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sinaj:
wil tel u guyz afta ma...

na u I go lyk date o

Ozigbondu:
When i said this bring back our girls group is nothing but a propaganda and charade designed to make GEJ look bad l was insulted and mow their leader has openly collected her 30 silver coins.

This chibok girls is a scam and the biggest fraud perputated in the 21st century.

Next thing you wil hear is boko haram has accpected amnesty and their leader appointed new chief of army staff after they promised to return the 300 girls who where writing physics but could not speak english

and u think all wot u've typed up here are grammatically correct?

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Curvinus:
Seeing as you lot are hell on outdoing the other in this quest to prove that tooth ferries never existed despite there being not much evidence, I hereby move the motion that a high powered committee be constituded to probe if this lunatic in the making actually trekked from the land of lagoons to the centre of oyel unity.

And for your information, I do not require any voice votes whatsoever to ratify this motion as I have already banged the gavel and I'm sure you all heard it loud and clear.

And in case you already swallowed this jaundiced nonsense about a man telepotting from Montevideo to Alabama and you still want to disagree with my motion, please feel free to bang your head hard on the wall.

@Lalasticala, please ignore the nay sayers as feeding these lost sheeps with too much grissles has robbed them of the ability to be critical thinkers. This happened once in my village and steps have been taken to ensure it never happens again.


And to those who can't see this is a light hearted joke, please let me know you're interested in heading this juicy committee.

Bros, abeg leave grammar and pass ur message across effectively.

CharlesPhc:
[b]On an ideal situation (Road Conditions, Diversions, Weather Conditions, Traffic, etc. affect driving distance), a driving journey from Lagos to Abuja by road (Lagos --> Abuja) is approximately 587 Minutes - 9 hour(s) 47 minutes(s). That means it would take a car in good working condition just approximately 10 hours from Lagos to Abuja by the route on the Map below.

Having said that, what time would it take an average person to walk the same distance? How many hours would he have to walk each day? And in how many days would he complete his journey?

Let's assume Buhari was officially declared winner of the election on the 30th of March 2015 and our trekking guy started his journey on the 2nd of April 2015....!!! If by 20th of April 2015 Hamisu Abubakar arrived the FCT on foot, it is also confortable to conclude that it took him 18days to walk from Lagos to Abuja on foot. 24 Hours in a day by 18days would be 432 Hours.... How many hours did he walk each day to complete his task in 18 days considering the fact that from Lagos to Abuja is approximately 736.6km? Still loading.........

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Bros, it is very possible. There is dis programme: "CITIZENSHIP AND LEADERSHIP TRAINING", I attended one and we were made to trek a distance of 25km as part of our training (UNKNOWN JOURNEY), it took us 7 hrs to cover 25km (including resting and enquiries). There were some factors that dragged us back, there were about 9 ladies among us in my group and we still covered dat distance in 7 hrs trekking. Now calculate it based on our experience, 25km*4days= 100km, to cover 736km den u av about 29days. It is very very possible my brother, I'm talking from experience.

pretydiva:
Biuriful. Wish 2 b dere sm day

come baby, lemme take u there, I'll take u round d world tooo

Wow!may God Bless d governor/person who renovated dat place, d place wasn't dis beautiful in 2010 when I visited d place. Op, u should av at least classified doze pix na,- d source of d 2 even though d source of d oda is abt 2km away, d point where dey meet and d beautiful tree beside where dey meet. It's an experience I'll never 4get.

Aminat508:
haha, see names o women Don suffer

u fine small o

MizMyColi:
@Jhidey08
You never quite got around to answering this question.

ohh i thought i did.
Back 2d question, yh, d new gal alwys wants 2b with me, bt for sum tym now i've been able to stay away 4rm her.

Sum1 wrote:
WE NIGERIANS MUST VOTE RIGHTLY IN
2015 If SOMEONE is J= Just O= On N=
Negative A= Assignments T= To H= Harm
A=All N= Nigerians THEN we must also find
someone who will B= Bring U= Us H= Hope
A= And R= Remove I= Incompetence
CHANGE IN 2015...
Some pple seriously no get work o

MizMyColi:
I usually unfollow my threads as soon as they're created.
Please, if you want my attention, I'm a mention away.

MizMyColi, i was d reason u created dis thread and u ignored my post.

89 faces..... ask me how

.

Omoo

MizMyColi:
Continue....

dis gal always wants to b with me, alwys calling me and willing to giv anything jst to make me her's. Bt i dont feel a thing for dis gal and i dont want to take advantage of her. I can't date who i can't marry.

