All these greedy bastards will come and be sayinzg "You are healed in Jesus name"

The guy literally "Drink die!"
Na drink na kill am...

No! Date me. I'm single ;DNo! Date me. I'm single

Everyone is entitled to be stupid. But these Nigerians are abusing the privilege.

mayor10:
It is so disheartening to see so many graduates out there walking aimlessly hiding under the umbrella of "No Job" Buh then I still stand on my stance tha there are jobs out there and the major  issue remains that most graduates are half-baked that's even if they are baked atal.Just imagine a fresh graduate posting this.
WOULD YOU EMPLOY THIS KINDA GRADUATE IF YOU WERE AN EMPLOYER??

Everybody is entitled to be stupid. But some persons abuse the privilege.

idoncare440:
teacher....reikey, subject..... educational fashion,.. class...all classes. lolz

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No CLASS!!!

Chai. See as I miss. I am busy viewing porn websites and my mates are winning 10k on NL... OP abeg o. When is phase 2 commencing

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Hello NL.
My crush says that if I could get 10 likes for this comment that she will date me.
Please guys help do the needy.
Thanks...

Hello Nairalanders.
My crush says that if I could get 10 likes for this comment that she will accept to date me. Please do the needy. Thanks NLders.

Lewaluv:
Because i know what i like. I love dark men.

Hey I'm a dark man. That means you love me...
I thought no one loved me. But thank God you do...

In Drakes voice
"That's right, I like my girls BBW"

Okay guys, I would like us to take a good approach to this debate. Let's handle this like engineers(at least the computer science guys claim to be software "enginners")

Chemical engineering people(like myself), please list all the math you come across in your program. List the ones that you encounter in CHE classes(with examples) to solve problems, the ones you do in General Engineering clases. And how frequent you actually apply those math techniques.

Computer science people, I'm sure you guys are smart enough to follow this same sequence and list your math courses. The ones you use in CSC, the ones that are borrowed couses(from MTH and STAT and so...) and how often you use them...


Please note that we are going to cover only first degree level(B.Sc)

Raymondboyvic:
i have a brother studying computer science,i love the two degrees,am good in maths but not that super good ,,and he told me computer has more maths skill compared to chemical...chemical mainly all about chemistry....i had my OND last year@auchi polythecnic electrical/elcTroniCs eng....so wrote jamb this year putting chemical engineering uniport scored 271 ....SO NOW M REALLY CONFUSED!..if to consider a change of course,,

WARNING!!!
if you go into Chemical Engineering looking for chemistry or chemistry-like subjects, you'd be disappointed! Because the only chemistry stuff you'll do is general chemistry in your freshman year.
Chemical engineering has no chemistry as from 200l till final year. Many of my coursemates that dive into Chemical engineering in the search for chemistry are disappointed and ain't doing so well right now(4th year). The only thing the found was math and design and some EE and ME and also some shit!
If you wanna study ChemE, abeg really go on the net and read about it. The name is quite deluding, I'd prefer Process Engineering as a name.
But you can pm me for more if you wish...

I'm a Chemical Enginering u'grad(4th year) and I am also exposed to the computer science and stuff cos I do lots of coding.

I would say(without being bias) that all engineering degrees have way too much maths compared to computer science(and if you with the motin that CompSci is "CompSci and maths", just waka past).

Engineering degrees even go up to the extent of applying coding and other CompSci techniques to solve problems, but CompSci knows nothing about us.
In my degree program I have used coding(esp python and the Scipy,Numpy, Matplotlib amongst others) to solve problems in most of my classes as the maths involved are getting way too complex to solve by hand. I've used Neural networks, Machine learning and many other tools that should belong to CompSci too...

I don't know where those people that say CompSci has more maths are coming from....

I'm a Chemical Enginering u'grad(4th year) and I am also exposed to the computer science and stuff cos I do lots of coding.

I would say(without being bias) that all engineering degrees have way too much maths compared to computer science(and if you with the motin that CompSci is "CompSci and maths", just waka past).

