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Romance / Re: Help Me Out Of This Complicated Situation by jezuzboi(m): 10:21am On Oct 26, 2016
idu1:
You are very stupiid
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I don laugh tire...
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Begs Tunde & Wunmi Obe For Marriage Advice (Video,Pics) by jezuzboi(m): 8:28pm On Oct 25, 2016
OKorowanta:


The devil will be very proud of your reasoning.
Obboooiii eeeehehhhhhh....
You don mek me laugh scarrah for here oooo.....
Chai...
Literature / Re: SPY DISCIPLE by jezuzboi(m): 2:43pm On Oct 25, 2016
EPISODE 1

History has it that over 142 generations ago, a certain male child was conceived under the most unusual circumstance and given birth to in a land whose king was somewhat displeased by news of the newborn child since the king supposed that his birth posed some sort of threat to his throne and kingdom. And as such, commenced devising means to destroy the child before he became a man. Oracles had predicted that at such time, a certain child will be mysteriously conceived and birthed to salvage the world and rule over it for a period of time that knew no end. That fact troubled the mortal king who had grown to consider himself immortal and wasn’t interested in being challenged by anyone, let alone a child. It seemed to him like his plot to kill the child was made easy when he encountered wise men who were summoned by a star to go in search of the child and pay him homage; for indeed, the oracles were right about the child.

The wise men trailed the star to the king and tabled their course before him, and the king tried to manipulate them into bringing him to the child’s reach so he could end the boy’s life and claim to have averted prophesy. Indeed, the trick would have worked if not for a paranormal interference which prevented the wise men from returning to the king with news of the child’s whereabouts as agreed. Having tarried long enough, the king suspected to have been deluded by the wise men. So he ordered for the annihilation of a certain age range of offspring, as the targeted child was predicted by astrologers to fall within that age range. His attempt to destroy the child proved futile, for the child’s father, having been hinted in a vision about the king’s plan, fled with the child and his mother to the capital and dwelt there until the passing away of the evil king.

The child then returned with his parents to the land of his birth, and there he grew with much wisdom, such as was uncommon among children his age. At age 30, he became a man, and choose a path no living thing had ever traded since the beginning of time. He recruited twelve grownups and handed them a philosophy meant for the world. Three years later he returned to his acclaimed estate which location is believed to be in the third heaven. And the twelve, who drew much confidence from his presence, were left to themselves with an instruction to pass the said philosophy onto the rest of the rest of the world before his next visit to planet earth. This philosophy was referred to as his “TEACHINGS.” While he, the child, had grown to be known as “THE TEACHER”

The twelve, who were later named “the disciples” went about carrying out the teacher’s instruction to pass his teachings to everyone, persuading them to receive it, as a terrible fate awaited those who didn’t. Many received, while many others despised it greatly. Those who received the teaching became followers of the teacher, led by any of the twelve disciples who introduced these teachings to them. In that same manner, one very gentleman also received the teaching and became a follower of the teacher, led by one of the twelve who was considered the teacher’s “BELOVED DISCIPLE”

The said gentleman became an ardent follower of the beloved disciple, but from a distance. He wasn’t too forward but was focused. He did according to all the beloved disciple commanded but was never known by the beloved to be one of those who got to know the teacher through him. The gentleman had been a spy all his life; so much that even after forsaking his old ways and embracing the lifestyle suggested by the teacher’s teachings, he couldn’t break free from spying. Not that he made an attempt anyway. He loved spying and was not considering quitting anytime soon. So he remained the spy who became a disciple, and so was known as the “SPY DISCIPLE”

The spy disciple trailed the beloved disciple every step of the way without the beloved disciple’s knowledge. Even when the teacher’s teachings commenced attracting torture to those who taught and learned it, especially the twelve disciples, the spy kept following the beloved as far as to a desert where those who hated these teachings had banished the beloved disciple to. After much effort to destroy him proved futile, they resolved to starve and thirst him to death in the wilderness. The beloved, having been manhandled by mean pagans, was left with little or no strength to endure such vile environment. When the last of his strength vanished, he fell to the floor like a tree cut down from its roots. From a distance, the spy observed the beloved’s predicament but made no move to save the situation. Not until the beloved fell in a faint did the spy go out of his hiding to examine the beloved. Then he saw that the beloved had initiated the journey of no return. And for the first time, the spy wished he had gotten to know the beloved when life was still in him. But it was too late for that. So the spy could do nothing more than shed tears with a bitterness of heart.

