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Na bush baby jorrr.

Today is the beginning of the ember months.
What do you wish for in this month?
Me: I wish to become the HOD of my department this month. An election (selection really) is coming up by the end of this September. I pray I'm selected.


Happy New Month!

NoToPile:
You can use acid, the plumbers know which ones used.

Thats how I took hypo to one apartment we rented like that Chai hypo did nothing as strong as it is, some tenants are terrible sha white and blue kitchen tiles turned layered black the landlords Wifey was telling me she had even washed the one her strength could carry.

Asked the plumber if he knew what would work he said there's a chemical they use, I think it was acid, last last he cleaned the tiles with the chemical, I had to pay him to do it, that was the only thing that worked, some was poured in the toilet bowl, it all peeled off. I am almost certain it was acid.

Terrible people everywhere

Hahaha. E no easy o.
The thing get as e bi.

Foodqueen:
Get hcl from chemical shop.

Ok. Thanks.

For those who are in my shoes and don't know what HCl means. It's Hydrochloric acid.

frozen70:
Get battery acid water from a Batter charger

Drain the water in the closet with a mopping stick
Then pour the battery water into it but be careful because it's acid

Leave it for a while like 10mins and use toilet brush and omo to scrub it off

Then flush it out

See ideas.
Kudos.
Thanks.
Happy New Month.

Acidosis:
Just get a new one. When the new one gets stained, hypo or harpic will work. The current one you have is too old.

Ok. Thanks a lot.

LadyRosa:
Why will it get stained?
You don't wash your toilet frequently.

If you have issue with toilet washing all the time,buy a gallon of hypo and sprinkle in your toilet atleast three times a week.You can sprinkle in the morning before going to work and flush off when you're back.

It helped to kill germs too.

Wow.
Thanks. Women are really trying in home maintenance.

nahzyla:
Use iron sponge. Scour the sink with it and any good Detergent.

Ok. Thanks.

LadyRosa:
Well, moving into a new house there are things you just have to change.Toilet seat is one of them, you don't know how long in years it has been used.

If you have the money,just change it.

If not, as someone suggested use liquid acid.

Hypo may not do much.

The house was built 3 years ago but the owner ( the only occupant) used it badly.

How do you clean your own toilet and/or bath tub?

LadyRosa:
Buy a new one or second hand.

I just want to know how to clean it.
How do you clean the one in your house?
Do you just buy a new one each time it is dirty?

nifemi25:
Save yourself the stress and buy another one. Atleast that will gives you what you want

And what happens when the new get stained?

badaru911:
... Get harpic.... But the best is battery water (acid)... The moment you get it, use it instantly... It will be white as snow...

I will try this. Thanks.

Acidosis:
Have you tried Hypo?

Yes o. Didn't work.

walosky:
Get a Coke

After leaving it on the sink for an hour and washing it off with detergent, the stains were still staring at my face.

Landmack:
Perv!

Sharap.

Having children scares the shit outta me.
Imagine going through all the stress and later discovering that the child isn't your?

Guys, fvck any girl you want but when it's time for marriage, marry a virgin.

This Mrs Obi pvssy go sweet ehhh.

Rozross:
Obi should have just stick with Atiku and patiently wait for his time, this time is definitely not Obi’s.

I agree.

I moved into this new apartment recently and I found the toilet sink so stained.
I am not really comfortable with it.
Please what can I use to easily remove these stains and have a sparkling white sink?

richie240:
You're mostly right but I'll need to add: her mind is not necessarily with d one who disvirgined her but with the guy with d biggest preek/d guy with d best 'bed-games'.

As u are sweating ur head off pumping d 2nd hand pucci, she thinking "mtchewww...chibuzor's prick is longer and thicker than dizwan.....let him just do all he has to do and stop wasting my time"

But if u marry her as a virgin, ur preen, no matter how small/short, will always satisfy her.

Cha..yi.
This your analysis bad pass my own o.
I fear.

tsdarkside:
blaimy....who the hell is kenkenso....??

So you don't know kenkenso of NNPP?

domchike:
You people hatred for Ndiigbo wil destroy you

Who told you that we hate Igbo?
My brother's wife is from Anambra. My sister's husband is from Enugu.

BeanmanX:
Ask this Akwaibom girl Uyaiincomparabl,,,

She no fit tell me say she never fvck Yoruba guys.

domchike:
How people think is worrisome, you don't want Peter Obi to be president because he is IPOB yet you don't want IPOB to get their referedum

You're a chicken.

Atiku is a thief.
Tinubu is a drug lord.
Obi is IPOB.
Abeg, who person go vote for now o?

I don't know who will win but
what I do know is that kenkenso will not win 2023 election.

Mamijoh:
No One Can En no One Will.

Cus the victory belongs to Jesus. The vic'try belongs him.

Na yansh first jare

Depends on who (or what) you're dating.
*Dating a hoe ? Ask immediately.
*Dating a single mother? Ask after the first date. If you wait longer, you're a fool.
*Dating a girl with more than one body count? Ask as soon as she makes any request (urgent 2k).
*Dating a girl of 25 -30? Ask whenever konji hits you (you don't need to respect or try to keep such ladies. Her time is almost up so she will want to pin you down. Fvck her and let her find another man).
*Dating a virgin? Ask when you have made up your mind to marry her and start a family.

In all you do, never marry a woman you did not disvirgin.

You want your children to be great in life?
Marry a virgin woman.

Kilo kan mi kan person mata oo.
Persin wey don made o.

Akwa Ibom girls na Yoruba guys be their dream o.

Don't mind the foolish old man called Tinubu.
He's crazy but I will still vote him come 2023.

natedroid:
I met a girl I considered a good spec recently, fixed a date with her ,suggested we just go to chill and relax at my place (my sitting) since it offers more privacy, security and comfort after I drove to pick her up from her junction

But She refused and was more interested in us going to some fancy expensive restaurant or Cinema and it was almost 9pm . I had to reversed at the next junction and drive back to drop her at her gate

My concern is what if I decides to play along and take her out on a couple of dates where I’ll definitely spend 30k plus and she still refuses to follow me home or for us to package. She’s an undergraduate and lives off campus alone .

She often calls me on phone but I fear that she’s probably seeing me as her next meal ticket

Is a girl more likely to give you the cookie sooner if you use money and other stuffs to impress her ?

I know that kind girl.
Now listen. This is how you play this kinda game.
Take her out one time. Don't spend too much. Display wads of cash in her face but spend little on her.
The next day, call her and meet somewhere (restaurant or any where). Then take her to her place safely.
Call her later that day and tell her you want sex. Quickly reaffirm that you will spend heavily on her after the sex. She will pretend not to be interested.
Go and pick her up. Take her to a hotel. Fvck her stupid ass dump the bitch.
She will call you. Sure. Pick the phone and tell her you need FWB.
Congratulations. You've got a used pvssy.
Make sure you don't spend more than 20/30k on that stupid girl.
Na runs girl she be. Probably from AkwaIbom