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mekaprime:
Shutter Island .... 6.5/10
Genre :Mystery, Thriller


The movie was an average for me, the thrills was no were near that of IDENTITY . The plot was a little bit predictable & secondly, i didn't quite feel the mystery. It was a nice movie though.

Ehh? Shutter Island is average?

DonBenny77:
See painment

So yesterday at Shiloh service you needed to see the tithe, it was so huge that they needed a huge mack truck to move it not to mention of the cashless tithing.


Glory!

We are dangerously rich
His word says we shall be lenders to nations

See how you have become a parrot for your MOG.

Please, go and receive sense

kodded:
Elijah did it in the bible, or are you saying that Elijah is a babalawo ?

Elijah was an old testament Jew. Not a christian.

DonBenny77:
Shut up you demonic Antichrist!

Thanks for the abuse. It means the truth is hitting you.

Please try to reason with people. Don't just hurl religious insults on people you disagree with.

It would have been better if you defended your tithing with facts

kodded:
wall gecko good na, if I'm the one , I will turn him into a dragonfly


#IStandWithAkproro

Instead of asking God for wisdom, Akpororo wants spiritual powers to turn someone into a wall gecko. Whats now the difference between him and Babalawo?

globalresource:
bro Akpororo did justice to Freeze. I was there live lol

If you believe in tithe, keep it up
If you Dont believe in it. Hold your money

Last time I checked, we are of different DNA and beliefs

You Dont force your belief up someone's ass

Why is it that people who defend tithe usually use foolish arguments to defend tithe?

Between Freeze and the tithing pastors, who is forcing beliefs on others? Your pastors who use manipulative and threatening sermons to extract tithes from members.

Do you know that tithing is in catholic doctrine? But you will never hear reverend fathers hammering on it. Why are orthodox churches not bothered by freeze? Because they are more organized and guilt free on this matter.

Anas09:
Thank you dear. The son of wrath called Freeze watched Shiloh but did not hear when Oyedepo said he is paying more than 25 thousand staff every month without stress.


Freeze is Jealous. He is old enough to have Isaac Oyedepo as a son, yet, in all ramifications, he cannot match up to the young man. He thinks men are known for talking plenty.

Freeze is right. You are just too biased and brainwashed to admit it.

Oyedepo is too proud to be an MOG. This is a result of too much money from deceiving people. Oyedepo has become arrogant.

The bible says that man cannot serve 2 masters. But now, we have christians who worship money and still claim to worship God.


By the way, Freeze has lovely children. You should look at your life before you ridicule someone

kenodrill:
I am dangerously wealthy.


I have dominion..



I receive dominion


I take dominion

Take as much dominion you want. It won't bring money into your bank account.

What?

Is this thread actually stickied on the religion section?

Seun, what is Nairaland turning into? Does this mean that we should stick every Mega Church's end of year program on the religion section? I know other churches that have their own programmes

This is sectarianism.



cc Lalasticlala, mynd44

carzola:
He has a right to be rich
Not withstanding the occupation...


As long as he is not a criminal
He has every right to be rich.

My people gather here let's tap into
Papas blessings

This 2019 we shall all be dengerously rich
In Jesus...

Let our enemies see our wealth and
Start to criticize us...

In Jesus name!!

If you know your walking into 2019
dangerously rich shout Amen!!!

It is clear that poverty has dealt with you. I mean, this level of nonsense that you just wrote can only come from someone who is impoverished in body, spirit and mind.

Keep defending a proud and stubborn MOG.

Damfostopper:
It's December again..... my worst movie for this year are......

The strange ones ......
Annihilation......
Beirut......
Ocean's 8....
Pacific Rim Uprising......
Venom......
Operations red sea


Movies that I didn't felt like watching for this year......

Black Panther.....
Avengers infinity War....
Acrimony......
Ready player one...
Fifty shades freed.....
Cloverfield paradox....
Death wish....
Hurricane Heist.....
Blackpool 2.....
Alpha.....
Predator......
Escape Plan 2.....

Johnny English Strikes again......

Sir, are you trolling? What exactly is blackpool 2?

Also, how are venom and annihilation some of the worst movies you have seen. They are both good movies. Annihilation being a very interesting sci-fi movie.

Anas09:
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I came into Nairaland neck deep in Christianity, i don't know abt being nuts and menopausal. Any which way, thanks for the compliment.

Okay. But you were more gentle when you first arrived

falexchristopher:
I know your destiny can't be okay. I know you hit your head on the ground when you were a baby

Your brain is full of crap as a result of licking pastor's yansh.


Keep defending an arrogant tithe hustler

Anas09:
Why does everybody fink am a guy? Am a hot babe jare.

Anas09 used to be cool back in the day.

Now, she's menopausal religious nut

I trust Freeze!!

