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Events / Re: Pretty Edo Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Man In Edo State(photos) by jessetom(m): 10:26pm On Jan 07, 2017
The oyinbo man squeeze face for the traditional pics but smile for the pics taken abroad. He is probably fed up with the whole traditional bullshit

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Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship) - Maiden Ed. by jessetom(m): 12:39pm On Jan 04, 2017
Institution: Federal University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun
Course of Study: Chemical Engineering
Level : 400
Email: agbagidimudi@gmail.com
Family / Re: I Think I Think Too Much... Is This Normal?? by jessetom(m): 12:23am On Jan 03, 2017
chrissy3:
well I think that would be good but my phone just stopped compatibility with whatsapp but I'll get a new phone before the year runs out but I think you can create it then post the details so I can join later. But bro I'm perturbed by something. I think info sharing in our phones are being tapped. When I was talking with someone about some materials I would need to buy for a magnetic engine I'm currently working on , I noticed something odd. I logged into Facebook and immediately I saw advert of every material I talked about buying (magnets and magnetic shield). It didn't stop there ,I have a social media platform with very unique feature that I intend creating this year and guess what ? I talked about how I want to travel to the USA where I can get a good software development company to do the job. Immediately I got on Facebook I saw advert on software development companies and I was so pissed.
My problem is how do we share ideas and keep them secured cause I've got some inventions I have put down on paper that I would love to share so maybe it can be made better by combined effort . Is there anyway one can communicate in a coded fashion cause I sure can't risk my ideas being stolen .

Honestly, I believe that there is nothing safe on the internet. Whatever you are doing, whoever you are chatting with, there's always an eye watching. There's always people screening all your messages, identity infringement and theft, stuff like that are everywhere.
But bros you fit try mail.
Post office. I think that will work just fine for you...LOL!
Family / Re: I Think I Think Too Much... Is This Normal?? by jessetom(m): 8:08pm On Jan 02, 2017
chrissy3:
I'm down for it .So guys what do you Suggest ? We create an FB page or whatsapp... Etc?

I think Whatsapp will be perfect you know.
Education / Re: What Course Do You Regret Not Studying While In The University? by jessetom(m): 8:17am On Jan 02, 2017
Genea:
cheesy are u one my darl?

Ah yes. I am one
What'd you say, let's talk business uh
Family / Re: I Think I Think Too Much... Is This Normal?? by jessetom(m): 8:11am On Jan 02, 2017
Babysho:



We should have a group for like minds!

Yes Bro. We need that.
But I don't know if Seun will do that.
Family / Re: I Think I Think Too Much... Is This Normal?? by jessetom(m): 8:54pm On Jan 01, 2017
My dear there's nothing wrong with exploring your mind, your imagination, your creativity.
I think people like you are the ones that see the world in colours.
There's nothing wrong with being drowned in a pool of thoughts, in being curious. In wanting to know what is the origin of life, why the sky is blue, why there's so much suffering in the world, why society operates the way it does.
My dear we may be called strange, awkward, weird, unusual, but you know what I think? I think we are not different, but unique, special.
Society doesn't define you my friend, you define society!
Enjoy your personality!
Stay weird!
Stay unique!

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Education / Re: What Course Do You Regret Not Studying While In The University? by jessetom(m): 8:00pm On Jan 01, 2017
Genea:
Chemical engineering... My parents wanted me to be a medical doctor, wasn't interested, i didnt read, performed below par and so I opted for microbiology, since it was in d medical line and dahs wah dey wanted...... embarassed


They say, "If you can't be a Chemical Engineer, date one"

But that's none of my business though.

#proudly_chemical_engineering
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SIWES: Who Else Got This Invitation From NLNG? by jessetom(m): 7:39pm On Jan 01, 2017
Please who have an idea of how their questions look like, if they pay and how much and also how are the accommodation arrangements if you are posted to the plant.
Thank you
Rawdpiper
Education / Re: 10 Departments In The University Which Girls Admire Their Guys by jessetom(m): 4:05pm On Dec 23, 2016
durentchigozie:
6. Chemical Engineering
When they hear chemical engr, the 1st thing that comes to their mind is OIL COMPANY!
They go about booking guys incase after graduation. They hear he works in an oil company.

