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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A One Minute Man? by jezuzboi(m): 10:16pm On Feb 07, 2017
Hadez:


Done with the show in a minute
Okay. Cool. Now, how long does it take you to reach orgasm? A man could be a 45-Minute man, while it takes you 1 hour to reach orgasm. Would you marry such a man?

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Romance / You Cant Be Victorious By Just Doing What Pastor Says -Pastor's Wife Tells Women by jezuzboi(m): 10:13pm On Feb 07, 2017
You can’t be victorious by working in the church. You can’t be victorious by just doing what the pastor says without being transformed and relocated to the spiritual realm. You can’t be victorious in the flesh. You must set your priorities aright. And as a result, you will be successful. Unless you are successful, you are not victorious.

Victorious women are not women who base their criteria for marital success on cooking great meals for their husbands. Your marital success is based on your ability to fulfill the purpose for which you got married.

A victorious woman is a woman who is empowered by God, who has the power and wisdom to overcome distraction, deception, depression, disobedience, and demonic attack. The reason why Eve was easily deceived was because she was not rightly positioned in the Lord. She was not wise enough to overcome the distraction and deception of the devil. >>> That's all for now. But it you have time, you can read the full article below;

https://jezuzboi./2017/02/07/the-victorious-woman/
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A One Minute Man? by jezuzboi(m): 9:57pm On Feb 07, 2017
Hadez:
Imagine being in the mood and ready to savour the fun, but all of a sudden it’s over because he’s done with it.
Can you marry such a man who is done in one minute on bed with you even when you have not reached orgasm.
Can you marry such man, or will you rather test your husband in bed before marriage to verify whethere he's up to the task to satisfy you wink

1. Firstly, who is a "One Minute Man?" A man who ejaculates within a minute into the sex, calms down, and picks up within the next 5 minutes, and then rides till you reach orgasm, possibly? Or a man who is done with the whole show in one minute? Answer that first before I move onto the next one.
Romance / Re: How Much Importance Do You Attach To Looks In Choosing A Wife/husband? by jezuzboi(m): 12:27am On Feb 07, 2017
SeniorZato:

I married my wife cox she is beautiful but later realized her attitude is even more beautiful. I give God the glory
I key into this! Amen!

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Romance / Re: How Much Importance Do You Attach To Looks In Choosing A Wife/husband? by jezuzboi(m): 12:26am On Feb 07, 2017
Thisis2raw:
I rather marry a ugly woman with good character, than a beautiful woman with Wahala
I'd rather marry a very beautiful woman with a very beautiful character.

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Romance / Re: SOLUTIONS TO MARITAL PROBLEMS USING THE ACRONYM “SMILES” by jezuzboi(m): 4:58pm On Feb 06, 2017
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Family / Re: Things You Must Do For Your Family To Experience Better Days by jezuzboi(m): 4:49pm On Feb 06, 2017
marshalcarter:

I hear you... bible wey i dey always read...ion knw whr to find a therapist sef....I hate dis lyf wey i cum sha
Try talking to your pastor. Better still, try talking to any legit man of God you know. The problem can be solved.
Family / Re: Things You Must Do For Your Family To Experience Better Days by jezuzboi(m): 1:34pm On Feb 06, 2017
marshalcarter:

ya...you're right....but why do i wake up everday with hatred...bitterness...frustration...anger cos even ryt now
...its anger dats keepin me awakeangry I Just so fucckin hate my family....I swear... m typin dis with tears in my eyes.... wickedness in my heart...if i should go further...na money i go use dem do undecided
You need to talk to someone about it. Did your family hurt you or something? Why hate them that much? You should see a therapist. Better still, if you have a bible near you, read it through. You'll find relieve therein.
Family / Re: Things You Must Do For Your Family To Experience Better Days by jezuzboi(m): 12:23am On Feb 06, 2017
marshalcarter:
fuccck families a million tymz angry
I can understand. But somethings will never change, no matter what. If it were an important factor, God wouldn't have deemed it fit to bring Eve to Adam, resulting in the births if Cain and Abel.

