₦airaland Forum

AFONJAPIG:
OK make we fry moi moi

I feel sorry for your parents.

Diiet:
What is wrong that Ooni honoured the invitation of those youths? Don't presidents also visit schools and take pics with youths? does that dimimnish their honour or reduce their status? Is this how low you have become in your reasoning? In this same year, Canada celebrated its independent day and only Ooni was invited in the whole of Nigeria. God bless Ooni.

I want to believe you and those supporting you are yorubas. It is a terrible thing that has happened to your race.

I've never seen so much culture erode in such a short time. By the time the next Ooni takes the stool, there will be no respect for it anymore.

Children who are born to meet this Ooni and the Oba of Benin will only be told by textbooks that the Ooni has a higher stool but the reality is the Oba of Benin commands more respect.

Very very sad. Soon, even Baales will start portraying themselves as greater than the Ooni. What a descendant the great Oduduwa has produced.

ikorodureporta:
Some days ago, a friend i was chatting with online said he called & i ddnt pick his call. I checked my missed calls but couldnt find his number among the missed calls. So, i did not believe that he called...


So, later i picked a naija line (080...) & he was d one on line. Dis guy is not in Naija & not aware of the changes too. I cross-checked the missed calls & found out that the number's slghtly diff from the one he used recently...

Why're the telcos doing this without our consent? Hope they'r not tapping our lines....

The issue is from your friend, Nigerians abroad have a special line for calling home. That number displays as different numbers when they call, if they're in the UK it could display as a UK number but most times it picks a Nigerian number to display as. I don't believe local telecoms are responsible for the switch.

Paulpaulpaul:
Ignorance bawo?


I didn't say it emphatically, I said rumoured. Who doesn't know the price was sentimental value? Mona Lisa by the same man, as common as it is, has secret code
s

You may doubt it but he was a great cryptographer

Hmm

EFOLK5:
Lol
Brother you just have to take it easy, and be rest assured that I Oscar can not gamble with your funds. I'm sure a good number of guys I've had dealings with here can still say a few about me.
There are two things here, it's either suger rush or refunds.
I'm not sleeping over your job Sir.
Thanks

How far can you get in life with N60k. You have most likely exhausted the money by now but you will leave with the stigma and mental scar for a very long time.

Paulpaulpaul:
See you, most of his work are rumoured to have secret codes and maps. Do you think people are that stupid? Ordinarily art is life

This is pure ignorance.

Leonardo is a master, one of a kind, even greater than Michaelangelo. His works are very rare and the most prominent in the art world. That money is based on sentimental value, no hidden maps or anything of that nature.

EFOLK5:
Thanks bro

When am I getting the app I paid for? If you can not deliver please refund my money. I am tired of your excuses.

bedspread:
MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE......

I DONT CARE WHETHER MY PASTOR OR WHOEVER EATS MY TITHE OR NOT...

I KNOW WHERE I WAS WEN I DECIEVED MYSELF AND JOKED THINKING I WAS BEING SMART WITH NOT PAYING.

I KNOW WHERE I AM @ THIS POINT IN MY LIFE NOW THAT AM CONSISTENTLY TITHING....

ITS A CHOICE...... ITS YOUR CHOICE..

ACCEPTING JESUS CHRIST IS THE GREATEST GOOD U CAN DO TO YOURSELF.... ONCE YOU HAVE JESUS CHRIST, ALL THESE TITHE TALKINGS WILL MEAN NOTHING TO U..

Abeg go sleep. If this is so potent, why does it not work for everyone?

Olarababy:
The Self Acclaimed Grand Masters Of Data Has Proven to Nigerians That That Are Truly The Grand Masters.


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Glo needs to improve their network stability and speed. Why are they acting like they don't know their network is bad.

Nwodosis:
The best option is to trick him into accepting to pay the money in written form with a good surety. You can go after the surety when he defaults, going to court is to his advantage. Mind you Police is already on his side as he's dropping more than you. The next thing now, our police will be asking you 'what do you we do now' as if you knew what do and invited them.

Very true.

Smellymouth:
Merrybet odds--

Daddy Freeze to win -- 1.28..

Tithers to win -- 2.20..

Full time draw-- 3.80..

As for me I dey carry daddy freeze straight win home and away, home to win first and second half and over 2.5..

CEEcey:



Kedu nke Mikel hapu omenala mewazi omenelu?



Ava and Mia?
Na Igbo name be that?

Better come back home and marry a good Igbo girl from
the village.

Do people really still think like this? Live your life and let him live his own life.

NwaAmaikpe:



I need AutoJoshNG and Gazzuzz to come and give professional Auto advice to the owner of the nakéd car.

Meanwhile;
Tuale to the ingenuity of the robbers.

There's no ingenuity there, there's a reason most stolen vehicles are never found and that's because the cars are used for spare parts. The man is even lucky the engine and probably transmission were left behind.

Clerverly:
Ipob Pigs are not going to be happy with this development...