Yup. That's fact. ChemE's rock!!!
Phones / Re: New Smartphones Expected To Be Released Early 2017 by jessetom(m): 9:08pm On Dec 21, 2016
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Travel / Re: Man, Wife, Five Children Crushed To Death By Overspeeding Bus Buried In Benue PX by jessetom(m): 1:02pm On Dec 21, 2016
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Education / Re: 7 Advantages Of Attending A Public University In Nigeria by jessetom(m): 5:00pm On Dec 20, 2016
Public schools have a very poor educational standard.
They have no facilities compared to private schools. They say private schools produce lots of first class and 2:1 graduates, this is because they don't have sadist lectures who fail students for no good reasons, their environment is conducive for learning, they have great facilities and also, they have up to date curriculum unlike the 20th century curriculum we use in our public schools.
We thrive abroad and in our private institutions because the educational environment is close to perfect, not because of any other reason.

P.S:
OP , where did you learn that Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) is an Ivy League school?
Lemme guess, your over rated piece of poop Nigerian public school.

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Romance / Re: Im Frustrated... Frustration Has Almost Finished My Life by jessetom(m): 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2016
@Kenshinmunac

Don't feel frustrated brother. I am in the same situation as you, but I don't see it as a punishment. I am 20, in my penultimate year of university. I have dated just one girl since the day I was as born. Love is one thing that I don't easily (or maybe never) come by. It feels like it's not meant for people like me.

I am introverted. I am not that outgoing, not that handsome, not so rich, but not broke, not so funny(but sarcastically humourous a bit), I read books a lot, l am not into trends that my mates are in. I have good fashion sense and hygiene. I'm not good at conversations with people. I am 5ft9'(not tall), I am not having lots of things that ladies want, I'm a mess, literally.

But you know what, upon all my flaws and unprecedented great records of bad luck that I've been having with women(one just happened last week), I'm not in a hurry to get involved in a relationship, to get a girlfriend, to find love.

Instead I search for happiness, personal happiness, I try to be happy. And in that search I believe the right kind of love I deserve will locate me, the kind of love that will be two-sided, where I will not settle for less, the right kind of love. The one that will align with my purpose in life.

Although, at times I feel like a total looser when I see my mates all having dates, but I will not allow that shift my focus in life or lower the bar of my standard or expectations for a relationship. Or make me settle for whatever comes by.

Bros don't be eager, don't be in a rush to get hooked up!
You are special too. They just don't see it. Good thing you have not settled for less already.

Just be happy!
Just like me!
Religion / Re: Who Is My Neighbour.? by jessetom(m): 7:18am On Nov 06, 2016
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Car Talk / Re: 5 Ways To Identify Bullet Proof Cars On Nigerian Roads. by jessetom(m): 2:38pm On Oct 31, 2016
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Programming / Re: Friendzone by jessetom(m): 11:51am On Sep 04, 2016
Jenifa123:
how did u know am a fuprite well tanks
Let's just say that I am a psychic
Programming / Re: Friendzone by jessetom(m): 11:44am On Sep 04, 2016
Try adding it to the different services offered by freebasics.com sponsored by Facebook and Airtel. You can visit
Internet.org or freebasics.com
It'll increase the popularity and number of views your sight gets.
#Thank_me_later_little_FUPRITE
Quote me an received your *** ***
Business / Re: How The Current MMM Will Likely End - As a Scam by jessetom(m): 12:21pm On Sep 02, 2016
Making sense logically consistent.
But you know what they say,
"Make hay while the sun shines"

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Celebrities / Re: Delayoh Cheddas Posts His Pics In Pants On Facebook by jessetom(m): 12:01pm On Sep 02, 2016
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH KENYA AGAIN
Kenya be like, why always me....
Celebrities / Re: Delayoh Cheddas Posts His Pics In Pants On Facebook by jessetom(m): 12:01pm On Sep 02, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by jessetom(m): 11:53am On Sep 02, 2016
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Education / Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jessetom(m): 11:25am On Aug 31, 2016
ElDeeVee:


Fibonacci series is a series of numbers in which each Fibonacci number is the sum of the two preceding numbers. The simplest is the series 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34.....