Even after Cain slaughtered his brother, "fvck'd his family a million times" and went his way, he still ended up building his own family. Some things will never change.
Family / Re: Things You Must Do For Your Family To Experience Better Days by jezuzboi(m): 12:19am On Feb 06, 2017
chachanga:
Let those who revel in the anti-God doctrines of poverty, backwardness and failure in life as a mark of holiness be served this whole it's hot.

Ur failure confers unnecessary struggles and distractions on the coming generation. You fetter them with temptations that may very well abort their destinies.

But, such f00lishness as was even alien to traditional Jewish culture, whkch was Christ's home culture then.

Believers gleedully celebrating christianised pagan practices and follosing institutionalized Heresies everywhere, smh mtchewwww.
Your grievances weigh heavily on you. My writing may have failed to trim your burden. But it definitely wasn't intended to trigger your agitation. My condolences, please.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by jezuzboi(m): 11:23pm On Feb 05, 2017
Curioussme:
if I'm not dating it would be much better not the one someone is dating and it's like am not. Cos there's nothing to show for it. Obviously, I can't brag about such a man
Can he brag about you?

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by jezuzboi(m): 11:21pm On Feb 05, 2017
Curioussme:
he's not my father, but is it not men like him that are single handedly paying rents for their babes? Moreover it's not everytime I ask him for money , it's once in a while
And how many times has he asked you for something and you gave him apart from sex?

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Family / Things You Must Do For Your Family To Experience Better Days by jezuzboi(m): 11:06pm On Feb 05, 2017
There is always a point where every family desires a change. But if your family must change levels, there are certain things that must be done to bring about the desired change. Note that change doesn’t just come. Somebody must enforce it. Change is a possibility. Some experiences might make it look like change isn’t a possible outcome. But that isn’t the case. Change is very possible.

Unknown to some families, they are operating under some evil coverings which prevent good tidings from coming to and from those families. Those are the coverings that need to be uncovered so that families will begin to have better experiences. In Genesis 8:13, Noah removed the covering of the ark. It was at that point that he saw the face of the ground.

God spoke to Noah immediately he removed the covering of the ark, and the sayings of the Lord took Noah and his family to the place they needed to be. One very dangerous thing that happens to many families is “the expired euphoria of past glory.” Some families are still basking in expired glory.

It was wonderful that God put Noah in the ark and lifted him to a high point of the earth. But the time came when Noah and his family had to have new and fresh experiences, and they did, the moment he removed the covering. Then he came out into a new era and a new thing.

It’s important for us to know that our lives are meant to keep going from glory to glory. Children are supposed to be better than their parents. Anything short of that is synonymous with failure. When David heard what was going to be done for the man who kills Goliath, he was inspired to go all out in order to rescue his family from generational smallness.

Amongst all the rewards that were to be given to the man who kills Goliath, David was more concerned about the three rewards that his family really lacked and desperately needed. Goliath was the barrier in David’s family. And when David removed him from the way, things changed in his family. His family no longer paid tax. David got married, even when none of his older brothers had gone that far all through their lives till that time.

THREE THINGS EVERY FAMILY MUST COME OUT OF

- Poverty
- Marital Delay/Marital Inconsistency
- Exemption From Task (Family Harassment)

TWO KEYS THAT WILL BRING ABOUT CHANGE IN YOUR FAMILY

- THE GOD FACTOR - 1st Samuel 17:37 – You cannot ignore God in your family and expect God to help your family. David’s trust in the God of Israel was the factor that aided the change in David’s family. Revelation 17:14.

- AN INTERCESSOR. – An intercessor is a born-again Christian in a family bloodline with sincere and deep love for his or her family, who God can use to deliver the family. An intercessor stands in the gap for the family in prayer until change comes. An intercessor is different from someone who just prays. Morning devotion alone cannot handle some family issues. Every family needs an intercessor. – Ezekiel 22:30.