The beloved was not completely lifeless per se, and was likely to regain consciousness, but definitely not in that desert. That got the spy contemplating on bringing him back to the human territory. But again he thought, “Would he still be alive then?” Downhearted, the spy continued bleeding many tears, so much that the clay which was robbed on the beloved’s face when he fell to the ground got washed off the beloved’s face by the spy’s tears. The spy was not leaving the beloved in that desert all alone. He resorted to dying there with him. As he continued weeping profusely because of the fate that had befallen the beloved, something really uncanny occurred.

The clouds suddenly gathered as though in preparation to release the much water contained in it, and the area grew dark as though the night was approaching in a hurry. A strong wind broke forth from the skies and disturbed the peace of the desert. Provoked by the wind, the dust from the desert rendered the spy’s sight limited, as even the sky was masked by it. But somehow, the spy’s eyes managed to catch manlike images approaching him from a distance. In the attempt to investigate further and discover what figures were approaching him, he found that in addition to their resemblance to a man, they had extra features, such that was not synonymous with a man. His effort to determine the look on their faces was thwarted by the dust of the desert which was tossed endlessly by the wild wind.

The manlike figures continued pacing slowly but constantly towards him until they were just some feet away from the spy. At that point, the spy was struck with a kind of fear he had not experienced before in his entire life. So he clung to the still body of the beloved disciple and anticipated the worst horror ever. His eyelids clung to each other, as his heartbeat pounded like that of a man who was about to be shot to death by firing squad. Then suddenly he heard a voice from nowhere like the sound of many waters, and like the sound of loud thunder saying; “IT IS TIME”, but do not harm the earth, the sea, nor the trees until we seal the receivers of the teacher’s teachings on their foreheads.

Some moments later, a multitude of people from every nation and tribe disappeared from the earth into the clouds, leaving behind a multitude of other people from every nation and tribe as well. Chaos broke forth among the remainders when a comprehensible explanation could not be ascribed to the just occurred incident. People began running helter-skelter to nowhere, searching for someone who could draw reasonable connotation from the incidence of the disappearance. Some intelligent speakers rose to fame at that point, satisfying everyone’s curiosity with intelligent words which found their way to the vulnerable hearts of the remainders, making them believe that the occurrence was not a cause for worry. Some others who had partially learned the teacher’s teachings rose to explain to the rest of the remainders that the occurrence served as a blessing to those who disappeared but spelled doom to the remainders. No one was interested in opening up to an idea that suggested doom for him or her. So a majority of the remainders went with the philosophies of those who explained the incident to be only but a mere scientific revolution. Their doubts were soon going be cleared, as the first batch of doom was set to be released upon the earth by the teacher in no distant time. EARTH IS IN TROUBLE!

To be continued.

Dear readers, this story is an absolute fictional work of art, inspired by the Apostle John's revelation as recorded in the HOLY BIBLE. The documentations in the original source of this story has been mixed with fantasies to make this tale an enticing and interesting one. However, the scenarios documented in this story are realities to come. To get the full and undiluted version of this story, grab a HOLY BIBLE and open to the book of REVELATION.

Thanks For Reading

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Literature / Re: SPY DISCIPLE by jezuzboi(m): 2:42pm On Oct 25, 2016
You're gonna like this! Invite your pals too. It's gonna be a very looooong ride.... Cheers!

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Literature / SPY DISCIPLE by jezuzboi(m): 4:04pm On Oct 24, 2016
[b]PROLOGUE

There was a leak in the heavens. All the while, he thought he was the only privileged human in the realm of spirits. He was wrong. There was another human there. If you’ve ever read the bible or heard a preacher’s message, you must have read or heard that God is omnipresent (present everywhere). That fact has not been proven otherwise by any theory. And it seems researchers have given up on sourcing out information that would counter that renowned truth. That supposes that not even a single activity in the world goes unnoticed by God, even though its place of occurrence is in the very center of darkness.

That fact and much more has been the source of the believers’ courage, and their convictions patterned their lives in a way that appeared strange to the rest of the inhabitants of the earth. The termed ‘believers’ filtered themselves from the multitude and embraced a teaching that was new to every living thing. That made them appear a little bit weird, for their teachings suggested life after death.

Their teacher had paid them a brief visit which lasted for thirty-three years and left when he was done bestowing a gift meant for the whole world to just twelve men, leaving them the task of sharing it to all who were willing to receive and hold fast to his teachings, though He (the teacher) wished that everyone receives his teachings; for doom was soon coming on whoever didn’t.

