I can relate hahahahahahahahahaha when i came in spring.....my friends said it is no longer cold. I left my hotel room on my polo shirt. On getting out like this, i rushed back inside with full speed go wear 7 clothes. I am not joking o it was 12 degrees then but still it felt so strange on my skin because you no say naija na temprate region. Hahahahah right now if i see 12 degrees lasan i will be so happy because we have been on -8 since last week now. The thing dey do persin for body like say your flesh wan tear ni o. No be small thing

charix:

Back in the day I'd open the window first thing in the morning and stick my arm out as a thermometer. Depending on how fast the cold sinks into my bare arm would determine the thickness of clothes I wear.
After months of doing this, I finally learned the ability to tell how much to wear simply by looking at temperature readings via the internet.

tensazangetsu:

Which of the ghana is the one I school in or another ghana.

The education here is crazy i must tell you........You are most likely going to be lost in class the first semester. There assignments are standard, you will never find the answers on google. Even if you use text books, you will still need to do alot of reading to solve those questions. The grading nko......hahahahahaha for a graduate program here pass mark is 65 percent below that is an F, you fail a graduate course, you are expelled......Plenty plenty things plenty plenty nonsense Hahahahahahaha but still many have done it and many are still doing it and we will keep doing it. Thats why we are blacks, we dont crack!!!

6fit:
From yur experience in 9ja and experience abroad, i swear In one million yrs to come, 9ja can never meat d standard abroad..no b joke

6fit:


Jesus !!!...so all those full scholarship i read on d internet are for real!!

Bros am applying for M.sc in Human resource management, how can u be of help plzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Help a Bro/sis from another mother....my email is :dendjustifydmeans@gmail.com

can drop in any useful link

I am confused hahahahahahaha

6fit:


congrat bro, am happy for u. I intend skooling abroad but finnace is d problem.... Meanwhile give us a clue as regards how u overcome d huddles of processing yur document and finnance. Just to give some us a clue. Am bookmarking dis page cos is kinda educative.

Got full scholarship that covered everything. I am getting paid instead of paying. Havent paid a dime since i got here

Op if you go through this link you will see cases like your own even here in Nigeria

https://www.facebook.com/notes/federal-road-safety-corps-frsc-nigeria/verify-the-authenticity-of-your-new-drivers-licence/10152124093499965/
Where people had their license processed right inside FRSC office yet it is not authentic. It makes one doubt if anything would ever work in our country. Since you said you guys verified and it popped out invalid information, I will sincerely advise you not to go after that document. Because i believe they wont investigate right now because you have not claimed it or make a request. What raised a red flag is the fact that it is comming from Nigeria and also there are three licenses in one package as you said. If it were to be a matter of security concern or a criminal case trust me you will never receive a letter. You will see them knock on your door and you may be quizzed. Those dl are identity document and they do not joke with such here. All those law quoted isnt saying you have committed a crime. They are rather guiding against those document being used for fraudulent purpose. I will say this isnt a big issue and it should not affect any future application. It would have been a different case if you had same pictures or same name or same info on all those or if you were caught trying to hide those 3 in one. I would have advised you follow if those dl tracked on frsc website. Just forget about this and learn your lesson from it. You are not in Nigeria where anything goes and you should be careful of the people you roll with. Those guys are currently snoring now and you are here having slepless night. No friend for foreign land o!! Just you, your God and your studies

round as the top of
tea cups, white as creamer in
coffee – boobs are sweet.
Team big boobs or gerrara hia mehn

kkokoma:
Just like when I first got to school in Norway long time ago, it was late autumn and already very cold, I slept in a cold room for two days before I figured out how to operate the room heater.

I did not bath for the first three days until a guy from the next room showed me how to operate the hot/cold water fixture. Really a shame that our pride will prevent us from asking for help, I will probably still be too embarrassed to ask for help even now.

And the one about the cab drivers? on my first day in Oslo the cab driver took me round a particular square three times until I told him I did not have any money, the scholarship board had directed me to take a cab from the Airport to their office. He stopped the cab, asked for the address again and sped off directly to the place

Adeboye, Household name
We love to dance to your music
Alabefe, Mr. Funwontan
We love to dance to your music

All my life as a Nigerian, I have never supported any party or voted at any level because all politicians are the same. But if this news is true then come 2019, I will make sure there is no vacancy in Aso rock by ensuring all my family members vote for continuity of this change. If and only if this news is true. On a temporal note.....................SAI BUHARI!!!!!!!!!