When Rebecca couldn’t bring forth a child, Isaac interceded for Rebecca. It is no particular person’s responsibility to take up the duty of intercession. Anyone in the family can do the job, just like Isaac did when Rebecca couldn’t bring forth a child. Isaac didn’t wait for Rebecca to pray for herself simply because it was more of her problem than his. He went ahead and did the work of an intercessor, which is exactly what someone has to do for his or her family.

People jump from one prophet to another prophet, and from prayer house to prayer house, in search of someone to intercede for them. But God isn’t looking for an external body to intercede for a family. He needs someone from a particular family to stand in the gap for that family in prayer.

If you’re born-again and your family is going through stuff, God is looking up to you to stand in the gap for your family. If the devil wants to mess up a family, he uses someone in the family bloodline. So when God wants to rescue a family, he uses someone in the family bloodline as well. All God needs to rescue a family is A MAN. Unless a man is tired of his family’s status quo, he cannot be an intercessor for his family.

N/B: There is hope and help in God for your family. When you begin to intercede, the result may not be abrupt, but will eventually come to be. There is a need for an intercessor in your family. Let God use you to stand in the gap for your family.
Celebrities / Re: Mark Zukerberg Pictured Cooking With His Wife by jezuzboi(m): 10:14am On Feb 01, 2017
I never knew he's married. Nice! This should be the first time he's doing this in the last five years.
Webmasters / Re: 3 Months Challenge - How To Make $1000/month Using Adsense & Other Networks by jezuzboi(m): 9:35pm On Jan 27, 2017
I applied for AdSense a second time and here's the feedback I got..

Your AdSense application status

As mentioned in our welcome email, we conduct a second review of your AdSense application once AdSense code is placed on your site(s). As a result of this review, we have disapproved your account for the following violation(s):

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below:
Insufficient content: To be approved for AdSense and show relevant ads on your site, your pages need to have enough text on them for our specialists to review and for our crawler to be able to determine what your pages are about.

To resolve this issue, please work through the following suggestions:

Make sure that your pages have sufficient text – websites that contain mostly images, videos or Flash animations will not be approved.

Your content should contain complete sentences and paragraphs, not only headlines.

Ensure that your website is fully built and launched before you apply for AdSense – do not apply while your site’s still in a beta or “under construction” phase or only consists of a website template.

Place the ad code on a live page of your website. It does not have to be the main page, but test pages that are empty except for the AdSense ad code will not be approved.

Provide a clear navigation system for your visitors so that they can easily find all of the sections and pages of your website.
If you’d like to monetise YouTube videos, please apply for the YouTube monetisation program. Note that blogs and websites that contain only videos will not be approved.
Webmasters / Re: 3 Months Challenge - How To Make $1000/month Using Adsense & Other Networks by jezuzboi(m): 9:10pm On Jan 27, 2017
Can anyone who's knowledgeable about this topic pick up the task of teaching? You can move it to ur site pls. People really need to know how to monetize their blogs Abeg. Any good Samaritan can pick up and help
Investment / Re: URGENT NOTICE: For Participants Of MMM And Other Ponzi Schemes by jezuzboi(m): 8:58pm On Jan 25, 2017
The only threat I really see there is "using the same password as that of your e-mail." That's the only way they can easily gain access to people's accounts. So changing of password is really the solution. Thanks bro.

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Literature / Re: Ogechi & I by jezuzboi(m): 6:24pm On Jan 24, 2017
sorzy1:
Mehn! Just finished reading this story . Its really WOW! Keep it up.
Thanks mahn...
Religion / Re: PROPHESY ABOUT MMM by jezuzboi(m): 5:07pm On Dec 27, 2016
Omudia:
What part of the holy says don't give money with interest?

You are the reason Christianity is being ridiculed.
You too, what can you say now?
Religion / Re: PROPHESY ABOUT MMM by jezuzboi(m): 5:06pm On Dec 27, 2016
dankol:
absolute jargons... undecided
What can you say now?
Celebrities / Re: World Amazing Specie Of Snakes (photos) by jezuzboi(m): 10:32pm On Dec 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
Lalasticlala right now ==>

I don't quite understand the "thing" between this lala guy and snakes. I keep seeing peepz naming snakes after him, and it confuses me. Guy, can you clear me on that? I'm now curious!

