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Romance / Re: Ladies, 12 Signs That He’s A Keeper. by jezuzboi(m): 5:29pm On Aug 10, 2016
mizzbouqui:

I've replied him
Not directly. You replied someone who quoted him
Romance / Re: Ladies, 12 Signs That He’s A Keeper. by jezuzboi(m): 5:21pm On Aug 10, 2016
Op you know what? Your writing is cool. Since you say your guy is all these except that he can't cook, I suppose you're writing about him then. You've made him a superstar! I personally would like to connect to him and learn from him. Lol. Is he on Nairaland? Or can you at least post a picture of him. Have no fear. I will make sure the girls don't go after him.
Romance / Re: Ladies, 12 Signs That He’s A Keeper. by jezuzboi(m): 5:14pm On Aug 10, 2016
Zinnywise:


Yes this the right question to ask,will you equally adore him or see him as woman wrapper? Or take him to be a slave to you.............
I love this! Very sensible question to ask. Respect!!!

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Romance / Re: Ladies, 12 Signs That He’s A Keeper. by jezuzboi(m): 4:51pm On Aug 10, 2016
mizzbouqui:
10. Surprises You Often
He gives you the jitters all the time? Keep him.
Lol. Surprises you often with marriage proposals.
Romance / Re: Ladies, 12 Signs That He’s A Keeper. by jezuzboi(m): 4:48pm On Aug 10, 2016
braine:
The question is, are you good for this kind of man?
Someone dropped this same kinda question for op in her other version of this kinda topic and it was unattended to. Let's see how it goes with this one.
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 1:53pm On Aug 10, 2016
uzolexis:


Hian, prayer is now the duty of a woman A man shouldn't pray too.....
I tire for una o

Now, that's the feeling all these guys get when the ladies come up here and be like; MEN ARE LAZY! CAN'T MARRY A BROKE GUY! I was shocked to see a post from a lady who said she can never assist her husband financially no matter what. Is that not witchcraft?

By the way, prayer is for all; as much as hustling is for all. But in this article, hustle is directed to guys while prayer is directed to girls.
Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by jezuzboi(m): 8:16pm On Aug 09, 2016
mizzbouqui:

Sis I've been in a relationship where we didn't had sex
But I could tell that can satisfy me in bed (I won't share that)
I just want you to know that, a man satisfying his woman on bed is not all about sex
O'di Egwu!

Romance / Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by jezuzboi(m): 7:53pm On Aug 09, 2016
DirtyGold:
I'll prefer to see the 11 super qualities that makes you deserve all that.

God bless you!

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Romance / Re: Things Men Do That Women Find Attractive by jezuzboi(m): 7:24pm On Aug 09, 2016
Op, u forgot one thing, and that's the beards. You'll agree with me that women get attracted to bearded men. So to all the women in the house; if ur fiance is bearded, raise ur hand. If not, raise ur standard!

Religion / Re: Types Of People Who Wouldn't Like Adeboye's Words Recently by jezuzboi(m): 11:58pm On Aug 03, 2016
MsFaith:
sometimes, I wonder if there is any lady that cannot cook

Let me spare you the wondering... I know one who prides in her inability to cook for herself.
Religion / Re: Types Of People Who Wouldn't Like Adeboye's Words Recently by jezuzboi(m): 11:55pm On Aug 03, 2016
MsFaith:
sometimes, I wonder if there is any lady that cannot cook

Happy Wondering
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 10:01pm On Aug 03, 2016
Trina0936:

Hmmm! Are you trying to do business with me??
BTW I speak only one language;ego!
Ego le ka I ga akwu m?? undecided

Little wonder u love this thread....
Ride on sha...

So, concerning the business thingy, u may be right. But that depends on what and what u can pull off. How will it sound if I say you get 40% of any deal u make happen? GI bu nnwanyi Igbo. Nchoro iwua asa nwa! But mua by onye Calabar. Lol. I hope I got the spellings correctly.

So?
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 9:36pm On Aug 03, 2016
Trina0936:

Jezuzboi free me na! I said earlier in one of my posts that most of our mothers can't pray for one hour non-stop but are happily married!
But how many married a jobless man?? My own father worked hard and paid my mum's brideprice but most men these days don't wanna do menial jobs. They dey wait for Buhari to give them white collar jobs first before they can work!
Iranu abasha undecided

Lol. I actually love the somewhat mildness in your argument. Makes me wanna bug u with more arguments. Lol. But as u talk, I go free u. And I'm certainly not waiting on the APC man to bless me with white collar job.

