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Mufakirnaqdiun:
Everybody know that one na,make this man go find solution to his priests unending attitude of raping innocent boys.
Abeg is this not the time for him to prove how real his God is?
Simple pray to your God so he can stop the war/natural disasters/starving children with the snap of his finger,and don't tell me about freewill,when the God himself already predestined everything.

Again this is not fulfilling anything the Bible says because people have for decades proclaimed the end of days according to Bible prophecy.
None of the “prophecies” in the Bible pertain to our time. They meant something to the people who wrote those stories, but they’re irrelevant in our time.
Don’t waste any time or mental effort trying to figure out what they mean to us today. There’s nothing to figure out because the Bible is as fake as a fiction book.
And any slave who can't stand my words should feel free to rant.

What seems wrong may actually be right if only you could see the bigger picture.

You're looking at the world from a keyhole. No wonder you see so little; open the door!

Weirdcamila:
No girls private part smells like chocolate.
I am not ready to argue

Maybe na love dey shaak me.

Weirdcamila:
Even virgins smell , it’s a more of a miracle to find a female that doesn’t smell. Even the rich ones emit awful odor

Lie! Lie!! Lie!!!!!!!
I have date over three clean girls with clear vaginal fluid which scents like chocolate.
Hygiene is not about being rich. Most of the girls I dated are average income earners and they're clean to the bottom.

Oga, ones you perceive bad odour, the girl no neat jorrr.

lekkicctv:
You see!!
Something you for don attach as e dey hot

Chai... Hope I never miss sha.
Make I send am? ( I no wan make e look like say I be fraud that's why I dey ask first).

Happy New Month to you

What!

Seun:
Aww. Cute, clean and low maintenance. The natural name is Bingo. You can also call him Shino.

I hail ooo oga #seun.

See dog like bat. God forbid!

Medianna:
That's why I like Zeeworld.
The man will save the woman sharply and they will find their way out TOGETHER.

Welcome to realize sweetheart.

Botking:
Na wow oh, why will you chose an animal over a human being

For your information sir, they are both animals.
My money is on the donkey because it is useful.

Better to spend your money on training goats then to train a woman.

Nice call off.
How can you marry a woman that old?
Women get clumsy with age.
The older, the clumsier.
Once a woman is above 23, don't marry her; she's damaged from inside out. Except you want to spend you hard earned money on treating diseases and infection, Marry a young virgin woman between 18 and 23.

Thugnificent:
Lalasticlala is same as nlfpmod. Just a change of monikers.

Yes. You're right. I was with him yesterday.
The name means Nairaland Front Page Mod.
nlfpmod.

Weirdcamila:
Chronic infection. She’s been seeing someone with a big divk

Smelly pvssy is no joke. It's not normal either. It is a sign of infection and disease!
Don't date a woman who smells bad; you won't be able to sleep no matter the amount of perf you spray.
Date a virgin and get joy.

Simbam:
Yes na

It is finished for Kaduna people.
The stupid plateau people are about to make the same mistake Kaduna made - thinking they can live in peace with muslims. Mistake!

Heathrow44:
she has gotten a good reason to dump u, she has been looking for one reason to dump u and yh she has seen one, No girl that really likes u would dump d relationship on such trivial issue, Infact apart from use of force, she should even find it appealing, shows a whole lot of aggression that's typical with males, and it goes to show u av ability to fight for wat u want, most girls would look past ur act and even grow to admire u for it, dont call her or text her, keep calm if she takes u seriously she would come around

You're smart. The girl had wanted to leave him. Probably because she found another man.

Ofemmanu1:
Werey knelt down to beg a pvssy?!


Now, your mother is disappointed.

Simps children everwhere.

Indomie has destroy the fabrics of MAN in Naija.


SMH.

I swear to God. The op is very stupid.
He's knelt down to beg a girl he fvcked after dating her for 5 months. The guy is an idiot.

Simbam:
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That El rufai deputy na muslim woman?

akunjohn:
Only in Zimbabwe?

No. Also in Harare.

EcoLaw:
Good evening Nairalanders, a friend of mine came to me for an advise.

My friend is in his late 30s, he has been in a relationship with his woman, they have been together for a period of 8 years, and they have 2 kids together.

This my friend has a younger brother, the younger brother told him that they should go and collect traditional marriage list from his woman family, so that traditional marriage can take place by December.

My friend worry is that, one, he is not financially capable to do traditional marriage rite as of now and secondly, he doesn't have a good paying job now.

Another of his worry is that, he feels it shameful for his younger brother to sponsor his wedding, he is afraid won't he be insulted in the future by people, that he can't not pay his wife bride price, that it was somebody that married his wife for him. His brother told him not to worry about the financial responsibilities, that God will take control.

My advice for him was that he should tell his brother to give him the money to go start
a business, maybe when the business balances, he can go and do the marriage rite. But his brother told him that the lady has tired for waiting for 8 years, that they should do the traditional marriage first, every other thing shall fall in place. This his brother has been supportive to him.

Nairalanders please what's you take on this?

No job , no money but he is fvcking pvssy?
Your friend ( YOU) is stupid.

E be something.
Hope you're marrying a virgin?
Don't go and train someone else's child o.

lekkicctv:
You didn't indicate.


Is it Nairaland Acc?

No o. My bank account. I will be happy if you ask me to send it you.

backtovillage:
OBEDIENT FOLLOWER SPOTTED!!!

Actually, I am going to vote that thief called Tinubu. I like Peter Obi though.

I can't believe this!
I am first to comment on a front page trend?
This is beautiful.
It's a new month. Somebody should please credit my account.

Price?

700k. Cash n carry. I game?

Mumu GO.
This is the time for Christians to campaign everywhere and take over Nigeria but this idiotic woman wants to be religiously clean.
If Muslims wins, she might be able to open that stupid church again.

Currentblog:

Having sex with his beautiful daugther.
Dis matter no still clear to me..

The Op is daft.

Out dated leader in company of BoKoHaram sponsor

Capitalismisasc:
NAWA OOO MAN OF GOD ABI UNA SAY NA BISHOP DON DEY DANCE BUGA.

Shut up. Nothing wrong with the song.
The singer didn't mention yansh, breast or pvssy in the song and it's not about women. So why won't he dance to it?

kingreign:
For folks advising him to get HCL, pls also let him be aware of the highly corrosive nature of HCL.

For those who don't know what this comment mean. Please wear hand protective.