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Romance / Re: Ever Tried Kissing Someone But Couldnt? by jezuzboi(m): 9:43pm On Nov 26, 2016
Funny & interesting.

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Webmasters / Re: 3 Months Challenge - How To Make $1000/month Using Adsense & Other Networks by jezuzboi(m): 9:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
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Hi...
Webmasters / Re: SEO For Bloggers: How To Nail The Optimization Process For Your Posts - Climax by jezuzboi(m): 8:57pm On Nov 24, 2016
Would u please refer me to a link to one of your write-ups that will be helpful to an absolute ".COM" newbie? Like 1st of all, how to get Google AdSense approved and the likes for starters. Thanks pls.

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Religion / Re: PROPHESY ABOUT MMM by jezuzboi(m): 2:54pm On Nov 24, 2016
dankol:
absolute jargons... undecided
You think? undecided
Religion / Re: PROPHESY ABOUT MMM by jezuzboi(m): 2:03pm On Nov 24, 2016
Omudia:
First of all, you lack common sense. Now go back and read that verse again, I won't waste time schooling you!
Are you sure? I think you should be the one to read again. You even need to read the whole post again.
Religion / Re: PROPHESY ABOUT MMM by jezuzboi(m): 1:51pm On Nov 24, 2016
Omudia:
What part of the holy says don't give money with interest?

You are the reason Christianity is being ridiculed.
Exodus 22:25

On the contrary, I think you might just be the reason for the ridicule
Religion / Re: PROPHESY ABOUT MMM by jezuzboi(m): 12:43pm On Nov 24, 2016
To All The MMMites
Romance / Re: Please Save Me From Myself: I Am About Getting Married To The Woman I Don't Love by jezuzboi(m): 12:08am On Nov 23, 2016
Never marry out of pity no matter what. You say she deliberately refuses to be suggestive just so she can let u have ur way always. I see she's desperate to keep u. Feelings more often than not go unrexiprocated. It is no crime if u have no feelings for her. Never force yourself to.

However, you did wrongly by taking that much money from her without at least defining your relationship from the start. Being a woman, (supposedly in desperate need of a husband) even ur careless acts of kindness is interpreted to be a sign of unimaginable love.

Most definitely, you will break her heart. Kindly do it quick, as time isn't on her side anymore. As for the qualities you look out for in a woman, they aren't bad at all. God created those ones too. That's why you crave for them. I actually prefer the introverts. (I would say I actually prefer the woman whose heart you'll inevitably break) Only the age thing can make me refrain.

So OP, I guess you should also start being generous and supportive to her with 6 digits as well. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. But never forget that "on the day the gods have destined for the monkey to die, all the tress in the forest become slippery."

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Romance / Re: Please Save Me From Myself: I Am About Getting Married To The Woman I Don't Love by jezuzboi(m): 11:46pm On Nov 22, 2016
Ishilove:

You're quite a wicked fellow, aren't you? You know you don't love her yet you have been collecting money from her. You say you don't love her yet you have given her the impression that your relationship is heading somewhere, hence her mindset. Even if she has being deliberately ignoring all the signs, you failed to define your relationship with her seeing that time is no longer on her side and now the poor lady thinks your relationship is heading to the altar.

Mr Man you're an evil time waster. Ladies ought to pray against men like you.

Do whatever you want to do but don't marry her and make her life miserable. She deserves a better man than you.
She's 35-36 years now, and she still hasn't found that better man she deserves, even when time was on her side. Makes me kinda wonder...
Romance / Re: Please Save Me From Myself: I Am About Getting Married To The Woman I Don't Love by jezuzboi(m): 11:42pm On Nov 22, 2016
Captainbells:
She dresses moderately but you prefer hot ladies? Instagram big girls abi?

The girls seems like the old fashioned kinda girl any man would love to have as a better half
She is independent, has a stable career path and very endearing!
She deserves better and you are not even good enough.


With all those GOOD qualities, she clocked 35 without at least one person who deserves her coming her way? I can't help but wonder.

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