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[quote author=Donalð Genes]i chuckled off*you said what?
Maybe you haven't come across phonetics like this before,,sad case# you'll is the same thing as saying you all....Am just trying to make it short okay my professor of English....[/quote]English language is in serious trouble, call 911.

Idowuogbo: Jyhdon!!
Ouch.....

Osheeeee Maami!!!
My Role Model

chucky234: Donald,no sorry Donalo why you come dey fall my hand this early morning na,you leave sleep wey you go sleep come say na people mistake you go correct but come end up adding more salt to injury. Haba your mistakes too plenty to be deliberate na,you suppose know as adult you go remove the scale wey dey your eyes before you come remove the dirts wey dey our eyes na.
Your teacher for secondary school no even try for you,haba him no even take time to explain to you say difference b/w p,g and q.

Why can't you write simple queen's english since you want to criticize? For all I care, the OP is far better than you.

Idowuogbo: U get time to dey change name o! U b Movado?

I don't want to create scene, hence, †ђξ stress.

If I am with her: My Treasure
If not: My Mechanic

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Hahahahha!!
That's what am talking about uhh!! thank God i am not a tetchy person...As you'll can see,i deliberately made some errors(example, noticed that the word 'quote' was intentionally typed as 'qoute''humane as humanane'' et al} on ma post to see who can spot some of the nuance minute typographical errors there..not that i didn't see them,yes i proof read them 'nine times out of ten' before dropping them....i wanted to see if someone can humbly correct me without abusing the OP.....it was a tactic trick i used apparently though but then No matter how one tends to be over carefull,mistakes are abound,it's part of it especially when one is typing with Qwerty phones 'cos of how the keypads are spaced.....
As for my name,It's Donald but i just felt like writing it as Donalð just like am kind of used to spelling 'g' as 'q' though not always per se but i know what am doing 'cos i only used them on NL.....so dont get it twisted[/quote]"As you'll can see" you did not proof read this as well. So, I won't take the mistakes as deliberate.

Kaleni: Why is it some pples are always seconded any idea on dis NL,if u dont hav anytin to contribute,y can't u just fold ur arm nd read whatever u want to read nd log out. Mogbomoya@nigeriaenterprises.
As for d topic i dont giv a damn, kudos to who can just write his name abi wetin concern us wit grammar as far as what we are communicating is understand by second party.....

This thread bothers on grammatical war and now you have come to add to the woes with your post.
*PPLES can't fold their ARM*

seedord247: If they banned shorthand typing, idowu will be scarces on nairaland because typing real english is her family problem.

seedord247: So the OP wey dey rant never check hin self wella.

If they banned shorthand typing, Idowu will be scarce on NL.

When trouble sleep
yanga go wake am
Wetin he dey find?

Mummy, please cover your face small now. As for the "odo ya do omo" No comment.

I've seen people celebrate front page as Buhari would celebrate victory if he'd won election to be the front man in the country.
Simply put, It increases your ego.

Kockane: And I'm d maga dat'll keep droppin d moni witout getn laid abi? Money wen I spend ontop dis girl no b small o, fish, wine, beer, suya, went clubbing, hotel bills, next morning breakfast yet no show! Why are some girls just plain heartless

Bros, u don suffer oh. Arghhhh!!! U for r*pe her now. Haba! Some girls here are even in support of what the girl did, hmnnn, birds of a feather.

spikes C: ileke-idi is just jealous of onila's virginity. More especially because she lost her own to a fulani man

A committee must be set up to look into the validity of this virginity claim. Sorry to say, my grand mum with username "********" on NL is claiming to be a virgin.

Some girls and their tiny upstairs *SMH
Why can't her decide this early enough in life and turn to a nun. She stupidly waited till she put a man's "konji" on the line before applying her upstairs on what she wanted in life, too bad.
She can't eat her cake and also have it back.

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Click on †ђξ link

Welcome to the city.

I share in your pains. The reason most guys between your age range remain single is just because of marital problems (most especially the financial aspect).
Bros, you can't afford a divorce not to even think of running away. Let me ask you, what were you thinking when you are signing the contract, oh, is it for better for stay, for worse for go?
Pull yourself together man, bridge the communication gap between you and your wife.

lefulefu: one of my paddy wey dey work as a mechanic dey look for an igbo babe as a girlfriend.as long as u beautiful he dey willin to date u.make u no worry at all because my pally get money wellla

Who is this "agbero" (tout)?

vivian chinaza: I feel lonely most times and I try to fill that space up with activities and creativity but my heart keeps yawning for love; to really love someone.......I'm not even
sure I want a boyfriend......I just want to be a part of something special. Sometimes I break down and cry, I don't wanna go out and I'm really tired of it. I don't know if this is happening because I'm still very much in love with my ex or another psychological thing. I know this is a phase I have to pass through but the truth is I don't know how to, right now I'm feeling kind of lost......how do I go about this? What should I do? Has any body in the house felt the same way........honestly if I don't do something I might just lose it!

With time everything will be alright. Just take ur time and don't rush into any relationship.

Idowuogbo: Let's do d pinging here Jare! U post,I quote.
Same no ni!

On point

Hope this is not recharge card affair oh, please speculate the type of friend (intimate or platonic) and possibly update ur status. Atleast, I will be assured I am not making friends with a ghost.

Idowuogbo: No nau...U jus Pm ur surest paddies wen d going gets a bit emmmm.... U na mean.

I know AY can't be alone in this conspiracy. Una plan no go work oh.

ayobase: Believe me, u can make things work out....it lies with u!

Are you kidding me? When did you become a marriage councellor? So, u want me to be running to NL for advice on daily bases so that u guys can finish me.

Idowuogbo: U are going to agbo faji na! Lmao...

See me see question oh!

2fyn: my dad discouraged me bcus of their financial condition bt my mum encouraged and my friend encouraged me,am finding it difficult nw to take a decision.

If I were u, I will go with my father. Ur friends just want to eat rice on ur wedding day and for ur mum; *SMH wetin women know?

What I am going to do? Why have I been waiting for an hour?