There was an incredible response on their first attempt to share the said gift, and the number of believers increased by three thousand in less than 60 minutes, and so it continued. The rest of the world who didn’t believe could no longer remain silent about such development, as the fame of this teaching spread rapidly across the globe, causing the world to lay aside what it was accustomed to, to hold fast unto this teaching. As their number grew, they became a group of people that could no longer be explained. So a name fitting for them was added to the English dictionary. They were called; “THE DISCIPLES.”

Many years after the teacher’s departure from earth, one of the twelve men spoken of at first, who was the teacher’s beloved disciple, somehow found his way to the teacher in a realm away from earth; just when the teacher was preparing to unleash doom upon all who resisted his teaching. The beloved disciple was privileged to be aware of the coming doom, and he marveled at every word he heard, and every sight his eyes beheld; for what was set to come upon mankind was terribly horrifying. He sought for an occasion to warn mankind and urge them to quickly receive the teacher’s teachings in order to escape the fate that was coming almost immediately on all who didn’t. But he couldn’t. It was late already. All he could do was weep for mankind; little did he know that there was someone else there with him in the realm of the higher beings.

As earlier said, there was a leak in the heavens. All the while, he thought he was the only privileged human in the realm of spirits. He was wrong. There was another human there who had been eavesdropping all the while. He was also a disciple, but a spy. So he was called the “SPY DISCIPLE”

The spy disciple, unlike the beloved disciple, made every effort to return to earth to warn all he could before it was too late to receive the teacher’s teachings. How fast could he be? A fire was ready to be hurled down to earth. Death was already on its way to claiming the lives of men. And the stars of the sky were already falling to the earth, dropping like ripe figs from a tree shaken by a strong wind. The sky was rolling back like a scroll, and every mountain and island was moved from its place. Everyone on earth was already hiding in caves and among the rocks, calling out to the mountains and rocks to fall on them and hide them from the teacher, for the great day of his anger had come, and none on earth could survive it. Not the kings, nor the princes, nor the generals, nor the rich and powerful people, nor even the slaves and the free people. They all sought for a means to escape the teacher’s wrath but found none. Doom was surely coming on them. They should have believed. Nevertheless, the spy disciple didn’t give up. He was bent on a self-imposed rescue mission. And so he set out to accomplish it.

To be continued.[/b]

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Romance / Re: How Can I Know If My Finacee Is A Virgin by jezuzboi(m): 9:50am On Oct 24, 2016
That girl is no virgin! Quote me anywhere.

BTW, abstinence goes beyond keeping from penetrative sex until the wedding night. I hate that wedding night deceptive slogan sef. That's how a girl will be sleeping with other guys but withholding sex from her fiancé, all in the name of "no sex b4 marriage."

Premarital sex no good ooh. But my guy, be careful who u trust. If not, u go develop HBP on that long awaited wedding night. As for that girl u wanna marry, the very fact that she let u engage her in f0replay is prove that she's a "badoo." That's why guys should marry girls that fear God for real. I MEAN "FOR REAL."
Webmasters / Re: 3 Months Challenge - How To Make $1000/month Using Adsense & Other Networks by jezuzboi(m): 9:23pm On Oct 23, 2016
amagunnerfan:
Hi all, I am sorry for the lack of updates here. I was going to update here on Friday but due to health challenge, I could not. Something happened which shocked me and made it impossible for me to use my left arm... can't disclose more than this.
So sorry about ur arm. Wish u speedy recovery. Amen!
Webmasters / Re: Has The Google Adsense Program Been Fair To You? Share Your Payment Experience by jezuzboi(m): 7:54pm On Oct 23, 2016
TechOnly:
I mean did u check if your articles are100% unique and not plagiarized
The contents of my blog are 100% original. But I also post them on other sites. For instance, I have a blockbuster story that was copied and posted on many naija blogs and sites by naija bloggers after I posted it here on Nairaland and one other story site. I don't post anything on my blog that's not from me. But some of the stuff there are on other blogs (with my permission). Besides that, nothing like plagiarism there. Could that be the reason?
Webmasters / Re: Has The Google Adsense Program Been Fair To You? Share Your Payment Experience by jezuzboi(m): 3:52pm On Oct 23, 2016
timidapsin:
use a fresh email
As in; create a new blog with a new email? Or replace the current email with another one?
Webmasters / Re: Has The Google Adsense Program Been Fair To You? Share Your Payment Experience by jezuzboi(m): 3:06pm On Oct 23, 2016
TechOnly:
Did u check on your articles before applying
I don't understand. Check my articles, how?
Webmasters / Re: Has The Google Adsense Program Been Fair To You? Share Your Payment Experience by jezuzboi(m): 3:04pm On Oct 23, 2016
timidapsin:
use a fresh email
Thank you. I'll do that. But I hope I won't get disapproved again. I would like to know why I was disapproved, so I can be careful not to repeat it.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lolz!!! This Guy Thought He's Smart. But See As Devil Take Punish Am! (Video) by jezuzboi(m): 10:47am On Oct 22, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Lolz!!! This Guy Thought He's Smart. But See As Devil Take Punish Am! (Video) by jezuzboi(m): 10:47am On Oct 22, 2016
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Romance / Re: Does This Girl Deserve The "Forgive And Forget" Allowance? by jezuzboi(m): 8:36am On Oct 22, 2016
robotix:
I swear. You no even need to murder her. There is a way to wreck those kind of persons emotionally.
Please my dearly beloved brother, I know that u are very kind and would do anything for a friend. I could see how you referred to BOSS as you BROTHER. I know u can be trusted. I need u to do just one thing for me, and I will be grateful to u forever.

