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can I see his pic please

so that if he escape and I found him anywhere to quickly signal the nearest security agents, please I beg. his pic I want to have a view of...




hey see weitin 10% wet Wada pay workers for kogi the carry me do... chai. waitin Concern me concern his pic.

mitchwwww

I thought is only my MUM that receive this little change of 10%....


well thank God for our sawmill...
Mental Governor ...

Nothing wet person no go see for this country...
well, am expecting more shocking views!!!

forget about him! he's a psychiatric patient.

cheruv:
Shes even Igbo

Chisos!! you scared me. why will conclude she's an Igbo lady?

nawa to you oooo.

If indeed what you said the security man did is true then he's not right. has he forgotten you can lay charges for a duty of care to the producer of the PIE?
you should have ignored his threat and go ahead showing the waiter, and the waiter in turn responds negatively or harshly to you, you don't mind suing the manger of then restaurant for Dearing with your life, and only then they'll learn and pick correct...


mehn this is something that the own of the restaurant has to plead with you on that ground never to spread it out, and apologize to you and possibly take you forba medical examination (that's if you eaten part of the one that you found the cockroach).


Nigerians sometimes need force treatment to enable you claim your right....

Eh, Nigerians! I fear una..
you alone just sat down and decide to come up with this nawa for you sef oo.


imagine I've not even eaten this morning maybe I can bear the hit.

something I paid for is now a sin? who told you Glo are not aware of it? who originate the tweak? was your android phone using Black Berry Messenger at the initial invention of android? so android producers and marketers are also sinners for stealing the software from the BB company!!!!

too early for me to talk please!

Remembering the time you guys have spent together makes it painful.

there's no excuse for cheating in a relationship or marriage....

Hmmm, , , Even their boo get boo.

sex education may be a good idea in the school, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.....


Rubbish I call it.

That boy was baptized from her mother's womb... op don't forget to monitor him and post his next action while he's 5yrs old..

There's no excuse for cheating in a relationship!!!!

Even your boo geti boo..

Must this make front page again? ha
Admin do something pls before something do something.

They are jubilating while my people here in Kogi sad and discouraged with 10 & 15% that has been their usual salary for over months now....


Wada has killed Kofi and he wants to bury it before he leaves the seat...



congrat to the Cross Rivers..

Ladies work on their looks and not their minds, b'cos they know guys are stupid, but not BLIND!!!!!!

25-50k.
Sony Xperia C3, Infinix not note, & Z10.

Interesting for nairaland to have cone up with such a nice thread!!

I enjoyed everything about my roommate except the fact that he's dirty, doesn't know how to cook, his own is if the mouth can accept the food the it's good to go.. I devoted my self and time to do the cleaning and tiding of the room, not more that a minute he'll turn things around, washing the back of pot as I do everyday is a sickness to him ( he hates it with passion, because he believes that the back of the pot doesn't contain the food, and he hates to see his palms to be black when scrubbing the back of the pot (often occurs when our gas ruin out and we use stove).. Picking the drops of food from where he eats is a problem, he'll tell you 'are you lying down there'? In honesty he doesn't have time for his body.

just that both of us have respect for each other, and we both feel shy for ourselves.


but I never for a day query him for been so rough and lazy....



now staying on my own and he begged to stay with me but I insist..





you miss a lot if you haven't stayed with a roommate.

of-cos I do it for her @ regular bases.

he has made it to be part of him.. really hard for him to stop. he knows the pleasure he drives in doing it.

