₦airaland Forum

Otenestbestyaho:
Buhari will fail and must be stoned with raw acid. I will "insultically" remove his testis and put more cancer that can not be surgically removed if he fails to make one liter of oil 40naria. His evil days are numbered!

u shall faiiiiiillllll. Oloriburuku Omo jatijati

fctguy:
OPEN LETTER FROM MANCHESTER UNITED FANS TO
CHELSEA FANS.
Dear Chelsea fans,

Congrats on winning your 5th league title but FOR YOUR
INFORMATION:
Aston villa won their 5th league trophy in 1900(115yrs ago)
Sunderland did it in 1913(102yrs ago)
Arsenal did it in1938(77yrs ago)
Everton did it in1939(76yrs ago)
Liverpool did it in 1947(68yrs ago)
Man U did it in 1957(58yrs ago)
Winning 5 league trophies isn't any achievement that
hasn't been seen before so please stop worrying our
ears with the noise of being league champs.

where were u den? Bad belle

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Creamish:
https://memecrunch.com/meme/A1C0/that-was-so-funny-man/image.png

u fresh o

ClassyAdewumi:
Striking Attacking Midfielder

eediot. U af mad ahswear

haibe:
Aint there better ways to execute someone without making them suffer before death? I dont pity their sentence to death but the type of death... I even condemn animals dying a painful death, not to talk of human

better ways such as it's not as if dey didn't know d penalty for carrying drugs in Indonesia. Hon. Abike Dabiri said u can't take 5 steps in Indonesian airports without seeing d inscription "penalty for drug carrying is death". U know how many lives av been wasted cos of d consumption of heroine Dis is not heartlessness, it is d fact.

kingthreat:
You mean you have never commited a crime in your life?

what's your point now?

Omooo

Doilooklikeicare:
Find below the Salary Scale and Conditions of
Service as obtainable by Lecturers and some
other staff in Nigerian Universities:

Salary Scale of Lecturers in Nigerian University

i Professor CONUASS 7 (N4,580,349 –
N6,020,163.00)p.a.

ii Reader CONUASS 6 (N3,768,221 –
N5,004,750.00)p.a.

iii Senior Lecturer CONUASS 5 (N3,091,505-
N4,455,506.00)p.a.

iv Lecturer I CONUASS 4 (N2,079,996 –
N2,684,010.00)p.a.

v Lecturer II CONUASS 3 (N1,649,509 –
N1,979,640.00)pa.

LIBRARY CADRE
i. Deputy Unuversity
Librarian
CONUASS 6 (N3,768,221 – N5,004,750.00)p.a.

ii. Principal Librarian CONUASS 5 (N3,091,505 –
N4,455,506.00)p.a.

iii. Senior Librarian CONUASS 4 (N2,079,996 –
N2,684,010.00) p.a.

iv. Librarian I CONUASS 3 (N1,649,509-
N1,979,640.00)p.a

v. Librarian II CONUASS 2 (N1,451,071 –
N1,754,902.00)pa.

vi. Graduate Librarian CONUASS 1 (N1,263,377-
N1,447,767.00)p.a

NON-TEACHING (SENIOR ) STAFF CADRE

i. CONTISS 13 (N2,723,069 – N3,632,404.00)p.a.

ii. CONTISS 12 (N2,014,717 –N2,827,525.00)p.a.

iii. CONTISS 11 (N1,823,167 –
N2,578,127.00)p.a.

iv. CONTISS 9 (N1,449,363 –N2,109,627.00)p.a.

v. CONTISS 8 (N1,247,854 – N1,855,515.00)p.a.

vi. CONTISS 7 (N1,073,217- N1,589,508.00)p.a.

v. CONTISS 6 (N698,251 – N1,062,683.00)p.a.

na lie jorr. It's possible dat's how much allocated to dem from d toppest top, but has been slashed by bigger bosses. I no fit believe jare

Enoquin:
Impressive art. *sighs* wish I could draw

hapi birthday!!! How are we celebrating it??

Dharniel:
lugubrious! you didn't spell that well,you should have consulted your dico before trying to reply me.

mad man

Dharniel:
i think you need some serious physiotherapy sessions.

physiotherapy for eye problem?? U're obviously d one who needs it cos ur finger joints + ur occipitafrontalis r working in regrettably lugribous manner

Omoooo

1 million

Kai

Op, is dat u??

Let the best man get there, May God lead us through.

To all those who wish to see GMB's failure, may God make it difficult for u to survive during his reign.


This FTC is dedicated to those who wish to see GMB succeed.
God Bless Nigeria

Being d FTC twice 2day shows how much idle I've been all day.


It feels very nice 2b FTC sha

Dedicated to all those who wish Nigeria well.
God Bless Nigeria

Twaci:
Send a voice note dear .

off topic, u fresh small o. U'll make a gud recipe for my.....

Harbosede02:
oh k

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Twaci:
Like seriously! Especially if he has got that sexy baritone...

can u confirm d kinda voice I have for me? jst wanna know y girls gimme alotta calls.

Harbosede02:
seriously?

we are all products of such, don't forget d first created human, ADAM, how do u perceive that

anitank:
Ermm.....that would be a completely different scenario now, wouldn't it?

Yh, sure. But I still think to some extent it should b allowed, it is religiously not condemned, and we claim to be very religious in dis country, y den do we 4get d teachings and opt for some unrealistic cultural beliefs. It's very hard in our contemporary society sha. But we shouldn't ignore d possibility and condemn d act totally, forgetting dat we are all products of such, right from d very first man, ADAM.

anitank:
Lol really

The op was shocked by the revelation. He'd probably die finding out there are more cousins dating themselves in secrete than he ever imagined.

But I still think it shouldn't be encouraged. I mean what's the point if they can't get married

I don't c anything bad in it. Can u date a guy who was a foster son to ur mum? As in ur mum breastfed him before giving birth to u?