₦airaland Forum

Atiku carry Dino malaye as DG.
Tinubu go carry Lallyboy of plateau state. How APC dey think sef?

2023 will go down as one of the most interesting years in Nigerian political history.

Black man na animal aswear.
Simple power, you go feel like say you be God.
Shame.

It's a family matter.
Alhamdululai! We give thanks to God.

Medianna:
Its funny.
You still love him. Does he love you??
If the answer is yes then make small shakara and accept him.

What if he leaves her during her shakara period?
One girl do me shakara for about 3days. I left her and moved on. She was so angry that she called some boys to beat me up. When the boys met me, they hailed me because I am a correct gee.
They went back and told her that she made a mistake and that she should come and beg me.
Chayi. I fvcked that girl. I used her and used her until she became useless to me.
Las las, I dumped her.

Karen2024:
My boyfriend ditched me for another lady few days ago. Now he discovered she's a chronic cheat and he came begging me to forgive and accept him back.


Should I accept him back? I still love him.

You're talking like you have a choice.
You should be glad he came back for you.
He's practically doing you a favor.
Reject and Regret.

Expect a song titled: Accident by Dunsin

You have the right to be called whatever you want.
If you changed your name to DOG, nobody will question you.
Leave Tinubu alone.

Join bandits. You won't be alive to regret it.

La click, la bend

deltateam:
See picture

This phone is useless like kwankwaso of Kano.

Chiboy419:
Atiku is a businessman will all know that...
Peter obi is a businessman will all know that...

The question is


How did tinubu became so wealthy without any business empire or track record someone should please explain this for me I'm over confused here

Give one reasonable reason and i will support Bat from today

He stole Nigerians money to become a governor and stole Lagos state government money to campaign for presidency. He's a criminal but we will still vote him.
Obi will course serious war if he is elected president. Nigerians are corrupt; we need corrupt leaders like Tinubu and co.
I will vote TINUBU!

SisterFire:
...like finding Nemo?

Babe, don't play with my head. You want it or not?

virginprincess:
, Bobo is jealous,but the photographer didn't do anything wrong na ,he was doing his job.

Ahbi o.
Since she's comfortable with it. I won't say a word.

SisterFire:
...Just like that ?

You need a memo?

SisterFire:
...Omg
She has big labia right? If true her gspot is right there at the outside just like me .

Should we give it a try with you?

Zionzoom:
I'm currently shagging one currently
I be Yoruba Christian boy and I dey shag hausa Muslim girl

How u get am na?

Generalwoodz:
I'll advise you hit the pussy like LeBron. But one thing here is: look around your environment and clearly figure if you should keep the tryst a top secret or blow it like a trumpet.

Are you worth your salt at sex? From the years of experiences under my belt, I learnt that if you're damn good, these pussies would clung to you like leeches.

I got botty calls from the slender looking, curvaceous and curved breast and chiseled face specs. A handful brought deep love but most came for the sex. And I gave it to them real good.

Armed with top notch eloquence in Hausa lingua Franca, coupled with my brilliancy evidenced in the lecture halls, and handsomeness accentuated by apparels I flaunt around, little wonder they seem to fall when I just try.

Perhaps I'm being braggadocios here I couldn't stop myself because I was surrounded at all fronts by these gals. A northern University.

I may wife one in the near future. Not your average lady that hawks awara with a heavily painted face covered in an unwashed Hijab under the sun, or Aisha who sells Masa by the road side or maybe Zara who works at the cleaning department of a General Hospital.

Nah. None of them. These above mentioned are waist deep into Islamic tenets. You may only have your luck in fuccking them...

In the near future, amma wed the aristos among this sweet tribe. I love their culture. The only dent here is that I can't convert to a Muslim.

I might ascape the country when that time comes because I want no WAR with her folks.

Time shall tell sha

Ok.

Rahkman:
U better do it under code or u go die like goat

Hmmmm. I understand.

Humblerobot4422:
One thing be say dey careful their dudes them fit cona you one night say you Thief or you blaspheme Allah. But for the smart Girls,they, she can go extra mile to do anything especially when you understand Hausa... But most of them like coded relationship eh ...., just follow her up no let her know your smart.. let her do the smarties. If you succeed shark her ones. Any time she will come to your house she will only come with a hijab she won't wear anything inside.

Cha yi. You're too much.
I dash you the trend. Do with it as you want.
I leave nairaland for you.

Wife that has cheated on him for less.
Stupid man.

Next time, post its picture.

No 2gb phone for that price.

Jackofall:
1) I can respond to any message from any app right from the notification panel, without having to open the app itself. Can you do this on iOS?

2)I can enable focus mode, that allows me to "shut up" all the distracting apps on my phone, this prevents me from being able to open the app, and prevents the app from showing its notifications. Can you do this on iOS?

3)I can minimize an app on the screen. This mean I can be on another app while another app is minimised on the same screen, basically operating two apps at the same time. Can iOS do this?

4)I can enable dark mode and reading mode, which helps to protect my eyes from blue light at night and reduces the strain on my eyes at night, so I don't have any worries viewing my phone at night. Can iOS do this?

5)I can snooze any notification for a given time. As in if I don't want to see a particular notification from an app for some period of time, I can do it. Can iOS do this?

6)My android 12 phone can automatically scan a picture I send on WhatsApp and if a mobile number is in the picture shared, it will let me know if that number is on WhatsApp and if I want to message the number on whatsapp. Very amazing Can iOS do this?

7)I can stream channels from cable TV(like DStv and co) right on my phone, using an app. Although it consumes a lot of data and needs a very steady internet connection to work smoothly. Can this be done on iOS?

I can activate SOS(Emergency) on my phone if I'm in trouble. I will just press the power button 5 times and a message and my live location will be sent to the phone number/s of trusted people that I have set.

9)I can do almost anything on my phone, all I need is the app created for such purpose. Can iOS allow installation of apps outside it's app store?

By the way I'm using a redmi note 11 on Android 12.

You can add more things you can do on your Android that you don't think it's possible on iOS.

I thought this one have sense o. Simply install the needed app and any smart phone will do these.

If you see each day thank God.
If you survive accident Once thank God.
If you survived twice thank God but if you survived accident thrice! Omo that one na to thank the entire heaven by visiting them.

BUK is where?

BigDawsNet:
Nah... Rihanna is a billionaire

So Madonna is a thousandnaira?

We4all:
It is already happening.

Do you know the kinda women I date?
The ones who value their body. The ones who never pray to be mounted by two men. The ones who rather die than have another man (except hubby) mount them.
Not those street dogs you call women.

We4all:
This campaign will be your undoing. Your virgin wife must cheat on you because you deserve it.

The devil is not that powerful.

rocknation62:
Oga wey sabi everything only if you know wat fame is. Fame can make you misbehave regardless the age!

Now talking about age, Olamide is in is early 30’s with no scandal. So it doesn’t have anything to do with age it’s just your mindset & being focused so as not to get carried away

Come and knee down here.
Listen. Just because you don't hear about their scandalous act doesn't mean they don't have one.
I am close to some of these guys. So, if I tell you what you don't already know, you will run out in terror.