Letter To My Mates In Primary And Secondary School (Very Funny)
1) To my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher Education notebook for me to write a test, I hope you are still using that note!
2) To those who refused to open their notebook for me to copy, I hope you are all working at chevron or Microsoft company now!
3) To class captains who always wrote my name as one of the noise makers in the class simply because my name is very easy to spell, I hope you are the chairman of your local government now!
4) To those seniors who seized my belongings, belt, necklaces, foot wears, etc, and never returned them, hope you have obtained the highest rank in custom force!
5) To those who always collect the little my parents gave me and made me go hungry without pity, and those who always break into my locker and steal my belongings, hope you have broke into world bank now!
6) To those who maltreated me because I was too tender, and those who always refused to put me in school football matches because they thought I couldn't do it, I hope Chelsea or Barcelona has picked You!
7) To those who made a drawing on the school board, specifically Car, and asked me to push it, imagine pushing a drawn car? But its OK, I hope you have designed an aircraft! I miss you all, wish we could ever Re- Connect again, you Guys taught me so many Lessons, the good and the Bad, I appreciate you all, may God guide you all in your various careers and occupations, long life and prosperity. Despite that I might not recognise your Handsome and Beautiful Faces, but I wish you all the best in life.....[b]Letter To My Mates In Primary And Secondary School (Very Funny)
1) To my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher Education notebook for me to write a test, I hope you are still using that note!
2) To those who refused to open their notebook for me to copy, I hope you are all working at chevron or Microsoft company now!
3) To class captains who always wrote my name as one of the noise makers in the class simply because my name is very easy to spell, I hope you are the chairman of your local government now!
4) To those seniors who seized my belongings, belt, necklaces, foot wears, etc, and never returned them, hope you have obtained the highest rank in custom force!
5) To those who always collect the little my parents gave me and made me go hungry without pity, and those who always break into my locker and steal my belongings, hope you have broke into world bank now!
6) To those who maltreated me because I was too tender, and those who always refused to put me in school football matches because they thought I couldn't do it, I hope Chelsea or Barcelona has picked You!
7) To those who made a drawing on the school board, specifically Car, and asked me to push it, imagine pushing a drawn car? But its OK, I hope you have designed an aircraft! I miss you all, wish we could ever Re- Connect again, you Guys taught me so many Lessons, the good and the Bad, I appreciate you all, may God guide you all in your various careers and occupations, long life and prosperity. Despite that I might not recognise your Handsome and Beautiful Faces, but I wish you all the best in life.....[/b]Letter To My Mates In Primary And Secondary School (Very Funny)
1) To my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher Education notebook for me to write a test, I hope you are still using that note!
2) To those who refused to open their notebook for me to copy, I hope you are all working at chevron or Microsoft company now!
3) To class captains who always wrote my name as one of the noise makers in the class simply because my name is very easy to spell, I hope you are the chairman of your local government now!
4) To those seniors who seized my belongings, belt, necklaces, foot wears, etc, and never returned them, hope you have obtained the highest rank in custom force!
5) To those who always collect the little my parents gave me and made me go hungry without pity, and those who always break into my locker and steal my belongings, hope you have broke into world bank now!
6) To those who maltreated me because I was too tender, and those who always refused to put me in school football matches because they thought I couldn't do it, I hope Chelsea or Barcelona has picked You!
7) To those who made a drawing on the school board, specifically Car, and asked me to push it, imagine pushing a drawn car? But its OK, I hope you have designed an aircraft! I miss you all, wish we could ever Re- Connect again, you Guys taught me so many Lessons, the good and the Bad, I appreciate you all, may God guide you all in your various careers and occupations, long life and prosperity. Despite that I might not recognise your Handsome and Beautiful Faces, but I wish you all the best in life.....

my caught is not coming up......

nonsense

Well let him face the trial and if his found guilty, then he has to face the penalties....
In matured sense UE should have resigned before now.
I see no fault from Mr president .

much interested with the meat!!

hash! quit touching..... hard luck to the family of the deceased .

who cares either mine cost just 4500!

busy catching fund with my bar!!!

sooo is it surprising? not to me. because I've meant to go understand that Nigeria can never be changed except the leaders change...

dorr who cares

watermelon
because I consumed it a lot and we do farm it in our garden just for our own consumption only...

it's not sweet like the Orange though, but preferred it compare to Orange juice. beside my teeth always sour when I take the orange juice, can't even chew any thing after all.

100% I will. except it's not love that bond's marriage.

secondary school was a living testimony of fun.

can't forget the act of nicknaming my tutors may be after wrong pronunciation. (surely I was caught someday and was asked to dig my height). I bought not less than 6 bags of cement on numerous occasions that I was caught when scaling the fence (either to go and watch champions league semi final (Chelsea Barcelona), or during break period were I feel am tired of eating the food sold in the school, as if that's not all when I do scale the girls hostel's fence to see my bae (hahaha can't forget when I was caught with this), stole a lot from the school farm (agric farm)... don't even believed I'll graduate from that school..



hmmm May God with his infinity mercy forgive me all.