Please, kindly share with me THE WAYS TO WRECK THOSE KINDS OF PEOPLE EMOTIONALLY. May u be blessed for doing this for me; MY BROTHER.
Romance / Re: Does This Girl Deserve The "Forgive And Forget" Allowance? by jezuzboi(m): 8:32am On Oct 22, 2016
Maychang:
its stil a mystery why girls dont like good guys
You mean to say you don't like good guys?
Romance / Re: Does This Girl Deserve The "Forgive And Forget" Allowance? by jezuzboi(m): 8:22am On Oct 22, 2016
Except VULTURE used jazz on BOSS, him no try at all!. If me & Mother Theresa's virgin daughter are dating, and she mistakenly drinks alcohol from my cup, thinking its water, and gets high, and as a result of that, cheats on me with a young virgin Reverend Father who also made the same mistake of drinking from the same cup, and I get to find out even after 3 years, IT IS FINISHED! Quote me anywhere.

In VULTURE's case, I guess she would be in the grave by now, if na me. That's how good guys like BOSS will be suffering in the hands of Jezebels like accursed people, while the Jezebels will be forming paparazzi upandan! I pray today, may VULTURE meet DRACULA b4 the end of this year!!!

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Celebrities / Re: OMG! Abuja School Owner Kidnapped, Raped And Buried Alive By Her Driver (Video) by jezuzboi(m): 12:20am On Oct 21, 2016
waxxydude:
Ehmm levii west abi devil west, i do not know who you're or what you're about to do, but unbehalf of the teeming naija music fan base we are pleading:- "abeg dem artiste don dey plenty pass us". Adding you -devil west- would only aggravate this abnormality.


Abeg think am again, you can try teaching or barbing.
grin grin grin
You are mouthed!!!
Webmasters / Re: 3 Months Challenge - How To Make $1000/month Using Adsense & Other Networks by jezuzboi(m): 9:37pm On Oct 20, 2016
I don't know why. But I don't get the "mention" notification. But on clicking the "MT" to see mentions, I find it highlighted there. The problem is with the "notification."

Concerning daamazing 's idea of taking a lecture a little bit back for the sake of absolute "newbies," I kind of selfishly buy it oh.. Lol.

But bennymark 's idea of checking some things out on Google and bringing questions isn't bad too; that's if it'll be a little bit more tasking for amagunnerfan - and of cause, if its inconvenient for others following the lecture.
Webmasters / Re: 3 Months Challenge - How To Make $1000/month Using Adsense & Other Networks by jezuzboi(m): 11:25am On Oct 20, 2016
I've gone through this 1st part of the lecture, and will do so a couple more times. I must admit it wasn't easy to understand, being that I have no good knowledge of the basics; things like keyword rankings with competitors, how to determine sites that have Verified Google analytic reports attached and Verified adsense earning reported. And a couple others. The video tutorial will really help.