Is this necessary? Can't people apply common sense for once!

mrvitalis:
You failed because you gave out the loan the wrong way

Soft loan work all over the world bro

And who says the banks have to give you the money cash ? There are several ways of funding bro

Banks can buy all the equipment and materials needed for smooth take off of the business

I hear you, be waiting for Bank to give you loan.

dreamtech3636:
I hav been eating in restaurants/mama poot
since 1998 yet am still healthier
even for ebola I chop mama poot
even for bird flu I chop for restaurant
even Fo lassa fever I chop Fo maama poot
as I dey type now I dey chop Fo restaurant


come chope abeg

Thank you jare.

chatinent:
Chatdom rights reserved (c)
.
Everyone loves a fast-food joint, because it is quicker and easier to get the stomach happy once again.

Go and sleep

mrvitalis:
Lost ? How ? You can't give someone loan without a business plan and strong monitoring

Story, that's how BOI deceived us with business plan and NYSC certificate ruse. No bank will give you money unless you have collateral with forced sale value that covers the loan and I totally support banks. This year I came into some money and gave out soft loans running into millions to help family and friends. All the loans are currently toxic because they had nothing to lose. Business plan and all are worthless, even you self when money touches your hand, you go weak. All sorts of crazy expenses starts coming up including lau lau budget.

So just leave the banks as they operate, if you want loan then build a business from your savings and build a steady cash flow with your bank account. The bank will come to you. Also banks are more interested in making 28% from a single N1bn loan than from 200 N5m loans.

mrvitalis:
All banks making profit this year but won't sponsor unemployed graduates with soft loans

Makes can keep 200bn every year to be loans to the youths to start investments imagine how much job this would creat

Also imagine how much money could be lost.

survivex:
For all those that desire to work in Dangote see a modern analysis of what is going there hehehe���

Lol, Nigerians will still take the jobs. Do not waste your time.

Khonvicted:
Ehya

Biafrans will also receive that kind of news soon

That's if they even get to referendum.

decatalyst:
Dressing like a clown!


What is the beads on his legs for when he isn't wear a full traditional attire?


Money miss road

He is the prime minister of Warri kingdom, even if he's wearing a suit those beads will still be with him.

vengertime:
Na so this fooll short reach? Are you sure this barawo is not from Congo

Lol

morereb10:
What does this teach?


More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/10/vanity-upon-vanity-after-his-demise-see.html

Live as a pauper na, some of you just support funny thoughts. Because we will die one day, no need to make money.

SlyCharlie:
I happen to bank with both GTb and Diamond.
Diamond's mobile app is next to none.
Gtb is cool too, buh, Diamond's own nicks it for me,
The U.I is user friendly, rarely hangs, swift alerts after transfer, all round easy to use.

This is exactly what GTWorld does for me.

DrGoodman:
GTB is not a bank, it's a jankara market.

Lol

tripleY:
No be lie....

Big lie, GTB has the best app by far.

Lalasticlala please try moving this to the front page.

Lorhdany:
They're are everywhere in the media. Growing up, we were uncomfortable seeing people kiss on TV now this has become a norm. These things were programmed into our minds through the media and trust me in 10 - 15 years time we won't find anything wrong with homosexuality too.

Exactly, well, this is just an eye opener for those who think the information is necessary.

Before I start, I want to say I still love the show especially when I discovered Garnet is a fusion. I'm a big fan but Steven Universe should not be shown to kids.

I really laughed hard when I saw the rockus caused by pornography on CN that made Multi Choice speak on the issue. I was like 'see this crazy people, CN de teach una kids say there's nothing wrong with being LGBT and them de pursue lies'.

Most parents definitely over look this because they see no harm in Cartoon Network's programmes.

Steven Universe was a bland cartoon I hated until I discovered Garnet was a fusion between 2 pearls then it got worrying when I discovered the 2 pearls, Ruby and Sapphire, that make up Garnet are female.

It is quite easy to overlook as Garnet rarely splits into her individuals pearls and the 2 pearls look like male and female but they are both female.

Garnet is actually a symbol representing a lesbian relationship.

I first shared my findings months ago with just my friends on Facebook but the message that there is nothing wrong with being LGBT and that it is normal form of relationship accepted by society is so subtly and effectively passed by the cartoon that your kids who watch the show are gradually being fed propaganda without you ever realising.

Just to be sure I wasn't imagining things and expose myself to nairaland brand of ridicule, I decided to do a little research before making this post.

Here's what Wikipedia says

'Garnet has commonly been praised as a depiction of a romantic lesbian relationship in children's television. Since 2010, animated television series such as Adventure Time and The Legend of Korra have shown a larger amount of LGBT representation. Steven Universe makes frequent use of LGBT-related themes: Pearl has strong romantic feelings to Rose Quartz, and Stevonnie is a genderqueer character.'

If you know what is good for you, censor the cartoon, and you can also see Adventure Time supports LGBT.

Do the right thing now before 10 years from now, you start accusing the oldest woman in your village of being responsible for making your kids LGBT whereas your ignorance was responsible.

Below is Garnet and the 2 pearls(Ruby and Sapphire) that make her up.

Evaberry:
1.3 Million bag but no husband and no child


sleeps alone at night and her womb is becoming useless as its not doing its job.


she should invest more money in finding a husband or getting pregnant and having kids as her existence is useless right now.

you know u r miserable toke and no amount of bags or shoes can fix the tears that comes out of your eyes

Go and sleep. Is there a market where husbands can be bought? Live your life and let her live hers.