Oriki Ọyọ

A ki rọ’ ba fin la lẹ de Ọyo

O ya ẹ jẹ a lo ree ki Alaafin

Ọmọ a jowu yọ kọ lẹnu

A bi Ila tọ-tọ lẹhin

Pan-du-ku bi soo ro

Ibi ti wọn ti ni ki Olowo gbowo

Ki Iwọfa sọ tọ wọ rẹ nu,

Ṣe ko le ba di’ ja, ko le ba di apọn

Ki Ọba Alade le ri n jẹ,

Ọyọ mọ l’ afin Ojo pa Ṣẹkẹrẹ, ọmọ Atiba

Babalawo lo d’ fa, pe ibiti ilẹ gbe yọ ni aye wọn,

Ọyọ ode oni,ni Agọ-Oja, Ọba lo tun tẹ, laye Atiba Ọba,

Adebinpe OSakẹkẹ, Adebinpe, eji ọgbọrọ, Alade lẹyẹ Akande,

Ọba, aji bo ‘yinbo se le ri,

Ọba taa ri, taa ka po la po, taa kọ fa, lọ fa,

Taa ka pata,lo ri Apata, Bẹmbẹ n ro, imulẹ lẹhin agbara,

Ọdọfin ijaye,o jẹ du ro de la kanlu, ọmọ a ja ni lẹ ran gan-gan,

Eji ọgbọrọ,Alaafin Atiba, Ọba lo ko wo jẹ, Ko to do ri Ọba to wa lo ye,

A ji se bi Ọyọlaa ri, Ọyọ O jẹ se bi baba eni kan-kan

Pin ni si lọ ‘mọ Erin t’ n fọ la ya ‘gi,

Ọyọ lo ni ka rin, ka san pa, ka gbẹsẹ, ko yẹ yan,

Oko ala kẹ, ọmọa fo ko ra lu, t’ wọn o ba mọ Erin,

Se wọn o gbọ‘hun Erin ni,

A ji sọ la, ọmọa jo wu yọ kọ lẹ nu.

You are given that

z = (314; 159; 265; 358)10 = (100100100100101010110011111011001001110)2 :

(a) Is z exactly representable on a VAX-11 as a single precision floating
point number?

(b) Consider also the double precision case, were an additional 32 bits are
appended at the end of the single precision mantissa.

(c) What binary numbers are actually stored in both cases using round-ing.

The following example, of rounding a binary number, from say 3 binary
digits to 2 may be found useful:
0.000 ! 0.00
0.001 ! 0.01
0.010 ! 0.01
0.011 ! 0.10
0.100 ! 0.10
0.101 ! 0.11
0.110 ! 0.11
0.111 ! 1.00

Congrats!!!!

slimmy2000:
@ Darefestus, big congratulations to you!!! See you soon at Lethbridge.

Joe980:
Talk to ya flatmates for some sticks. Smoke ya ass off

ayam short of words *Lighting my cigar with electric current* come and join me

Joe980:
O ya, go to bed!

Sleep no come ni........any idea?

LOVINA1245:



as in ehh.... my flatmate smokes lyk coalpot.. I don tayah sef

Lol@ smokes lyk coalpot . Where i lived before now too na smokers den i reported to the landlord severally but na only fake bragging the guy dey always brag he go just dey shout i said no smoking in my house yet na smoking spree everytime na so i leave the place go another house. My current house is the second since May and i will be moving out again this month. I no wan get odour of cigar when i come back Nigeria report them to landlord and if norring happin change house abi yaf sign lease ni

twizzie:
As much as we cannot remove the God factor, I think it is pretty obvious why things are working for her... From little I gathered here, she be Efikko... Have you heard of the term Brain drain? There are some people all these developed countries cannot just afford to ignore...Upon all the nerds they have in first world countries, they still poach and recruit form developing countries..They pick Naija's best and give them mouth offering offers cos they don't even want them coming home...And as Nigeria doesn't appreciate or give room for improvement, who will look back?

Morale of my Epistle? Make yourself an asset! Even if you are denied visa, your school will fight to have you!!

Congrats Team12! Your family is blessed...
*Back to school search*

You know i was actually discussing this with a friend here today.. One thing I have observed over time here is most canadians are very lazy, they dont wanna go to school. All they know is smoking, coking parties and whatever. They have a responsive government that takes care of there mess to a large extent. Canada truly needs people because they are densely populated despite being the second largest country in the world by landmass. As much as Canada wants people, they are highly selective. They dont just want every tom dick and harry. They need raw talent, high flyers, first among equals. And once they see that prospect going by how strong your application is, TRV becomes easier, schooling becomes easier, you go just dey chop grants and fundings up and down. They will even pay your flights and hotel bills for conferences in other countries. As a matter of fact, you may not pay a dime till you have your Phd and live reasonably well without having to take any other job except you are bored. Having invested so much in your talent, do you think they gonna let you leave just like that? It is impossible!! I am with you on this!!
Mama team12 Congrats

hayqinsbFX:
My bro from season 7.....God bless you....
Thanks for the wishes....

hahahahahaha you even rename part to season na Idols abi Project fame

hayqinsbFX:
And it's a new month......My birthday month, My birthday week....