To help myself further, I will read up about those things so I can flow with lecture. Thanks for the good work. It'll have a lasting effect on lives. And just like the other guy said, the mentions aren't working. Try mentioning without the (,). Or keep a space between a mention and a (,).
Celebrities / Re: Lolz!!! This Guy Thought He's Smart. But See As Devil Take Punish Am! (Video) by jezuzboi(m): 7:49pm On Oct 18, 2016
Lol.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lolz!!! This Guy Thought He's Smart. But See As Devil Take Punish Am! (Video) by jezuzboi(m): 7:48pm On Oct 18, 2016
Lol.
Webmasters / Re: 3 Months Challenge - How To Make $1000/month Using Adsense & Other Networks by jezuzboi(m): 10:15pm On Oct 17, 2016
I followed you for this very reason. Making money online has been a strong desire since 2012. But I lacked what you are giving now for free. So I couldn't do any more than provide contents for experienced and hard working bloggers to reap the dividends thereof. I appreciate this kind gesture. I'm positive that these three months will be one I'll remember for long, and may even make a story of it ( since that's what I do). Lol.

amagunnerfan, you will live long...
Your prosperity shall know no end...
You will make many prosper...
You will lend to nations...

Once again, I thank you for this...

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Jokes Etc / Lolz!!! This Guy Thought He's Smart. But See As Devil Take Punish Am! (Video) by jezuzboi(m): 8:02pm On Oct 16, 2016
When You Come Out Of The Womb After 9 Months To Discover That The Man Who Put You There Is A Nigerian, You Can't Help But Grow To Become Like This Guy; Especially In This Recession. Lolz. NAIJA APPLICANTS be like;- I Can Lie All Lies Through Recession Which Strengthens Me! Haha. Watch Hilarious Job Interview Below. You'll Be Shocked At The Outcome!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfmZ5nroYIc
Celebrities / Re: Lolz!!! This Guy Thought He's Smart. But See As Devil Take Punish Am! (Video) by jezuzboi(m): 7:28pm On Oct 16, 2016
Poster above me...

You never see something...

Hahaha...
Celebrities / Lolz!!! This Guy Thought He's Smart. But See As Devil Take Punish Am! (Video) by jezuzboi(m): 12:32am On Oct 14, 2016
When You Come Out Of The Womb After 9 Months To Discover That The Man Who Put You There Is A Nigerian, You Can't Help But Grow To Become Like This Guy; Especially In This Recession. Lolz. NAIJA APPLICANTS be like;- I Can Lie All Lies Through Recession Which Strengthens Me! Haha. Watch Below!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfmZ5nroYIc
Webmasters / Re: Has The Google Adsense Program Been Fair To You? Share Your Payment Experience by jezuzboi(m): 3:05am On Oct 10, 2016
amagunnerfan

I applied for AdSense some time ago and this is what I got;

"The account associated with publisher ID ca-pub-3063299653450119 has been disapproved."

My contents are 100% original. Prose, Poetry, Music, Fictions. Pls, What went wrong? And what do I do?

Celebrities / Re: Imagine If These 20 Nigerian Actors Lived In Your Neighbourhood by jezuzboi(m): 11:05am On Sep 30, 2016
Cool!

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Romance / Re: My GF Uses Her Ex For Bbm/whatsapp Display Picture.. Is It Justifiable? by jezuzboi(m): 7:33pm On Sep 27, 2016
ayodeji200:



Don't even try that stupid sentiment(control freak mentality) with me cos it won't fly.

We ve overheard it from morally decayed hoes and sick of it

Lol! Stupid excuse for a morally decayed specie. Listen young lady, my suggestion was only meant for ladies with pedigree and of course virtues, not hoes who see nothing in uploading ex boyfriend who became friend as dp.

Any lady with your stupid mentality would either end up with a fellow stupid dude with the same mentality or meaningless relationship. The sign of a failed marriage is written all over you/your response...You better learn now before you regret this stupid mentality.

I can authoritatively say you r either raised by a single mum or one of these stupid feminists.

Read my lips, it's a big shame and stupid to upload an ex picture as a dp at all level. Ex is your past and let your ex stay in your past. Only a impotent man will allow this shit to happen to him when their thousands of you or any lady out there who are ready to treat him right. If everybody does this in their marriage or relationship, most relationship wld have ended
up in bin.





Respekt Muan!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like To Kiss Me by jezuzboi(m): 7:04pm On Sep 27, 2016
moonnstar:
true talk,no be everybody like kiss.EVEN IF I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACk,we no fit kiss every time ooo.
Good talk
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like To Kiss Me by jezuzboi(m): 6:40pm On Sep 27, 2016
Talk2Bella:


I don't think the EX is lying, according to the email he said the Ex was really jovial and was shocked at the question.

I termed him slurpy cos people don't just hate kissing all of a sudden, the first time they kissed must have been discouraging or there's something about the way he kisses that turns her off, who knows undecided all he needs to do is find out why and move on from there
And why is she not stating her reasons?

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