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RomanceRe: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by JerryJude(m): 11:09am On May 21, 2016
e b like say dis OP want play with home boys abi ?
RomanceRe: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by JerryJude(m): 11:06am On May 21, 2016
o boy continue ur love story now...i dey folo up
PoliticsRe: FG Proposes N120 Per Litre, Labour Leaders Kick by JerryJude(m): 11:31am On May 17, 2016
omenka:
This isn't right.

Let me bare an unbiased opinion about this since it appears the wailers are simply too dumb to engage on in any constructive and intelligent argument- all I've been hearing are insults and "apologise to Jonathan".

No Wailer has been able to ask one a very IMPORTANT question regarding one VERY OBVIOUS ANOMALY surrounding this whole "subsidy removal/deregulation" stuff, and that question is: if the government had earlier claimed that they subsidise petrol by about N17 per litre, then why on earth isn't fuel selling for approximately N103 per litre ( ie 86+17) as against N145 or the N120 allegedly being proposed now??

Wailers, make una try get small sense so una go fit put us, and perhaps, the government, on our toes. Throwing insults around and getting tens of likes wouldn't get you lot anywhere.

Government needs to tell us why it is 145 and not 103.
bros o tire ooo
PhonesRe: How To Check If Your National Identity Card Is Ready by JerryJude(m): 9:45am On Mar 30, 2016
OP that link is not opening ooo..abi u don turn to scam like Buhari and APC ?
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Redeemed Church Service by JerryJude(m): 2:57pm On Mar 04, 2016
So4baba:
. Try this for deeper life or MFM,, na with prayer and deliverance dem go bind that romance for una life
those are the church of God
EducationRe: I Feel Bad About My Jamb Score by JerryJude(m): 9:19am On Mar 02, 2016
Why wouldn't score as low as 188 in jamb when nairaland was your first priority even a month to your exam...u can start preparing from today till next year i bet you, you will score not less 300.. if you really felt bad and wish to study optometry
RomanceRe: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by JerryJude(m): 11:51am On Feb 16, 2016
iPrevail:
Two sure ways of suppressing sexual urge and the desire to self-service.

1. Take a cold bathe.
This is really effective. The cold water will help cool down the "heat".

2. Exercise.
Whenever you feel the urge just engage yourself by exercising (15 press ups will do the trick). Exercise will secrete some hormones that will counter the urge. Trust me, this one is really effective.
Bros ur solution is brief and effective
PoliticsRe: Ogun State At 40: List Of Dignitaries From Ogun by JerryJude(m): 10:45am On Feb 04, 2016
but Ogun state is very primitive, poor road network, no infrastructure..very useless state
PoliticsEritrea Men To Marry At Least 2 Wives Or Face Imprisonment by JerryJude(op): 4:45pm On Jan 26, 2016
Eritrea men to marry at least 2 wives or face imprisonment

Adams Odunayo 2 hours ago 8396

— Eritrean men have been allegedly ordered to marry more than one wife

— Any man who does not do so, goes to jail according to reports

The government of Eritrea has reportedly ordered men in the country to marry at least two wives. This is said to be coming in order to ‘help’ the situation of shortage of men caused by enormous casualties suffered during the civil war with Ethiopia.



In the statement written in Arabic the government gave the assurance that it will give financial support to the polygamous marriages. Read the translated version in part as posted by sde.co.ke below:

“Based on the law of God in polygamy, and given the circumstances in which the country is experiencing in terms of men shortage, the Eritrean department of religious affairs has decided on the following :

”First that every man shall marry at least two women and the man who refuses to do so shall be subjected to life imprisonment with hard labour.

“The woman who tries to prevent her husband from marrying another wife shall be punished to life imprisonment,” alleged the activists in their translation.

May 1998 to June 2000 Eritrean-Ethiopian war saw 150,000 soldiers killed from either sides but having a bigger impact on male population in the tiny Eritrea nation who were then just million people in total.