Engineering degrees even go up to the extent of applying coding and other CompSci techniques to solve problems, but CompSci knows nothing about us.
In my degree program I have used coding(esp python and the Scipy,Numpy, Matplotlib amongst others) to solve problems in most of my classes as the maths involved are getting way too complex to solve by hand. I've used Neural networks and many other tools that should belong to CompSci too...

I don't know where those people that say CompSci has more maths are coming from....

The contry don furstrate those rats tire. Hunger, recession... They had to resort into commiting suicide...
May thier gentle souls rest in pieces...

Before th 10 commandments, there was something that commanded us, it's called conscience.
If your conscience says it's right? Then ride on...

FRANKOSKI:
DATE JESUS TILL YOU GET MARRIED.

Come on bro, that's gay. Really, let's analyse it. The OP is a guy and you want him to date another guy(Jesus)... That's man-to-man faggotry and the OP stated that he is homophobic...

Well for me, being introverted is quite challanging. But because we live in an extroverted society(schooling in groups, teachers and parents hating the quiet kids, even religion too is extroverted, you have to be in groups and stuff, work too) I have tried to adapt and act like an extrovert at times. But it's not working. It exausts all my energy.

Being introverted is at times like a punishment and other times a blessing. I strugle to sustain human relationships. I'm just not good at it. Starting one, keeping it going, nothing!
I'm not too good a speaker, but I prefer writing. I prefer to text than call. I have problems with socializing that's one of the reasons I have so little friends. I don't even have guts to approach any random girl. I like quiet and solitude. I overthink. I'm still a smart person so I over analyse and think too much about little details. People say I'm weird(esp ladies). They say I go on and off. I'm just some complic piece of shit.
Most times being an introvert makes me sad especially when I miss out on some opportunities(asking that girl out and stuff).
But I've accepted myself as I am. Being introvert is not a curse, it's a blessing in its own little way.

pryme:


I won't know your short comings. But I think You need a honest assessment of your self.


There is a saying :

"if you met an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole.

If you met an asshole in the afternoon on the same day, you met an asshole.

But if you meet an asshole in the evening the same day -
You are the asshole"

Not that am calling you an asshole. There is a chance that you attract only assholes - you should find out why.

So you calling her an asshole magnet that attracts assholes?
This will be a very interesting study... Assholemagnetic waves...

It's good thing to love your job if you could. It's desirable. But as we all know it's not always the case. We at times find ourselves doing jobs that we didn't really want to. We don't get to choose most times.
If you don't love what you do, there's really no problem about that, but just stay professional and do the best you can.
Afterall, we are doing it for the money and as long as it keeps coming, that's the most important. We all work for the weekends. I don't think that you'd find someone working that's finds the weekend as hell and is psyched up to go to work on Mondays like " Oh can't wait to get to work on monday"

Work is a means to an end. Not the end itself.

dollytino4real:
go n burn it with kero,pepper n salt then add red cloth the owner will rush and collect it fast fast

My dear please pick a number from 1 to 10...

jordinsparkles:
The first one resemble alien while the other one be like wolverine....

Babe, are you a psychic? You just steal the words right outta my mouth.

Afonjas, come and claim your brothers NCAN have passed verdict. The second one should be the Afonja wolverine... #whoknows

Bisjosh:

U obviously dont know the meaning of sagged breasts

Ah that's true. He haven't seen yours. When he does, he will know...

Adaeze Marian Obasi *Elected* As Sexiest Woman In Africa
PDP ke, APC ni

joyAA:

That is assuming that it's only one person robbing. What if the robber(s) issa woman

Or worse case scenario, if the robber is gay...

onuhabel1:

Wow! Can Theo Also Get Employed Into Federal Govt Civil Service?

Civil service jobs can be done by basically anyone that has at least two simultaneously functioning neurons at any given point in time.

Emanex18:

lol... so which one Petroleum Engineers go do
wise man

Basically resovior, Exploration, drilling and part of production activities.

Emanex18:
At the downstream sector bro.

Please say what you have full knowledge of.