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All these girls sef, den go dey do shakara till grey hair go comot for their head. Now, wetin make we do for you wen shakara don end? Ok, D n C na 3k. If you dey fear, born ur pickin make u dey look am for face. Na so you write ur own destiny. #Gbam.
Next case.

Refurbished, try again.

Idowuogbo: O gbadun!!

There you go again, don't you know that's my middle name?

Idowuogbo: Jhydon!!!!

Maami, each time you type my name on NL, the little man under me raise his head up and acknowledge the hailing. ID noble!!!

Kockane: OP is back o!!!! Sorry guys, had a real long day 2day, just getn home to see all these...

To all my advisors, may God continue to give you d wisdom and knowlege in issues like dis. Nairaland is blessed! Yes, we went to see d movie as planned, she came alone. And it was even a movie I'd seen b4 sef, hunger games. Buh as per say I sabi wetin I dey target, I pay d moni, buy am popcorn and drink, I had same. Thank God for the AC's, na from there she don dey hold me say she dey feel cold. As a gentleman, took off ma jacket and gave her to wear...

Long story short, we ended up havn dinner afterwards and headed straight to my place. Dis tym, I no mind even if na r*pe, I deserved dat kitty. Which kain tin, e pass toto ni, I don dey spend reach almost 20k now o! But fortunately for me, it all went down with minimal fuss. E be like say d konji wey dey her body pass my own sef. Best kitty I've had dis year walai! Now I'm goin to her place 2mao after work to give her one for the road, shz returnin to lag on satday! Brethren, make una helep me Praise da Lord!!!!!!!!

Congratulations!!!
Next time be rational in taking your decisions. The 20k you spent could have earned you a VIP status at a love peddlers shop for a year.
*hole na hole.

Life has taught me to trust no man, be good to all men and wait for my time to shine.

obasijoy: @op I thought parents love it most when their daughters or sons marry from their tribe.

There must be a strong reason her late dad disapproved the marriage. I hope the guy is not his son. maybe his son out of relationship* Adultery* and him and the guy's mum doesn't want to disclose it to anyone. It may even be blood that is holding/drawing they young couples to be together not love.*just saying*

Her dad is late already, let her not worry she is 8 months gone. In less than two months her dad may come back to the world but now in her home.

I will advice she do DNA test with her hubby to be if possible because her dad knows his reasons for not allowing her daughter marry from their tribe which almost every parent wish for their children.

Thanks, noted.

*grabs turbo king and power horse, mix them together inside a glass cup*opens thread*cant afford to throw it away now*okay last time.

safeact: I dnt understand! Why is op using male name and now, dis one is posing as d husband yet with female Id. I wonder who is deceiving who here?

jennykadry: Same here. I know this is a small world but come onnnn

taryour: are u kidding me?? OMG this as got to be a joke or some sort of a prank.... If this aint a joke... Op u are finished... As in u are in deep real s. H . I. I .t

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Are you the husband in question here?

Yawa don burst! [/quote]I'm not the husband here, just trying to paint the real picture of things in a comic way.

Idowuogbo: Jhydon!! eyi ga o!

ki lo fa iku baba? hmmmmm......

Maami, maybe we ask google, pls wait...

ATMC: d marriage can still go on. They have to be careful in there. They should tell d girl so she will make her choice.

Thanks, I'll pass your comment.

kulyie: Theres a lot of power in what we say unfortunatly people are oblivious of dis.our words can make or mar us.its not d girls fault,he just used his mouth to curse himself,meanwhile theres a high possibility dat d gals father saw somtin d gal didnt see,u know yorubas say whateva an elder sees sitting down,even if a child climbs d ladder,he wont see it but d gal was to inlove to ask her father y he didnt support her union bfor d man used his mouth to kill himself.anyway i suggest d couple should pray and go ahead with d wedding but giv a minute silence in honour of d late man

The reason the father didn't support the wedding was just that the couples were from the same tribe.

ATMC: D wedding will hold for d very reason d father said...over his dead body...but d situation hard shaa

Don't you think it is for that very reason the marriage should not go on?
At times, we have to watch our utterances.

A friend shared this story with me this afternoon and I decided to share it with fellow nairalanders.
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The story is about a lady who is in love with a man her father detest on grounds that they came from the same tribe.
The lady's father did everything humanly possible to ensure that both love birds never marry and even swore publicly that the only condition which will make the young man to marry his daughter is if he died.
As the war was going on between the two families, the lady went to answer the clarion call and that gave the two love birds ample time together which was evident with her protruding stomach after some months.
To cut the long story short, both families agreed to fix a date for the wedding but the father insisted on his stand.
The wedding is on saturday (2days time), the lady is expected back at home latest tomorrow from national assignment but the unspeakable happened yesterday night (the lady's father passed away).
Now the questions is:
1. Should they continue with the wedding?
2. What is the best way of telling the lady that her father is dead considering the fact that she is 8 months gone.

If she needs BB get her Bread and Butter. I bet you if you encourage her, that simply means you are opening an office for her to display her wares (platform to sell her endowed gift). When she gets pregnant, ur in-laws too will give you RED card.
*women sha, wetin concern you for wetin no concern you.

Baba Ijebu dey tight hin hand dis days?

Pick up the pieces of your broken heart and visit a psychiatrist.

"He who kill by the sword must surely die by the sword" You can't entrust your sister in the hands of your best friend, why? because you know what you guys have done to other people's sisters. Well, its too late to cry foul, I'm sure he is bleeping your sister, little wonder your sister never reported him to you. What is left for you now is to go as fast as your legs can carry you to your friends house and reciprocate the gesture. Bleep his sister(s), brother(s), anything at sight.
Have a good day.

OP, are you sane? If yes, then you know what to do.

So this was your plan all along? Can you just imagine my unfaithful wife, the people you want to eject from "your home" do you know their individual contribution in building the place you now refer to as "your home"? I remembered how my family stood by me when I was building the house even offering assistance in the process. My dear wife, where were you then? You are nothing but an ungrateful gold digging housewife, thank goodness you confessed that my family is not giving you problems.
So, what exactly did you want? Get me to send my family parking, kill me and inherit my properties?
If you know what is good for you, don't bother to come home this night, open another thread and ask NLDers to apologize on your behalf.

[quote author=190*]^OK so you mean the OP is reder pasture[/quote]infact on RED alert

[quote author=190*]Nigerian girls are at it again!![/quote]It is not her fault now, she's looking for greener pasture.

"Hand of God" indeed!!!
Is that supposed to be cheap publicity for the man of God or the church?

Good News!!!

Good step in the right direction.

chucky234: Who be dis mumu na,who put your smelly mouth for my post abi you dey craze,may truck jam the hand wey you use type that rubbish.
FSLC holder like you dey form ITK,olodo rabata.

You are just a disgrace to the elite community.