Freeze is right! Oyedepo is a proud, loud-mouthed being. So arrogant for a man of God.

What does the bible say about pride?

TLisieux:
An organisation that kills innocent babies in abortion and sell their body parts. An organisation that claims abortion is healthcare. Smh. They were exposed by investigative journalist David Daleiden. Also watch the move: Gosnell. It will show you the horrors of abortion which planned parenthood is deeply into. I can't wait for Trump to finally defund them.

If only you remove your bias and realise that Nigeria actually has more illegal and unsafe abortions than the western countries.

The irony is that people have more unsafe abortions where it is illegal.

Trump is a clown that does not care about women.

JSayin:
Satanic ritual baby sacrifices in America are no longer enough. Planned Parenthood now has Nigerian office.

I thought abortion was illegal in Nigeria? Who issued Planned Parenthood an operating license in Nigeria?

Who told you that planned Parenthood does baby sacrifices?

Too many religious clowns in Nigeria.

I hope you are not also a Trump supporter.


Abortion should be legal. Planned Parenthood also offers other services.

beamtopola:
This satanic organization wey trump wan defund? Ikilling babies and selling body parts is what they no

Sharrap.

Plenty people are in need of their services.

Only silly Nigerians support Trump. Trump that hates blacks.


Religious clown. Satanic indeed.

alexistaiwo:
After downloading venom (near perfect movie by the way) , I don't know how the devil took control of my thinking faculty and made me download "Conjuring curse" which I erroneously thought was part of the conjuring series.



Comman see how wack director, amateurish producer and shitty actors and actresses were using my 200mb and time to do movie apprenticeship.


To compensate me for my loss.
Can someone please recommend a nice horror movie for me?



P.S:
The autopsy of Jane Doe 7/10.
Irritating, disturbing and disgusting but not scary.
Still enjoyable.

The Devils and the Gunners 9/10

Best horror movie coming out today.


Plot summary
The Demon of failure, Mourinho, is trying to possess and dominate the holy gunners in the Theater of Nightmares. It is up to Saint Emery and the noble gunner men to fight back against Mourinho and his minions of red devils.

urahara:
I think we can concluded that Jewish exceptionalism is due to their very high Iq rather than silly myths of Yahweh

Are they the only ones with high IQs?

Every race has had their time of exceptionalism, abeg. Jewish exceptionalism is usually overestimated

MuttleyLaff:
No, not you.
The question wasnt to you as I've already asked you before.
The question was at Ishilove.
Why aren't I surprised you can't watch the pilot talkess the whole

You can't blame me. I watched the pilot and almost vomited.

It would be like me telling you to watch a satanic ritual tv show. Would you sit through that crap?

But if you are willing to ask any questions, I'm game

MuttleyLaff:
Oh yeah, the reason why I really posted.
Did you ever get to watch the Joan of Arcadia series when it used to be aired?

Nope. And I ironically thank God for that

Ishilove:
You have a strange way of making amends.

Apology accepted

Thanks. I feel good!

Ishilove:
Screw you

Okay, I deserved that. I just want to make amends.

Sorry

Beorn:
You too like wahala.

My middle name is actually "Trouble".

Ishilove:
Please I need mindfvcking thrillers. Any suggestions? I'm starved!

Beorn, olu4life, KoiceReloaded

Why? So you will come back and misinterprete them with inaccurate ratings?


Anyhow, please watch:

Timecrimes
Predestination
Coherence

They will blow your mind.

MuttleyLaff:
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v363280nFSFMC66 - Pilot 101
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v384437hZJ6YSHD - 102

Cute Boy God:
Remember me?

Joan Girardi:
Why all the familiar looks?
Doing the greatest hits, or are you getting a little pleased with yourself?

Cute Boy God:
You see me the way you want to see me, Joan.
Like right now, you're mad at me... maybe you feel safer being mad at me when I look like this.

Joan Girardi:
You have a lot to answer for, buddy! No one asks to be born!...
So we all get to die, and then everyone we love dies?

Cute Boy God:
Yeah.

Joan Girardi:
And... and that's good for you?

Cute Boy God:
Joan, there's nothing about death that I can say that would make sense to you.

Joan Girardi:
A lot of what happens here really sucks, so much for your... perfect system...
Can you see me being really mad at you right now?

Cute Boy God:
Yes.

Joan Girardi:
Why does it have to be so hard?

Cute Boy God:
What specifically?

Joan Girardi:
Being alive, let's start there.

Cute Boy God:
You wish you weren't alive?

Joan Girardi:
No! I... I don't know. I wish... it didn't... hurt so much.

Cute Boy God:
It hurts because you feel it, Joan... because you're alive.
You love people, that generates a lot of power, a lot of energy.
The same kind of energy that binds atoms together, we've all seen what happens when you try to pry them apart.

