₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
He left his steering...
Took his eyes off the road...
Stretched his hand...
Located your nippus...
Squeezed it. That's premeditated squeezing.

What kind of girl discusses sexual orientation with a taxi driver?
I am a very liberal person, but there are some discussions you shouldn't have with every random person. There are discussions that make you seem willing to perverted men...especially in a place like Nigeria. So, play safe always...

If it's true, I hope it's handled properly.

Apparently, the driver was the initiator of the sexual talk hence she tried dousing tension and watering interest by lying she is Lesbian. Psychologically, you can tell she's no homo.

Challas:
Op you forgot one.The ones that will tear your clothes even though is your only school uniform.They will be forming Gerard Pique and Sergio Ramos in the field of play.I have one like that Kenbull ,that's what we call him.He will rather tear your clothes to pieces rather than allow you to score that goal

Challas:
Op you forgot one.The ones that will tear your clothes even though is your only school uniform.They will be forming Gerard Pique and Sergio Ramos in the field of play.I have one like that Kenbull ,that's what we call him.He will rather tear your clothes to pieces rather than allow you to score that goal

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenbull the shredding machine.

You got me all shades of ROTFL!!!!!

DLondonboiy:
Is it true Wenger wants to sign Buhari?

Ta!!!

The only "SIGN" Buhari will see is from "RE".

modsfucker:
That's barely North.

Haba!!!!!!!!!!!!
He stayed in Lagos and that is South East to you?.
Enter your room. Are you there now?.
Oya kneel down and ask God for forgiveness.

modsfucker:
But he didn't school in the North.

Went to kwara poly.

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sarrki:
Ipobs are only known for destruction of lives and property

They must be responsible for the bombings in the North.

There's must also be a religion of peace (piss)

lilzcee:
What of me that is a failure? The only hope I have now is to reapply for jamb, school waited for 2weeks to exam time before releasing last semester result, am a complete meaning of what oxford dictionary defines as a failure, am cursed choi I want to die

It is well bro.

Don't allow your life to be determined by the fall corners of a classroom.

Believe me, That SH!T is highly over rated.

modsfucker:
Go to Bayero University Kano, I doubt if you would be able to graduate with a 2:2....

We saw your likes who came to Northern schools thinking they would find studies easier but manahe to graduate with passes.

Grades are acquired throuhj cultists threats to lecturers and Mr. Lecturer style in the east.

Besides, who sang Mr. Lecturer song?

Eedris Abdulkareem from Ilorin in Kwara State, North Central, Nigeria.

madridguy:
Teach them lesson by doing what?

Driving a heavy duty, Fuel laden truck into their midst. #RightOfWay

sabanageorge:
I can't for the life of me understand why they didn't shatter the glasses.

Because breaking a glass with pressure is almost impossible. So why waste that much time in doing that instead of conserving energy and scouting alternative sources of escape.

I remember like yesterday when some Biafran™ women protested topless. Nairalanders came for their heads, insulting everything Igbo on their way. Today it is in Lagos and the peace of God has fallen on nairaland.

We are all hypocrites.

Sewn from the same fabric as our politicians.

madridguy:
Yes I stand with the removal of the 1999 PDP Constitution to milk the national treasury.

Your zombism will not allow you know that that constitution predates the PDP.

You were looking for quotes. GBA!!!

Alkarulezz,slimzjoe.....I scored 278 in jamb and my waec result is as follows maths B3,Eng B3, phy C5, Chem B2, Bio A1,Eco B3, Civic B2, Agric B2, Fish B2....I applied for medicine and surgery pls wat are my chances

ThinkSmarter:
Rochas sounds convincing this time around
May God heal u quickly, Mr President.

Think Smarter than this.

If the Nigerian government is serious there will be nothing like "Power failure" in Nigeria.

North can get electricity generated 24/7 if the solar capacity of the region is well harnessed. Talk of humidity. The North is well known for high temperatures.


Southwest.

This region has an aquatic proximity second only to the Niger Delta. With Hydro Turbines I think the southwest can be self sufficient in power generation.


Southeast.

With Enugu know for its vast deposits of coal, ties with darkness for people of this region ought to have been severed a long time ago. As big as China is, majority of its citizens get their power from coal.

Niger Delta.


This region is one of the most unfortunate in terms of Natural Resources and benefits.
I am not trying to dabble into politics cos I might vent unnecessarily.

This is the only region whose non use of its natural resources in the generation of electricity is adversely affecting it. The gas that is meant to provide electricity for the people is being flared to the double detriment of the people.

I believe that with the stoppage of gas flaring and building of gas powered turbines, the people of that region can breathe fresh air and sleep without worrying about heat.


Conclusion.

Some might want to say "People are talking about sources of pure and renewable energy you are talking about a coal plant in Enugu".

