₦airaland Forum

mejai:
All I know, whatever u do, don't mix harpic with bleach (for those experimenting). It will choke u. Whether it will choke u to death, I don't know. But it won't pity u Sha.

Bye!!!

Thank you.

blessedweapon:
Do your thang playa

Waitin be playa again?

LikeAking:
Don't try it.

Remember heaven.

Remember hell.

Hw will God feel if u sin.

You've got a point though.

If you white wey wise, she go wise.
But if you meet the one wey mumu ehh. Monkey beta pass am sef.

EmiDon11:
Yeah we broke up

But she is feeling that i will beg as i use to do when i was a SIMP.

She doesnt know that i dont care about her anymore.

I have considered not talking to her but thats childish.

I want to make her know that i dont want her again.
And will never in my life accept her back even if she begs.

How do i do that?

You're a man!

Chat her up. Once she asks a question, take two years to reply.


To end any relationship, stop doing what you were doing at the beginning of the relationship. Boom, ship sinks!

Harris na correct woman.

No mata how strong you claim to be, when toto open eye, you go weak.
Toto na your mate?

So this one marry woman wey old pass am?
Shame.

This Hausa girl has been hitting on me for days now; sending me messages on Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter asking about my day n my love life.
We are both working in the same company. She's smart and very social.
One time, when she knew we were going to meet, she dressed so sexy despite the cold in Bauchi.

I have never sharked Hausa girl before so I need advice.

Dem dey make Pen+s hard no be small.
Quit drinking, find happiness somewhere and live long.

JOACHINpedro:
Every guy should know this na, na my uncle tell me sef.

Never let a woman know all about you.

I am gonna throw up.
Dirty girls disgust me.
If the armpit is like this, how will the pvssy be?

sharpshap:
What can our naija police do?

Insert pen!s

Anything Tecno is a no no for me.
Even the singer called Tecno is rubbish.
Watch as Tecno will fall outta market like AJ after kneeling to Buhari.

Kobojunkie:
You have to be specific as to the grain he should purchase before he ends up scratching the life out of the toilet sink.

Hahaha. Na smooth one I go buy.

Bar1941:
Labour party will soon dash this one also a senatorial slot, bunch of confused zombidients.

You talk like a fool. Jang is a true PDP bloodline. They are the fathers of PDP.

How much did you spend?
That's my concern now.

Welkincollege:
There's this school I previously worked as a Teacher about a year ago. I was asked to stop work because of disagreement I had with the Vice Principal. Now, a year later, the school is recruiting for Teachers with their vacant positions advertised on a banner and I am currently looking for similar positions to apply for.

My question is, will it make sense to go back to that same school and apply for a job?

If the vP is still there, forget it.

Na you sabi

I don't normally see good things concerning young lovers but I see these people loving themselves for a very long long time.

officialJP:
Like right now am dying still cant believe it my chest is paining me.

We are over 7 billion on planet earth; we are too much. Please die. We need space and we need idiots like you to go so that the little resources can go round.
Say hi to Devi for me.

NotBeenPaid:

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App permission. I only granted "Location."

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You see that microphone na spy too. Bros, you're only safe when you don't have a smart phone.

anonym0us:
I was browsing through Facebook and I saw this perfume, which I'm currently using, I've never tried order this perfume online. Is our gadgets being spied on? Facebook how did you know this is my perfume? This can't be coincidence, I'm blocking my cameras.

You're a novice to technology.

EmiDon11:
omo, how u tecno?

Na my gee

GoldenJAT:
Since na my mouth you de find!! I will pay the bills! And move on with my life!! Na just small mistake! Afterwards! Will sit her down and lecture her on what to when next she is going on a date!!
LOL!! Only me type comment, only me de laugh!!

You no well.

I will tell her to wait for me I am on my way. But I will not show up. She will call my line severally. Each time she calls, I will pick it and say nothing until her airtime is exhausted.

@nlfpmod
#seun
There are great comments here that could help many people keep a clean toilet.

Kobojunkie:
A picture of the toilet sink and the stain would help us better help you.

Trust me. You do not want to see pictures of this toilet.

Zee0007:
I just wish God can send someone to give me 6k now. I would be the happiest person on earth. God send me helper.

To the OP, I pray you get selected.

Thanks. And I hope you get the 6k you wished for.