Joan Girardi:
So, if I don't get attached to people then... it won't hurt so much?

Cute Boy God:
No, it's in your nature to get attached to people, I put that in the recipe.
It's when you guys try to ignore that... when you try to go it alone, that's when it gets ugly. It's hell.

Cute Boy God:
It's Hell? Like the Hell?

Cute Boy God:
You know I'm real, Joan. You've always known, you're not crazy.
Then you got chance to see what it really looks like.
Crazy is destructive, it tears down. I'm all about building up.

Joan:
Then I suggest you take up carpentry.

Cute Boy God:
What do you think this is all about?

Joan:
Uh, you I suppose.

Cute Boy God:
It's a creation, Joan. It's not a destruction.
And that's what I want you to do. I want you to be creative, I want you to build things.

Joan:
I build lamps!

Cute Boy God:
Relationships, possibilities, connections.
[Pulls a book from His jacket pocket] Look, have you read this?

Joan:
You stole that!

Cute Boy God:
Well, technically everything's mine.

Cute Boy God:
Joan, I need to talk to you.

Joan:
Unless I'm missing something, we are talking.

Cute Boy God:
I want to be honest.

Joan:
Okay, who are you?

Cute Boy God:
I saw you today.

Joan:
Saw me where?

Cute Boy God:
Outside of your house. Look, I didn't mean to scare you.

Joan:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. That was you?
[He nods] That guy was an old guy.

Cute Boy God:
Okay, this is the difficult part.
I don't always look the same.

Joan:
What are you talking about? What do you want with me?
'Cause I'm gonna warn you, my dad's a cop. He's not just any cop he is *the* cop.

Cute Boy God:
I know who your father is, Joan.
He's Will Girardi, he's born September 4th, 1955, in Chicago. His father was Gerald Girardi, his mother was Elena Monroe.
He had an uneventful childhood, attended Mother Cabrini high school, and Morten Junior College.
After that he joined the police force in 1980. Then he met your mother, one Helen Brodie, she was an art school drop out. You're the middle child of three. About a year and a half ago your older brother, Kevin was in a car accident. Fractured his back, left him a paraplegic. You have one other brother, Luke, who's fifteen.
Your favorite color's green, you love salt on cantaloupe, Jim Das broke your hear in eighth grade. And you're afraid of clowns.

Joan:
Who are you?

Cute Boy God:
I've known you since before you were born, Joan.

Joan:
I'll ask you one more time.

Cute Boy God:
I'm God.

Joan:
[Joan sees Cute Boy God waiting for her] Hey, God! Get lost, I mean it.

Cute Boy God:
I know you think you mean it.

Joan:
You know, I'm going to give my father a full description and a composite drawing, you'll be booked before dark.

Cute Boy God:
Maybe he'll be too busy thinking of creative ways to ground you for mouthing off in French class.

Joan:
Are you spying on me?

Cute Boy God:
I'm omniscient Joan, comes with the job.

Joan:
Okay. So you're God?

Cute Boy God:
Yes.

Joan:
As in, God.

Cute Boy God:
Right.

Joan:
Old Testament, Tower of Babel, burning bush, Ten Commandments, God.

Cute Boy God:
Well I come off a little friendlier in the New Testament and the Quran, but uh, yeah. Same God.

Joan:
And I'm supposed to believe you because...?

Cute Boy God:
Because you have a feeling.

Joan:
No I don't. [Joan turns and walks away]

Cute Boy God:
How about you believe me if I agree to overlook that promise you didn't keep?

Joan:
[Joan turns back around] What promise?

Cute Boy God:
Let's see, that you'd study hard, stop talking back, clean your room, and even go to church, if I recall, if I let your brother live.

Joan:
[Joan stares in silence, stunned by what she's just heard] How did you know about that?

Cute Boy God:
Omniscience, look it up.

Joan:
So you let my brother live, and now you're here to collect?

Cute Boy God:
No, I don't bargain. That would be cruel.

Joan:
Okay, so let's say you're God.

Cute Boy God:
Thank you.

Joan:
I wanna ask you some questions.

Cute Boy God:
No.

Joan:
No?

Cute Boy God:
No, as a general rule, I ask questions.

Joan:
Are you, are you being snippy with me? God is snippy.

Cute Boy God:
Let me explain something to you, Joan. It goes like this: I don't look like this, I don't look like anything you'd recognize. You can't see me. I don't sound like this, I don't sound like anything you'd recognize. You see, I'm beyond your experience. I take this form because, you're comfortable with it, it makes sense to you. And if I'm *snippy*, it's because you understand snippy. You get it?

Joan:
Sort of.

Cute Boy God:
Good, because I'm really not snippy. I've got a great personality, you'd like me.