Mind you, the people clamouring for "Global Warming" were the ones who used all these methods including coal to generate energy for God knows how long. They have moved up technologically hence the ditching of the former. Would China shut all its coal plant and allow power cut to its citizens and industries without providing an alternative because there is global warming?, Hell NO!!!.

Lets be wise!!!.

Number 6.

If the photograph is of Buhari in London wearing that same long attire and there is a smile on his face.

bet56:
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May madness fall on you.

Nairalandaire:
What happened to all the bail conditions?

Buhari is observing them.

amakadihot87:
......i tire me oo......omotala is shameless to have posed for a pic with such a person

Amaka swear that you have never given a mouth gig in your life.

"You have all sucked and fallen short of the glory of Cucumber".

So the blood thirsty mob left the bleeding victim and started venting their life frustrations on the perpetrator only to beg the police later to "carry" the victim along.


They should all be arrested!!!!!.

I thought they "Presidency" said only his (Buhari's) medical team can tell when he will come back?.

Okorocha don join the medical team?.

Gloria Bamiloye is a Damsel. Been following since the 90s and she still looks radiant and beautiful.

enemyofprogress:
Mtcheeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Your monicker sums it up!!!!

psucc:
While the father back home is advancing Islamic studies, almajiri education and early marriage.

Having acquired 'Western Education' does she also fit as a Muslim? Why will the children of the elites acquire western education and the poor Islamic studies?

However, I congratulate the young lady.

Your brain is brand new!!!!!
Tear rubber!!!!
Follow Come!!!!.
I for send you recharge card if not for this recession.

Livefreeordieha:
is that socustodian of Nigerian tribes...Oga Adamu leave me alone ...go and wallow in shame...i'm way above your league people like u either commit suicide or resort violence when u are outmatched ..now get off my diccckkk!!!

Indomie or crack baby, Which?

MediumStout:
Despite the fact that I'm a yoruba, i see Osinbajo as a weakling rather than a pastor. The position he holds currently does not require diplomacy. Nnamdi Kanu has clearly violated the bail conditions given by the courts yet the bastard is Still roaming free. Why on earth will such a renegade be allowed to roam free in the south east filled with gullible frustrated youths who are ready to become another Bokoharam This is why i love Buhari. Nnamdi Kanu would have remained in prison If baba was around. Buhari doesn't care about court orders and that's the way to deal with non entities like Kanu. Biafra is treason, biafra is dead and buried in 1970. One Nigeria we shall remain

Just like me telling you that your right to life is treasonable.
Ogbeni grow some sense. Who obeys court orders in Nigeria?.
The same court order that granted El Zakzaki and Dasuki bail?.
With your comment alone, One Nigeria is dead.

Livefreeordieha:
kpelle ooo Mr Adamu the crusader.. Call Donald trump that u know where terrorists converge or congregate.. And I will not abandon ur disgruntled asssssssss before reminding u that there is a fine line between opionated person and a dysentery mouthed person ediot..digest that well..

I have come to understand that people who cannot argue or communicate constructively resort to verbal vituperations

There are more tribes in Nigeria than you know.

vedaxcool:

For those of us who were born before 1966, we remember that Western Nigeria had its Constitution, the North had its own Constitution, and the East had its own Constitution

He wants to live in 1966 and continue the same ideas that did not work then, now. Europe created the EU not becauae they are unity beggars as our unemployed ipob brothers will chant because they know there is strength in numbers and they understand that through these bandying together they will be better placed to compete in the global market. But we see a situation were failure in 2015 elections has become a basis for restructuring a country. Such emotional reactions clearly indicates unintelligence of the most lowest kind.

Comprehend.
He is only asking for true federalism.
The same the US of A practices.

Livefreeordieha:
allekum###bros igbophobia u sayi hope u know the meaning of phobia?besides wether he used Nigeria or politics its not relative to my mention ..olodo rabata omo ale jati jati..what i meant then and now is that it was reported by a DEVELOPER..and mind u ...u are the one who has phobic issues...because there is no Nigerian state or region or ethnic group called developer under her states law..but the nervousness u have exposed ursef to is why every acronym u see online now is directed to your kindred...shame on u...#salam#

I have no use for you.
(1) I am not Igbo
(2) Everyone here knows what "Developer", "Afonja", "Zombie" "Accommodators" etc. MEANS.
(3) I would have stood up to you if you had used the term "Afonja".

I hate cyber bullies and cyber tribalist.
There is a thin line between them and terrorist.

Get some comprehension.

Livefreeordieha:
reportedly posted by a developer.. All d way from Biafra.. It's well.. Over now to the next news

If you take the dark shades of hatred and Igbophobia from your eyes, you might actually notice he used the word "Politics" and not "Nigeria"

#Salam

Imsu with jamb score 278....Waec mathsB3,EngB3,chemB2,physC5,BioA1....Please what are my chances for MBBS

Uti be warming up to her like kilodê