Hmnnn.. If dem do that for Nigeria, wetin go happen?
EducationRe: Education Is meant for those who can afford it(picture) by JerryJude(m): 11:31am On Jan 26, 2016
the phrase EDUCATION IS meant for those that can afford is from the pit of hell

in a well structured society education is meant for every body that is willingly to learn
CelebritiesRe: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by JerryJude(m): 2:57pm On Jan 15, 2016
surbrown:
shut the fück up, you mentally-indigent peasant,
if there's anywhere resembling hell in the
afterlife, i have no doubt you would be sucking
on satan's scrötum while a legion of goblins are
fisting you...
in the comity of mental handicaps, you would
be their life president. with your below average
intelligence and a face that looks like the clitöral
hood of a leprous witch
hahahahahahahah...bros take am easy now.lol..abi u b patrick obahiagbon
FoodRe: Man Dies After Drinking 4 Crates Of Beer In Lagos by JerryJude(m): 2:28pm On Dec 18, 2015
what will he tell his maker...

na only him waka go
BusinessRe: Naira In Free Fall, Slides To 280 Against Dollar - PUNCH by JerryJude(m): 2:26pm On Dec 18, 2015
Nigeria is in trouble under Buhari's cares...
FamilyRe: ‘my Wife Is So Smelly, Dirty I Can’t Sleep With Her’ - Husband Tells Court by JerryJude(m): 10:09am On Dec 18, 2015
hmmn
FamilyRe: ‘my Wife Is So Smelly, Dirty I Can’t Sleep With Her’ - Husband Tells Court by JerryJude(m): 10:07am On Dec 18, 2015
hmmn eleyi gidigan
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Government To Adopt New Job Creation Measures — Ngige by JerryJude(m): 10:22am On Nov 26, 2015
He revealed that the NDE would keep a database of[b] employed[/b], unemployed[/color], employable[color=#990000], under-employed[/color] and gainfully employed youths[color=#990000] of the country for easy assessment.
when will they achieve all thses.
PoliticsHow Abubakar Audu Passed Away by JerryJude(op): 9:58am On Nov 23, 2015
News has emerged concerning the incident that surrounded the shocking death of Abubakar Audu, the gubernatorial candidate of the All Progressives Congress.

According to Sahara Reporters, Audu died around 5 am on Sunday, November 22. In what was considered a bizarre occurrence, his health had suddenly started to deteriorate on the night of Friday, November 20 when he started vomiting blood.

READ ALSO: 10 Facts About The Late Abubakar Audu

A family source said: “He started vomiting blood after he returned from Lokoja,”

The family source said that the late politician was very tired on the morning of the Election Day, Saturday, November 21 and doctors had to give him blood transfusion which provided him with enough strength to go to his home town in Ogbonicha to cast his vote.

The source added that when he returned to his home, he started vomiting again.

“After a while he became unconscious and died around 5 a.m. on Sunday morning,”

According to the source, Audu had died before the collation and announcement of the result of the election which was later declared inconclusive by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC)

An INEC source also said that INEC officials were aware of Audu’s death before the announcement of the results. The late politician is expected to be buried on Monday, November 23 in his home town according to Islamic rites

According to Premium Times, a familiy source revealed that mourners had started to gather at the house of the late politician.

“I am aware that right now so many people have gathered in his house and they are weeping seriously,”

“As a Muslim he would be buried at 10 am tomorrow morning.”

Meanwhile, Nigerians took to social media to express their grief and dismay over the news of the death of Audu with some praying for his soul to rest in peace.
PoliticsRe: “buhari Was Accused Of N2.8 Bln Scam As Oil Minister” – Madueke by JerryJude(m): 9:53am On Nov 23, 2015
Icecomrade:
The northners knows how to cover each others ass; only the southners wash their dirty linen in public.