Joan:
Well, I'm not religious you know.

Cute Boy God:
It's not about religion, Joan. It's about fulfilling your nature.

Joan:
Oh, I definitely haven't done that.

Cute Boy God:
Exactly.

Joan:
Well, let's, let's say you're God.

Cute Boy God:
Joan, I *am* God.

Joan:
Okay, well let's see a miracle.

Cute Boy God:
Okay. How about that.

Joan:
[Joan looks up] That's a tree.

Cute Boy God:
Let's see you make one.

Joan:
[Joan is in the hallway of her school. God appears as an older woman selling cupcakes for the soccer team] You're getting really good at showing up when nobody needs you.

Old Lady God:
Well, now, that's your opinion.

Joan:
So what do you want me to fail at this time?

Old Lady God:
Now what makes you think you failed? You did exactly what I asked you to do: you observed.

Joan:
Hmm! And what good did that do anybody? Ramsey's going to jail, Adam hates me even more...

Old Lady God:
Observation is a more powerful force than you could possibly reckon. The invisible, the overlooked, and the unobserved are those that are most in danger of reaching the end of the spectrum. They lose the last of their light. From there, anything can happen.

Joan:
Okay. Fine, I observed Ramsey, his life is still ruined.

Old Lady God:
His life wasn't the only one at stake.

Joan:
What do you mean?

Old Lady God:
[Starts pointing out different students in the hallway] There's Laura Eason, ninth grader. She plays the flute. She would have been one of the first to go... [gunshot sound] coming out of Orchestra at the wrong time. And Andrew Bayer: he would have tried to save his friend Lawrence DiStasi and lost his life. [two gunshots] And Gavin Price. [gunshot] And three other students in the cafeteria. And Mr. Harvey. And Ms. Schmidt in the library. And finally, Steve Ramsey himself. And for each of these faces Joan, there are twelve more whose lives would have come to an end today - lives altered forever by you. By the simple effect of being present, by entering the light, by joining the dance. [Joan wipes away a tear]


JeromeBlack click on the links above to watch the pilot and then afterwards navigate for the entire series
The above snippets are tasters to what to expect from the dialogues
Come back, lets discuss when you're done watching all.

I don't have time to watch the video now. Will save it for later.

But for the dialogue, God sounds like a scammer. He never answers a question directly. Then he even goes to say that he doesn't generally answer questions.

Is it the. Surprising that religion is a scam?

alexistaiwo:
You obviously don't follow my post here.
How many times do I have to tell you.
Stop being so serious all the time.
This place is not a board meeting conference room, have fun bro.
Social media is my playground so don't take my words to heart.

Example last week, I wished diarrhea on those who recommended a movie and came back to say that I am the one having the diarrhea.


Life is too short.
Catch your fun whenever you can.

You seem to have had a crappy week. Life is shitty sometimes

armadeo:
I usually watch movies to be entertained and try not to fault them but venom was shit.

Everything was wrong, I couldn't feel the movie at all. Too much crap thrown in my face ( despite my love for superhero movies).


Ad I said before there should have gone the deadpool route and made It bloody Stamp R18 on it and let it fly instead of the child like movie they attempted to make.

Did you notice that despite all the killing one drip of blood didn't appear in the entire movie.


P.s @ muttleylaff WTF

I swear, venom would have been mad if it was r18.

The killing sprees, the bloodlust, the foul language etc.

In fact, there should have been a cameo where venom infects Deadpool but venom runs mad and flees to another host because Deadpool is just too crazy.

So no one has seen creed 2?

Abeg na! I want to start argument on creed 2. Fvck venom

MuttleyLaff:
We know that and all
but I repeat, in all honesty vaxx, what feature(s) does the OJ Simpson and Holocaust memes, have in common?

vaxx:
in both cases - O J Simpson and the Holocaust - there is definite physical, photographic and eyewitness evidence. Evidence of empirical demonstration are all what they have in common.

MuttleyLaff:
Thank you.

And the point that Muttleylaff is missing is that the OJ Simpson case has nothing to do with skepticism. OJ Simpson escaped with murder because there was a rule based system which the prosecutors failed to follow properly (even though they had the evidence).

The court is not solely based on skepticism. If you have evidence against someone but obtained it illegally, the court will throw away the evidence.
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Muttleylaff, it is high time you learn to follow logic and learn to discuss with people. Both christians and atheists have been pointing out the same issue to you but you remain stubborn. Better grow up.

isnovic:
I understand where you are, but you will soon discover by yourself the truth like all your kind.

Ignorant men like myself choose to belief in the simple things via faith, which in many ways confounds people like yourself who are already “full” with knowledge.

I wish you Shalom and your god peace.

Jesus showed doubting Thomas proof.

Bro, where is your proof?