in the school. I approached a black guy asking where the sales girl go, he busted into laughter and help me operate the fridge.

My first time in their big bus ehn, I stylishly checked where people are placing their bus pass so entering was easier. The problem was alighting, I observed people were just silent unlike naija wey pple go just dey shout from the back seat Owa, Owa!. I almost called the driver to tell her that I'll be alighting at the next bus-stop then I discovered a wire at the right upper end of my seat, I don't even know what the wire stands for, maybe it's for emergency or anything. I just draw the thing ni no time. Sometimes I go enter wrong bus route hahahahha con dey google my location so I won’t lost. My first week here ehn I tried crossing the road like the normal naija style wey you fit cross anywhere. I didn’t know that zebra crossing is very effective here. I later learnt that all you need do even if there is no zebra crossing in sight is to move close to the traffic light and press the ‘magic’ button on the traffic light to stop the cars while you catwalk to the other side of the road.

Whenever I go to the mall, I always had my currency converter opened and active o. If I see say the tin I wan buy don too much, I drop am no time. Infact I bought wall socket for 5100 naira after conversion because my laptop mouth no enter dia socket I no fit drop that one cause he dey very essential. One last thing I remembered hahahahhaha I wanted to collect my supervisors bag like we do in Nigeria helping our lecturers carry their bags na so some of them wont mark our faces for ‘C’ or outright ‘F’ grade for being rude. The man was just looking at me and wondering what kind of rum I took or if I dey possessed hahaha. I can’t wait to see first timers do some of these things in fall.

Conclusively, it’s been exciting, and educative. I have meet friends like blood here whose counsel keeps me waxing stronger. It’s really an experience of a life time and I am grateful to Jah for giving me this chance. As many who want to experience this kain tin for the fun of it or for whatever reason, just trust God cos he makes things beautiful in his time……hehehehheeh between I am no longer a JJC though *tongue out*

toluine56:

For both masters and undergraduate students, or both ?

hayqinsbFX:
@jengbetiele mi o le o....na now i sabi am.....Monday it is bro....

edwinbiz:
Lol when he Comes he'll know that every body in Nigeria is just playing and thinking their doing any thing in terms of Computer whatever.

invincible2006:


Well, one can't be a good programmer without knowing how to write good algorithms... You translate algorithms into code... So algorithms are the first step towards software development... Are you also doing Computer Science?

invincible2006:


LOL this is serious, well then we'll see what we can do...yeah i agree with you they taught us musty theory here in Nigeria...but since i personally love programming computer and other mobile devices, i had to learn everything by myself...now i guess it's time to gain from all my hard work...

invincible2006:


my big Oga Jengbetiele Sir, i dey great...sorry i forget to personally thank you cos you helped me alot...i really packaged my application based on what you have submitted...will contact you if i have something more to ask.

And about the programming stuffs, thank God i'm good at it i program in almost all the latest programming languages...programming is my hobby, that's what i do for fun...and it fetch me alot of money...LOL

Kepner:
Please has anyone flown Lufthansa recently? I would like to confirm their baggage allowance policy for economy class.
cc Jengbetiele
Please anyone??

sanpay:
which airline?

Team12:
Bros! Na wao.You just disappeared after chopping TRV...abeg check your email,I sent you a mail.

mcdonald123:
Nope nat yet.... M guessing d holidays slowed tins down...

mcdonald123:
Mr jengbetiele, has ur passport being disparched 2 VAC?

lilspiceyy:
Hapi easter house, am kinda worried cos on the 2nd of this month makes it a month I submitted my application to CIC and I haven't gotten a msg thanking me for my patience. I realised the recent pple dat was called for medicals got a mail like dat a month and few days after submission. Pls if there is anyone here that has been called for medicals and didn't get such notification pls lemme me knw before I pass out. . @ornaments,kepner,john4afilliate,macdonald2003 somebody, anybody help ooo

tyraSmith005:
I need a travelling buddy!!!!!anybody intending to move on april 24th...pls pm me..
Thanks.

invincible2006:
I have seen your email and I have sent you a reply yesterday, I guess u haven't received it... Anyways send me an email on habibado2006 at yahoo dot com

hesque:
Chief nah chilling finz o....Yea there was update, the medical status has changed to "passed".

hesque:
Boss! how far with your medicals? I did mine last thursday.