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Bros, don't be too hasty in taking a life's time decision like marriage. Why would you even go for her when her family is financially unstable (wondering aloud) and you are not that rich. By the time they finish you with extended problem, you will regret ever proposing to her.
Take your time, look for another girl (the last time I checked, they are many) and don't rush.

Let's see how event will unfold tomorrow, till then, no comment.

ayobase: UN''complicated'' it!

AY, the more I try the worse it gets. You won't understand the type of complications that you get when changing a complicated married status.

Idowuogbo: Dash am ur Galfriend and see if d status no turn married and kpecusing.

Don't tell me that "Iyawo sara" is still in vogue.
On a lighter note, woman leader, I no mind okpekete.

Nairawood
This is Part 1. Part 2 will be centered on how sylvester and sade met, how they use to display love under the mango tree as well as some heart breaks that Wale had.
Watch out for Part 3!!!

It seems you are the one in love and your guy is not reciprocating. It is better to marry someone who loves you than for you to marry someone you love.
You complained about him in the other thread about he's been far away from you, can't you see that you are just disturbing yourself. He is enjoying himself while you are having sleepless nights.
Joy to the wise.

Idowuogbo: Haaaaa!!! Emi? I b nun o!

:-XI won't tell "father" I saw you here.

Idowuogbo: Asewo! Ko re lo jo!

Na u be woman leader for "asewo" section now, me, I be learner.

Idowuogbo: Yeah u right! am quite tall, to get trousers long enough to fit my legs and bakassi na problem o! I swear dem for gree make I dey wear nikabuga go work.

Double wahala for deadi bodi n the owner of deadi bodi (singing Felabration).
My own na only leg, dis ur own wey be leg n bakassi, na long tin oh.
*I dey imagine how dat bakassi go be wen tucked in inside the trouser.

stillme: Lol!! But the problem of tall people is how to get shoe and shirt of their size.

Dats true!!! Imagine I can't get my size (shoes, shirts n trousers) at any of these boutiques around.
I don't wear "ready made".

If all these can happen in Nigeria, then, Nigeria is GREAT.

Husband is scares and the devil u know is far better than the angel u don't know. You know when these girls fall blindly in love, they don't tend to look back again (one way traffic).

Imagine say the agreement no hold.
Imagine say u enter one chance.
Imagine say u tie rope for fan.
Imagine say u put neck.
Imagine say u kick the bucket.

(There will be no more power outages) sounds more like a prophecy.

berem: Oyibo people and their meaningless research! They should better not take that nonsense research and cross the atlantic ocean to come and corrupt our men!

I guess you are still single and searching because you showed much concern.

Applied to the Nigerian society these days, it may not be untrue. For married men, even when your wife is not giving you much problem, what about her extended family? Financial problems could lead to heart disease for married men in this part of the world.
Take a cue from these:
1. You received a call that your mother or father in law just passed away (ur heart stop pumping immediately, not for the loss but for the financial burden)
2. If you are the lucky type that your wife fights with every other person in the neighbourhood and you have to iron out issues every time you return from work.
3. If you marry a complete housewife that can only squander your hard earned money without contributing anything... To mention a few.

Singles Men Rocks!!! But konji is not far from them. Dat kills too.

Chelsea is coming back

Chelsea did it against Barca, dey can still do it again.

U don't date a woman who is taller than u, so that, u won't be looking up to her every time.

Its complicated!!!

mikeuz: Who tel U say na every short guy get short weapon?

Don't misquote me, pls.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Babe, she never gree me kiss her and barging into this
Chei, my heart is too soft and fragile o. Hmmm, i don't wanna be played.[/quote]The great Maradona. I believe you.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Guy, na early morning na. Are you this lonely ni?[/quote]Bros, so you are up. I was just trying to keep her company. Now dat u are around, let me hide.

And when u get this...

Or this...

But I don't want ur case to be like this...

Eeyah!!! U don enter one chance.

I am the best applicant