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blank: Why you dey mumu like this na?

I'm sorry, I never meant to insult u.

*SMH

Front Page Pls. I am watching.

OP, the "agaba" dancer is cheating on u cuz u're a serial "gbagaunist"

3ways!!! Just choose ur choice. Heaven is wonderful at least you have opportunity to say ur last prayer.

IDD (I Don Die)
So, majority of these so called drivers don't even know what to do in the case of break failure. Gosh! Who give una license. I'm calling the Governor straight away, consider ur licenses revoked.

The solution is simple and I mean very simple, just leave the brake, steering and gear, close ur eyes deep and say "the lord is my shepherd, I shall not fear brake failure"

Phizzie555: Still one of the best post on Nairaland..... Am the best

Sijo01: And why are you blowing your trumpet?

I wonder oh!

Ijebu boy no dey carry last.
@OP, U suppose to remove the label, drink all the honey and dig the hole, then, the consequence can come. Who cares?
On a key note, if you did not gain anything after the assault on your mum then I will call u ... (Ok, I won't insult U). Even ur mama dare not forgive u.

D sage: How long have you been searching for jobs? Don't you mind micro finance bank.

Just now that I confirmed these banks pay 6 figures. Micro finance? No. I want Macro Finance.

D sage: How long have you been searching for jobs? Don't you mind micro finance bank.

I'll like to meet:
ONI... : not for anything but to check her punny if she's actually saying the truth.
ID: to give her 5

Diamond? Zenith? First Bank? Just give me one. I don't care.

adundayo: this is not bayo

Oh! Pls don't take me serious. I was just joking.

Its annoying when some women think its only men that need intimacy. They made us pay for it (blood n money) n even frustrate us at full konji sometimes.

Johnpaul2k2: [size=26]Yoruba and Wickedness[/size]

Tribalistic slowpoke

May God Have Mercy. Let the court decide her fate.

I will rather pray to God to bless me abundantly.

If she ever regain consciousness which I so much doubt, tell her to hug transformer.
Hope it is not Bayo that is narrating this story?

hamzia: it startd when i check my facebook inbox i say a very strange massage for a girl say she luv me dat she went to spend d rest of her life with me d worst part is dat she is not even from nigeria she is from senegal n dat her parent are death dat thy where killd during d civil war in senegal n she was d only o dat survive guy what did u went me to do?

Gosh!!! Better Grammer Textbook recommended.Thank God for the bulletproof.

geogeous: lolz

This is a serious issue and not a laughing matter at all. Please try me.

Nice Information. I google myself always to check how much other people know about me. I learnt to do this since I googled my friend's name, to my utmost surprise, I found his phone number and home address.
Google can be funny. #GoogleAmebo

"I go love oh!" But come to think of it, what were they thinking of for about 50years? Well, all that matters is ... happily ever after.

Things we do for love

Beync: What does the law of diminishing marginal returns says again?

Ask Google

OP, watch ur back, you sure you are not sitting down on a keg of gun powder?

There is hunger in the land, even indomie's hunger man can't heal the hunger.

obowunmi: well said my guy. Enjoy everything while it lasts.... I like phone calls and texts when the relationship is more defined.

Obowunmi, nice username, I no mind 2.

The more the exictement you get the more she will depreciate with time. With time, the calls will choke you and the text will turn to threat. I am not a prophect of doom oh, but, shyt happens.

mko abiola: I have been dating my fiancee for a year,I Chose a date to visit her on during d week cos she stays with her parents.firstly,she neva allowed me to enter their sitting room neither her own room,she said we shud stayed outside.
Howeva,her mum met us outside,there was no formal introduction frm my fiancee,hence d mum greeted me casually.I spent over an hour sitting outside wit my fiancee including her mum.the mum nva ask who is ur visitor throughout my stay.I asked her why didn't u introduce me to ur mum?d answer she gave was dat her mum will understand.am just confused,I don't knw wat to do cos I av been a sleepless night,does it mean am been decieved as I intend to marry her nx year.pls,ur mature advice wil b highly appreciated.

OP, you went to your in - law to be empty handed. Thank your star that you are even offered a sit outside the house. When next you visit her, give her mother 500000 naira and see whether she will not introduce you to the father without you or your girlfriend doing that.