What other birthday gift would I desire O Lord, than to be granted my TRV into Canada...

I wish everyone a happy new month...May we recieve a divine visitation this month IJN.

God bless

God will grant your heart desires in such a way that you will scream and shout and Oh God!!!! I asked for rain you gave me flood of blessing!!You without reservation opened the floodgate of heaven and i am drenched and soaked in testimonies. This has been my own story right from my first day here bro. If he can do mine, then he can do yours baba haykinsbfx. So keep ya head up and keep believing baba. Oya where is ya sigh of relieve
Psalm 37:4
Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.

kishimi8:

What kind of help , and what exacly do you mean by algorithm programming.

I guess you mean applying an algorithm to solve somekind of problem

I said algorithm and or mathlab programming, gat some...meaning either of the two....are you a genius in matlab programming?

Hi everyone,

Can I get anyone here with a very strong background in algorithm and/or mathlab programming?? I need help

Thanks

The fountain of Knowledge....reduced to fountain of thuggery and confusion ....One day one crisis!!!!

AriseOCompatrot:
After teana4040's post of delay after medical, I decided to fly under the radar, hoping and praying this would help me dodge the bullet but alas...I got hit!

Status changed to medical passed at 12 noon yesterday, then got emails of message and update at about 3pm, only to log in to see correspondence...Application Refused! Purpose of visit, travel history, financials.

Even though I am a guy, I suddenly feel like a lady who has just been gilted by her lover So I guess the only thing left to say is...it was fun while it lasted.

That's it from me folks, I'll be taking some time off to recoup and to regroup. I hereby close the gate to all bad news. Every other person after me shall have positive testimonies to share, in Jesus Name!

#GodHasWon

Woww!!!! This is so unbelievable!! from medicals passed to refusal again....I heard the case of someone who got medical call and got refused for the same reasons as yours!!! It is well bro, regroup and refire and try ensure its not so close to the 'rush' period.

GboyegaD:


Your students' account office is similar to what we call the bursary office in Nigeria. They accept Debit cards thus, it is cheaper paying directly since there are no fees involved.

Boss, I dont need the money to pay any tuition cos aint paying any....I just need to reunite my money with me so i can sleep in peace every night like oga onyeoma3.......

GboyegaD:


Ok. Write them an instruction to move the funds or if you have your debit card, go to your accounts office and pay with it. The exchange rate as at yesterday was N155.04/$1 which is very good.

..........i have my Nigerian bank atm card here what do you mean by go to your account office and pay with it?

GboyegaD:


You could transfer it to your folks and get them fill the form and initiate the transfer on your behalf.

boss the wahala be say.....i no collect token before leaving naija. my bank dey waste my time so i vex commot

fellowbeing:
I will kill myself on Wednesday if am not able to sort this out. I'm tired of this life even though people around believe all is well with me. I am a 23 year old undergraduate of University of Ilorin. I am a spill over student due for graduation last year. I had 2 courses for first semester and 5 courses for second semester, including project. I really tried my best this year, so that I can graduate. The trauma, depression, studying with my juniors, O God, after stressing myself reading day and night, preparing hard and settling project issues, just to discover that I failed 2 courses in second semester. I will now splash, not again. I am pressing some buttons IF the courses can be waved. I discovered that I failed the two on friday after checking my results at the level adviser's office. How will I inform my parents? I don't have a choice than to just end this if nothing can be done before Wednesday evening. The pressure is just too much. I am the first born of my parent. They are expecting the good news not the splash news again, not after supporting me for a year.

Let me quickly share my story with you....the best sermon is one's personal experience. I left secondary school in 2004. By 2005, I got admitted to a state university in Ekiti State. After two years of studies in Ekiti state, I discovered the program i was doing was not accredited. To make the story worse, nearly all lecturers in the faculty of science passionately disliked the program. It was called SLT then. Consequently, they mark down our papers. Not only that, they called us all sorts of names like NFA, unfortunate students and the likes anyone who attended the university and did that course can attest to what i am saying. My dad happens to be a staff of the University, so i told him about the poor grades, everything i heard about the program, and the intensity of the lecturer's hatred for the program all to no avail. All he said was whenever students dont want to read, they come up with different flimsy excuses so i kept mute.