Went through ur profile and found ur advice to advertise what we do. So mek I advertise my own for u. Perhaps u can do for me what Bihari cannnot do. And I won't get bothered anymore when I come by threads like this and "man must work" activist like u. Lol.

Check out my work @ www.jezuzboi..com

I also write political speeches and represent political figures. Just in case you senator of an uncle requires such service, ping me @ 7BAE27CC. I go too love u if u can do that for me. After all, why I no go love u when ur uncle Na Senator?
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 3:01pm On Aug 03, 2016
Drdonzeez:
It's simply because the man is the pillar of the family.Women are only mearnt to play supportive roles.

Indeed true. But the mark may have been missed. Do u think the women consider themselves as the supportive ones? Check out comments from a couple of them on this thread. It's more of castigation.

And I still think the one hour prayer thing shouldn't be sidelined like that. That'll make it look like the men are tjt once with the problem. Trust me; this thread has stirred a good number of guys into doubling their hustle.

It should also inspire the women to become prayerful and more prayerful. Being a woman isn't just about getting married and making babies for a man and expecting him to worship u for going through the nine months journey for him. There is more to it. And you need to pray in order to live up to your maximum potential as a wife.

Sela....
Religion / Re: 10 Quotes Of Pastor Adeboye That Trended On Social Media by jezuzboi(m): 2:51pm On Aug 03, 2016
JustHere2Observ:


Maybe you don't understand that they are just examples to explain what I mean. Ish

I understood perfectly. But your examples are tailored towards the negative only. What about a positive example like an RCCG member marrying from Living Faith?
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 2:42pm On Aug 03, 2016
Trina0936:

Ask your G.O not me. I am not RCCG member.

But you seemed to agree with the G.O's word on not marrying a jobless man, which is cool if u ask me. Now u apparently don't seem to be agreeing with him on his word concerning men to not marry women who can't pray for an hour nonstop. Or could it be that u think he's wrong about that?

#Curious

By The Way, He's not my G.O
Religion / Re: 10 Quotes Of Pastor Adeboye That Trended On Social Media by jezuzboi(m): 3:10am On Aug 03, 2016
joeace2020:
Avoiding religious matters is the best way to live long...if not all of these daddy's and mummy's children will come for you

Lol
Religion / Re: 10 Quotes Of Pastor Adeboye That Trended On Social Media by jezuzboi(m): 3:08am On Aug 03, 2016
JustHere2Observ:
The aspect of not marrying outside your denomination is delicate...imagine marrying a girl from cele and you RCCG, you have an argument and babe seeks out her woli for advice and they gave her soap and perfume to use which is contrary to your own doctrine. Abi you marry from Reverend King's church that they dont pray in Jesus name.
This actually requires wisdom.

Are those the only other denominations there is besides Redeem?
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 1:50am On Aug 03, 2016
Trina0936:

Many parents cant and they are still good spouses! tongue

But didn't the G.O's msg suggest that a woman who can't pray for one hour nonstop is not fittingto bbe a wife and most probably can't build a home?

How come most parents can't do that, yet are still able to build a good home and be good spouses?
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 1:46am On Aug 03, 2016
Everyone is suddenly talking about the joblessness of a man. What about the prayerlesness of a woman? Abi ee no follow for the post? I better go and check again. I'm coming...
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 1:34am On Aug 03, 2016
lielbree:

Good question. What vow did you take? For richer or poorer... through thick or thin..

Marriage is filled with ups and downs.
If a man losses him job , the wife must be supportive.

So the wife must wait until her once "jobful" husband becomes jobless b4 being surpportive? Will Amadioha chop off her head if she starts being supportive from the start?
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 1:24am On Aug 03, 2016
Trina0936:
Yes oh! Its now time for the ladies to speak!
Any poor/jobless man should better look somewhere else because I ain't poor and I have a goodpaying job while still searching for a better one! tongue
So men play your role or forget about marriage! Thank you Baba Adeboye!
You only said the truth and nothing but the truth

Can u pray for one hour nonstop?
Religion / Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by jezuzboi(m): 1:20am On Aug 03, 2016
Sweetlemon:
I'm so happy to hear this! Nigerian men are fast becoming too lazy for my liking, taking advantage of "I don't want a liability" to look for only ladies with regular source of income to marry because they are too lazy to make enough money on their own. The situation is seriously getting out of hand. The kinds of gists I hear these days about male gold diggers ehn....