Mehn I miss these things

Wow pretty cool. How about fibonacci spiral
Education / Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jessetom(m): 3:42pm On Aug 29, 2016
Best thread ever
Education / Re: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jessetom(m): 3:39pm On Aug 29, 2016
Gurus, what's fibonacci series all about
Education / Re: Maths - Simultaneous Linear Equations: Where Am I Getting It Wrong?? by jessetom(m): 3:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
Laive:

Wow! Quite strange to me... wink

Hmm. But you can program this. It's quite simple na. I see you are programmer. Use coding to illuminate the way
Car Talk / Re: Thermostats, Do we really need them :) by jessetom(m): 7:50am On Aug 29, 2016
FestacGirl:
Am Less busy today and i want to talk about Thermostats smiley smiley
Am not in for Big Grammars but to explain thing's in the simple way i can wink

A thermostat is a component of a HVAC control system which senses the temperature of a system so that the system's temperature is maintained near a desired setpoint. The thermostat does this by switching heating or cooling devices on or off, or regulating the flow of a heat transfer fluid as needed, to maintain the correct temperature.

Thermostat in vehicles is very very important, A car gets to it's optimum operating temperature before the fan starts running, the fan will go off when the engine is running below it's optimum operating temperature
Advantages

1)Thermostat helps save fuel. How?? The Ecu will continue to send more fuel to the engine until it get's to it optimum operating temperature, a car without Thermostat will run rich because it will never get to its optimum operating temperature.

2)Your vehicle will run quietly. A guy in my neighborhood owns a 2006 c230, a very beautiful ride, but the car sounds like a jet airline, because the Fans are always running constantly,

3)Your Cooling fan lasts longer , because they don't run always

The thermostat is very important for your vehicle to run perfectly fine,
To does people with the belief that Nigeria is hot, there some states in the United States that are hotter and they use thermostats smiley

Some Reasons why Thermostats should be bypassed smiley


In Cars

1)I have seen some modified vehicles, a 4cylinder or 6 cylinder engine with Big Turbo's E.g Lancer Evo smiley wink, Supra, 1jz Benz 190, Nissan Gtr skyline, cool E.t.c
Does cars need to run as cool as possible because it's running some Heavy stuffs causing heat, i doubt if such ride's should use thermostats

2),overheating problems resulting from blown head Gaskets even after replacement Like obitee69, Such problems might have a solution for a short period of time by disconnecting the Thermostats, and running recommended coolants.

3) People with Cracked head cylinders With no money for replacement can bypass thermostat too grin wink


My Guru's in cartalk. Kingreign Gazzuzz nurey egunmogaji Kashif luvinhubby abatically sultaan e.t.c
I stand to be corrected

So OP what's the argument here. I can't see any
Car Talk / Re: Thermostats, Do we really need them :) by jessetom(m): 7:47am On Aug 29, 2016
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Phones / Re: How To Stop Whatsapp From Sharing Your Data With Facebook by jessetom(m): 7:46am On Aug 29, 2016
Nigerians sef. Okay someone should tell me what he/she thinks that Facebook and Whatsapp means by "Sharing Your Data ". What it entails. Why they wanna do it. I bet 95% of those disabling this wonderful feature can not answer the above listed questions.

Anyways, wetin consign me.
*sips tea*

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Education / Re: Maths - Simultaneous Linear Equations: Where Am I Getting It Wrong?? by jessetom(m): 7:38am On Aug 29, 2016
Laive:

Care to share?? Ready to learn...

It's a simple matrix method.

You just have to reduce the augmented matrix to Echelon form by elementary row transformations. It's really fun. You can use it for higher order systems of linear equations.

But if you mind, try crammer rule
Education / Re: Maths - Simultaneous Linear Equations: Where Am I Getting It Wrong?? by jessetom(m): 12:18am On Aug 29, 2016
Try guassian elimination method

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