After five years of my life in that school, my dad was made one of the board members of the faculty so he saw the whole results since the inception of the program. He saw so may spill over students from year 2000, and the fact that the program has not been accredited. I was in 500 level(final year) then with alot of carry overs.....carry over is not a big deal in that program....people had 15. My father saw how bad it was and he immediately invited me to his office for a meeting. He blamed himself for not listening to me when i complained 3 years earlier and he said he would want me to transfer immediately. That was how i took my transcript and returned to 200level in another school entirely when i ought to graduate with maybe a third class or a pass.

I wasted 5years of my life in Ekiti as a result of this, i was so sad and depressed. Merely sitting with my younger brother's age mate turned my stomach in anger. Infact when i got to the new school, my own younger brother who i happened to be ahead of by 3years became my senior. The retrogression started affecting my grades such that attending classes became a burden. Along the line, i sat myself down and reasoned deeply about how my life has been. For crying out loud, I used to the best student in secondary school. I was only unfortunate to have attended the wrong program in Ekiti. Though i wasn't given any certificate despite the number of years spent but what about the life lessons i learnt?. I made a concrete decision to change my attitude towards my new classmates and I began to humble myself to a fault. Above all, i began to see my new school as the golden opportunity to start afresh again. My declining grades all of a sudden began to soar so high such that i had 5.0/5.0 in one of the semesters and i ended finishing top 5 out of the class of about 300.

Today, I am currently in Canada on a graduate program fully funded by a Canadian university. Up till now, I am yet to spend a dime of myself in Canada because the scholarship covered everything. Guess what?, I even got two scholarships from two different universities and just last week, I got another funding again. Yes just last week! What if i had committed suicide then? . Would i have seen the goodness almighty God has packaged in my future today? What i am saying in essence is you can fall as much as possible but whenever you fall and refuse to rise again is when you failed. The righteous shall fall seven times.....but they shall rise again.

Conclusively, whatever the case maybe, dust up yourself and try again. Do not give up so easily because winners never quit and quitters never win. I am sure very soon you gonna look back and smile. Every successful man or woman at some point had a share of that gloomy period when you feel you are all alone and the world is about comming down on you. But I am happy to announce to you that alot of people have tread this same path and today they have become success and point of reference in the society. Brother, it is never how far, but how well and tough time never lasts tough people do!!!!!!

Chars1289:


Yes,know someone that purchased PTA from Fidelity bank this year.

I wanted to buy PTA around April ending, they said it has been cancelled a week prior to that time na!!

Onyeoma3:


Form A is your best bet in my opinion as the rate is very friendly at the moment.

With that form A, I can get the money transferred right? Had i known about this i would have done it before leaving Nigeria. Withdrawing with Atm here is highly counter productive

akanni:


i think i deleted it by mistake.
@jengbetiele, i no see your message for pm o, werin dey?

baba o....I just replied your message o

Onyeoma3:


It was put on hold at some point in the past, but I think it's up and running presently. Maybe, your departure period coincided with the temporary unavailability of the PTA/BTA service.

Someone could still verify though.

Yes when the dollar was 209...I will find out from my account officer later during the day. Thank you so much!!

Onyeoma3:


[b] Hello,

I'll advise you get a PTA (Personal Travel Allowance) from Diamond bank or Fidelity bank (The 2 banks I know with the lowest exchange rate when I did mine 2 years back). The max you can get with this is $4,000USD which you can come to Canada with and convert back to CAD as soon as you open your account at any of the Canadian Financial institutions.

In addition, if you still more massive transfer, initiate the form A transfer before leaving with your bank (1st or Diamond bank is ideal in this case too) by telling your account officer about your intentions. When you get to Canada, open an account, send down your bank details back home and let one of your family members complete the transaction for you (reason for payment is usually tuition and /or upkeep). All that will be required is your bank details, admission letter, NYSC discharge cert, Degree cert (not too sure).


Lastly, since the placing of the annoying limit of $300/day on offshore withdrawal from ATM by CBN, this option has further being advisable for POS transaction (there is no charge as well as limit for POS transactions with your debit cards, master or visa).
I'll advise Diamond bank for offshore ATM transactions as well cos they have one of the lowest conversion rates and their charge is $240 per withdrawal.

Also note that visa card conversion rate is lower than mastercard irrespective of the financial institution.

N/B: While I was taking my courses during the fall session, this study about the different transactions was ongoing all thru as well. So, basically talking based on personal experience. [/b]

I wanted to do Pta then but my bank said CBN cancelled it.... early this year so i had to jejely leave my money in my Nigerian bank because those northerners were selling CAD 180 then. Still looking for a way to move the money though...do you know of any other way without having to loose so much!!