Elevation:
Ogoni fun Baba Ogoni fun Omo Ogoni fun emimimo guy dem place Chemistry results this morning, Baba don do am o o 2.1 things Hallelujah!!!

i'm hapi for u o. Jst keep it up

sweetbaby22:
jhidey08 did you really fall in love with this lady or you just made her your girlfriend to prove that you can talk to a lady? I think you caused the emotional trouble bill for yourself. Be free with urself and love freely, you will be happy.

at d beginning it ws a challenge bt later i felt pple 'll meet because of one reason or d other. I fell for dis gal bt she no dey luk my syd at all

MizMyColi:
@Jhidey08
First mistake you made was engaging a girl in a romantic chit-chat because you wanted to prove your mettle to yourself and your friends.

That's one recipe and equally a cute way to court emotional disaster.

But don't be discouraged. Please continue with your story.

Holla when your phone's charged up.
Btw, what's your month and date of birth?

so i approached dis gal through one of her friends and wot i expected wasnt wot i met. I felt since she ws a jambito she would d easy to get- dat ws foolish of me, she resisted being my friend d first tym i spoke wit her on fone and dat ws hw i started picking interest in her. Yo cut d long story short i fell in luv wit dis gal and she accepted to b a friend afta much pestering frm me. D gal i knw while chatting Is different frm d one i call on fone and d one i talk one on one with. She's alwys a diff person in doze medium of communication. Afta abt 6months of our k-legged friendship i tld her wot i felt for her and she ws lyk 'nothing can eva happen btw us', as a gentle guy i accepted wot she said and promised maself neva to disturb her again, my friends tld me dat i av to fight for wot i want and gud things dont come easily, i pushed again bt discovered she ws nt jst into me. Lyk 3 weeks ago i met anoda jambito (i'm in 400lv nw) who ws forming hard to get for d first 40mins dat i met her bt later became friendly afta much scoping and started showing sum funny signs dat same nyt.

MizMyColi:
Jhidey08
I'm here now

i'm glad u r.


Lemme giv u an overview of d kinda person i am first. I m a very jovial person, so i find it very easy to mix with people, including gals. I treat dem wit utmost respect, 13months ago i Neva liked d concept of 'boyfriend and girlfriend', i believed dere was no difference between being an ordinary friend wit a gal and 'toasting' her, i was probably wrong or being shallow. I jst kept everybody as my friend. Until dis fateful day when i was discussing wit ma friends and dey accused me of two things- probably being a homosexual or afraid of talking to d gals i lyk. Fortunately and unforrunately for me, i met dis young beautiful 100 gal 3days after our discussion, i took it upon maself to prove dem wrong by going close to her and making her my girlfriend. Dat's d moment i signed emotional trouble bill for maself. My ba3 'll go off nw, i'll continue later in d day.

MizMyColi:
Should I open a thread?
If you've mostly maintained an anonymous identity, that will be cool as other intellectuals get the opportunity to quip their thoughts.

i think dah ll b d bst. Thanx in advance

MizMyColi:
I'll try.
Watsup?

it's nt appropriate typing it here. Is dere any oda means?

Gooci:
talk jor

i wasnt surprised, i was jst grateful. It ws a normal feeling

Dat moment when ur doubts r cleared.

ABU zaria!!! Clearing pple's doubts since tym immemorial

MizMyColi:
I'm not about who does or undoes the "sending"

What I'm on about is when it's obvious you really like a person and they treat/speak to you like trash or a lesser being.

I'm saying I will not allow myself to be treated that way.

i luv d way u reason and ur choices of words. I was moved by one of ur comments on dis particular thread. I dunno if i can tlk to u, lyk a personal one, i need sum1 to tlk to. Can u help?

Jst in case

Very Disgusting.
Meanwhile, When a student fails in a class, he is asked to repeat d class. Since GEJ has failed in his first tenure, let him repeat too na

Brandnew2:
Maybe you should start calling her but don't do it too much. Call a few times but make sure it's worth it. Maybe she might want to see you. If she doesn't change her mind about seeing you then quit it.

she hardly pick my calls, bt one confusing thing abt her is dat when we bump onto eachother anywhere we do a lotta crazy things. She replies all messages too

PRESENT SIR.

It took me 6 months to woo her bt she said nothing can happen btw us, tho i did while chatting cos she refused to c me physically. She said she's trying to avoid me cos nothing ll happen btw us. Hw else do i go abt it? I luv dis gal lyk KILODE....

cococandy:
Same question every 3days.

u're already angry sista? 4giv us na, nt every1 comes to Nairaland everyday na, if u dunno sumtin u ask, dat's hw u learn.

This arguement ensued between me and some of my friends yesterday about a husband raping his wife. NLs, is there anything lyk a husband raping his wife? Is it constitutionally right or wrong? Please kindly share your knowledge by shedding more light to this. Őňĕ łõvĕ

Slimmos:
u are very right bro, nice to me an abusite... what dept?

na PHE o