Can u pray 4 one hour nonstop?
Literature / Re: Ogechi & I by jezuzboi(m): 11:45pm On Jul 30, 2016
rachealfst:
Wow! this wonderful story kept me glued to my phone till day break, this piece is just to good, God bless you Jesus boy. More inspiration in Jesus name

Amen! Thanks a bunch!
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by jezuzboi(m): 3:38pm On Jun 25, 2016
I VOTE FOR REFINER

Cc: NLJEGA

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Literature / Re: My Story Ogechi & I" by jezuzboi(m): 8:22pm On Jun 24, 2016
motive:


Wot do u mean, story I keep updatin on facebook.. And who is the fuckin jezuzboi...

You wanna know who the fuckin jezuzboi is? Guess you know now.

A big thanks to Despirado121, arinze3131, kevwecute1. You guys gat my back! Thank u plenty. Love ya'll.......
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by jezuzboi(m): 5:20pm On Jun 21, 2016
I vote Refiner.

Cc: Nljega
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by jezuzboi(m): 5:17pm On Jun 21, 2016
I vote Refiner.

Cc: Nljega

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Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by jezuzboi(m): 10:18pm On Jun 17, 2016
I'm also watching!

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Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by jezuzboi(m): 3:20pm On May 25, 2016
MzChistar:
this thread has been dead for a year,is it not high time its woken up? cc princesa,d9ty7,jezuzboi,divepen1,larrysun etc.

I concur!!!
Literature / Re: Can I Stand This Love (Short Story) by jezuzboi(m): 11:50am On Mar 12, 2016
EPISODE 4

Midway into the story, she found the content somewhat relative, and that triggered her interest to have a full read of it before anything else. On reading further, she found that she related 100% to the story; more like her true life story, and she was extremely flabbergasted! The only details that appeared strange to her were some points that pointed to the fact that the boy in the story was deliberately holding back on the girl in the story; his primary reason being the information documented about the differences in the doctrines of their religions. Nevertheless, she wondered how someone’s mere imagination could turn out to be her near reality. Maybe that’s why the writings are called “IMAGINARY REALITY” she thought to herself. But then, the writer seemed more like a spy who had been snooping on her and documenting every detail of her involvement with this guy for the past four years. The details were just so precise and on point. It couldn’t be a mere imagination. However, she read on till she got to the end of the second episode, where the writer urged readers to anticipate the last two episodes, which he referred to as “the conclusion of the matter” So she got curious and put a call across to Lora to enquire about the source of the story.

“I wouldn’t know. There’s this guy that keeps broadcasting these messages on social media.” Lora replied.

“Yeah, I know him. The “IMAGINARY REALITY” guy; right?

“Exactly! He posted this on his facebook page, and also broadcasted it on whatsapp. So I rebroadcasted it because I found it interesting.” Lora explained. “What’s up? You don’t like the story?”

“Not that I don’t like it” replied the girl. “There’s just something strange about the story. I think he’s writing about me.”

“Hahahahaha. Come on girl! How can he be writing about you? The dude doesn’t even know you.”

“That’s the point! He doesn’t know me, but he was able to predict my past in the first two episodes of that story, and has promised to predict my future in the last two episodes. I’m telling you Lora, everything in that story are the exact details of the things that have happened between me and my boy.”

“This is strange if you ask me. But it could be a mere coincidence. Have you thought of that?”

“It’s too good to be a coincidence.” The girl agued.

“So what are you going to do?” Lora asked.

“I don’t know.”

“Girl, just discard the details of that story and go on with your life. It’s nothing to worry about.” Lora advised.

“I wish it were that easy.” The girl said. An idea then popped up in her head, and she asked Lora; “Wait a minute, you said he also broadcasted the story via whatsapp?”

“Yeah” Lora answered.

“Which means you have his contact number” she further enquired.

“Of course” Lora affirmed.

“Do me a favor, send his number across to me. I need to speak with him.”

“You really want to do that because of an ordinary story he posted?”

“It’s not like the usual. This one strikes me in a different way, and I need to clear my doubt. Just send his number across please.”

“Okay” Lora replied. Then proceeded to call out his number to her. “That’s his number. Got it?”

“Yes I have. Thanks a bunch”

“Alright girl. Good luck” Lora replied and hung up.

