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Politics / Re: Ganduje, Akpabio, Others, Visit Governor Okorocha At People's House, Owerri by Jerryembassy91(m): 7:38pm On Nov 29, 2018
Corruption meets the corrupt. ..Babariga mobile bank...

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Health / Lady Dies After Being Injected With Aeroplane Lubricant For Butt Enlargement by Jerryembassy91(m): 7:33pm On Nov 29, 2018
A nightclub dancer who wanted Kim Kardashian butt has died after being injected with aeroplane lubricant.
26-year-old Fanny Kaina Solis Peraza, from Venezuela, moved to Peru for a better life and found work as a dancer in the city of Trujillo in the north-western Peruvian department of La Libertad.
In order to stand out on stage and be noticed by customers, she decided to have surgery to enlarge her backside.
Peraza sought a beautician to inject her buttocks with a substance that will make them larger. She went to the El Virrey cosmetic salon where a transgender male surgeon offered her an affordable deal.

According to Peraza's cousin, Maria Fernanda Abreu Gonzales, 25, the substance turned out to be industrial grade liquid silicone that was only meant for use on aeroplanes.
Hours later the dancer started to feel unwell and collapsed after suffering a massive allergic reaction. By the time her family took her to a local hospital she was unconscious. Doctors rushed Ms Solis Peraza into intensive care but they were unable to save her.
When cops visited the salon they found the place closed and nobody there. Ms Abreu Gonzales then phoned the beautician, a transgender man who called himself "Nico", and told him her cousin was seriously ill in hospital and needed help paying medical bill.

Not knowing his client was already dead, he went to the hospital where he was promptly arrested by waiting police officers.
Police say the transgender man, named as Nixon Moises Angulo Chavez, 39, admitted injecting the substance into Solis.

Sports / Re: Nigeria 44th As FIFA Releases Latest World Football Rankings [Full List] by Jerryembassy91(m): 7:09pm On Nov 29, 2018
In 1994 we were 5th in the World and number one in Africa..seriously going down indeed
Sleekfingers:
44th in the world....very terrible....we are not making any progress....

Where was Nigeria in 1994 ranking...i think we were among the top 10.....

Our football is going down the drain....what a waste
Music/Radio / Fresh Banger From Davido (OBO) & Cleanbadit Drops Tomorrow. by Jerryembassy91(m): 7:04pm On Nov 29, 2018
Another one from DAVIDO and CLEANBANDIT"

Celebrities / Re: The Chef Chi, Chioma Makeup Free Photos by Jerryembassy91(m): 6:38pm On Nov 29, 2018
She's dope dont argue it pls.....
Politics / Re: FG Freezes Bank Accounts Of Suspects On ‘looters List’ by Jerryembassy91(m): 6:20pm On Nov 29, 2018
Sure u are a Nigerian? Do you Ameachi,Tinubu, Maina, Daura and co.if you them, then define corruption for me
contigiency:


But that is the den of corruption. in fact, if you are able to fight corruption in PDP down to 40%, you would have solved more than 80% of Nigerian problems. So he is at the right place for the battle. It's just like anybody who wants to stop the fight against corruption, if you have not taken buhari out of the way, then you have not started.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Assembly Reopens Amidst Tight Security by Jerryembassy91(m): 4:46pm On Nov 29, 2018
Wahala everywhere. ....
Politics / Re: FG Freezes Bank Accounts Of Suspects On ‘looters List’ by Jerryembassy91(m): 4:12pm On Nov 29, 2018
Witch hunting in the highest order....@Mbuhari should understand that he is not fighting corruption rather he is fighting the PDP

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Looking Sleek & Sexy In New Photo by Jerryembassy91(m): 2:51pm On Nov 29, 2018
Too much filter. ...Nigerian celebs and filter be like 5&6
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Amosun’s Governorship Candidate Dumps APC by Jerryembassy91(m): 1:27pm On Nov 29, 2018
Apshit is on it again....fire in enemies camp, merited happiness

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attack: Buhari Heads To Chad by Jerryembassy91(m): 1:11pm On Nov 29, 2018
Baba the Traveller...Remember to pack ur bag and baggages and send some back to Duara b4 this year runs out...waka waka

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Politics / Re: 'It’s Unfair To Compare Obasanjo’s Government With Buhari’s' - Olujonwo Obasanjo by Jerryembassy91(m): 12:59pm On Nov 29, 2018
Atikunation lets knw ourselves.....Like for Atiku, share for Buhari....