If you disagree with me, how the do you explain pmb claim the Abacha was not corrupt
Rubbish
true talk bro
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Threatening To Leave If I Can't Find Job by JerryJude(m): 9:08am On Nov 23, 2015
The loyalty of a woman is tested when her husband has nothing..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unsuccessful Interviews Have Started Affecting My Confidence. by JerryJude(m): 5:45pm On Nov 18, 2015
Bro i know what u are passing through right now.. but don't lose hope.you will soon testify. the darkest part of the night is at the break of the day
NYSCRe: Going Back To My Parent's After POP by JerryJude(m): 8:13am On Oct 16, 2015
i have been in this kind of situation before, above God was able to see me through..never think of going back to your parents house..look for relations and friends that stays in the city beg them to accommodate for sometimes while searching for job..whatever job that comes your accept with joy. while doing that keep searching for a better job and getting the experience..always keep your career in mind and get focus.
CareerRe: Should I Quit My Present Job For A Federal Government Job? by JerryJude(m): 9:37am On Aug 21, 2015
PapaNnamdi:
how come you people get all the jobs sef, pesin dey find work since e nor see and una wey get still de get more, pls carry ur dilema else where, i dey vex
guy u dey vex ooooooooo grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Strikes In Borno Market This Afternoon by JerryJude(m): 4:25pm On Aug 11, 2015
they should continue..but there days are numbered
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Sexually Weak: Wife Tells Judge by JerryJude(m): 6:50pm On Aug 06, 2015
May the woman is possessed...go and find solution to urself and stop blaming ur husband.. the man is too decent to go to the court with this kind of embarrassing story...stop disgracing the gentleman with ur ignoramus..
FamilyRe: My Wife Says Her Libido Is Dead. by JerryJude(m): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2015
2years of marriage with 2kids how her libido no go die...u ur own too much..
CrimeHausa Residents Of Lagos Community Kills Yoruba Resident, Youth Want To Revenge by JerryJude(op): 3:55pm On Jul 24, 2015
There has been tension in Lara, Igbe community, in the Ikorodu area of Lagos State after some Hausa thugs allegedly slaughtered a 33-year-old resident, Shola Olaide, during an argument.
PUNCH Metro learnt that after the killing, which occurred at about 8pm last Sunday, angry youths went on the rampage threatening to kill all northerners in the area, which made Hausa to flee the community.

Our correspondent gathered that Olaide, who was a meat seller, had gone to a shop owned by a Hausa man in company with a friend, identified simply as Biggy, to buy an item.

It was learnt that Olaide, an indigene of Igboora, Oyo State, had met some Hausa men standing at the entrance of the shop, and reportedly asked them to give way.

An argument was said to have ensued between them during which the trader and his friends allegedly dragged Olaide to the back of the shop, and slaughtered him.




The landlord of the house along with other residents were said to have rushed Olaide to a hospital in the area where he later died.

PUNCH Metro learnt that angry youths immediately started going round shops and houses where northerners were staying, threatening to avenge Olaide’s death.

The Hausa people living in the area were said to have fled the community that night and the following morning.

It was learnt that the matter was reported at the Area N Command, Ijede, while policemen had deposited the corpse in a mortuary.

When our correspondent visited the area on Wednesday, it was noted that some sheds used by Hausa traders had been razed.

On Alagemo Street where the deceased lived, a neighbour, Mrs Taiwo Akanda, said Olaide was planning to visit his sick parents in Oyo State when he was killed.

She added that since Sunday, all the Hausa in the area had fled as youths vowed to avenge Olaide’s death. She said the deceased was a jovial man, and the Hausa assailants might have misinterpreted him.

She said, “Brother Shola (Olaide) was a meat seller, and he was a very jovial man. On that Sunday, he left house at about 7.30pm, and told his wife that he was going to buy an item in Lara.

“When he got to the shop, some Hausa men were hanging around the shop. So, he asked them to give way. They got angry, and there was an argument, during which they dragged him away and murdered him.

“Initially, the residents that were around tried to save him. But by the time they rushed him to a hospital, he had died. His wife sells food, and theirs used to be a happy family. This is not the first time some Hausa thugs will attack people in this place. That is why the residents are angry with them on this incident.”

Another resident, identified only as Ogunleye, said the government should look into the uncontrolled attacks by the Hausas in the area.

“We do not want them in this community if they cannot learn to live in peace. Enough is enough. Now, they have thrown a happy family into mourning. The man still has parents, who he had planned to visit,” he added.

The uncle of the deceased, identified only as Onimole, said Olaide’s wife, Rasheedat, and their three children had been taken to a house in Ikorodu.