Immediately, the girl called the number but got a voicemail feedback. She was disappointed because she really wanted to find out all she could about the story before anything else. She called Lora again and asked to be linked to the original source of the story, and Lora sent her a link to the writer’s facebok page, which she visited and found the story posted there with a lot of controversial comments. Readers from both religious backgrounds took the content of the story very personal and lashed out on the writer for playing down on the Pentecostal and Witness religions just to make a good story. The writer then replied their comments, explaining that it wasn’t a mere story, but rather, a true life story of a certain young man he knows. He mentioned that the young man reached him with the story so that he would write about it and post it on social media and get people to read and proffer a suitable way of handling such relationship, as he was short of ideas. But even after he told them all about it, the controversy continued. So in order to avoid further controversies, he included additional information below the title of the story to make readers know that he was just the writer of the story, and not the story teller. So the heading of the story changed to;

“CAN I STAND THIS LOVE?”

“Story by Ofon”

“Written by Jesusboy”

As soon as the girl saw that, her heart skipped! She was surprised! Though she saw the story to be a documentation of her supposed affair with the guy, there were still details that were new to her; the most striking of them being the part where the story had it that the boy she considered her lover boy was actually holding back on her by reason of their religious backgrounds. She was disheartened, and her spirit was destabilized! She didn’t know whether or not to proceed to see the boy. But she had come a long way down and shouldn’t just return like that. So she proceeded to his house. On reaching there, the boy was all bright and full of life, but she was gloomy and moody.

“What’s up? You don’t look bright. You should be happy to see me” the boy said.

“Really? You think I should be happy?” She asked.

“Of course!” he exclaimed. “We just got to see each other again after four years. Come on; I have everything prepared and in place. You need to cool off. You’ve been in the air for nearly an hour now”

“I will. Only after you explain this to me” She said coldly, and then forwarded to story to him on whatsapp.

“Explain what?” he asked curiously. Just then, his phone beeped. The message she just sent was delivered to his phone, and she replied him saying; “Check your phone” The guy confusingly grabbed his phone and click opened the message she just sent. Low and behold, it was the story he had briefed JB and told him to post online and get feedback for him. His countenance dropped immediately. He didn’t know what to say to her. He was confused and his heart beat got faster. A moment later, he lifted his face to the girl and tried to explain things to her. But before he could say any word, she motioned him with her hand to shut up. And then she asked him this simple question; CAN YOU STAND THIS LOVE? The boy couldn’t say yes, and couldn’t say no as well. Instead, he tried to bail himself out with some explanations he thought was going to cool her off. But she refused to be cheered by his words and asked him again. CAN YOU STAND THIS LOVE? The guy stood there short of words for some moments, and the girl said; for the last time, I ask; CAN YOU STAND THIS LOVE? He said nothing. He was dumbfounded! After a while of looking each other in the eye speechlessly, it dawned on her that the guy wasn’t sure of what he was doing with her. So she slowly turned and made for the door. On reaching the door, she turned with tears welling up in her eyes and said to him; GOODBYE FOREVER. She then left downhearted. The boy threw his weight on the couch and pondered on what had happened between them from day one. Having thought and come to terms with the fact that she was gone never to return, he came to the conclusion that he really couldn’t stand that love. I guess things between them couldn’t have been any better than it was. So he braced himself up, grabbed his phone, and put a call across to his writer friend.

“Hello” he greeted.

“What’s up homie?”

“I think I have the conclusion of the story now” he informed.

“Seriously?” Mehn, readers have been dying to read the conclusion. Please come over and share it with me. I can’t wait to hear it myself. So what’s it going to be? Are you coming? Or do I come over?”

“Don’t worry J. I’ll be there”

“Cool!” I’m waiting.

And so he came over and briefed the writer on the conclusion of the matter, which he documented and posted for the world to read. This was how the story of these two young people ended. Not really a happy ending if you ask me. Nevertheless, fate had its course. I will keep snooping on them to see who they both ended up with, and as usual, write about it. I hope you’ll still be around to read. Alright people, thank you so much for sticking around to read till the end. I appreciate your time. Cheers!

THE END

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Literature / Re: Can I Stand This Love (Short Story) by jezuzboi(m): 11:13am On Mar 12, 2016
Missmossy:
Interesting,keep it coming!! Thumbs up.
Yeaaaa. Thnkz.

ChizzyMaris:
Wow, this is absolutely amazing.
Indeed!

Shakyroh320:
interesting story u got here,weldone,u call it a short story plzz dont turn it everlasting story
Not at all. Short is short. tThankszzz

ChizzyMaris:
I was here.
Noted!

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