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Crime / Re: Photo Of Abolarinwa Olaoye Who Committed Suicide In Ekiti Secretariat by Jerryembassy91(m): 3:21pm On Nov 28, 2018
I weep for Nigeria. ...God save us

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Arrives Maiduguri For COAS Conference by Jerryembassy91(m): 12:50pm On Nov 28, 2018
Ur personal opinion. ...?mine is buhari must go
abc115:
We should not give up and we should not allow the problem to defeat us.- Abdul Kalam

God bless my President
God bless Our Soldiers
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

Politics / Re: I’ll Create 16 Million Jobs In 4 Years If Elected President – Olawepo-hashim by Jerryembassy91(m): 11:43am On Nov 28, 2018
Just imagine...that guy is high on something..is easier said that done
oyin44:
For ur village
Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Young Nigerian Soldier And His Bride To Be by Jerryembassy91(m): 10:28am On Nov 28, 2018
U wicked abeg...
LordSaints:
Ugly man ugly woman,there children will look like demon *spit*
Nairaland / General / Re: Scooper Betting Tips by Jerryembassy91(m): 8:20pm On Nov 27, 2018
Lets see how it goes
ScooperOfficial:
Bet And Win Big On UCL Matches With These SURE Tips

http://www.scooper.news/detail?newsId=1726865

Big European teams are back in action in Europe’s most prestigious club competition, the Champions League, this week with some mouth-watering fixtures, including PSG against Liverpool.

The teams playing in the Champions League last saw action on the continent early in the month, having had to go on an international break in between.

Now that action is back, the players are rearing to go, and so are we… we are ready to set you off on the right path to win big this midweek.

Below are our betting tips for Champions League (tips for Europa League matches to come on Thursday):

CSKA Moscow v Viktoria Plzen

Nothing has gone against the script in Group G of the UEFA Champions League, with defending champions Real Madrid and AS Roma occupying the top two slots but CSKA Moscow, who are five points behind the leading duo will be looking to spoil their party when they take on Viktoria Plzen.

OUR TIP:

CSKA Moscow win

AEK Athens v Ajax

AEK Athens have no chance of advancing to the second round of the Champions League and even their Europa League chances are very slim, given they have lost all their opening four matches and get to face second placed Ajax who are seeking just a win to secure their place in the second round.

OUR TIP:

Final score 0 – 2

Juventus v Valencia

In their domestic leagues, you can’t compare Juventus and Valencia; the Italians have a commanding lead in the Serie A while Valencia have managed just 17 points from a possible 39. They are 20 points behind Juve in their domestic tallies, but that will not matter a lot when they meet on Tuesday. The two sides will be battling for three points in Group H of the Champions League as they both seek to advance to the next stage.

OUR TIP:

Over 2.5

Hoffenheim v Shakhtar Donetsk

The 6 – 0 thrashing by Manchester City will still be ringing loud at Shakhtar Donetsk when they take on German side Hoffenheim in Group F with both sides eyeing the first win of the competition after faulty starts which leave Hoffenheim in third place on three points and Shakhtar bottom with two.

OUR TIP:

Hoffenheim win

Bayern Munich v Benfica

Bayern Munich top this Champions League group and are all but in the knock-out stages. They are only two points clear of Ajax who they play in their final group match, so they need a win here to maintain their hopes of finishing top.

OUR TIP:

Bayern Munich win

Lyon v Manchester City

Manchester City head to Lyon looking for revenge after losing to them in the opening game of this Champions League group. They are in fantastic form at present scoring goals aplenty and a win here will guarantee them winning the group.

OUR TIP:

Manchester City win

Roma v Real Madrid

This Champions League group is very much in the balance. Roma are second in the group but level on points with leaders Real Madrid. Their home form is impressive in this competition and they will be hoping for a win here.

OUR TIP:

Over 2.5

Manchester United v Young Boys

It was looking a bit worrying for Manchester United when they were trailing at Juventus with minutes to go. They turned it around though and a win over the bottom side in this Champions League group will go a long way towards taking them into the last sixteen.

OUR TIP:

Manchester United win

Atletico Madrid v Monaco

Monaco finally managed a first win under Thierry Henry when they beat Caen in Ligue 1 to end a run of 16 winless outings and the 1 – 0 win came on the back of two 4 – 0 losses to PSG and Club Brugge. The French side will be looking at that for inspiration as they go to another tough outing, against Atletico Madrid in Spain.

OUR TIP:

Final score 2 - 0

Lokomotiv Moscow vs Galatasaray

Lokomotiv Moscow are bottom of this Champions League group and have to win this match to have any chance of getting third place and a move to the Europa League. They host third-placed Galatasaray who are four points off the qualifying positions in this group.

OUR TIP:

Under 2.5

Tottenham v Inter Milan

Tottenham have registered massive improvement in their performances since the loss to Manchester City and will be taking on Inter Milan in the fifth match day of the UEFA Champions League eyeing second place in the group as they push for a place at the knockout stages.

OUR TIP:

Over 2.5

PSG v Liverpool

PSG have been unstoppable back at home, picking maximum points from the 14 matches played so far and they seem on course for yet another Ligue 1 title. It has however been different in Europe and in Group C of the Champions League particularly. They have managed just a win in four matches and currently in danger of missing out on the knockout stages.

OUR TIP:

Over 2.5

PSV Eindhoven v Barcelona

PSV Eindhoven have failed to replicate home form in the Champions League and seem primed to finish bottom of a competitive Group B, having managed just one point from their opening four matches. The 1 – 2 loss to Tottenham Hotspur seemed to be the big blow for them and having to face Barcelona is never going to be an easy affair.

OUR TIP:

Final score 1 - 2

Napoli v Red Star

Group C in the Champions League is the tightest one and all four teams still have a chance of qualifying for the last sixteen. Napoli will be hoping home advantage can get them three points before their vital last away match at Liverpool. They host Red Star Belgrade who have a terrible away record in this group.