He said, “The family is still young. The eldest of their three children is in Junior Secondary School 1, and the family needs assistance. Olaide’s death was a shock to the family.”

Our correspondent gathered that the police in Ijede had yet to arrest any of the suspected killers.

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Kenneth Nwosu, confirmed the incident. He added that investigations were ongoing.

He said, “The matter was reported to the police by the landlord, one Niniola.

“The victim was rushed to a hospital in the area where he later died. Meanwhile, investigations are ongoing on the matter.”
Nairaland GeneralNetwork Engineers In Nairaland Pls Advice What To Do To Pass CCNA Exam by JerryJude(op): 10:44pm On Jul 19, 2015
i'm currently preparing for CCNA exam, but im scared and dnt to knw how possible it will be to finish 1000 question in just 2hour with the expectation to score 850 as the pass mark..anybody in the house who has sat for the exam and scale through in one sitting should be pls advice.
PoliticsRe: Aftermath Of Elections!!! Two Men Divorce Wives For Voting For Apc by JerryJude(m): 10:57am On Apr 17, 2015
agarawu23:
sad what's really your problem? do you need to visit a psychologist?

Islam is a religion of peace


the peace will come back to Nigeria now that we have a change of Government.


As for the two menundecided

modified:- fools quoting me, get my point well my "peace" statement doesn't mean because we now have a Muslim as Presidentundecided Buhari's vote was a mixture of Christian and Muslim

Islam had never been a religion of peace...Islam is known worldwide as a religion of violence...in the middle east they thorns to the flesh of the christian, in Africa thesame and sub-sahara Africa.. they are disease infecting the whole world..on the last day God will judge them and throw them into the pit of HELL... unless they repent..
who doesn't want peace in his/her life?
EducationRe: Random Pictures Of What Nigerian Students Go Through To Get Educated by JerryJude(m): 1:29pm On Jan 09, 2015
ajoguegbe:
WHO IS MOHAMMED BUHARI?

* I have never seen any school built in his name. * I have never seen any borehole constructed by him. * There is no record of any scholarship awarded by him or for him nor through him. * I have never seen him use his popularity to canvass for any charitable work nor any humanitarian effort, not even at the height of the polio scourge where other purposeful and prominent leaders lead the campaign for immunization. * No single text book has been donated to any school either by him, for him or through him. * Asides from doing nothing, he has not improved himself since his exit from office. * No book written, no memoirs, no lectures, nothing. * The only thing of note he can point to are his numerous interviews on the BBC Hausa station. * He never champion for a university in his state nor has he ever been involved in any kind of programme to better the lives of the Almajiris in Daura. * His entire existence has not lead to any meaningful development in Daura, yet they say he can change Nigeria. Doesn't charity begin at home again? * No wonder he was referred to as being ''perpetually unelectable''. * He is not a patron to any organization, group or association. * No professional body in Nigeria has ever invited him for their lecture, convention or gala night. * The only time any known form, body or human assemblage ever chose him to do anything for them was when the Boko Haram terrorist sect nominated him as their spoke person in the proposed talks with the Fed. Govt. Is there any wonder why he says the BH scourge will end if he is elected''? Abeg GEJ till 2019
and how to islamize nigeria,He is just a religious bigot.
PoliticsRe: Ohaneze Tells Rev. Mbaka To Stop Giving Spiritual Poison by JerryJude(m): 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2015
ARKdiscloser7:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this: 1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim). 2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim). 3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim). 4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim). 5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim). 6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim). 7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim). 8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim). 10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim). 11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim). 12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim). 13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert). 14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim). 15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim). Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely.
bro na tru talk
PoliticsRe: No Signs Nigeria Will Disintegrate In 2015 –US by JerryJude(m): 1:09pm On Jan 09, 2015
Flye:
http://www.punchng.com/news/no-signs-nigeria-will-disintegrate-in-2015-us/
they should sell the cobra helicopter for us first we are damn in need of it
RomanceRe: Ladies, Stop Sending Guys Your Unclad Pictures by JerryJude(m): 10:07pm On Dec 09, 2014
nfjfuf:
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, [url=fcaradog..com]answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.[/url] “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases.
Complete your story so funny

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