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Nice word from a nice person...i av said it over and over again...this GEJ is the greatest mistake naija has ever made but start from the house first by reducing your jumbo pay and goin against it in the floor of the senate den we believe u are fightin for Nigerians and not your party..we already know that GEJ is clueless, reteerdeen and mumuistic...but do your part first

Joblessness @ its peak, if u toast or like a girl and she no reason u, na by force? This man mst be living in the 70's.Naija...natin we no go see or hear for this country...abeg GEJ, set up a committee to look into this matter...the committe must incluse the IGP, DIGs, and others...

Fresh air Nigeria...reterdeen GEJ will set up a committee to look in to it soon... The govt is ontop of the situation...keep calm

Oshio bbaba...your light dey shine jor

otokx: Hope they can make available the prepaid meters to Nigerians at a reasonable cost.

See your foolishness? Watin concer TCN with prepaid meters...just come here come dey fool your slf

Foreigners as frontmen just as Adenuga is doin with IBB...

Naija...mayb the boiz no settle well...police go betray dem

40 percent na pass mark..let my people go.

Yeah...u need more?[quote author=Mynd_44]Are you telling me someone typed that?[/quote][quote author=Mynd_44]Are you telling me someone typed that?[/quote]

43 things a GIRL wished her BOYFRIEND knew

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.
#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.
#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
#12 When you see her walking,sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
#13 When she's scared, protect her.
#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
#15 When she steals your favorite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
#16 When she teases you, teaseher back and make her laugh.
#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
#23 When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.
#24 Stay on the phone with hereven if she’s not saying anything.
#25 Don't let her have the last word.
#26 Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.
#27 Say you love her more thanshe could ever love you.
#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.
#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go. #30 When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still remember it.
#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
#37 Let her into your world.
#38 Let her wear your clothes.
#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her #
40 Let her know she's important.
#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.
#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"
#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too

Sagammu is not the capital of Ogun state plssssss

Gbongbonosi: hmmm lack of home training you think what the government iS doing is Right?remember the same people bought this land from government demolish the building without any positive action to the community is it only a state capital they should build the city? They are so many villages cry for water,road,electricity,hospital,quality education know solution to that put the community in trouble in the name of city nonsense

Leave the environment and also neva endulge in it in your new environment...live a new life, don't discuss anytin abt cultism with any body in your new area

Hope he doesn't fly cos rocket no knw president or security

E be like say, dem want to tell mi, anoda story again Ooº°˚..
PDP i haill thee, dem just dey use us do rubbish for this country...
Shows we the citizens na just toy Ooº°˚

Well, let's see

Natin we no go hear for naija....daylight robbery. Abeg, we need guys to visit one of dre branch fast fast and cart away cash

Chai... Naija. See pot dey call kettle black. Natin we no go see or hear for this country... Madman dey call sane man mad

This topic is confusin... Denies revokin yet he's sayin he shld contest it @the court that he just used 2semesters...den what is he denyin again?

Chuks0485: go tell it to everyone that have the same statement as i did. lol

Chuks0485: go tell it to everyone that have the same statement as i did. lol

And I'm tellin u...guess u are high, we don't need drunks on nairaland...

U are a fool, we don need children on nairaland... U better go and play with your toys

Chuks0485: 1st 2 comment.......waiting patiently for my award

I guess the change we need has come...APC is the change, Papa-Destroy-pikin will soon be history in this country just like Edo state

Fresh air Nigeria... GEJ and his govt are ontop of the situation...

Banga soup and starch

I hope others learn from this...no gain in the world

We are livin in this world with a lot of crazy and psycho people...dey don't knw what life is worth. They av the front row seats at the gate of hell...na wa Ooº°
R.I.P ma fellow Ahoy... Its so sad.
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tellwsdom: All these nigerian gurls wont stop stealing blackberry ..See dis one..she even dey pose

tellwsdom: All these nigerian gurls wont stop stealing blackberry ..See dis one..she even dey pose

See this goat Ooº°˚, dem tell u say ma blackberry she steal...u sabi read @all?

Sniffa: There is more to the story but i think any man who raises his hand on a woman is a f00l.if u try this sh1t on me ur balls ll suffer if i cant fight u.

Your own come worst pass the guy own Ooº°˚

Na watin u fit do be that...by dre fruit, we shall knw dem

teeo: And she posed like she was modelling for Miss NL, abeg dem never beat her well well. Make she continue dey ping forget food for fire..

SMH..

The guy really needs to be hanged...this is very bad...

teeo: And she posed like she was modelling for Miss NL, abeg dem never beat her well well. Make she continue dey ping forget food for fire..

SMH..

100% Tru Story:
I Learnt She got the beating of her life just cause she burnt the rice she was cooking for her bf.
Ladies, itz nt by force to please a guy with your cooking skills oo. Just be careful


What do you have to say, about this people?

She's comin to colect what she left...

vanstanzy: That their "FIXED CHARGE" of #500 na wetin dey vex me pass. Am still searching for answers for that amount, what on earth is FIXED CHARGE all about?

Fixed charge is overhead cost...na Where dem come take dey fool us be that. Dem romove maintenance charge

Its a gudnews, let dem merge cos if dey don't merge, pdp will just be treatin dem like tissue... Revolution has started