OUR TIP:

Napoli win first half and win the game

Borussia Dortmund v Club Brugge

Borussia Dortmund are having a great season and are top of there Champions League group. They can secure qualification for the knock-out stages simply by avoiding defeat at home against Club Brugge who need to win to have any chance of qualification.

OUR TIP:

Borussia Dortmund win first half and win the game

Porto v Schalke O4

Porto top this Champions League group by two points and a win over second-placed Schalke 04 will win them the group. They have won both their home games in this group to date and managed a 1 - 1 away draw in Germany.

OUR TIP:

Porto win

Rosenborg v Celtic

Celtic's long European season continues and they still have a chance to qualify for the knock-out stages of the Europa League. They travel to Rosenborg who are bottom of the group and playing Celtic in European competition for the sixth time in two seasons.

OUR TIP:

Celtic win

Standard Liege v Sevilla

Sevilla are second in the group and can clinch a place in the last 32 of the Europa League with a draw in Belgium against Standard Liege. They have a great record in this competition and a win here will improve their chances of winning the group.

OUR TIP:

Sevilla win

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Celebrities / Re: Debie Rise Looking Hot In New Pictures by Jerryembassy91(m): 8:06pm On Nov 27, 2018
Wahala has changed name....
Family / Re: Anthonia Aniemene Dead: Widow Falls Sick, Dies, Was Forced To Drink Concoction by Jerryembassy91(m): 7:51pm On Nov 27, 2018
Red hot. ..
noturbusiness:

violence is the only language Nigerian extended family members understand to and you need to serve it to them hot

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Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs. Nigeria: 2018 AWCON Semi-Final - 2 - 4 - Penalties (Full Time) by Jerryembassy91(m): 7:35pm On Nov 27, 2018
Yes oo..up naija tho the team Wasnt too classy but who cares....we are in final already
Rickjordan:
up naija
Properties / Re: Families Of Victims Of Portharcourt Building Collapse Cry Out. by Jerryembassy91(m): 7:00pm On Nov 27, 2018
Give ur family members the game let them play, in and be rich, scam alert
Give ur kindred
Ur in laws
Ur nice, nephew and so on
PROBIG333:
DON'T BE LEFT OUT
NOBODY IS BORN TO BE A FAILURE IN LIFE
YOU CAN MAKE IT TOO
FOR YOU TO BE RICH OR POOR IS IN YOUR HANDS
HARD WORK CAN'T MAKE YOU RICH
WORK SMART AND MAKE MONEY WITH YOUR PHONE

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys: UCL (1 - 0) On 27th November 2018 by Jerryembassy91(m): 6:56pm On Nov 27, 2018
Easy win for united..
Family / Re: Anthonia Aniemene Dead: Widow Falls Sick, Dies, Was Forced To Drink Concoction by Jerryembassy91(m): 6:28pm On Nov 27, 2018
Just imagine the guy still bragging about this shit....wicked world
Family / Re: Anthonia Aniemene Dead: Widow Falls Sick, Dies, Was Forced To Drink Concoction by Jerryembassy91(m): 6:27pm On Nov 27, 2018
By fire by force. ...must
Britishcoins:
Things like this do make me be more angry, I wish I a lawyer and financially buoyantll, injustice is much in Africa
Family / Re: Anthonia Aniemene Dead: Widow Falls Sick, Dies, Was Forced To Drink Concoction by Jerryembassy91(m): 6:26pm On Nov 27, 2018
I stand with u...just imagine the wickedness
noturbusiness:
At this age? Try that with my mother and I won't wait for court o. Someone blood and body has to be eaten by the soil
Car Talk / Re: General Motors Will No Longer Produce These 6 Cars by Jerryembassy91(m): 5:55pm On Nov 27, 2018
Pain is real...u suddenly took it personal, dude rise above hate and pain the earlier the better for ya
6digitscomrade:
coming from someone who voluntarily fooled himself in public...Smh
Car Talk / Re: General Motors Will No Longer Produce These 6 Cars by Jerryembassy91(m): 4:19pm On Nov 27, 2018
U lack good understanding. ..i do hope u find it some day
6digitscomrade:
mumu wey never own their exhausts pipe dey talk..Go and be a scrub on the passenger side of a best friend's Cadillac CTS first before u embarrass ursef again in public ..
Car Talk / Re: General Motors Will No Longer Produce These 6 Cars by Jerryembassy91(m): 3:29pm On Nov 27, 2018
Good news. ...cuz those cars are wack, if u've used any u will understand what am saying.

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Properties / Re: Help Me Before Termites Collapse My Building by Jerryembassy91(m): 10:17pm On Nov 26, 2018
DogAre u normal
dejonathan:
Bury dog somewhere in the compound... U no go see dem again(Na wetin my dad do wey work for am o)I be Yoruba guy o,and am sure e dey work

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide, Babajide Sanwo-Olu And Dapo Abiodun Pictured Together by Jerryembassy91(m): 11:37pm On Nov 20, 2018
Lol..seriously step father

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